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Chapter 5: Jiang Bai, 1218 years old, afraid of school violence

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Chapter 5: Jiang Bai, 1218 years old, afraid of school violence

Jiang Bai had calculated everything, but he had not counted on the power outage. I just listened to the chat between the director and Loli, and Loli mentioned that they spent a lot of money to revive themselves. When it comes to money, several longitude and latitude coordinates immediately come to Jiang Bai's mind. These places are backup resource banks with sufficient resources stored in them. The [Cicada] plan has considered various accidents, including mission frustration, incorrect awakening location, loss of contact with participants, etc., and has also set up backup plans for these accidents. I don’t know if these resources can still be used, and the backup plan has a time limit. After all, no one thought that 1,200 years had passed. Oh yes, the madman who designed the voice recorder thought of it. But his only contribution to the Cicada Project was to create an indestructible recording pen... The matter of backup resources has not yet been settled. Speaking of it will only give people hope in vain. Maybe the joy will be in vain in the end. It is better to wait until Jiang Bai is sure before speaking out. Alone on a mission in the world a thousand years later, Jiang Bai kept his instructor's teachings in mind and thought twice before acting.

Even when facing the director, Jiang Bai did not let go of his due vigilance. After all, he knew too little about the world after 1,200 years. You must not have the intention of harming others, and you must not have the intention of guarding against others. Jiang Bai said nothing and silently followed the director and Loli in the darkness. Obviously, the two of them had long been accustomed to such sudden power outages. I saw them twisting and turning in the passage so skillfully that they didn't need lighting at all. While moving forward, the director did not forget to comfort Jiang Bai, "It's okay, our office will only have power outages during the day." Jiang Bai:...... This is good news...right? The institute has a power outage during the day, and turns off the lights to sleep at night... It’s okay if you don’t want this electricity! After bending down and getting out of the passage, the three of them appeared in an empty and abandoned playground. It was just before dawn, and the sky was gray, as if unhappy, looking down at the three of them. The playground was overgrown with weeds, but it was extremely quiet. There was no sound of wind, no movement of grass, no sound of insects... They seemed to have come to a land of death and silence, where only death was eternal. The scenery in front of him was familiar yet strange, and a sense of doomsday desolation came to him, allowing Jiang Bai to understand this era further. The director introduced, "This place was originally a school. Later, it was rumored to be haunted and it gradually fell into disuse. We bought the school and there was a nuclear bunker underground and it was transformed into a laboratory..." "Haunted?" "Yes, in the terms of your time, it was called supernatural phenomena." The director flipped through the dictionary and tried to communicate with Jiang Bai.

When the first mysterious tide arrived, supernatural phenomena occurred frequently around the world. People knew little about them, and many people regarded them as gods or ghosts. Unexpectedly, 1,200 years later, people will still classify things that they cannot understand as "haunted". Jiang Bai suddenly smiled in relief. There was a bit of ease in this smile. He finally found a little sense of home in this strange era. The director and Loli were very experienced and led Jiang Bai through the weeds to a small pavilion and sat down around a stone table. The director turned the dictionary to a page and Jiang Bai glanced at it. It read: 'Ancient communication etiquette: When meeting for the first time, both parties need to introduce themselves...' The director glanced at it and immediately had an idea. "Comrade, before I have a chance to introduce myself, I am the director, chief research expert, logistics director and..." A long list of names came out of the director's mouth. Jiang Bai finally understood and asked bluntly, "The Ninth Research Institute, are you the only one?" The director scratched his head in embarrassment, "No, more than that." Jiang Bai asked curiously, "Who else?" The director continued to scratch his head, "There is another experimental subject..." The director and Loli's eyes fell on Jiang Bai at the same time. Jiang Bai:...... He never imagined that he was still a part of the Ninth Research Institute. Well, there are only two people co-authoring this research institute. The director is responsible for research, and Jiang Bai is responsible for being studied. Jiang Bai looked at Loli, the meaning was obvious, what about her? She's not a member of the institute? The little Lolita in Tsing Yi raised her head slightly and said proudly, "My name is Shan Hongyi. I am not from your research institute. In the parlance of your time... I should be considered an investor in the research institute!" Jiang Bai asked angrily, "Then what should I call you in terms of your age?" Shan Hongyi touched her nose and said sheepishly, "It's also called an investor." Jiang Bai rolled his eyes, "Then why are you talking so much!" The little Loli pulled her neck and said stubbornly,

"Doesn't it look like I've had a history class?" In this day and age, being able to take a history class is something worth bragging about. After all, it is very difficult for ordinary people to survive, so how can they bother to study history? Even if you want to learn and have the time and energy to learn, it is difficult to find history textbooks and materials. Only families of a certain class can afford to let their children learn history. "Your name is Shan Hongyi, but you are wearing Tsing Yi." Jiang Bai looked at the little Lolita up and down and asked curiously, "Do you have a sister named Shan Qingyi who likes to wear red?" Little Loli's eyes lit up, "Do you know my sister?" Jiang Bai nodded, "If I have a chance, I will definitely get to know him!" He has a mission and needs a helper. Little Loli is not very good. The doctor said that Jiang Bai has a bad stomach and should not eat too hard. It's better to eat soft rice. Hearing Jiang Bai's words, the little Loli giggled, as if she heard a big joke, while the director shrank his neck and hesitated to speak. Both the director and Shan Hongyi introduced themselves, and it was obviously Jiang Bai's turn. He was not subtle and said frankly, "My surname is Jiang, Jiang Bai, I am 1218 years old, I am afraid of school violence, I am male, I have been single since birth, I have no bad habits, I have a house in the imperial capital, I have a job, I have a fixed salary, my bank card deposit starts at 9 digits..." Jiang Bai said very proudly. In his opinion, as a thousand-year-old man, it is very reasonable for him to have such a small fortune! Although he earned these things more than a thousand years ago, it does not prevent Jiang Bai from talking about it now! Shan Hongyi's face showed confusion, and she didn't quite understand why Jiang Bai said this. The director flipped through the dictionary and quickly got the answer. "Yes! It says here that 1,200 years ago, when going on a blind date, you would introduce yourself like this..." The director and Shan Hongyi looked at each other. They want to learn more about the mysterious plan from Jiang Bai, but Jiang Bai only wants to fall in love? ? ? "The savior of the doomsday is actually a love brain?" 》 What an ancient light novel. It's hard to tell whether it's Jiang Bai's nature or his deliberate concealment of core information.

In short, the two of them listened to a lot of nonsense, and their understanding of Jiang Bai was limited to his surname Jiang Bai. Saying it means not saying it. "Okay, I'm tired of talking so much nonsense." Jiang Bai stretched and asked, "Can you give me a brief introduction to the fifth mysterious tide and the current division of supernatural powers?" Whether it is to keep himself alive or to continue executing the Cicada plan, Jiang Bai needs to know this. The more chaotic the era, the more strength is needed! The weak eat the strong, survival of the fittest, natural selection. The director put down the dictionary in his hand, pushed up his glasses, and said methodically, "In the fifth mysterious tide, we divided the superpower system into three types, namely [Heaven], [Earth], and [Human]. Each series of superpowers has different sequence abilities..."

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