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Chapter 104: Hello Hello Hello

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Chapter 104: Hello Hello Hello

The Living King of Hell, Jiang Bai, was sitting behind a small table, slowly drinking tea. Except for Xiang Ling's wailing, the place was silent. Everyone looked at the bloody words on the white cloth and were speechless. Ruthless iron hand, killing people without repaying their lives. Everyone has seen Jiang Bai's methods. When a high-level superpower faced off against a palace master, Xiang Ling had no power to fight back and was almost killed instantly! A wonderful hand can rejuvenate, but saving people is not a favor. This sentence... is a bit shameless. Jiang Bai's treatment methods are indeed outstanding, even better than some professional doctors. But are you trying to save people? Is it possible to do this kind of thing with both arms facing backward? People are saved, eh? Where the hell did you get the favor?

The real living king of hell. Xiang Tiange looked at Jiang Bai with a gloomy expression and said three words "good" in a row. "Boy, our Chu Man has remembered this love!" Xiang Tiange whistled, and a jeep drove up from the corner. He sent Xiang Ling to the back seat, got into the passenger seat, and snorted coldly, "Jiang Bai, the next two duels will be held on another day. Before the duels are completed, no one from Chu Man will trouble you!" After saying that, the jeep drove away, kicked up a lot of dust, and disappeared at the end of the street. Only Jiang Bai sat at the small table, sipping tea and smiling at the clouds rolling in and out. He raised his head slightly and looked at the sky. The clouds were slowly pressing down, and shadows shrouded everyone's heads. Qinhan Pass is going to be in chaos. ... After the jeep drove far away, the driver asked, "Uncle Xiang, which hospital should we go to?" Xiang Ling's arms were connected backwards and she was in excruciating pain. If she wanted to get treatment, she needed to remove her arms first and then reattach them. This kind of surgery cannot be performed by ordinary masters, it must be performed by an extraordinary person. Xiang Tiange said in a deep voice, "Exit the customs and return to the village." The driver looked anxious, "Huh? Uncle Xiang, it will take at least six hours to return to the village. Xiang Ling..." "Listen to me and go back to the village."

After saying that, Xiang Tiange closed his eyes, as if in trance, without any reaction to the outside world. The driver looked back at Xiang Ling. She was in terrible pain. Even with her strong personality, she couldn't help but cry out. Delaying for six hours means that Xiang Ling will suffer from this for six hours, and may even have sequelae! But Xiang Tiange's order could not be violated, so the driver could only press the accelerator to the bottom and rush back to the village as soon as possible. In the back seat, a monk dressed in simple clothes appeared at some point, holding a string of tattered Buddhist beads in his hand. He was twirling the beads and chanting Buddhist scriptures. The monk appeared suddenly, but the weight of the jeep did not change at all, and the driver did not notice anything unusual. The monk's figure was not visible in the rearview mirror. The Buddhist scriptures he recited were very ordinary, but they had a magical power. Listening to the Buddhist scriptures, Xiang Ling fell into a deep sleep and no longer suffered from the pain of his skin and flesh. Four and a half hours later, the jeep appeared in the cottage. "I want to see the Barbarian Lord!" "The Barbarian Lord is waiting for you, Uncle Xiang." The two men carried Xiang Ling, and Xiang Bo walked in front, driving straight in. The monk followed behind everyone, and no one noticed his presence. Even if they glanced at him, they could not detect anything unusual. Arriving at the lobby of the cottage, the Barbarian Lord was sitting in the middle. The barbarian lord is clad in tiger skin, has a burly figure, a Chinese character face, and a beard, and he looks like a bandit king. "sit." Barbarian Lord didn't even look at Xiang Ling, but instead asked Xiang Tiange to sit down first. After Xiang Tiange sat down, Barbarian Lord asked again, "Something happened inside the customs?" "right." "Jiang Bai, right? How did our people confront him?" Xiang Tiange said in a deep voice, "Two rumors came out last night. One was from the Han family, saying that the Overlord Spear we have been looking for is in Jiang Bai's hands. The other was that Jiang Bai had said that people from Chu barbarians should not come ten steps closer to him. ” The Barbarian Lord held his chin with one hand, tilted his head, and asked casually, "So you took people to find Jiang Bai, wanting to test his depth. By the way, is the Overlord Spear really in Jiang Bai's hands? Is Xiang Ling like this? What about Jiang Bai? Is he still alive and kicking? Ha...when did Chu Man's face become so worthless? " Listening to the Barbarian Lord's question, Xiang Tiange, who had always been calm, actually had fine sweat on his forehead, and he quickly explained, "Barbarian Lord, this defeat is my personal error in judgment. I am willing to bear any punishment. Before that, there is one more thing that needs to be reported to Barbarian Lord!" The Barbarian Lord ignored him and looked past Xiang Tiange to Xiang Ling on the stretcher, landing on his arms.

