47 Chapter 7: Guild Home
When the blue light faded, I suddenly felt like the dungeons were special… How to say, there were floating islands… Hundreds of them, some people flying around on brooms, dragons or even dogs with wings.
It honestly felt like those MMORPG games that I used to envy my friends for having the time to spend all weekend playing.𝑶𝑣𝐋xt.𝐜𝗈𝗆
My eyes were dazzled by the beautiful world that appeared before me.
A long row of Item shops and equipment stores, but there was no item shop sister because they were all opened by guilds and their private shops!
[Those merchants aren’t adventurers but people who live in the dungeon]
“Hmmm?”
Strangely, a gentle but mature voice sounded in my head. It wasn’t Lupera or Eternia, but her voice was pretty and made me think of my mother.
No seriously… It was almost identical.
[Fufu- do you want to call me Mommy? Sorry, forgive me, Rai Shibuya.]
There’s no need to apologise.
I found you to have a pretty voice, and it’s fine. May I ask your name?
[Hehe~ I am glad you asked-I am the wonderful Asteria! Lupera and Eternia’s older sister, the 3rd youngest, counting from the bottom, I guess?]
[I like expensive clothes, cute things and men with large dicks!]
Woah! So suddenly, do I pass?
[Hmmmm…]=
A flash of light appeared before another small goddess-type thing sat on my shoulder.
Her hair was long, blonde wavy, with strange silver eyes and cross pupils; of the three sisters, she had the largest breasts but the smallest ass.
She looked at my face with a nod, then down and nodded 3 times before taking a piece of paper out of thin air.
What’s this… Taking the paper, I began to read it… “Marriage registration form… Ah!? You already signed it!?”
[Fufu~ all green! Handsome, gentle, kind and packing a good cock! Eternia is such a good girl. Sending her big sister such a hunk!]
[Now then… how about we go behind those boxes, and you take my first time! Act like you are forcing me against my will, ok?]
Immediately I grabbed the marriage form, tore it to pieces, and tossed it in the bin as I walked past, looking at the item shops.
Another crazy-ass woman related to Eternia…
[Hahaha! Don’t mind; I have MORE!]
The stupid breast goddess shouted in my head as she took out more than 10, all with mine and her names on, just needing my signature, and this woman could marry me secretly!
“Damn… Lupera lusting for my wolf cock was more relaxing… Where is the soothing Aki or my cute Elizabeth… Flora will do. Let’s have her soothe my broken heart.”
[…]
[Should I knock him out and force him?]
OI! Don’t say such dangerous things where I can hear them!
[Tehe~ my bad]
My feet began to rush towards the location on the small map in the strange system menu as I found the atmosphere on this Island to be great.
I was ignoring the self-proclaimed Goddess trying to perform a marriage scam!
[It’s not a scam… I will even let you do me in the ass?]
Why are all the goddesses like demons?
[Ehhh~ if it feels good, it feels good; what does it have to do with being a demon or evil?]=
If I say, “It feels good to step on Goddesses named Asteria until she pops.” would you say the same?
[Ah…. what is that? I’m getting all wet… Rai, you beast… not in public! Tehe~]
While arguing with this degenerate, suddenly, “Ah!? the fuck!” something soft, warm and silky smooth impacted my chest; before I knew it, my lips were sealed as someone kissed me.
[!!!!]
[Loading Hyperion Cannon – Target: Red-Haired Midget!]
Why does the Goddess sound like some Ship captain from a sci-fi movie? Wait… what is that bright shining light in the sky!?
But the taste of the kiss was familiar, even the short tongue as it began to lick my gums like a needy puppy.
STOP! STOP!
[Tehe~]
The light faded before Flora’s small but flexible tongue overtook my mouth. The strong kiss continued for a few seconds until we parted, then Flora stuck out the tongue that was covered in our saliva for a second, which looked a little dirty, and without even wiping it, I watched her swallow it back into her mouth with a smile.
“Rai, I was worried you might not come.” Her eyes were soft and felt very genuine as she hugged me tightly.
I lifted her and let her sit on my left forearm as if habitually. The feeling of her soft ass against my skin was nice… Flora in skirt mode was too strong!
I hugged and snuggled into the white top with her fluffy ears before saying, “How could I not? You are here!”
