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Chapter 120: Leaving the Customs

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Chapter 120: Leaving the Customs

"Is facial paralysis difficult to cure?" Boss Cao was amused. What happened today? He could see patients with facial paralysis everywhere. He said casually, "There are many methods, acupuncture, electrotherapy, diet therapy, head replacement... Since you came to me, it means your friend is seriously ill. For those above the extraordinary level, there are not many methods that can be used. This disease is a minor disease, so it must be treated early. It will be too late to treat it when the strength level is high. It's just facial paralysis. How long can it be delayed..." Boss Cao noticed that the young man's expression was particularly stiff. It seemed that he was seriously ill! Boss Cao stopped and asked seriously, "If it takes too long, don't worry, there is a way!" The young man asked calmly, "What is the way?" "Find someone who is stronger than you...your friend, hit him in the face, hit him a few times, break his face, and after he recovers, the facial paralysis will be cured!" Boss Cao talked to himself,

"No matter how strong you are, there are always people better than you, you can always find an elder to beat you up, right?" Listening to Boss Cao's words, the young man was thoughtful. This method, which sounds extremely simple, is not very useful for young people. He changed the topic and asked, "Doctor, how do I pay for the consultation?" "Young man, you are an outsider. Is this your first time in Qinhanguan? I heard my friend mention me, Cao. Didn't he tell you the rules of my medical treatment?" Boss Cao laughed and said in a low voice, "Do you have the contact information of a married woman? I only gave medical advice and didn't charge more. Just introduce one to me. Satellite phone, Skynet ID, shake, mailbox address...any contact information will do!" Boss Cao likes married women with real-name registration, and big data does not need to be marked! Young man:...... The young man said sincerely, "That... ahem... Xiao Cao, I do know the wife, but her husband is a little stronger... Isn't it good for her to live a good life?" "Look at what you said, who do you think Cao is!" Boss Cao was righteous and scolded, "Cao is a gynecologist! Doctors are kind and have boundless love. I am here to solve the sufferings of the world, not to do dirty things! Brother, tell me secretly, how strong is her husband?" The young man said frankly, A little bit weaker than me." "That's okay, you're so young, you can only sublimate once at most, what can a sublimate supernatural person do to me, Cao! Don't worry, Cao's most important thing in doing things is that you and I are willing. Is she old? Don't introduce her to anyone under 35, Cao is not interested..." The young man looked at Boss Cao coldly, and an old saying emerged in his mind, "Let go of the feeling of helping others and respect the fate of others."

In the end, Boss Cao got what he wanted and got the contact information, and the young man turned around and left, disappearing in the crowd. ... "I am Jiang Bai, and I am currently carrying out Mission 002. On the 33rd day after waking up, I have not been able to restore contact with the organization. On the second day after arriving at Qinhan Pass, I was attacked and seriously injured. The source of the attack was the ground change in the Forbidden Land of Death in the Protectorate. I have every reason to suspect that the Forbidden Land of Death is hostile to me. It is not an accident that the demons after the ground change appeared in Qinhan Pass. They are coming for me. I did not deliberately hide my identity as Han Chan. Many people know that I am Han Chan - Yin Chensha, Li Fengxia, Kong Tiandi, the director of the Third Research Institute, and others. There are more people who can infer that I am Han Chan from the information fragments, at least Wei Jun Jie definitely knows. Wei Junjie knows, which means the whole world will know, it's just a matter of time. Exposing my identity is a decision I made after careful consideration. If the enemies from 1,200 years ago are still alive, they should tremble when they hear the name of Han Chan, and dare not take the initiative to find me. Enemies who take the initiative to find me don't understand what Han Chan means, so they are not a big threat to me. I need to know if there are any executors of Mission 002 in this era besides me, and it is necessary to take a little risk for this. From Emperor Kongtian, I learned the cause and effect of the change in the Protectorate, and a large number of demons are chasing me. On the way. I am not surprised that Emperor Kong Tian is behind this matter. It is a good thing for me to contact the earth in such a gentle way. I can feel that I don’t have much time left. My awakening is like starting the countdown of the ebb tide. I must have the power to protect myself as soon as possible. At the same time, I also need to know more about this era. The demon may take action at any time. For the safety of the people around, after discussing with the director, we all agree that I can’t stay in Qinhan Pass for a long time. There is no point in running away, because the demon is coming for me. No matter where I escape, they will chase me. The beast tide outside the pass It is not yet fully formed. Before the demon arrives, maybe I can go out to explore the beast tide and take the opportunity to become a master of the hall. It is better to come out of seclusion sooner rather than later. By the way, Emperor Kongtian returned after leaving today and suggested that I use my strongest trump card to hit him in the face. I was very tempted and rejected him. I am afraid of beating him to death. I am more afraid that if I don't beat him to death, he will beat me to death after he recovers. In the end, I suggested that he see a psychologist. This situation is either a masochist or a super masochist. The top masters of this era have more or less psychological problems..." After recording the necessary information, Jiang Bai said in a deep voice, "Mission 002, still in progress." The red glow of the recorder disappeared again. Putting away the recorder, Jiang Bai took out a black box, which contained the head of the devil, which might be used for one or two purposes. Jiang Bai found the director and said bluntly, "Emperor Kongtian told me that there is a special sense between demons. Each other can sense the other's status and position. Although this demon only has one head left, can we find a way to directly read the information in his mind?" If possible, Jiang Bai can know the location of the other demons and take advantage of them.

