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Chapter 208: Barbecue and Hot Pot (Update 1)

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Chapter 208: Barbecue and Hot Pot (Update 1)

Like the tailor shop, the sign of the hot pot restaurant was also a bit tattered. The first two words were not clear, and only the hot pot restaurant in the back could be seen. Jiang Bai did not rush in, but walked around the hot pot restaurant first. This hot pot restaurant has three floors, and there is only a sliding door as the entrance on the first floor. The lights on the second floor are all on, and the windows are opaque, so you can barely see the figure sitting by the window. There are no windows on the third floor, which is completely sealed. After observing for a while, Jiang Bai did not find more clues, and once again focused on the sign. "The sign of the tailor shop can be removed, which means that the hot pot restaurant in front of us is different from other ruins, and the sign can also be removed." Jiang Bai found a [Gold] token in the sewing needle. The hot pot restaurant in front of him should also hide a token. If conditions permit, Jiang Bai wants to take the token here. As for the use of collecting tokens, Jiang Bai is not sure for the time being.

After staring at the sign for a full minute, Jiang Bai saw some clues. "Strange, this sign seems to be a layer of paper pasted on later. The original sign of this store is not a hot pot restaurant!" A silk thread flew out from Jiang Bai's fingertips, trying to peel off the paper to see what is underneath. Tear up—— The sign, which was already a bit worn out, was torn by Jiang Bai, revealing the original sign. "Hiss——" Jiang Bai never expected that this hot pot restaurant was originally a barbecue restaurant! It would be fine if it was a barbecue restaurant, and Jiang Bai would not be surprised, but the four words on the sign made him a little too familiar, which made Jiang Bai lose his mind for a moment. The sliding door on the first floor of the barbecue restaurant was suddenly pulled open, and a middle-aged man with a hot temper and slightly fat, holding a kitchen knife in one hand, said viciously, "Which kid, do you still have rules, come here to smash the sign?!" Jiang Bai never expected that this hot pot restaurant actually has a boss! And, it seems that the other party can still communicate? If he was really the owner of the store, Jiang Bai's action just now was indeed a bit rash. Jiang Bai retracted the silk thread, looked at the middle-aged man, and remained silent. "What?" The middle-aged man looked at Jiang Bai suspiciously, "Is your kid still a mute?" Hearing the accent, he was still a Sichuanese. Jiang Bai nodded and admitted, "Yes."

"Hammer, your kid dares to play with me?" The middle-aged man was immediately furious, picked up the kitchen knife in his hand, and was about to rush out of the hot pot restaurant. "Don't panic." Facing the Sichuanese, Jiang Bai stood still and took out his Trump, "Let me ask you, which store is this?" The middle-aged man had never heard such... poor Sichuanese. His expression softened a little, and he glanced at Jiang Bai and spoke again, no longer speaking in dialect, but in Mandarin, "Can you speak Mandarin?" Jiang Bai nodded, "Yes." The middle-aged man hesitated for a moment and asked tentatively, "Let me ask you, what time is it outside now?" Jiang Bai answered truthfully, "I'm not sure either." The middle-aged man asked again, "Is it... okay outside?" Jiang Bai answered, "It depends on how you define good... People I know seem to be quite disappointed with this world." Be it the top strong or the extraordinary, even if they have mastered power, status and resources in this chaotic world, their lives are not much better. Not to mention ordinary people struggling on the line between life and death. "Is that so..." The middle-aged man looked a little lonely, and he hesitated to speak. He had put down the kitchen knife in his hand, put it back behind his back, and looked outside with a fearful look. "It's not convenient to talk here. Do you want to come in and sit down and have a hot pot?" Jiang Bai declined, "I don't have money." The middle-aged man invited again, "I'll treat you." Jiang Bai did not answer directly, but asked another question, "Did this store sell barbecue before?" The middle-aged man's face changed. Obviously, the word barbecue is another taboo for him. "I changed my mind, get out of here, don't delay my business here!" As he said, he took out the kitchen knife again, shook it in the air twice, and threatened Jiang Bai. It's a pity that he didn't know that Jiang Bai was sick. The more you call him, the more he won't come. The more you drive him away, the more he won't leave.

"Don't worry, I haven't eaten for almost a day, I'm almost starving to death." As he said, Jiang Bai walked towards the middle-aged man. "Besides, look around, there's no one here, not even a ghost!" The middle-aged man refused again, "Why would you eat hot pot if you don't have money!" Jiang Bai argued, "Aren't you going to treat me?" "I won't treat you." "Then I'll treat you." As he spoke, Jiang Bai had already walked within five steps of the middle-aged man. The middle-aged man held up a kitchen knife, and as long as he took a step forward, he could chop Jiang Bai. Even so, Jiang Bai still stood there motionless, and it seemed that he was going to eat the hot pot today. Realizing that the kitchen knife couldn't scare Jiang Bai, the middle-aged man put the knife down again, his face uncertain. He looked at Jiang Bai and asked another question, "You have a [Gold] token on you, and that demon won't give the token to others easily, so what is your relationship with that bastard?" After asking, the middle-aged man added, "Think about it before answering, you won't have the chance to regret it once you enter the store." Jiang Bai didn't even think about it, and answered directly, "I want to chop the offal into smaller pieces." Hearing this answer, the middle-aged man laughed at first, and then asked, "Boy, aren't you afraid that I am actually in the same group with him, and I am trying to trick you?" "I have thought about this question." Jiang Bai answered very seriously, "If you are in the same group with him, then I should go into the store and break through one by one, which is better than being beaten up." The middle-aged man was stunned. He didn't expect Jiang Bai to answer like this. "Can I enter the store now?" The middle-aged man made way for half a body, and Jiang Bai stepped forward. When passing by the middle-aged man and about to enter the hot pot restaurant. The middle-aged man asked again,, "What's your name?" "Han..."

Jiang Bai paused, and spoke again, "My name is Jiang Bai, and I am a senior high school student. Do you have a discount for student ID cards here?" Ah? The middle-aged man could never have imagined that he was in the depths of the burial ground, surrounded by dangers and could die at any time. In such a strange situation, anyone would have to be cautious and tread on thin ice. Jiang Bai actually cared about whether the student ID card could be discounted? "No... I can't... We used to have discounts for group purchases..." The middle-aged man hesitated, and suddenly reacted and asked, "Did you bring your student ID card?" How could a person who didn't even bring money bring a student ID card? "No, I just asked." Jiang Bai walked forward and entered the hot pot restaurant. The sliding door closed again, and the figure of the middle-aged man gradually dissipated, and the lights on the first floor also lit up. The hot pot restaurant slowly floated out fireworks. The sign at the door was already broken, and Jiang Bai pulled it, and then the wind blew it, revealing the original sign: Veteran BBQ.

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