Flora giggled happily, rubbing the tip of her pink nose into my neck while her pink lips gently pressed onto the same spot. “Such a sweet mouth; what if Lumia hears you only love me and gets sad!” [—]
[…]
[Calm, my raging left hand! It is not the time for you to be released into the world!]
On my shoulder, it seemed Asteria was doing a strange play; her right eye wore an eyepatch and a black glove with a pentagram on her left hand… Damn! I found myself liking her.
So to my last hope, I asked a stupid question, and… Flora asked another dumb one!
“Which Rai should I make out with right now, the honest, kind Rai hugging me? Or the lewd Rai that filled the stomach of a princess with sperm?” Flora smirked at me before giggling.
“Shush, you loved sucking me off.” I denied the embarrassment and went along with it as the little fairy climbed up my arm to lean into my ear, “Ah, you’re damn right, such a huge thing. When will you put it inside me?”
[Goliath Missile System Online! -Target: Slutty little halfling bitch!]
My eyes widened as the smooth lips of Flora kissed my cheek before a strange flying ship passed over the Island with massive missile silos and a warning siren.
To stop the end of this peaceful Island, I used my right hand to molest the strange sister of Eternia; it seemed this girl was truly their sibling… as she had no panties on!
[Ah~ husband, it is still the day, and you’re molesting my naked ass~ Tehe! Let’s go book a room and sign the forms!]
Yeah, no.
I looked at Flora, who was clingy, wondering why. Still, then a group of people walked over, just in time to see me kissing her as revenge, my tongue dominating hers as she looked stunned at my kiss but soon closed her eyes; with a relieved face, she hugged my neck, our tongues dancing in a soft, passionate dance.
My teeth lightly gnawed her lip to receive an exhaled moan that sounded excited, which was swallowed as I stopped our brief make-out. The sound of the guys that arrived clapping loudly while whistling at me made Flora red from embarrassment as I looked at them.
The leading member was a halfling like her… but he seemed mad, like… tears in his eyes… red face… holding his sword mad.
Not sure why, I let my hand wrap around the rump of Flora and held her against my chest; the boy then collapsed to his knee, pointing at me.
Is he gay? Charmed by my super handsome self… Sorry little bro, your big brother likes cute girls like Flora here or Lumia the Elf!
“How dare you kiss the princess!?” A servant-looking guy with black hair shouted at me, but my foot instinctively kicked out, sending the little rat smashing into the wall, blood oozing from his nose and ears…
[Ah… Rai killed the little man! Call the police!!! Aaahhh, Murder!]
This sister was so strange…
After my kick, the four halfling knights in their little tuna can armour forward with their swords drawn. Honestly, I expected something from the start.
A beautiful and cute girl like Flora, a princess, wouldn’t she have a few suitors or fiance, maybe hundreds?
Not like I cared what they thought.
I looked down at them as my entire body wreathed in flames; my eyes seemed glowing too! “Ahh? Got a problem? Midgets?”
Fuck, I sound like a gangster… but a cute one, right?
The small 4’12 inch high soldiers trembled while shaking their arms at me with smiles that said, “How dare you! Release Prince Raymonds Fiancee at once!”
My head tilted as the crying kid looked at me, seeming to think his title meant something.
[You are going to make him die…]
I looked at him with the most sincere and cool guy look I could. “Sorry little brother… She’s already my woman; I’ve been inside her. There’s nothing left for that tiny thing to do… My fingers pointed to the tiny crotch, now with a wet stain, as he seemed to look at mine…
No, Flora, why are you rubbing it to show the size… it’s half erect now. Don’t kill my little brother’s will to live! What if he becomes one of those weirdos that enjoy his lover sleeping with other men…!?
[Uhm… don’t you plan to do that later when you make her deepthro–]
Shut up! Damn, Slut Goddess!
[Tehe~ more, more foul words! Make me tremble!]
I sighed heavily at this fake Goddess and decided to get down to it before they summoned others. “Kneel and know defeat…” As a former gangster-like bastard, this felt slightly cheesy.
So I kept it quick and gave him a swift kick to the groin, but…
*pop*
“ARGH!”
I didn’t know my strength and made the prince a eunuch.
The End.
