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Horror Game: I'M So Lucky That I Show Off

Horror Game: I'M So Lucky That I Show Off

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Chapter 5: What, is the trick to comedy?

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Chapter 5: What, is the trick to comedy?

Hearing Xu Yueguang say that, Li Guang didn't say anything more.

If Xu Yueguang wanted to die, there was no need for him to stop him.

He handed the revolver to Xu Yueguang, then shook the dice cup in his hand.

Clatter, clatter~

The sound of dice rattling echoed within the cup.

Taking advantage of this moment, Xu Yueguang aimed the revolver at his own head.

Then he turned to look at the others, especially the Clown beside him, and smiled slightly,

"So, what's the secret to comedy?"

Clown: "???"

Wasn't that his line?

Click~

A finger pressed the revolver's trigger.

Everyone subconsciously held their breath, some even closed their eyes, already anticipating the scene of Xu Yueguang's death.

However, there was no gunshot?

Everyone was stunned, opening their eyes in surprise to look at Xu Yueguang.

"Timing."

Xu Yueguang's light, playful voice drifted over.

Seeing the surprised expressions on these people's faces, he found it particularly amusing.

"He won the gamble?!"

Li Guang's eyebrow twitched. Five bullets, and he could still win? His luck was too good!

"Kid, you've got good luck!"

Li Guang praised him. Surviving with five bullets, just this alone was at least an A-level reward!

"Wait, what are you trying to do?!"

Just when they thought it was over, Xu Yueguang's gun was aimed at his own chin again.

He still smiled, looking at the Clown: "So, what is courage?"

"Damn it! There are five bullets in there, not one!"

Seeing that Xu Yueguang seemed to want to shoot again, Li Guang quickly tried to stop him.

The reason the Clown dared to shoot continuously was because there was only one bullet inside, but Xu Yueguang chose five bullets!

There was only one empty chamber!

That was the only empty chamber just now!

But it was already too late.

Xu Yueguang pressed his finger.

Click~

Even Li Guang couldn't bear to watch.

However, something that surprised everyone happened again.

The revolver still didn't fire!

"Grace under pressure."

Xu Yueguang's relaxed, smiling voice reached everyone's ears.

"How is that possible!" Everyone exclaimed.

"So, finally, who is the boss?"

Xu Yueguang grinned, revealing a smile that made one's scalp tingle.

Click~

As expected, the handgun still didn't fire.

"I am the boss!"

Xu Yueguang casually tossed the handgun onto the table.

"Impossible! There were clearly five bullets, why didn't it fire?!"

"That shouldn't be, I saw five bullets loaded into it with my own eyes."

"What's going on? Did the handgun jam?"

"A revolver doesn't jam! Unless its internal parts are broken, but..."

Li Guang silently picked up the handgun. Was the revolver broken?

This was a revolver given by the system, how could it be broken?

His finger subconsciously pressed the trigger.

Bang!

"Oh my god!"

A gunshot rang out, the bullet aimed at the gambling table, instantly piercing a small hole through it.

Li Guang's hand trembled, and the revolver almost fell to the ground. That shot startled him.

At the same time, it made him look at Xu Yueguang in horror.

Damn it, there were bullets!

So what was going on now?

Li Guang looked at the smoking muzzle, then looked up at Xu Yueguang.

He had just seen Xu Yueguang fire three shots in a row with his own eyes!

How did he do it?

Did he exploit a Death Game bug?

Are you kidding!

He had never heard of any bugs in the Death Game.

The few people next to him now had wide eyes and open mouths, taking a long time to react.

Even the Clown's smile disappeared.

He looked at Xu Yueguang with a somewhat dazed expression. How did he do it?

"Open the dice cup." Xu Yueguang waved his hand in front of Li Guang's eyes.

"Oh, oh! Open! Three sixes, a leopard..."

Looking at the leopard in the dice cup, Li Guang was numb.

