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Chapter 5: Are You Thinking Of Farting?

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Chapter 5: Are You Thinking Of Farting?

Eight fifty. Lu Ze entered Class 1 (17) of Nanfeng No. 2 Middle School on time by pinching his watch. This time is a little earlier than the meeting time stipulated by the class teacher Dong Wan, but not much earlier, and it can save him a lot of trouble under normal circumstances. But today someone obviously didn't want to make it easier for him. As soon as Lu Ze entered the class and sat down in his seat, a boy with red hair, nearly two meters tall, and two slightly protruding horns walked over, followed by a boy with triangular eyes and numb eyes. Like a follower. "Hey, this is not Lu Ze, the well-known master of the management department in our class. How about it, the first year of high school is almost over, have you advanced your family to the second level?" Lu Ze remained silent and did not speak. "No, I know not. As far as your rubbish family, the Skachi murlocs, I can send two teams of first-order soldiers at will to wipe them out. If you want me to say, you might as well just drop out of school and go to my green forest plane The company rents a farm to operate, and I see that in the face of my classmates, I guarantee that someone will lower the rent for you to a minimum, so that you can farm, develop and operate as much as you want!" "Ha ha ha ha!!" The red-haired boy laughed sarcastically.

"That's it!" The hemp stick follower strengthened his momentum. Lu Ze is well-known in the entire Nanhai No. 2 Middle School as a master who has handed in the blank papers in the monthly exam six times in a row. But obviously not a good name. Even being his classmate, Yan Wei was a little bit embarrassed. Last week at a friend gathering, because of Lu Ze, he was ridiculed by a rival who is also the second generation of gods, saying that Nanhai No. 2 High School is a hot chicken and a coward. What university, just go home and farm as soon as possible. And one of the most important businesses of the Yanwei family is farming, providing logistical supplies for the gods who are fighting in Outland. Yan Wei knew exactly who they were pointing at Lu Ze, but who he was actually targeting, but he still couldn't get angry, so he was already full of anger. Seeing Lu Ze replying "received" in the class last night, Yan Wei made up his mind that today he must make Lu Ze look good, let him know what shame is, and force him to drop out of school voluntarily to preserve the school's reputation, so that The next time a friend gathers, we can win the round. But he obviously didn't know enough about Lu Ze beforehand. Lu Ze was able to withstand the pressure and hand in blank papers in six monthly exams. He didn't even pay attention to the words of Dong Wan, the head teacher. Although he didn't know why Yan Wei, who was a classmate, troubled Own, but with a calm mind, it was right to ignore him. Anyway, the teacher will come in ten minutes, just as there is a fly buzzing next to him. Call. Therefore, in the face of Yan Wei's provocation, Lu Zhe ignored it. This made Yan Wei, who is majoring in the fire-type gods, furious, and no one dared not give him face like this. He slammed the table, "Lu Ze, daddy was talking to you, didn't you hear? I gave you a face, didn't I?" He stared at Lu Ze, like a tiger descending a mountain, looking like he would choose someone to eat. Lu Ze sighed inwardly, looking at the posture in front of him, he knew that today was inevitable. Without getting angry, he calmly said to the furious Yan Wei: "Student Yan Wei, I thought it was a fly buzzing in my ear just now, but I didn't expect you to be talking. Seeing your powerless look, Didn't you have breakfast this morning?" God tm didn't eat breakfast!

The students next to me burst out laughing when they heard it. And Yan Wei blushed even more, and even Wu Feng, who was like his henchman, was furious. They never expected that Lu Ze, who has always been insignificant in the class, would have such courage. Wu Feng wanted to teach Lu Ze a lesson, but Yan Wei stopped him. He suppressed the anger in his heart, leaned down to approach Lu Ze, and said to Lu Ze with murderous intent: "Lu Ze, you are looking for death! I will give you one last chance, in front of the whole class Kneel down and apologize to me for being rude just now, and then voluntarily drop out of school." "Otherwise, I will make your life worse than death!" Hearing this, the faces of the students around who were still laughing and watching the excitement instantly turned cold. Everyone could see that Yan Wei was serious. At a time like this, there's no need to make a fuss for no reason. What's more, everyone has no friendship with Lu Ze. Xia Qiange, the only one in the class who had a lot of interaction with Lu Ze, hadn't arrived in class yet. "Lu Ze, just kowtow and apologize. If you make Young Master Yan happy, maybe he can let you go." Wu Feng arched his face playfully. But obviously, Lu Ze has no such awareness "You're thinking of peaches!" Ignoring Yanwei's anger, Lu Ze looked directly into Yanwei's eyes, not avoiding his eyes. The speech speed is not fast, the voice is not loud, but it is loud. In an instant, the class became quiet, and everyone couldn't believe Own's ears. Even if you don't want to give in, there's no need to be so tit-for-tat! In school, with the protection of federal laws, Yan Wei has no way to do anything excessive, and can only beep a few words. But after all, he is the second generation of gods with outstanding academic performance, and you Lu Ze are just a scumbag who is about to be dropped out of school. Even if you are not expelled from school, the second and third year of high school will also have an extraterritorial plane battle test, and it is inevitable that there will be times when you need to rely on the strong. After all, not everyone is good at fighting outside the territory. And Lu Ze doesn't look like a strong man. Could it be because he was about to be expelled from school, and he was a little lost and crazy? Many people secretly shook their heads at Lu Ze's irrationality. But Lu Ze has his own considerations. It's not that he wants to confront Yan Wei tit-for-tat, it's because Yan Wei's conditions are unacceptable.

The dropping out of Yanwei's mouth is not as simple as dropping out of school in Lu Ze's previous life. In the previous life of Blue Star, you voluntarily dropped out of this school, as long as you did not commit any crimes, you could transfer your student status to another school and start over. But not in this world of gods and gods! If Lu Ze is expelled from school like Lu Ze's current situation, he will definitely be abolished from God's Domain. That not only means that he has no future to speak of, but even because of the voluntary abolition of God's Domain, his soul will be damaged and his lifespan will be greatly reduced, which is worse than that of an ordinary person. Without Yanwei's action, his life would be worse than death! It can be said that from the very beginning, at the moment when Lu Ze lost Face, Yan Wei did not want to make Lu Ze feel better. The kind that Lu Ze can't hide from. That being the case, there is no need for Lu Ze to compromise. Anyway, with the protection of the school and the federal law, Yan Wei will not be able to use any low-level methods for a while, and it will be difficult for her family to use her power. In order to protect ordinary people and students and maintain social order, the Federation has enacted strict laws. As long as there is a god who dares to do evil to the citizens of the Federation in the main world, they will be punished at the slightest and exiled to the alien side to guard the border, and at the worst, the godhead will be abolished and returned to their original form. Therefore, no matter how powerful Yan Wei said, it was just to scare people with harsh words. Lu Ze has own judgment. On the other side, Yan Wei's face was also as cold as ice. After he knew that Lu Ze could not be bluffed with a few words, he calmed down while being furious. He patted Lu Ze on the shoulder, showing a cold smile: "Lu Ze, very good, you are very good! I began to believe that you did not participate in the monthly test before to cultivate your own family." "Then I wish you pass this monthly test. When we have a chance, we will compete again." At the end, Yanwei raised the corners of his mouth, revealing two tough canine teeth, like a devil's smile. Lu Ze didn't respond yet, but Wu Feng couldn't help shivering. The air conditioner in the classroom is too cold!

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