Chapter 23 Li Changbai: The invisible pretend, the deadliest! In Ms. Zhou's opinion, Yuanmouren, the leader, has a strong learning ability and an extraordinary ability to imitate. But, after all, they were prehistoric humans million years ago, No matter how talented he is in language, he is also a member of the primate family, and the upper limit is not high! Now Professor Gu Nian suggested that she be asked to teach Zhou Shuyi, the leader of the tribe, Li Bai's "The Difficult Road to Shu", Zhou Shuyi felt that Professor Gu Nian was making fun of her, so she couldn't help feeling a little emotional. "Professor Gu, there are billions of people watching my live broadcast. Your ridiculous suggestion, as a highly respected scholar, is not suitable for you both emotionally and rationally." As the host, sister Zhou can naturally see the popularity of the live broadcast room. She can accept Li Changbai's studious request,
The ancestor of Yuanmou people said that he likes poetry, and her sister Zhou can teach him some simple poems, For example, "the moonlight in front of the bed is suspected to be frost on the ground" or something, No matter how uneven it is, it is "stop to sit and love the maple forest at night, the frosty leaves are red and the February flowers." Such a simple five-character and seven-character ancient poem, "The Road to Shu" written by Li Bai, a great poet of the Tang Dynasty, has 294 characters! And there are many uncommon words, which are hard to pronounce! Such ancient poems were read by prehistoric Yuanmou people million years ago. Isn't this funny? It's no wonder that Zhou Da's anchor is angry. "Anchor Zhou, you misunderstood, I just asked you to ask his opinion first, and then decide whether to read this song "The Road to Shu"." During the live broadcast, Professor Gu Nian wiped the sweat from his brow and explained hastily. "It's so dangerous, so dangerous, almost lost the insurance at the end of the festival!" While speaking, he still did not forget to glance at the teacher Cheng Qianfan, "Teacher, it's all your fault, what a bad idea!" turn out to be, Letting Li Changbai read "The Difficult Road to Shu" was exactly the idea of Professor Cheng Qianfan, the most powerful figure in Jinling University and even the whole of China's classical literature circle. Hearing this, Sister Zhou was taken aback for a moment, then said slowly: "Alright then, I'll ask Brother Yuanmou Ren first." "Fuck, do you really want the ancestor of the Yuanmou people to read "The Difficult Road to Shu"?" "Isn't that too much of a stretch? Just ask the ancestor to read simple ancient poems like "Spring Hope" and "Quiet Night Thoughts". Don't make it so difficult..."
"Anchor, there are billions of foreigners watching the live broadcast, don't let them watch the joke!" "Those white-skinned pigs are so good at food and love to pretend, they can't even pass our second-level Chinese, let alone the ancient poem "The Road to Shu" that has been passed down through the ages!" "Friends from abroad say that "The Difficult Road to Shu" is the final question of the CET-6, and most people can't learn it at all!" "Anchor, don't let the ancestors of Yuanmou people agree, he will be caught by "Climbing the Stork Tower" is actually very powerful, he is a primitive man!" "..." Those foreigners who watched Sister Zhou’s live broadcast on Facebook YouTube, Little Blue Bird, etc., Upon hearing the experts and professors from Huaxia suggested that the anchor teach Yuanmouren "The Difficult Road to Shu", They all flocked to Huaxia's live broadcast room to watch the excitement, and they still didn't forget to sneer: "Huaxia people, are your experts and professors crazy? Do you know that Li Bai's poem "The Road to Shu" is extremely difficult?" "My big brother passed the Chinese level 5 test, but when he came across this poem in the sixth level test, he didn't answer it correctly, because the teacher asked him to recite the whole text, but he couldn't recite it at all! It was too difficult! So he failed the Chinese level 6 test Already!" "Let Yuanmou people recite the most powerful poems of the poet Li Bai? I think you Chinese people are crazy!" "Oh god, that's the funniest joke I've ever heard, boys, is it April Fools' day?" "Give up, Huaxia, he's just a savage, a savage!" "Xiba, Li Bai's poem, our pickle country has applied for cultural heritage, you are not allowed to use it on public platforms, Li Bai is the greatest poet in the pickle country!!!" "The kimchi country netizens above, fuckyou! bitch! The great poet Li Bai, from the Tang Dynasty in China!" "Come on for the ancestor of Huaxia, he looks very confident~" "..." Sister Zhou came to Li Changbai with a selfie stick, She looked into Li Changbai's eyes, softly and calmly said: "Brother Yuanmouren, you said you like ancient poetry, I can teach you, but..." "But my poem is very difficult to learn..." "Are you still willing to learn?" Fearing that Li Changbai would not understand, Sister Zhou explained to Li Changbai with mechanical body movements while speaking. "I—want—to learn." "I-very-like-poetry." Li Changbai's thick and thick voice spread throughout the live broadcast room again. "My God, this wild man actually agreed, he looks very serious." "Oh God, do the Chinese people want their ancestors to make a fool of themselves in front of billions of people around the world? Hurry up and stop him!"
"This prehistoric savage actually accepted the challenge, brothers, we wish him failure!" (form eagle sauce) "Baga, the Huaxia people will lose face in front of billions of people this time, the shame of Huaxia!" "..." "Okay, I'll teach you now." Sister Zhou said helplessly, knowing that she couldn't persuade her, so she didn't. "Come on, put your hand here." Sister Zhou pointed to her throat, However, to everyone's surprise, This time, Li Changbai didn't listen to her, Instead, he shook his head, indicating that he didn't need it. Sister Zhou opened her eyes wide and looked at Li Changbai in surprise. "Nani, our ancestor...has it evolved again?" In the live broadcast room, all the water friends were shocked, and even Professor Gu frowned in a rare way. Because he knew that Li Changbai, the leader of the Yuanmou people, learned Chinese by feeling the vocal cords in Sister Zhou's throat with his palm. But now Li Changbai rejected Sister Zhou's request, "This...does this mean..." The next moment, the always refined and prudent old professor opened his eyes wide, I saw Li Changbai pointing to his ear with his big hand covered with black hair: "I-I-could-by-by-this." boom! The live room exploded! —— —— [ps: Sister Zhou has joined the Yuanmou People's Family, and a new live broadcast project is about to start! Ask for collection, ask for flowers, ask for evaluation tickets, ask for all data, thank you ~]