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I Am From Yuanmou, The Ancestor Of China, And Was Broadcast Live By Sister Zhou

I Am From Yuanmou, The Ancestor Of China, And Was Broadcast Live By Sister Zhou

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Chapter 60: Kong-Fu? Effort? Isn't It Enough To Beat A Saber-Toothed Tiger With Hands?

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Chapter 60: Kong-Fu? Effort? Isn't It Enough To Beat A Saber-Toothed Tiger With Hands?

Chapter 60: Kong-Fu? Hunting Prairie Edge. Li Changbai dropped all weapons on his body, Under the eyes of billions of netizens, he hooked his fingers at the saber-toothed tiger. The thick voice spread clearly and loudly throughout the entire live broadcast room of Sister Zhou. "Little cat, let's fight." "Kitty cat?" "You call a saber-toothed tiger a kitty cat?" Netizens who watched the live broadcast were all blown away. Especially Li Changbai,

The movement of hooking fingers, Filled with contempt for the prehistoric overlord, as if, In Li Changbai's view, this brutal beast that ruled the entire prehistoric grassland is just a kitten with slightly longer teeth. "My God, what is the ancestor doing? That is the prehistoric overlord, the saber-toothed tiger!" Someone in the live broadcast room exclaimed, Shocked by Li Changbai's "irrational behavior", "My lord ancestor wouldn't want to fight with a saber-toothed tiger, would he? Although he defeated the giant hyena king on a rainy night, the giant hyena, a fierce beast, couldn't even be ranked among the top three prehistoric giants. level!" "Master Ancestor is too big. He shouldn't fight this beast. The saber-toothed tiger's saber-toothed fangs are the sharpest weapons in the prehistoric world. It is impossible for Lord Ancestor's physical body to resist!" "Old ancestor, quickly pick up the bow and arrow and spear, don't get close to this fierce tiger, be careful of its saber teeth and muscular forelimbs..." Water friends do not want Li Changbai to have an accident, "Anchor, what are you doing in a daze? Hurry up and persuade the ancestors!" "Zhou Shuyi, if you don't want to die, just pick up the bow and arrow and throw it at the ancestor!" Li Changbai is going to fight a saber-toothed tiger, and the water friends don't want to see this bloody and cruel situation. man and beast, The strength of the body is not at the same level at all. Not to mention What Li Changbai is facing now is the strongest beast in history - the saber-toothed tiger! Head-to-head with this beast?

That's being silly! one careless, My life is probably going to explain this hunting plain... hill tribe, The strongest combat power is Li Changbai, If something happens to Li Changbai, What about the rest of the Volcanic Tribe? What about Miss Zhou? Can they escape the slaughter of the saber-toothed tiger? cannot! Look at the reaction of these Yuanmou people and sister Zhou when the saber-toothed tiger appeared, Fear, anxiety, fear... Just like a mouse meets a cat, Not peeing your pants is fine! I didn't see those prehistoric giant pigs with a height of 3 meters and a weight of 1 ton... In front of the saber-toothed tiger, they were cowardly and afraid, just like grandchildren! That is the suppression of the blood! Crushing of status! therefore, In the eyes of water lovers, It is very unwise for Li Changbai to take the initiative to provoke this original fierce tiger, It's even a little bit "death"! Foreigners saw that Li Changbai lost his bow, arrow and spear weapon, He was cheering that the savage chief of Huaxia was about to give up resistance and honestly be the blood of the saber-toothed tiger, In the end, I saw Li Changbai taking the initiative to provoke the saber-toothed tiger again, and everyone was shocked. After the shock, it was all cynicism, "Oh God, this guy is dying. How dare he tease a prehistoric saber-toothed tiger? He's trying to die!" "There is an ancient idiom in China called 'playing with fire and self-immolation', which is used on this savage...very appropriate!" "Big cat, tear him apart! This Chinese savage will pay a heavy price for his stupid behavior!"

The white pigs are in the bar, drinking draft beer, watching the live broadcast room, Waiting for the next good show to be staged. E, Li Changbai let them down! At the moment when the saber-toothed tiger rushed over with blood, Li Changbai tapped his toes and sideways avoided the attack of this fierce tiger! The hands of foreigners holding draft beer glasses stopped in the air, looking at Li Changbai in disbelief. "This savage's reaction is so fast?" "Not only his reaction, but his speed is also very strange. Is this the speed that a human can have?" As the original overlord, the most outstanding feature of the saber-toothed tiger is not only its two 15cm fangs, but also its extremely fast speed. As for the sabre-toothed tiger's "tiger pounce" just now, The top special soldiers in the world may not be able to react. But Li Changbai easily escaped. How can this not surprise these foreigners? "Did the Chinese female anchor secretly give him kong-fu?" The foreigners looked suspiciously at Zhou Shuyi who was hiding behind Wantooth Pig. In Huaxia Kung Fu, there is a body method called "Qing Gong". Exercising lightness kung fu, you can fly into the sky, escape from the ground, float on water, and be omnipotent. Able to maximize the speed of the human body! Foreigners saw that Li Changbai escaped the attack of the saber-toothed tiger so easily, and thought that the anchor Zhou Shuyi taught Li Changbai Chinese Kungfu, which gave him such quick reactions and super-fast body skills. If Zhou Shuyi knew what foreigners are thinking at the moment, I'm afraid I'm going to shout "I'm wronged", effort? What a god! My wife doesn't even know how to teach herself? Even the ancient poem "Climbing the Stork Tower", I racked my brains to recall it! "Hey, Huaxia people, are you cheating and let this anchor teach your primitive ancestors kongfu to fight against primitive beasts?" Curious foreigners flooded into the live broadcast room of Sister Zhou whose ip address was in Huaxia, and asked curiously.

"Ko860ng-Fu?" "Is this foreigner crazy? Zhou Shuyi doesn't even know how to teach her ancestor Kung Fu?" "Oh, I see, this foreigner probably saw that the ancestor escaped the attack of the saber-toothed tiger with an instinctive reaction, and thought it was the 'lightness skill' in Kong-Fu. In the live broadcast room, some water friends made a correct analysis. "This foreigner's mind is clubbing. How could a primitive man million years ago know our Chinese kung fu? The brain is so funny. "Stupid than a foreigner is so funny!" "God's kung fu, this is the subconscious avoidance of the ancestor, which is related to his body's reaction. The body of the ancestor, both in terms of hardness and agility, is much stronger than ours." "To be honest, I'm curious, how did the ancestors exercise?" "That's right, whether it's archery or fighting, I feel that my ancestor is like a master who has practiced for many years and stepped out of the tribe." "The new year's big drama, "Yuanmou Renchu ​​Tribe"?" "Hey, tell me, what will happen if we let sister Zhou teach our ancestor Huaxia Kung Fu?" In the live broadcast room, a water friend suddenly suggested it. As soon as this remark came out, The audience can't help but gasp! [ps: The update is late, and there is a minimum guarantee of 50,000 words every day, and more updates will be added depending on the subscription status. Thank you for your support! 】.

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