"Disaster." The director shook his head and analyzed, "There are indeed ways to forcibly read the memory, but most of them are one-time and will cause permanent damage. The location information is constantly refreshed and is very time-sensitive..." In the end, the director gave two solutions: "Leave this head with me. The devil will not be able to reach the Qinhan Pass within three days. You should not leave the pass for more than three days this time. When you come back, I should have preliminary results from my experiment." "There is another way to find Ksitigarbha or the Buddha. The Buddha and the devil are one. The devil can sense the position, and so can the Buddha. They may help us." Jiang Bai thought for a moment, nodded and said, "That's the only way." After leaving the head, Jiang Bai, who had almost recovered, began to pack his luggage. He doesn't have many things to bring, including the Overlord Gun, Wu Shi, Bullet Scar, and Turntable, the four most commonly used secret treasures, as well as some changes of clothes, food, emergency medicine, etc. After carrying his luggage, Jiang Bai was about to leave the small building. The director asked, "Don't drive?" "not open." Jiang Bai explained, "I made an appointment with Boss Cao. Lao Hua will stay in the customs and help us look after the small building. I will go out and explore the beast tide with the Han thieves. This is a temporary cooperation between the two parties..." The director scratched his head and wanted to explain something, but felt that Jiang Bai was thoughtful and he had nothing to explain. "Well...if you encounter danger, Emperor Kongtian may not be able to help you." The director remembered something and said to Jiang Bai, "The latest news is that a land-sink disaster occurred abroad. The general who went to deal with it is dead. It's very difficult and I can't get away." Hearing this, Jiang Bai's face darkened. He knew that the situation was not optimistic, but he didn't expect that a god would already fall after he had only been awake for a month! The fall of the divine general in the Shenlu-level disaster shows that there is a problem with the disaster classification. At the same time, the man-made disaster caused by the fall of the divine general is superimposed on the original disaster... Even Emperor Kong Tian would have to spend a lot of effort. Jiang Bai nodded, "Don't worry, I don't trust my life on anyone else." After saying that, Jiang Bai went out. Outside the small building, Boss Cao was waiting for a long time. In addition to Boss Cao, there is also an old acquaintance of Jiang Bai. Looking at his old acquaintance, Jiang Bai said happily, "Xiaojie, I didn't expect that we cooperated very happily in the Silver Sand Secret Tomb, and we would still have the opportunity to cooperate when we arrived at Qinhan Pass. This time I went out to test the beast tide and narrowly escaped death. You are willing to join me in such a dangerous mission, Brother Jiang is deeply gratified, I know that Xiaojie, you never let go at critical moments..." As he said that, Jiang Bai threw the tied-up and struggling Wei Junjie onto another horse, mounted the thin horse himself, clamped his legs together, and launched off. "Der, drive!"

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