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I Am Mr. Yin Yang, I Like The Live Broadcast To Scare The Big Honey

I Am Mr. Yin Yang, I Like The Live Broadcast To Scare The Big Honey

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Chapter 4: Wife, I'm Not Feeling Well, I Want To Go To The Hospital

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Chapter 4: Wife, I'm Not Feeling Well, I Want To Go To The Hospital

But he said "Brother Belly". After resting for a while, the feeling of wanting to vomit disappeared. So at his wife's insistence, he sat at the dinner table again. "ready or Not?" Zhang Jianmin's wife, Liang Hong, asked at the top of her voice. For some reason, Zhang Jianmin heard his wife's familiar voice at this moment, Suddenly there is a feeling in my heart, It seemed that his wife's voice came from far, far away. not very clear, There are even some distortions and some blurring.

It felt like someone had covered her mouth with something. Shaking his head, Brother Du threw away this strange thought. took a deep breath, He was about to tell his wife when he was ready. Suddenly, a plate of braised pork ribs on the table fell to the ground inexplicably. Red-brown soup splashed all over the floor, It was as dazzling as brown blood. Zhang Jianmin's heart trembled, For some reason, that message suddenly appeared in his mind: "Professional yin and yang, we will keep you worry-free, and you can get a 10% discount if you book in advance!" Looking at the red soup on the ground, an inexplicable chill crept up his spine. All the way up to his forehead. It made him shiver uncontrollably. "So careless, well, there is no braised pork ribs in this video, I have been making it for a long time." Brother Du's wife complained. She didn't plan to clean up, but adjusted the position of other food on the table. After occupying all the space, ask again: "Okay, okay, I'll start." Brother Du's face turned pale, he hesitated for a moment, and then hesitatingly said to his wife,

"Why don't we stop filming today? I feel a little unwell and want to go to the hospital." Brother Belly's wife glared at him and complained, "Oh, you have a lot of things to do, and you want to go to the hospital. You won't go until the filming is over." "I've been preparing all afternoon. If you say you don't want to eat, you won't eat. What's the matter?" Dude shrank his neck, "But, I really don't feel well, so just stop for a day, okay?" He is usually a little bit afraid of his wife. Basically, whatever the wife says, it is, and I don't have any opinions. After all, the reason why he was able to embark on the road of eating and broadcasting is that In fact, it was also his wife Liang Hong's idea. Don't tell me, since you embarked on the road of eating and broadcasting. The income of the couple has also risen in a straight line. The big mansion behind him was earned from eating and broadcasting. "Don't compare yourself there, hurry up, I will send you to the hospital after shooting the video." Liang Hong said impatiently. Zhang Jianmin had nothing to do, he could only take a deep breath and signaled his wife to start. "Okay, one, two, three. Go." Liang Hong pressed the start button. "Hey, brothers, Brother Du is here to show off food and drink to everyone again." "Old rules, a can of beer appetizer." finished speaking, Brother Du directly picked up a can of wine, opened his mouth and poured it in. With his hands hard, the can was directly crushed. In just a few seconds, the can of beer entered his stomach. Finish the beer. Brother Du felt his physical condition. Found that there seems to be nothing wrong. Only then did I feel relieved.

I also secretly breathed a sigh of relief. It seems that I am suspicious. Mostly because of the influence of that message sent along the way, Brother Du put his heart in his belly while thinking. "Brothers, today's protagonist is this big plate of braised cuttlefish, which is covered with chili oil and smells delicious." "It's still the old rule, and I'm going to have all these cuttlefish in my stomach right away." "I think Brother Du is real, so just move your fingers and be careful." "At eight o'clock in the evening, I will see you in the live broadcast room of Du Ge, and then I will give you a wave of benefits." "Okay, let's not talk nonsense, Kaixuan." After finishing his lines, Brother Du grabbed a fat cuttlefish without using chopsticks, and stuffed it into his mouth. To say that this dude really has the potential to be a food broadcaster. He didn't even chew such a big squid. After turning it around in his mouth twice, he swallowed it directly into his stomach. Next comes the second and third... Sure enough, as he said, It only took less than a few minutes for a large plate of squid to be dazzled by him. "Hi~" After a full burp, Brother Du began to show off other things again... Big lobster made of bread, a big bowl full of braised pork, a big bowl of chili bibimbap... It was a joy to eat. Soon, everything on the desktop was emptied. The shooting is also coming to an end. Now in front of Brother Du, there is only a big pork elbow left. "Brothers, it's the last bite, the quack-flavored pork knuckle." Brother Du wiped his mouth indiscriminately, picked up the sauce elbow, and gestured towards the camera. Then, he gnawed frantically. One bite, two bites... Soon, with such a big sauced elbow, the bones were visible.

Seeing that the filming was about to be completed, Brother Du's wife Liang Hong also showed a smile on her face. "Is it okay? Men are so hypocritical." She pursed her lips in thought. But at this moment, Brother Du's movements froze suddenly, Immediately afterwards, the sauced elbow in his hand slid straight down, It fell into the soup basin in front of him. The splashing juice made Brother Du's face all over. But Dude didn't notice anything. Just grabbing my chest hard, His face was pale, and his expression looked very painful. There was a ho-ho sound in his mouth, but he couldn't utter a word. "What's wrong with you?" Liang Hong became irritable all of a sudden. The fire in my heart couldn't be suppressed at all, and I turned upside down. Her first reaction was, Zhang Jianmin did not let him go to the hospital for examination. And make this appearance on purpose to scare her. It's happened before, Let her beat Zhang Jianmin hard. It will certainly be the same this time. They are all grown up, like a child. Still playing this kind of wolf trick. Childish or not? Liang Hong thought angrily. Cursed as soon as I wanted to speak. But at this moment, Brother Belly, who was sitting on the chair, It turned over directly,

With his face on the ground, he fell hard to the ground, And his hands and feet were still twitching constantly. Liang Hong was stunned for a moment, a little dazed. Is this acting a bit over the top? "Old Zhang, get up for my old lady, don't pretend to be dead." Liang Hong scolded. But Zhang Jianmin, who fell to the ground, couldn't even utter a word. The whole body is twitching. Liang Hong subconsciously felt something was wrong. Even if it is pretend, you can drop it, but it is very solid. You know, with Lao Zhang's weight of more than 200. It hurts to look at it. "Hey, Zhang, don't pretend, it's alright, it's alright, let's stop taking pictures, let's go, go to the hospital, go to the hospital." She dropped the video equipment in her hand and walked up to Brother Du. "Get up? Why are you still waiting for my mother to hug you?" Liang Hong was dissatisfied. But at this moment, Zhang Jianmin had gradually stopped convulsing, The whole person was lying there motionless. "Old Zhang, old Zhang?" It seems...it doesn't look like it's pretending? Liang Hong panicked inexplicably, She knelt down and shook Brother Du's body vigorously. But with her shaking, Brother Du's body has completely quieted down. "Old Zhang, don't scare me, Old Zhang!" Liang Hong finally panicked, She forcefully turned Brother Du's body over. The next moment, a pair of dilated pupils appeared in front of her eyes. And those dark eyes were staring at her firmly.

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