The others also stood rooted to the spot like wooden figures, staring blankly at Xu Yueguang.

Why did it feel like a leopard appearing was not surprising at all?

"......"

After a moment of silence, Li Guang looked up at Xu Yueguang, extremely serious: "Brother, honestly, are you the Death Game's favorite son?"

Xu Yueguang: "......"

"Of course not, I'm just lucky."

Xu Yueguang spread his hands helplessly. There was nothing he could do, his luck was just that good.

He was also very helpless, he wanted to die but couldn't.

"......"

I'll believe you when pigs fly. Is this something that can be achieved by just good luck?

This was no longer just good luck; this was truly a favored child of the game.

"Congratulations Player Xu Yueguang, you have received an SSS-level reward.

Reward: One SSS-level lottery draw, and an endlessly enchanted revolver."

"SSS-level lottery draw!"

Li Guang looked as if he had been struck by lightning, taking a step back in shock.

What did he hear?

SSS-level reward!

He had witnessed a newcomer receive an SSS-level reward with his own eyes!

He had personally witnessed the birth of a king!

Undoubtedly, with an SSS-level reward, one's starting point was too much higher than that of ordinary people.

If anyone had a chance to survive in this Death Game, it would definitely be the big shot with an SSS-level reward.

Because the highest reward was the SSS-level reward!

As long as one didn't court death, the recipient of an SSS-level reward would definitely be able to reach the end of this Death Game.

They might even be able to uncover the truth behind the sudden appearance of this Death Game!

So far, he had never heard of anyone receiving an SSS-level reward; the highest was an S-level reward.

He had to latch onto him!

He absolutely had to latch onto this big shot!

"Congratulations! You've received the highest SSS-level reward!"

Li Guang looked at Xu Yueguang with genuine envy.

The others also looked at Xu Yueguang with expressions of disbelief, envy, jealousy, and hatred.

Just hearing "SSS-level" suggested it was extraordinary; the reward would definitely not be anything ordinary.

"Ah~ I actually didn't want to get an SSS-level skill. I also wanted to be like ordinary people, why is my luck so good?"

But at this moment, Xu Yueguang suddenly sighed.

Li Guang: "......"

Everyone: "......"

Clown: "?"

Xu Yueguang looked at everyone sadly: "Do you know?

My first girlfriend made me realize that being handsome really can't buy food, and money really can't buy feelings.

Even if I were richer and more handsome, I wouldn't find true love."

Li Guang: "......"

Everyone: "......"

Clown: "......"

"Later, my second girlfriend made me realize again that people really can't be too outstanding.

If you're too outstanding, it makes the other person feel like they're not good enough for you."

"Third..."

"Wait!"

Just as Xu Yueguang was about to continue recounting his "tragic" experiences, Li Guang finally couldn't help but stop Xu Yueguang.

He loudly said to the people around him: "The Death Game is over. You will exit the Death Game in ten seconds. You can view the Death Game rules by calling up the interface in your mind.

Everyone prepare to leave the Death Game!"

He couldn't take it anymore. Seeing Xu Yueguang show off like this, he really wanted to beat Xu Yueguang to death.

But reason told him he couldn't do that. Xu Yueguang was a big shot he couldn't offend.

So he could only end it quickly.

As his voice fell, the system's cold, emotionless mechanical voice echoed in the room,

"Death Game over. Countdown to end, ten, nine, eight,..."

Xu Yueguang: "......"

Why the rush? Couldn't these people even be decent listeners?

Didn't he even have a place to air his grievances?

Oh, this painful world, just be destroyed!

"By the way, big shot, my name is Li Guang, and I live in Imperial City. You can come find me anytime if you need anything. The address is Tianshui Street!"

"Three, two, one, returning to reality. The next Death Game will begin in one day. All participants, please prepare yourselves."

Xu Yueguang only had time to glance at Li Guang before he fell unconscious.

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