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Chapter 58: Lao Xu, I have diarrhea today

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Chapter 58: Lao Xu, I have diarrhea today

Chapter 58: Lao Xu, I have diarrhea today The playground was dead silent, and everyone's expression was dull. What did they just hear? What do you mean by think about it?! When did it become so easy to chase girls? The person who found it most difficult to accept, of course, was Shen Yueqing, who was closest to the person. She opened her eyes wide, her brain a little confused. What made her even more crazy was that when Song Yao asked him to think about it, Xu Qingzhou did not show any ecstasy, but shook his head and sighed, "Forget it." "Why don't you insist a little longer?" Song Yao glared in dissatisfaction. Shen Yueqing felt a little numb. Shouldn't Song Yao reject her coldly at this time and tell Xu Qingzhou not to be so wishful thinking? Why does it seem like you are giving it upside down? "No, I prefer girls who take the initiative." Xu Qingzhou said righteously, and he even looked like he was afraid that Song Yao would cling to him. Ignoring Song Yao's resentful look, he said, "Let's go and have dinner."

Shen Yueqing saw Xu Qingzhou actually left, and then, Song Yao followed him?! "Xu Qingzhou, walk slower!" The girl trotted a few steps and pulled Xu Qingzhou's sleeve with great dissatisfaction. "If you are not active in eating, there is something wrong with your brain." The boy said lazily. Shen Yueqing stood there in a daze with a complicated expression. At this moment, she seemed to understand a little bit. Song Yao was here specifically waiting for Xu Qingzhou! "Let's go too." She looked at Qiao Yongjuan and wanted to force a smile so as not to lose momentum and look like a clown, but then she realized that she couldn't smile at all. Not far away, the boys who were ready to watch the show were also stunned, staring at this incredible scene. Until Xu Qingzhou and Song Yao's backs disappeared in the playground, Xu Zhengyang and Kong Xianbo were still standing there in a daze. What the hell! Who can tell me what's going on now? Where is the coolest girl in Kyoto University in a hundred years? In the distance, some boys from Economics 1 class who had not yet left also felt very disappointed. During this period, whenever they mentioned that they were in Economics 1, they all showed proud expressions, because the goddess of all the boys in the school was in their class. Even though this goddess barely spoke a word to them. But this is enough. Besides, if she is not cool and aloof, can she still be called a goddess? It was not until now that they realized that the goddess was actually very warm-hearted, but it was not them that were warmed. The boys with broken hearts gradually dispersed, leaving only three people from Dormitory 101 who were still standing on the playground in despair. Xu Zhengyang's back teeth were almost broken. It’s confirmed, Lao Xu is just an old silver coin, what a bullshit cement heart sealer. Kong Xianbo had a complicated expression, thinking that Lao Xu's pretending skills had reached perfection and he had to learn from him. At this moment, Xu Zhengyang felt someone patting his shoulder. He turned around and saw Zhai Ziqiang's simple smile with a hint of shyness: "Um, Old Xu, I have diarrhea today." After leaving the training ground, Xu Qingzhou slowed down his pace, walked side by side with Song Yao, and asked, "Where is your roommate?" "Of course I went to eat." Song Yao thought Xu Qingzhou's question was a bit silly. After she finished speaking, she realized something was wrong and asked, "Do you dislike me?" "Is it so obvious?" Xu Qingzhou just nodded and then stopped talking. Damn, he actually said what was in his mind.

Although it feels good to show off, I have now become the imaginary enemy of countless boys. Sure enough, when Song Yao heard what Xu Qingzhou said, her face fell. "This bastard, he really wants to piss me off to death. I'm such a beautiful girl, waiting for him in the hot sun." In the end, you were still disliked? What was this bastard thinking? Does he do this around his other friends as well, or only to me? "You misunderstood me." Xu Qingzhou thought about how to make amends and said with a serious face, "After all, the school has just started, and this period of time is the best time to keep in touch with each other. The relationships in the girls' dormitory are more complicated, and I hope you can communicate more with your roommates." "What after the communication?" Song Yao's voice deepened. "I won't be alone anymore." Song Yao stared at him angrily, "Then I can be with my roommates, so I won't bother you and delay your search for a girlfriend?" That must be the case. She had just heard the two girls mention a girl named "Xue Ying". Xu Qingzhou was speechless. Song Yao's train of thought was amazing. Although...if Song Yao stayed with her roommates all day, it seemed that she really wouldn't follow him. Although he thought so in his heart, he denied it flatly and made a heartbroken expression: "Song Yao, Song Yao, I thought about you, but I didn't expect you thought about me this way." Xu Qingzhou's serious expression made Song Yao speechless for a moment. She even began to doubt herself, wondering if she had really misunderstood Xu Qingzhou. Pursing her lips, she whispered, "I will build a good relationship with my roommates." Xu Qingzhou breathed a sigh of relief, as if he was easy to fool. "Where are we going to eat?" Song Yao followed Xu Qingzhou and generally didn't like to use her brain. "Go to the farm cafeteria." "okay." Classes haven't ended yet at this time, and most of the people coming to the cafeteria are freshmen wearing camouflage uniforms. Xu Qingzhou took Song Yao to eat chicken stewed with mushrooms. Maybe because she was hungry and the food was delicious, Song Yao ate two large bowls of rice and drank a bowl of chicken soup. Before the lunch rush, the two came out of the cafeteria satisfied. As they walked, the girl's sweet fragrance floated towards Xu Qingzhou's nose in the hot air. He couldn't help but look at the girl next to him. Song Yao is very beautiful. Standing next to him, her drooping neck has a graceful curve, her exposed skin is fair and tender and attractive, and her chest is raised, but the size is not exaggerated, which complements her figure. The ordinary military training uniform makes her look geometrically three-dimensional. Song Yao suddenly turned around and stared at Xu Qingzhou in confusion: "Are you peeking at me?" "No." Xu Qingzhou calmly looked away and said, "There are just two things I want to tell you." Humph, you're obviously looking at me. Song Yao felt a little happy, which proved that in Xu Qingzhou's eyes, she was still attractive. "what's up?"

Xu Qingzhou walked slowly, "I will be very busy during this period. I need to translate papers, so I may not have much time to see you. Please be careful and don't get heatstroke." "Oh, okay, what's the second thing?" Song Yao knew that Xu Qingzhou planned to submit his paper to a foreign journal. At this time, the two of them just reached a fork in the road where they needed to separate. Xu Qingzhou stopped and said, "I just want to tell you that there are two kinds of people in this world that are the most annoying. The first kind is those who only say half of what they want to say." "What about the other kind?" Song Yao asked, tilting her head. Xu Qingzhou shook his head silently, and walked away under Song Yao's confused gaze. Song Yao stood there in a daze for a few seconds before she suddenly came to her senses. She was so angry that her teeth were itching, and she wondered why this person was so rude. (End of this chapter)

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