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Chapter 109: Studying medicine can't cure Jiang Bai

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Chapter 109: Studying medicine can't cure Jiang Bai

Are there any prostitutes in Guanzhong? The old man surnamed Hua, who was riding on the skinny horse, turned back and glanced at the other party coldly, "There is your mother." "Hua, why are you swearing?" The middle-aged man cursed, raised his head and glanced at Qinhang Pass, his eyes looked a little guilty. reason? Nothing else. Guan Nei, what a fuck. ... After Jiang Bai drank the porridge, he fell into a deep sleep for half a day. When he woke up, it was already dark outside the window. When Jiang Bai woke up, everyone gathered around him, all looking miserable, giving off an atmosphere of Baidi City's Tuogu.

"Brother Jiang Bai, none of the famous doctors in the country are willing to give you outpatient treatment, no matter how much money you spend!" Shan Hongyi clenched her fists and said angrily, "When my sister comes back, I'll teach these guys a lesson!" "Why did you end up making a medical fuss in just one day? Good boy in red, don't do such unreasonable things." As Jiang Bai was talking, he coughed and covered his mouth and nose with a handkerchief. When the handkerchief was taken away, it was stained with blood! The little Loli's expression tightened and she was particularly worried, "Brother Jiang Bai!" On the contrary, the director, Nangong Xinxing, looked as usual, and Qie Qie didn't even raise his head. Jiang Bai quickly explained, "Don't panic, I took a mouthful of blood before going to bed and planned to trick Wei Junjie. I forgot about it and accidentally choked..." Hearing this, the little Loli breathed a sigh of relief. Nangong Xiaoxin even pointed out, "You shouldn't use pig blood. The taste is very different from human blood. There is a kind of artificial plasma made of chocolate in the West. If you have the opportunity, you can buy some. The one looks like it." Shan Hongyi looked at Nangong Xingxin in surprise, wondering why the other party knew this. Jiang Bai said modestly, "Okay, I'll pay attention when I have time. I was too strong before and didn't get hurt much. You are more experienced in this area." Nangong Xin didn't know whether he should be proud or angry for a moment. It was also the first time for the director to hear this kind of information, and he asked out of curiosity, "Why chocolate?" "This type of plasma is a snack for vampires. You know, vampires and werewolves are mortal enemies, and dogs will die if they eat chocolate. Therefore, at every banquet, they will provide both plasma and chocolate plasma to find out the evil spirits..." Vampires and werewolves are all species born after the fifth mysterious tide, and they are divided into two types. One is the native species, and the other is the alien species.

The so-called native species are animals such as wolves, dogs, and bats. Under certain opportunities, they acquire sequence abilities, gradually break through to higher levels, and unlock wisdom. If Cheese continues to practice, he will probably become a werewolf, it just depends on whether Cheese is willing. Aliens are people who, after mastering supernatural powers, deliberately move closer to animals and then become vampires and werewolves. In any case, this kind of useless cold knowledge is destined to be known only to people like Nangong Xin, and only he and Jiang Bai can use it. "Anything serious?" The director nodded, "The Han thieves are here, saying they want to help you treat your illness. A doctor and a bodyguard are all masters of the palace." Hall master? Jiang Bai expected that Han thieves would come to show their kindness. First, if the Han thief Chu Man does not deal with him, the enemy of Chu Man will be the friend of the Han thief. Secondly, Wei Junjie is adding fuel to the flames. Of the three major disasters at Qinhan Pass, two of them were related to Han thieves. It would be beneficial to Jiang Bai to have early contact with them. He nodded, willing to accept the other party's treatment. "Okay, I'm going to call someone right now. By the way, Han thieves are different from Chu barbarians. Han thieves have surnames, nicknames, and fancy names." Soon, other people left the hut, and the director led the Han thieves to come to see Jiang Bai. An old man with superb medical skills appeared in front of Jiang Bai. Jiang Bai asked sincerely, "Is your surname Hua?" "Young man, you have good eyesight and can see people accurately." This old man named Hua with white hair and white beard, who looked like an old Chinese doctor, had a kind face and asked softly, "Where does it hurt?" Jiang Bai replied, "My whole body hurts." A handaxe appeared in the hands of the kind old man, and he prescribed his own medicine, "Cut it, right?" Jiang Bai:? ? ? The miracle doctor surnamed Hua cuts wherever it hurts, right? The old man surnamed Hua said seriously, "It won't hurt if I cut it." Jiang Bai angrily rebuked, "Nonsense, it doesn't hurt anymore when your butt is hung on a tree, right? What about the phantom limb and the pain? Old man, are you a doctor?" The old man surnamed Hua replied confidently, "No!" Jiang Bai:? ? ? "Come on, come on, let me go to the corner to save someone, while Lao Huajing is causing trouble..."

A short, fat middle-aged man pushed the old man named Hua away and introduced himself, "I am the doctor. My surname is Cao. I am a Han thief. I have a surname but no name. Everyone calls me Boss Cao." Jiang Bai:...... Jiang Bai never expected that the person named Hua was not a doctor, but Boss Cao. Listening to Boss Cao's words, the old man surnamed Hua was extremely disdainful, "Studying medicine is useless, but this thing is better." As he spoke, he shook the ax in his hand, and the tiger became stronger and stronger. "Gungun, if you can't get up next time, don't come to me. I'll chop that thing of yours off too." Boss Cao drove away the old man surnamed Hua, took out a medicine box, and seemed to be rummaging for something. Jiang Bai asked curiously, "Check your pulse first?" "No rush, I'll take a picture for you first." Jiang Bai:...... "Click——" After looking at the film for a long time, Boss Cao still couldn't figure out what was going on. He said to himself, "Strange, why did the ancients take films to diagnose diseases? What's the principle?" Jiang Bai, who was lying on the bed, said weakly, "They took X-rays. What's the use of taking a Polaroid camera?" "Who said it's useless!" Boss Cao said confidently, "If I cure you to death, this thing can be used as a posthumous photo on the tombstone! I also opened a beauty filter for you!" Jiang Bai:..... "Men on the left and women on the right, stretch out your left hand." Jiang Bai stretched out his left hand, and Boss Cao looked down with a solemn expression. Is this the legendary "Look, smell, ask, and feel"? Jiang Bai has heard of looking at the complexion, but he has never heard of looking at the pulse! Boss Cao looked at it for a long time and said slowly, "Your career line is very long, your love line is a bit bumpy, and your life line, eh, where is your life line?" Jiang Bai:..... You are reading your palm here! He didn't know how many times he was speechless. After reading the palm, Boss Cao put his fingers on Jiang Bai's pulse and began to feel his pulse.

"Hiss——" After feeling his pulse, Boss Cao took a breath and asked hesitantly, "You... are a little too strong... young man... there are no women here, tell me the truth, how long have you been holding it in?" Jiang Bai looked embarrassed and told the truth, "Not long, more than 1,200 years." Boss Cao nodded slightly and gave a professional diagnosis, "The head is damaged." The old man surnamed Hua picked up the hand axe and gave a more professional treatment plan, "Then let's chop it off."

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