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Chapter 11: Brother Fa Really Hit The Nail On The Head, Did You Open Your Mouth?

Chirp, chirp. Two little sparrows are jumping happily on the windowsill. Yang Lin, who was playing mahjong with Duke Zhou, rubbed his sleepy eyes, Sit up from the bed. But before he puts on his clothes, Lin Xiaoxiao broke in. "Boss, boss, the sun is shining... oops." The nervous Lin Xiaoxiao didn't finish his sentence, He blushed again and ran out. Xia Tian, ​​man, morning...

I understand everything. Girl, can't you just knock on the door and come in? Oh, it seems that I didn't close the door myself. Yang Lin got up helplessly and put on shorts and half sleeves. After washing his face with cold water, he came out. On the table, Xiaoxiao had already prepared a steaming hot breakfast. He was blushing and waiting. At this time, her heart was also bumping like a deer. The scene she saw just now seemed to have taken root in her mind, No matter how you wipe it, you can't wipe it off. "Oh, Lin Xiaoxiao, you dead girl, what are you thinking about, bah bah." She scolded herself in her heart. Seeing her blushing, Yang Lin couldn't say anything. So the two had their breakfast with each other's minds, When Yang Lin just wanted to watch the video again, A man in his forties walked in. "Is Boss Lin here?" Yang Lin put down his mobile phone and raised his head from behind the counter: "That's me, what's wrong?"

"Oh, hello Boss Lin." A look of surprise appeared on the man's face, It seems to be wondering why Boss Lin is so young. But then he laughed and said: "I was introduced by Uncle Zhou. I want to ask Boss Lin to help my ancestors see a private house." Oh, this is to move the grave. The cemetery is the cemetery. As an honorable Mr. Yin Yang, Yang Lin helps people look after private houses, which is naturally his job. But within a few days of his time travel, his dead ghost master passed away. He didn't teach him the ability to be serious, and only left Yang Lin with a broken book with no name or surname. Yang Lin had read it during this period of time. There is also knowledge about Xunlong acupuncture points on it. It's just that if you don't have a master to teach you this kind of thing, you can only comprehend it by yourself. The difficulty is not ordinary. So up to now, he has seen a half-knowledge. If you really want to show people the yin house, it's probably not enough. The principle of doing things in line with one's duty and being a serious person. Yang Lin originally didn't want to accept this business. But once it was introduced by Uncle Zhou, it was hard to refuse. Zhou Bo's real name is Zhou Zhengyan. Opened an antique shop in an antique street not far away, He is also the only friend of his master, who often comes to drink tea and chat. This old man has a weird temper, and he looks cold and cold towards everyone. But only to Yang Lin, but always smiling. In his words, "We feel at ease looking at Xiao Linzi." I don't know why he is so comfortable. "when?" "Do you have time next week, sir?"

The man asked while secretly looking at the things in the store. "Yes, let's get in touch then." Yang Lin nodded and handed the man a business card. "Okay, Boss Lin." The man finished his business card with both hands, bought more than 100 yuan of sacrificial supplies by the way, and then left. "Boss, boss, something is wrong, why are you gaining followers again?" As soon as the man left, Lin Xiaoxiao ran out excitedly, While running, he held up his mobile phone and shouted excitedly. Yang Lin was taken aback, and took a look at the phone. Sure enough, I saw that the number of fans of my Douyin account was growing rapidly. "Xiao Pao, Invincible has followed you." "Yaya has something to say and paid attention to you." "123 wooden dog followed you." ... At this time, his attention has reached an astonishing 70,000. And looking at the momentum of growth, there is no sign of stopping. In other words, in just one night, He directly gained more than 50,000 fans. No, it should not be at night. Yang Lin's heart moved, as if thinking of something. Quickly opened and browsed, Enter several keywords such as "bicycle riding, mouth brother" in the search box. After clicking search, several messages popped up immediately. And in the first column is this news: [The latest news, at midnight last night, a well-known outdoor anchor on the Internet died in a car accident while riding a big mouth] [According to the report sent by the reporter at the scene, Brother Zui crashed into a steel car that turned over on both sides while riding in the assistant's vehicle, was pierced into the body by the steel bar, and lost too much blood to death] [Here to remind everyone, there are thousands of roads, safety first, please do not drive dangerously] It's really rattled.

Yang Lin was taken aback for a moment, then shook his head. In fact, it is not surprising, Brother Zui has a mortality rate as high as 99%, and he has long been the guest of Hades. I'm afraid I can't hide it anyway. Although there is still a 1% chance of survival. But this one percent, if you think about it, is the escaped one, Ordinary people can't catch it at all. Flipping through the phone, it was under this news. Yang Lin also saw comments from netizens: "Damn it, I watched his live broadcast last night. I didn't expect it to be broadcast later." "It's a pity, what a good brother Zui." "Go all the way, Brother Zui." "Hey, isn't that right, isn't Brother Zui a cycling anchor? Why do you know how to ride a car?" "You don't know that, according to insiders, he is a fake cycling anchor, followed by a Cherokee." "Damn it, isn't it? I even gave him a gift, asshole." "I just said that he has been riding for so long, why is his complexion so rosy, and there is a support team for his feelings." "Liar, give me a gift of one hundred yuan." "I won't give you a hundred dollars, he is a bad old man, very bad." And just when netizens were talking about it, a police announcement once again attracted everyone's attention. [According to the investigation, Brother Zui’s original name is Qian Deyao, and his assistant’s original name is Li Gang. They are the suspects in the murder of two grandparents and grandchildren in An County a year ago] As soon as this announcement came out, it caused an uproar in an instant. "Holy shit, shit, this guy is actually a murderer?" "Damn it, I'm really blind, and I gave him gifts." "I read the reports about the murder of the two grandparents in An County. It was terrible. I didn't expect these two bastards to do it." "He died well, no wonder he was pierced by seven or eight steel bars, retribution." "That's right, this son of a bitch, it's too good to die." "Speaking of which, Dad Douyin, can you return my gift to me? Giving gifts to such a person is detrimental to morality." "Agree +1"

"Agree +2" ... And when I saw this police notice, Yang Lin was also taken aback. No wonder the death rate of Brother Zui is as high as 99%. This is really retribution. And just when everyone was discussing, such a message caught everyone's eyes: "It was really hit by Brother Fa, did you open your mouth?" As soon as this remark came out, the comment area was quiet at first, and then exploded. Happy reading every day during Spring Festival in the Year of the Rabbit! Recharge 100 and get 500 VIP coupons! Immediate recharge (activity period: January 21st to February 5th)

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