"Huh?" The barbarian lord was surprised and said, "That's okay too." As he spoke, he casually picked up an ax from the sole of his foot. No one saw how he swung it. Xiang Ling's arms split instantly. This time was different from before. No blood flowed out. It was as magical as eating a fruit that was split into pieces! Xiang Ling's arms switched positions, connected again, and returned to their original state. Her face returned to rosy, and her consciousness slowly came back to her senses. She looked at everything in front of her in confusion, not knowing why she had returned to the village. "Okay, you have both merits and demerits this time. Please step aside and you two will stay." Barbarian Lord asked everyone else to leave, leaving only Xiang Tiange and Xiang Ling in the lobby. Xiang Tiange's face was calm and he seemed confident, but Xiang Ling's face was full of confusion, not knowing what the barbarian master wanted from him. After everyone left, the Barbarian Lord stretched out his right hand and opened his palm. He held a jade pendant in his palm. The jade pendant was covered with blood and there was a word "Han" engraved in the middle. The Barbarian Lord observed the jade pendant and asked, "I heard that Jiang Bai cut off Xiang Ling's arms and then reattached them to her. Is that true?" Xiang Tiange nodded, "Yes!" "Then was this jade pendant that Jiang Bai put in when he reattached her arms while no one was paying attention?" The jade pendant in the Barbarian Lord's palm was taken out when he repaired Xiang Ling's arm. There is no way there is a jade pendant in the human body, and Xiang Ling would not do such a thing. There is only one possibility - Jiang Bai did it. Xiang Tiange answered truthfully, "I don't know why Jiang Bai did that. I only know that he put something in Xiang Ling's arm. If I hadn't helped Xiang Ling get into the car, I wouldn't have noticed it. Everyone present, no one noticed it, and they didn't know how he did it..." "Domain, it's a domain." The Barbarian Lord whispered, "High-level psychics can master the use of domains. This Jiang Bai is more terrifying than you think." Xiang Ling became more and more confused as she listened, "This... Jiang Bai gave a jade pendant, what's the purpose?" This jade pendant is explosive? This jade pendant is poisonous? This jade pendant can control the mind? But Jiang Bai deliberately connected his arms in reverse, just to let Xiang Ling cut them open again. Once they cut them open, they will immediately find the existence of the jade pendant! Xiang Tiange also fell silent, not knowing what Jiang Bai wanted to do. The Barbarian Lord chuckled,

"There is a seal on this jade pendant. Wouldn't it be known if the seal was removed?" If you can do it, don't think about it. Without waiting for Xiang Tiange to stop him, the Barbarian Lord flicked his hand and unsealed the jade pendant. The seal was lifted and the jade pendant became effective again. A sensible voice came from the other end of the jade pendant, "Hello, hello, Brother Jiang, can you hear me? The signal was not very good just now!" "Hello, hello, Brother Jiang, say something!" "Hello, hello..."

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