“Alright, alright, don’t be curious. If Gardevoir Mom wants to tell you, she will tell you then.”
Yu Feng and Shiny Gardevoir simultaneously made an ‘X’ with their hands, indicating they didn’t want to discuss the topic anymore.
What Gardevoir Mom wanted her to know, she would naturally tell her; what she shouldn’t know, no amount of asking would make her reveal it.
“Gardevoir. (Alright, alright, let’s go. Your Gardevoir Mom has been waiting for you for a while.)”
‘Gardevoir. (Why does no one believe that my mouth is very tight-lipped?)’
Seeing that they were unwilling to tell her what they were talking about, Gardevoir had no choice but to lead them into the forest, muttering incessantly. She wondered why no one believed her, even though her mouth was very tight.
Although she was talking to herself, considering her size, the sound of her muttering couldn’t have been quiet.
Or perhaps she was doing it on purpose? In any case, Yu Feng and Shiny Kirlia could only pretend not to hear what she was saying and continued walking with their heads down.
But, walking with your head down has a disadvantage: you can’t see the path ahead.
And so… one person and one Pokémon directly bumped into two warm masses, and then they heard a voice that would appear in their nightmares.
“gardevoir! (Oh, how I’ve missed my darlings! Come here for a kiss!)”
Looking at her darlings eagerly rushing into her arms, Gardevoir Mom felt a surge of relief. She hadn’t expected her children to miss her so much, and suddenly felt that all the days of waiting were worth it.
“!!!!!”
“!!!!!”
Yu Feng and Shiny Kirlia hadn’t expected Gardevoir Mom to be lying on the ground waiting to ambush them. And they, being foolish, walked right into Gardevoir Mom’s arms without looking.
“Gardevoir Aunt, save me!”
Yu Feng looked to Gardevoir Aunt for help, hoping she could rescue them. He would rather gossip with Gardevoir Aunt than receive Gardevoir Mom’s “Sweet Kiss.”
“Gardevoir~ (Didn’t hear, didn’t hear. Your Gardevoir Aunt is very angry right now~)”
Gardevoir Aunt turned her head to the side and, incidentally, held Shiny Gardevoir back, preventing her from rescuing Yu Feng and the others. She felt they deserved it for not letting her gossip.
Seeing the situation, Yu Feng and Lao Mei despairingly closed their eyes. This “Sweet Kiss” was inescapable… Yu Feng and Lao Mei, as usual, turned grayscale and squatted in the corner. Even Shiny Gardevoir, who was pulled aside for a heart-to-heart, wasn’t in a good mood; she wanted to cheer up but simply couldn’t muster the energy.
“Gardevoir~ (I didn’t expect Xiao Feng Feng and you all to be so proactive this time. Gardevoir Mom is so happy~)”
After showering her children with affection, Gardevoir Mom’s face was glowing as she cupped her cheeks. It had been almost a month since she last saw her darlings, and this time she finally got her fill.
“Gardevoir ♦ (Is it possible that we weren’t proactive?)”
Shiny Gardevoir’s face was etched with exhaustion. After all, she and Yu Feng were the same person; their perceptions were shared. The “Sweet Kiss” Yu Feng felt, she also felt.
How to put it? The kiss itself wasn’t a big problem, but if you look at it from another perspective, a giant opening her gaping maw to kiss someone.
And the larger the body, the greater the power of the skill, so feeling drained was perfectly normal, right?
“Ahem, alright, Gardevoir Mom, we need to talk about something important.”
Yu Feng wiped his pale cheeks, and as if by magic, his complexion became rosy again.
“Gardevoir? (Something important? Did you not come back because you missed Gardevoir Mom too much? Wuwuwu, Gardevoir Mom is so sad, I can only squat in the corner and cry by myself.)”
Hearing Yu Feng mention something important, Gardevoir Mom covered her face and wept. Her child hadn’t come back because he missed his Gardevoir Mom; she truly was old and faded, even her children didn’t like her anymore.
She squatted to the side, secretly wiping away tears, but her eyes constantly darted towards Yu Feng and Shiny Kirlia, hoping they would come to comfort her and allow her to replenish her “Xiao Feng Feng energy.”
Yu Feng’s forehead was covered in black lines when he heard this. His Gardevoir Mom truly didn’t forget to try and drain his sister even at a time like this.
With a thought, Shiny Gardevoir knew what to do. She smilingly invited Gardevoir Aunt, who was watching the show, out of the room, and thoughtfully locked the door, even adding a seal to prevent anyone from teleporting in carelessly.
Yes, she was talking about Gardevoir Aunt and no one else. Shiny Gardevoir knew her seal would definitely be broken by Gardevoir Aunt; placing the seal was just a reminder to herself inside to stop.
“gardevoir! (Hey, hey, hey, I still want to watch!)”
Gardevoir Aunt was unhappily led out by Shiny Gardevoir. She still wanted to see how things would develop, but she couldn’t resist as Yu Feng, knowing her weakness, slowly led her away.
Confirming that the audience had left, Yu Feng apologized mentally, then stuffed his still-confused sister into Gardevoir Mom’s arms and began to discuss the important matter she wanted to talk about… “gardevoir! (Nana, aren’t you curious about what they’re talking about?)”
After Gardevoir Aunt was taken outside, she knew she definitely couldn’t get back in, but she was genuinely curious; her heart felt as itchy as if scratched by a Purugly.
Not letting her listen to gossip made her feel uncomfortable all over! Her eyes darted around, seemingly thinking of a way to be allowed back in to hear the gossip.
Suddenly, as if a good idea struck her, a glowing light bulb appeared above her head. However, Gardevoir Aunt didn’t let the bulb shine for long; she found the light too dazzling and slapped it into powder with one paw.
“gardevoir! (Hehehe, Xiao Feng Feng.)”
Then, she giggled and sidled up to Shiny Gardevoir, a seductive expression on her face as she looked at the ‘Yu Feng’ in front of her.
Her reasoning was simple: regardless of whether the ‘Yu Feng’ in front of her was male or female, the original Yu Feng was a male Gardevoir, so it would be impossible for him to resist her charm as a fellow clan member.
She knew she was the most beautiful one in the clan (self-proclaimed), and she believed that with just a little trickery, Yu Feng would surrender, retreat without a fight, and obediently open the door for her.
Shiny Gardevoir had the expression of an old man on a subway, utterly unable to look at Gardevoir Aunt’s inappropriate expression, which was simply tormenting her.
“Gardevoir. (Just say what you want to say, don’t make that face. It really makes me a little…)”
Shiny Gardevoir made a vomiting gesture, stopping Gardevoir Aunt’s next move, and gestured for her to speak plainly. Even though she liked Gardevoir very much, Gardevoir Aunt’s expression was truly indescribable.
“gardevoir! (What kind of talk is that! I’m the prettiest in the clan! Never mind, aren’t you curious about what they’re talking about?)”
Hearing Shiny Gardevoir’s words, Gardevoir Aunt stomped her foot in annoyance, but then remembered her main purpose and continued to use seductive words to entice Shiny Gardevoir.
Shiny Gardevoir looked at Gardevoir Aunt with an expression as if she were looking at an idiot, seemingly wondering why she would say such a thing.