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I Am Mr. Yin Yang, I Like The Live Broadcast To Scare The Big Honey

I Am Mr. Yin Yang, I Like The Live Broadcast To Scare The Big Honey

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Chapter 1: Professional Yin And Yang, Keep You Worry-Free

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Chapter 1: Professional Yin And Yang, Keep You Worry-Free

midsummer. The cicadas sing and the white clouds float, and the young birds walk through the forest. It is the hottest time of the year in Jiang Cheng, a small northern city. So even though it is already west of the sun. But in Yang Lin's small shop called "All the way to the funeral", Still suffocatingly hot. Yang Lin is a time traveler. Two years ago, he inexplicably transmigrated into this world. Become a Mr. Yin Yang who is not very skilled in business. And from the dead ghost master,

Inherited a funeral supply store in a cul-de-sac. Mr. Yin Yang is the folk name for a person who knows Yin and Yang. It is also one of the three folks. Go out, go out, go out, go out, Among them, the black refers to Mr. Yin and Yang. Mostly refers to a class of people who understand Fengshui, Yin-Yang, Eight Diagrams, and five-element numerology; It evolved from Taoism in the early days, and it was used to calculate good and bad fortune, birth, old age, sickness and death for people. And in the north. Mr. Yin Yang's job is mostly to undertake trivial matters. Pointing acupoints to search for tombs, choosing a time for burial, and offering salvation to the deceased, etc. When Yang Lin traveled across time, his master was still alive. But it didn't wait for Yang Lin to learn one and a half moves from his master. The old guy just stared at him and said, "Gah." Only a small funeral supplies store was reserved for Yang Lin. To say that these days, the world is not peaceful, Many dead. So even though his shop is at the innermost end of a dead end. From the perspective of Feng Shui, it is dead. But business is still so-so.

Although no one asked him to see things (undertake work related to funeral affairs). But on weekdays, they sell some ingot candles, joss stick paper figurines and so on. Life can go on. Of course, you don't have to think about being rich. So he and Lin Xiaoxiao were forced to have enough food and clothing, neither cold in winter nor hungry in summer. Lin Xiaoxiao is the only clerk in this store, and his family is from the countryside. I am twenty years old this year. He is also very handsome. The two small dimples on his face are very charming when he smiles. The parents are still there. But I heard that she has three big brothers, none of whom have married a wife yet. The burden on her parents is also very heavy. So he planned to sell her to a fool in the next village as his wife. So that she can marry a wife for her big brother. Lin Xiaoxiao was naturally unwilling. To say that this girl is really fierce. Knowing that the stubborn parents couldn't make sense, they packed their things overnight. ran to the city. Just happened to meet Yang Lin who just buried his master, So it was a matter of course that he became the only clerk in this store. By the way, I usually cook and wash clothes for him. At this time, Yang Lin was eating and watching Douyin short videos. Lin Xiaoxiao, who was also lowering his head to cook next to him, brought his head closer. "Boss, you said that business should be done online now, but we have posted so many videos and only have about 20 fans. Nothing in the little yellow car was sold. " Yang Lin's expression remained unchanged, and he continued to watch the short video: "What's the rush, isn't this just the beginning? When we have a fan base, we can sell goods live." "At that time, the business will naturally grow bigger and stronger, and create greater glories."

With rice in her mouth, Lin Xiaoxiao asked vaguely: "But who would buy these dead people's things online?" Well, that's a problem. Yang Linyi lost his voice for a while. Yeah, who's going to buy these things for dead people online. I'm afraid that even if you take a look at it, you will feel unlucky. If this problem is not resolved, his live broadcast sales plan may really not work. After dinner, Lin Xiaoxiao went to the back to clean up. At this time, no guests came to the door, so Yang Lin turned on Douyin again out of boredom. He first went to watch the video he just posted an hour ago. There are only a dozen likes and four replies for chatting. "I'm so unlucky, how did I get such a video?" "By the way, in this day and age, even the business of dead people is done online?" "The dog's head is safe, I don't want to use these things." "Are there any beauties? Especially beautiful ones. My grandpa asked me for two." ... Look at these messages without any nutrition. Yang Lin said that he is used to it too. It's not bad today, maybe my father pushed him a little traffic. There are only four replies. Put it in the usual way. His videos all have zero replies and zero likes. Slightly sighed. Yang Lin didn't care either. Anyway, when he posted these videos, he didn't expect to become popular overnight. These days. Can it be hot, can it be red, The most important thing is to see if anyone supports it.

And he is a half-bag Mr. Yin and Yang who deals with the dead, it would be strange if anyone praised him. While sighing, he started to scan the video again. To say this is now a funny sound. It's just impossible to see. Among the ten videos, seven or eight are thighs in yoga pants. What yoga pants YYDS are there on the Internet. Simply nonsense. Skinny jeans are the god forever. nature. Yang Lin will never admit any big data push. Under the attack of the white thighs. Before I knew it, dozens of minutes passed like this. Sudden. After another finger swipe by Yang Lin, A video caught his attention. This is a video posted by someone whose ID is "Super Big Belly". The background of the video is a more luxuriously decorated room. A big fat man weighing more than two hundred catties is frantically stuffing all kinds of food into his mouth, The food is full of oil. While eating, he was still shouting: "Family, be careful." The table in front of him was filled with all kinds of greasy food. There are unknown true and false big lobsters, oversized squids, There are also braised pork piled up as high as a mountain. It is clear, This is a food broadcaster. Eating and broadcasting is a new type of live broadcast in recent years. As the name suggests, it is "eating live broadcast",

Originally arose in the cold country, After Hanguo became popular, many anchors in Longguo also broadcast live videos of themselves eating on the live broadcast platform. Thus became an Internet celebrity. But it caught Yang Lin's attention. But it is not these foods that look delicious and delicious. Instead, a line of transparent fonts suddenly appeared in front of my eyes: 【Ding! Service object detected, ID: Super Big Belly] [Death prediction: long-term overeating, 90% mortality due to myocardial infarction within one hour] [Recommend the host to pay attention] See these lines of text. Yang Lin was stunned for a moment. Clients? Death prediction? This is... the system is activated? But after a few seconds, he was relieved. As a standard traveler, He is naturally no stranger to the system. But this system is not a serious system at a glance. Duo Duo also deals with the dead. At this time, the super big belly video has been played. Yang Lin clicked on the comments section of Super Big Belly: Backhand sent a like, plus a follow. And also left a sentence in the comment area: "Professional yin and yang, we will keep you worry-free, and you can get a 10% discount if you book in advance." (The new book starts, the data is very important, please collect, ask for flowers, different styles, different content, guaranteed to be cool) Happy reading every day during Spring Festival in the Year of the Rabbit! Recharge 100 and get 500 VIP coupons! Immediate recharge (activity period: January 21st to February 5th)

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