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Chapter 44: Cheese, Blood Leopard!

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Chapter 44: Cheese, Blood Leopard!

Shan Hongyi's small head was full of doubts. Jiang Bai dragged the back of her head and pushed her out, letting her go out to play with the dog while he and the director had some serious discussions. "Director, I have some questions that I can't figure out clearly." Jiang Bai expressed his doubts, "Sequence abilities are not exclusive to the fifth mysterious tide. 1,200 years ago, our superpowers also awakened sequence abilities by chance. But have you ever thought about what is the source of sequence ability? Take my own ability as an example. If I successfully release [Cun Zhi], I can restore Qi and increase the upper limit of Qi. It sounds very reasonable. Use it or lose it. What about [fraud]? Who is deciding whether [fraud] is successful? [Fraud] Where does the reward for success come from?” The director was not surprised that Jiang Bai had this question. He thought for a moment and said slowly,

"There are different opinions, and no one can convince anyone. If you want to find the answer, you must look for it in history." Looking for answers in history? Jiang Bai handed over a cup of tea and signaled the director to continue. The director held the teacup with a slightly solemn look on his face. “The current mainstream views are divided into three types: monotheists, theists, and atheists. Monotheists believe that there is an omnipotent and omniscient being at the source of the mysterious tide. He created everything. Our universe is just a part of his body or corpse. The source of sequence ability is him. Therefore, everything Rewards are His gifts. This kind of statement is also common in ancient myths. In the West, there is the theory of God’s creation in seven days, and in the East, there is the myth of Pangu’s creation of the world. As for theists, they believe that the source of every sequence ability has an ultimate being. He is the symbol of the evolution of the sequence ability to its peak. When you reach the end of the road and overlook all the sequence ability users on this road, because it is too deep, , He is even integrated with the sequence ability, regardless of each other. The rewards you get from the sequence ability come from him. The Starlight Temple, Moon God Society, and Eclipse Cult actually belong to theistic theists in their beliefs, but their beliefs are relatively primitive and tend to worship nature rather than looking for the belief in gods from history. The Western Pantheon selects 216 gods from ancient mythology to worship, corresponding to each sequence of abilities. Atheists are simple, they don't believe in anything, they don't worry about the source of sequence ability, they try to improve their sequence ability as much as possible, and use practical actions to explore the unknown. " Monotheism, pantheism, atheism. Jiang Bai knew a little about the three theories under the director's explanation. Jiang Bai nodded, "That's it." The director asked curiously, "Jiang Bai, what do you think?" Among the three theories, the director is more inclined to the theist. "I was an atheist 1,200 years ago, and I still am today." Jiang Bai replied calmly, "Of course, we have to admit that those with superpowers who advance on the path of sequential abilities may eventually become existences comparable to gods, master the power of destroying heaven and earth, raise their hands to change the color of mountains and rivers, and stamp their feet to dim the sun and the moon.

If there really is such a god..." The director asked, "What if there really is such a god?" Jiang Bai picked up the tea cup, took a sip, and then put it down. "Then I am a theonocrat." After saying that, he stood up and walked outside the house. Only after filling the cup and running away can you look more handsome than three seconds! After walking out of the shop and walking around to the back of the building, Jiang Bai saw Shan Hongyi who was playing with the blood wolf. "Let's play while we're at it." Jiang Bai slapped Shan Hongyi away again. The blood wolf looked at Jiang Bai and instinctively gave him an ominous premonition. Jiang Bai took out a document from his pocket and handed it to Xue Lang: "Informed Consent Form for Cooperating with Jiang Bai's Experiment [Fraud]". The blood wolf raised his paw, bit it lightly, and blood oozed out. He pressed a paw print on the signature area, and then returned the consent form to Jiang Bai. "That's it. Let me analyze the current situation with you." Jiang Bai was sitting in the car, chatting with Xuelang, "Besides the guy who was locked up, there were only three test subjects around me. Although Shan Hongyi is the easiest to deceive, the little girl's strength is too poor, and the benefits obtained are not high. Mainly because there is no sense of accomplishment in deceiving fools, you know? The director is not as easy to deceive as Shan Hongyi, and he is also strong. The profit from deceiving him will definitely be high. But the director has always believed in his comrades. We cannot let our comrades feel cold. How could I lie to the director? Then am I still a human being? " The blood wolf's clear eyes showed stupidity, and he subconsciously shook his head. You are such a dog, of course you are not a human being! It quickly realized that Jiang Bai was not a question, but a rhetorical question! It never expected that Jiang Bai had such an unclear understanding of himself! The frightened blood wolf nodded repeatedly, its tail wagging wildly! Jiang Bai didn't pay attention to the blood wolf's reaction and continued to analyze, "Apart from my enemies, the only person at hand who is best suited to cooperate with me is you. I need to emphasize that this is not an animal experiment, this is us studying combination skills. Do you understand combination skills? Have you seen Inuyasha, or not? Where is Naruto? Haven't seen it either? Have you seen Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Erlang Shen Roaring Dog, and have you seen this one? You've seen Hammer, you've seen it, where did the roaring dog in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms come from? "

Jiang Bai was heartbroken. He didn't expect that he had a dog and was still illiterate! It is very incompatible with my own cultural level, and there is no common language at all. The blood wolf was also a little confused at the moment. It didn't understand why it nodded just now. However, Xue Lang clearly remembered that before he nodded, Jiang Bai seemed to snap his fingers? Maybe it's an illusion. Not sure, check again. After a simple conversation, Jiang Bai began the most important step of the experiment. He looked at the blood wolf and said sincerely, "You are a blood leopard, you are a blood leopard, you are a blood leopard..." Soon, the blood wolf's eyes became clear again, and the blood leopard blood in his body awakened! It raised its head and roared, "Ouch——" Jiang Bai:...... You blood leopard, why do you sound like Erha? Jiang Bai analyzed in his heart, "2000 Qi. Facing mid-level superpowers, there is no special mental enhancement. [Fraud] can change the creature's self-perception. After the fraud is successful, the upper limit of Qi will be increased by 500. There will be no more rewards for continuous fraud. The duration of the fraud is unknown. The chain reaction caused by fraud: attack mode changes, explosive power increased, durability decreased..." After doing some simple tests with Xue Lang, Jiang Bai snapped his fingers and lifted the deception against Xue Lang. "It's time to give you a name." Looking at Xuelang's innocent eyes, Jiang Bai decided to give him a name with historical background. "I'll just call you Cheese!" Cheese, blood leopard. Echoed! Jiang Bai patted the blood wolf's head and greeted, "Cheese, let's go!"

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