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Chapter 149: Flowers played by our ancestors

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Chapter 149: Flowers played by our ancestors

Count Wuyi Cekong Tiandi, his action shocked all the audience. "I'll go, is it true or not? Emperor Kong Tian is participating in the contest?" "No one would dare to make fun of the Emperor of Heaven, right? No way? No way?" "I'm willing to admit defeat. There is no word lose in Emperor Kongtian's dictionary! I, Shan Hongyi, followed with my real name!" "Stud is a kind of wisdom! Stud!" "..." At the same time as the barrage exploded, countless funds poured into the competition. The vast majority of people followed the footsteps of Emperor Kongtian and chose B. Even if a few people deliberately argued with Emperor Kongtian, they would only choose C and D. No one would choose A because A is obviously the wrong answer. There are 108 steps. Each time you jump up, you can only jump one step. No matter how you look at it, it takes at least 108 times to jump up! 1 time?

Impossible, absolutely impossible! Seeing the barrages and massive amounts of money flying all over the screen, the deputy director smiled so hard that his mouth almost turned crooked. "Okay, okay, now I finally have a chance to be the director!" of the barrages flying on the screen were controlled and input by Jiang Bai, which is what Jiang Bai calls the navy. Even if of people want to post barrages, they will either be blocked or they will be prompted that they are not qualified to post barrages. Want to post a barrage? No problem, please first activate an ordinary membership worth 198,888 yuan, which can send 10 barrages per day. Ordinary members who spend more than RMB million in the live broadcast room can be upgraded to one-star members. They can send 20 barrages per day and ban ordinary members. By analogy, if you spend over million, you will be a five-star member. Spend over 800 million and become an extraordinary member... The more you spend, the higher the level, the higher the authority, and the more face you gain! Jiang Bai also said that after free viewers sign in and complete tasks every day, they will have an opportunity to post comments. Members can ban free viewers... In a word, the live broadcast room is a big stage. If you have money, you can come. Free viewers are part of the experience of paying viewers! Listening to Jiang Bai's many twists and turns, the deputy director couldn't help but sigh in his heart, "The ancestors still know how to play!" You people 1,200 years ago were really good at playing. Since ancient times, true love cannot be retained, only routines can win people's hearts. Using the name of Emperor Kongtian as a guarantee, after the guessing, as long as the harvest can be successfully achieved, the cost of this live broadcast will definitely come back, and you can even make a lot of money! The deputy director is only worried about one thing now - what if Emperor Kongtian gets angry? Soon, the deputy director no longer worried. "Hehe, I'm not the deputy director, I'm just a researcher. If the sky is falling and I have something to do, what does it have to do with me!"

The deputy director pushed back and forth, completely shirking responsibility. The person who asked for the live broadcast was the director of the third director, and the person who asked for the live broadcast was Jiang Bai, who was just a passerby. After a brief commotion, billions of funds entered the betting pool, and the barrage gradually decreased. Everyone focused on one thing - how should Jiang Bai break through? Standing in front of the stone pillars of the Star Reaching Platform, Jiang Bai briefly did some warm-up exercises and finished stretching. He was always paying attention to the situation in the live broadcast room, and when he saw that he was almost making money, he stopped. Jiang Bai did not rush to climb the stone pillar, but took out something from his arms. "Visualization?" The audience was confused; "What's he doing with the visualization chart?" "What kind of visualization is this? Why have I never seen it before?" Immediately there was a barrage to educate everyone. [Xixi Material]: "This is the visualization diagram of the Nine Dragons. After gathering the Nine Dragons, you can visualize the highest state of advancement to the extraordinary, 'Going Against Heaven'." [Xixi Materials]: "The Nine Dragons Visualization Diagram in Jiang Bai's hand should come from the Yinsha Secret Tomb. Both the former and current Yinsha Governors used this visualization diagram. As far as I know, there is a true truth hidden in it. dragon." User [Xixi Material] has been banned by the live broadcast room administrator for 99 years. User [Xixi Material] has two messages withdrawn by the administrator. Click here and spend 1 million star coins to view them. Originally, the speech of this user named [西西物] did not attract much attention. However, after he was banned, he immediately attracted countless eyes! "What did he post? Why was he banned?" "The newly opened members posted comments, can you see the special effects?" "One million views of the banned news? Is there any rich guy who can read it and tell the poor guys?" "..." In less than three minutes, hundreds of people paid to view the banned message. The deputy director had an unreal feeling when he saw hundreds of millions of star coins being paid into his account. Making money...is it so easy? Damn it, I found a treasure! At the same time, a hundred miles away, there was a secret tomb, Star Reaching Platform 05. "idiot!" A young man named Wei threw his cell phone to the ground angrily and cursed,

"Assi!" "FUCK!" "What a bastard!" After cursing in seven or eight languages, Wei Junjie picked up the phone and became furious. "I spent 180,000 yuan to become a member and posted comments! Even if I withdraw it, why should I be banned for 99 years? Then my membership was not in vain?" Wei Junjie looked at the flashing prompt on the screen: "Upgrading to a five-star membership will automatically unban you and ignore the administrator's ban. Do you want to upgrade?" Wei Junjie hesitated and weighed his financial resources. He does have the money to open a five-star membership. After all, most people earn one cent for one job, but Wei Junjie can earn more than ten jobs, so the efficiency of making money is naturally different. However, it is a bit painful to spend his own money. Wei Junjie asked the customer service a key question: "Can you issue an invoice?" "Yes!" Wei Junjie asked another more critical question, "I have a friend who wants to know if he can issue more invoices?" "Yes!" After receiving two consecutive affirmative replies, Wei Junjie has decided to recharge. Before recharging, in order to ensure that everything is foolproof, Wei Junjie asked the last question: "If I upgrade to a five-star member, will the administrator no longer be able to ban me?" "Yes!" "Upgrade me!" Wei Junjie's face was grim, and he gritted his teeth across the screen, "I must finish what I said today!" This may be the sentence that Wei Junjie has spent the most money on in his life, but at the moment of spending money, Wei Junjie felt that it was worth it! After the recharge was successful, Wei Junjie successfully became a five-star member, and his previous ban was naturally cancelled, and he also became the top brother in the live broadcast room. [Xixi Substance]: I'm back again! Administrator, if you have the guts, ban me again! [Xixi Substance]: Continuing from last time, I'm talking about this Nine Dragons Visualization Diagram... Wei Junjie hadn't finished sending the second message when his screen began to flash red. Looking at the prompt on the screen, Wei Junjie's eyes went dark:

[You have been banned by the super administrator for 999 years! ] [Upgrade to a super member, you can automatically remove the ban and ignore the ban of the super administrator. Do you want to upgrade? ]

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