"Tmd, who parabolic is so wicked?" An exasperated scolding sound came from under the Metasequoia tree, Li Changbai had a bad idea, the secret of mobile phones will be discovered by prehistoric "primitives". At this time, he has not found any abnormalities. The "primitive man" million years ago had no language ability, and the only sound he could make was the cry of "woo woo woo". This well-spoken mandarin is obviously not from the mouth of "primitives". But right now, Li Changbai is so concerned with mobile phones that he didn't find this bug. The scream under the tree attracted the "primitives" in this area, All came from all directions, tightly surrounded. Li Changbai flexibly climbed down from the tree,
What came into view was a pretty girl wearing a white vest, blue hot pants, and a pair of black Converse sneakers on her feet. Fair skin, oval face, swan neck, good looks. Under the sunlight of million years ago, her straight and slender jade legs set off more and more alluring. It's just that the girl in front of me seems a little... embarrassed? Li Changbai's eyes moved down and landed on the bruises on the girl's knees and the painted face, Even the pair of black Converse sneakers on the feet were covered with mud, "She... is also a time traveler?" Li Changbai looked at the girl in front of him in a modern attire, his pupils shrank, and he said in surprise. "Why does it feel like she looks familiar, as if I've seen her somewhere..." Li Changbai looked at the pink selfie stick in the girl's hand and the mobile phone wearing a cute strawberry mobile phone case. The appearance on the other side is obviously an anchor. "Woo woo woo~" More than a dozen "primitive savages" surrounded Li Changbai and surrounded the female anchor, "Woo woo woo~" Li Changbai gestured and screamed, signaling the "primitives" to stay calm and not to riot. "I fuck!" The female anchor opened her mouth, and the phrase "national quintessence" floated out. "So it was her..." As soon as Li Changbai heard the voice, he knew who the embarrassing female anchor in front of him was.
The first sister of Douyu, the most popular anchor in the live broadcast industry, one of the three leading female protagonists of Feilu Novels... Zhou Shuyi! Sister Zhou! "Brothers, what the hell are these?" "Fuck fuck fuck, a lot of savages!" "Did I break into the filming scene? They are filming "Rise of the Planet of the Apes 4"?" Sister Zhou covered her cherry mouth and giggled at the live camera on the selfie stick. "Damn it, anchor, have you gone to the beautiful country of Hollywood?" "Sister Zhou, this old 6, doesn't do a good job of live broadcasting, and goes abroad everywhere!" "What are the anchors still doing in a daze? Hurry up and say hello to the actors, and get an autograph from Caesar for me!" … After being booed by the water friends in the live broadcast room, Ms. Zhou took a selfie stick and pointed the live broadcast camera at Li Changbai and the "primitives". Enthusiastically, he stammered: "Hello, Iamshuyizhou, from CHINA," "Nice to meet you!" Hearing these two sentences in English, the audience in the live broadcast room was amused for a while. "Ahaha, Zhou Shuyi's poor English makes me laugh so hard!" "6, the anchor speaks English 6, 6 is croaking!" The No. 1 foreign language graduate student in the imperial capital Xiaoyu: "Sister Zhou's English is not bad. I, a formal player who has passed the English major level 8, can understand me, let alone those foreigners!" Ran goose, To the surprise of all the water friends in the live broadcast room, All the "actors" in front of Sister Zhou, after Sister Zhou said hello, all grinned at Sister Zhou, showing ferocious and sharp fangs, Especially those male "primitives" beat their chests with their thick arms and roared wildly. It seems that in the eyes of these "primitives", this "weird" who pretends to be different is a strong enemy who invades their territory! The screeching sound of "Woooooooooooooooooooo" resounded through the entire primeval forest. There were even some tall and strong "primitives" who picked up sharp stones and tried to smash them, trying to smash the head of the "enemy" sister Zhou into pieces. "Don't these foreigners understand English? You can just speak Chinese, the host!" "Don't pretend to be the anchor, where did you recruit the actors? This demeanor, this movement, this cry, and throwing stones, so dedicated!"
"That's right, if this movie is introduced to China, I, Wang Dahammer, will be the first to buy a ticket to see it!" "These ensemble performers are really good!" ... Seeing Tao Kan's barrage of water friends in the live broadcast, Sister Zhou's face turned green, Even if she is a fool, she can see the situation in front of her, These savages had fierce eyes, and they were not friendly. They obviously regarded her, Zhou Shuyi, as an enemy. "What the hell is this place, my mother!" Sister Zhou wants to cry but has no tears, Guazi's face is pale, It seems that the next moment, the pear blossoms will bring rain. "Brothers, this situation is not right, I'm going to die!" "I, Zhou Shuyi, will have to confess to this damn place today!" … "Stop pretending, anchor, hurry up and say hello, shake hands, let these foreigners feel the enthusiasm of our Chinese people!" "That's right, they're filming, and even if you barge in, the anchor, you'll be fine if you admit your mistake, and I won't do anything to you." Looking at the bullet screen, Sister Zhou didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Looking at the group of "primitive savages", she subconsciously stepped back, The clothes on the back were all wet with sweat. "Fuck, guys, these aren't the actors I'm looking for!" Sister Zhou looked at the "prehistoric savage" who was getting closer and closer to her, and was so anxious that she almost cried. She was sleeping at home well, and was about to go out for a meal. When she entered the mall, she didn't know that as soon as she opened the door, she entered this ghostly place that looked like a primeval forest. There was a commotion among the "primitives" group. The tall male "primitives" were holding a stone and were about to throw it at Sister Zhou. "Hoo hoo!" At this moment, a huge roar came from behind the group, Li Changbai yelled angrily, preventing the tall primitive man from attacking. then, The "primitive people" group took the initiative to get out of the way, Li Changbai took a long leg and came to Sister Zhou. at this time, A cold metallic reminder sounded in his mind.
"Ding!" "Congratulations to the host for successfully meeting Miss Zhou, the live broadcast system is being activated for you..." —— —— ps: The young author’s new book set sail, please collect, ask for flowers, please comment, thank you