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Chapter 295: I'm sorry to make Dizang laugh (Second update)

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Chapter 295: I'm sorry to make Dizang laugh (Second update)

Outside the Qinhan Pass, somewhere in a secret tomb, Boss Cao was busy conquering the secret tomb, while the other two were fishing. Jiang Bai yawned, "By the way, what day is tomorrow?" "Tomorrow is not important, but the day after tomorrow is important." Sa Xiaoliu explained, "The day after tomorrow is the Beginning of Autumn. At midnight tomorrow, the day when the Beginning of Autumn arrives is the moment when the young monk is at his weakest." Now at the end of summer, it is the beginning of autumn, and autumn is here. Cicadas in autumn don't live long. When winter comes, Bianhuahua returns to the insect level, Jiang Bai believes that she will kill him without hesitation. "understood." Sitting on the stone chair, Jiang Bai counted on his fingers,

"Start at 11:59, let Boss Cao pray for you, detonate the [earth change] in your body, and kill you within 2 minutes while you need to suppress the earth change. Is this the process?" “There’s nothing wrong with the process, but the results aren’t right.” Sa Xiaoliu pointed out the mistakes in Jiang Bai’s words, "You can't kill the little monk." Sa Xiaoliu had an almost arrogant self-confidence, and this killing situation posed no threat to him. Jiang Bai did not comment on Sa Xiaoliu's confidence. He stood up and stretched, "Okay, Lao Cao, you go about your business first while I go out for a walk. See you tomorrow night." Jiang Bai can't stay in one place for too long. Mozi is chasing him. Once Mozi is besieged, the situation will not be optimistic based on Jiang Bai's current situation. With that said, Jiang Bai took the lead to leave the secret tomb, followed closely by Sa Xiaoliu. The originally bustling secret grave suddenly became quiet, leaving only Boss Cao alone. Boss Cao:...... Come as soon as you say, leave as soon as you say, have you ever considered my feelings? Just after leaving the secret tomb, three devils came towards them. Jiang Bai was not polite, opened the cicada field, and directly killed everyone. In order to save the immortal material in his body, Jiang Bai took out the Wu Shi, loaded it with [Roulette], and fired three shots in a row! Now that you’ve decided to go all out, let’s take a gamble! The 50% probability that Jiang Bai will win in three bets is only ! boom! boom!

Two demons were hit by [Roulette], shot directly in the head, and died on the spot! But Jiang Bai's good luck ended here. The third golden bullet flew out, but the target was not Mozi, but Jiang Bai! A hole appeared in Jiang Bai's heart, and the [Roulette] hole passed through, but Jiang Bai did not die on the spot. The golden bullet changed direction and flew towards Demon Zi again, shooting him in the head! In Jiang Bai's sea of ​​consciousness, a line of small characters on the golden dragon flashed. "My body is like a puppet, my heart is like a trick, who will bear the heinous sins?" 【Mantra·Scape】! The effect of [Scape] can transfer a "non-lethal" damage to the designated target. If the designated target is controlled by Jiang Bai, the damage will be doubled, and the cooling time is 24 hours. If the target of scapegoat dies, the cooldown of [Scakevic] will be refreshed. Under ordinary dragon level, once hit by [Roulette], you will definitely die. But [Roulette] is non-lethal to Jiang Bai, so Jiang Bai can deflect [Roulette]'s attack. At the same time, [Roulette] is a fatal attack on Mozi! Mako was killed under the influence of [Scape], and the cooldown of [Scape] was refreshed. The use of mantra itself is cost-free! [Scapic] plus [Rotate] is like a BUG. If Jiang Bai wins the bet, Devil will die! If Jiang Bai loses the bet and Jiang Bai activates [Scapic], the devil will still die! This is a bet that Jiang Bai will never lose! With this hand alone, Jiang Bai can almost dominate the dragon level and be invincible! In just one moment of fighting, three demons were killed, his own loss was almost zero, and the cooldown of the scapegoat was also refreshed. Sa Xiaoliu stood aside, half-smiling but not smiling, harboring some bad feelings. If he really made a sound to remind Jiang Bai, Jiang Bai would need to pay more attention. Because of Sa Xiaoliu’s reminder, he definitely wanted to harm Jiang Bai! Jiang Bai put away [Noon Time], said nothing more, and set off again. [Roulette] plus scapegoat is indeed very effective, but Jiang Bai knows one thing very well - everything has a price. Many costs seem not to exist, but in fact it is not time to pay the price. [Roulette] can instantly kill beings below the dragon level, which means that the cost of using [Roulette] is not just a simple gamble on life! Once [Roulette] demands the real price from Jiang Bai, Jiang Bai will shed his skin even if he doesn't die! However, the threat of Demon is right in front of us, and the price of [Roulette] is far away.

Jiang Bai had to deal with the threats in front of him first, and then the threats in the distance. Jiang Bai clearly understood the priorities. Jiang Bai remembered that when he was at the burial site, Shan Qingyi once reminded himself not to use the secret treasure that he did not fully grasp. For Jiang Bai, there are only two things that he can fully master - the recording pen and the Overlord Gun. After killing three demons, Jiang Bai casually found a direction. Not long after, another demon caught up with him. The two sides encountered each other again, and one blow separated life and death. boom-- The explosion was deafening and endless smoke filled the air, making it difficult to see what was going on inside. Sa Xiaoliu, who had been fishing nearby, suddenly spoke at this moment. "I'm ashamed to say it, Donor Xiaojiang, the young monk has a doubt that I can't figure out." Sa Xiaoliu expressed his doubts, "Why can Demon always find your location accurately?" Hiding one's body is a necessary skill for Lao Liu, and Jiang Bai has the ability to cover the field, which Sa Xiaoliu has seen in the mirror world. As long as Jiang Bai opens the cicada singing field, even Sa Xiaoliu will have to spend some effort to track Jiang Bai. But Jiang Bai didn't do that! No matter where Jiang Bai is, Mozi can always find Jiang Bai! There must be something wrong when things are abnormal! Sa Xiaoliu waited until this moment before deciding to ask. He answered so many questions from Jiang Bai, and Jiang Bai answered one of his questions, which was in accordance with the rules. If Jiang Bai refused to answer even one question and broke the rules, don't blame Sa Xiaoliu for not following the rules! Unexpectedly, the person who answered Sa Xiaoliu was not Jiang Bai, but an old voice, "Because Jiang Shizun has one of my eyes on him." The smoke dissipated, and an old monk wearing a tattered cassock appeared in front of Sa Xiaoliu. The monk was extremely old, and his cassock was a strange black color, which was the result of countless blood being poured and solidified repeatedly, and finally solidified into a deep black. The old monk's posture was also very strange, sitting cross-legged, suspended in the air, with a rusty knife at his feet. Sa Xiaoliu saw the old monk, and the old monk naturally saw him. The old monk clasped his hands together in greeting, and said shyly, "I'm sorry to make Dizang laugh." ...... (There are two more updates later, and new readers who don't understand can ask old readers.

Old readers: Actually, I don't understand either.)

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