Chapter 272: Evil Dragon And Princess, Lord Lin’s Wonderful Life
Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
“Ah…”
At such a close distance, the aura of Lin Ye overwhelmed her.
Xiao Bing’s face was flushed red. It was as if there were a hundred thousand deers galloping in her heart, and her blood flowed faster.
Her body involuntarily clamped her legs together, and the six tails on her back intertwined.
She raised her eyes and stole a glance at her lord, only to receive Lin Ye’s elegant and easy-going smile.
Terrified, she quickly lowered her head and allowed Lin Ye to put the ring on her finger.
“Alright, be good.”
As Lin Ye spoke, he touched the fox lady’s furry ears curiously.
It was soft and felt good to the touch.
“!!!”
Xiao Bing’s body went limp and she almost fell to the ground.
Ears and tails were the weakness of the fox ladies. Usually, only their husbands could touch them.
She glared at Lin Ye angrily.
“???”
Lin Ye spread his hands in confusion. “What is it now? Is it because I don’t have enough gifts? Then I’ll give you more.”
“Enough, enough!”
Xiao Nuan interjected and hurriedly stopped Lin Ye from doing anything inhumane.
“…”
Xiao Bing glared at him, wanting to say something, but she was afraid that Lin Ye would really give her another ring of cosmetics.
For a moment, the two sisters looked at each other, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
Meeting such a rich lord was really… blissful beyond words.
But then again, they could imagine.
How crazy would their mother be when she saw these top-notch cosmetics that were comparable to those that could only be found in the headquarters’ auction?
“Then, my lord, wait for our good news.” Xiao Nuan waved her hand with a smile.
“Alright, it’s fine even if you can’t do it. The important thing is that you have to return safely.”
Lin Ye instructed solemnly.
“If Mother doesn’t agree, I’ll die for her to see!” Xiao Bing was even more honest and said firmly.
“Ahem…” Lin Ye broke out in a cold sweat when he heard that. What was this? He hurriedly waved his hand and said, “It’s not that bad, it’s not that bad. It’s fine even if it doesn’t work out. At most, I’ll take another path…”
He spoke for a few minutes until Xiao Bing’s nose twitched and she took a small step back.
Under Lin Ye’s confused gaze, she pointed at the black impurities particles that were about to form on Lin Ye’s body and frowned. “It smells!”
“!!!”
Lin Ye’s face darkened. F*ck, how could the impurities released after his advancement of his physical body not stink?
This little girl didn’t know how to save some face for her lord. Did she not believe that I’ll make you a bed warmer and suffocate you to death every day?
“Scram!” He cursed angrily.
Xiao Nuan quickly pulled her insensible sister and jumped into the teleportation array to escape.
Seeing that no one was around, Lin Ye lowered his head and sniffed. He first bared his teeth, then cursed with a look of disdain, “F*ck, it really stinks! Is this f*cking something that came out of my body? That’s impossible. I have an innate Dao Body. Even my farts are fragrant. How can there be such stinky impurities? It must be an illusion.”
“I should take a shower and sleep. I might be too tired these last two days. Even if I want to focus on cultivating, I need to take proper care of myself.”
After muttering to himself, his figure flashed and he returned to his lord’s bedroom.
The bedroom was fully equipped.
It had its own independent shower room, water heater, shower gel, shampoo, and so on.
It was just that the water used to bathe was a bit too luxurious. The water he used was mineral water.
He had no choice.
The Lord’s Fortress was too high and there were no drainage tools. It could not hold water pipes.
However, this reminded Lin Ye of something.
In two days, he had to get the engineers from the Creative Production Camp to come up with a blueprint for the city’s water and drainage system.
At that time, he would be able to construct a public shower in the entire territory so that everyone in the Lin Clan could take a hot shower.
Whoosh—
Soon, hot water poured down.
Lin Ye snapped his fingers and a stream of light flew out of the bathroom. The smart robot, Da Bai, landed on the ground.
This was a treasure that he had just obtained when digging through the pile of cosmetics.
“Da Bai, play a song!”
“Hah ~ ~ Without the internet, songs can’t be played…”
“F*ck you!”
As Lin Ye bathed crazily, he sighed and said, “Life in this world is too boring. It’s also because I’m not strong enough. After dealing with the Underworld’s business, I have to find time to improve the technology in my territory. Even if I am in another world, the standard of living cannot decrease.”
With that, he quickly rinsed himself a few times with the fragrant shower gel.
He lowered his head and sniffed under his armpit.
Mm, the stench was gone. It should be the food from this world.
It was too trashy and must have been contaminated.
However, despite complaining, there were still good things in this world.
Such as…
Boom! Boom!
Suddenly, golden light erupted from Lin Ye’s body. The powerful battle aura instantly evaporated the water on the surface of his body and hair.
This was much faster than a hairdryer.
He casually threw away his old clothes which were also stained with black impurities.
Now that he had money, Lin Ye would not let himself suffer.
He directly bought a cotton Maple Leaf Men’s Underwear worth tens of thousands at the Reputation Shop.
Comparatively, what he wore on the outside was relatively simple.
A pair of shoes, jeans, and a shirt. It was typical wear.
Of course, it was not that he had a change of personality and could not bear to buy the best.
This was a personal habit. He emphasized on the quality of his clothes. As long as the clothes outside were comfortable to wear, it was fine.
As for whether it looked good or not, he did not care.
Only ugly people needed to use clothes to make them look better.
And for someone as handsome and elegant as him.
Even if he were to wear the clothes worn by the old men at the entrance of the alley, he would not look inferior to top models.
This was the fundamental difference.
Of course, if he were to wear a set of good-looking clothes, his handsomeness would be doubled.
He had the Lord’s Skin on his side, which was a divine item in the clothing industry.
As long as he spent enough money, he could create all kinds of illusions and get whatever he wanted.
Just like now, with a flash of light, the original Silver Armor of Erlang Shen transformed into a set of sky-blue goose down pajamas.
It was comfortable to wear.
He jumped and fell onto the Simmons bed, closing his eyes.
He had not slept for two days and within a few minutes, he fell asleep.
In his dream, he seemed to have dreamed of the melodramatic plot of a dragon kidnapping the princess of the Underworld.
And he was the warrior who killed the dragon to save the princess in a few punches. In the end, he carried the princess back to the castle to live a wonderful life with her.
He slept until he woke up naturally. When he opened his eyes again.
Nicole was lying in his arms, her face flushed red.
“Why are you here?” Lin Ye blinked and changed his posture.
“Dinner is ready. Yang Fusheng and I came to call the lord for dinner.”
Nicole replied obediently, “My lord seemed to have a nightmare. You shouted that the dragon would die and sent Yang Fusheng flying. Then, my lord…”
After saying that, Nicole’s face turned slightly red.
He stuttered, “Why did the Lord call me a princess? A hug? I thought you were calling me, but as soon as I got here, you hugged me…”
“I didn’t do anything bad, did I?” Lin Ye scratched his head, embarrassed.
“No, the lord was very nice,” Nicole said softly.
“Ah… that was…” Lin Ye sighed. “What a pity.”
“What did you say?” Nicole did not hear him clearly.
“Nothing much. I had a good sleep. Get up. What’s for dinner?”
Lin Ye sat up and shook his head.
He slept until he woke up naturally. He felt refreshed and comfortable.
“Oooh, I learned about the northeastern stew from the recipes. It seemed simple and delicious.”
As Nicole spoke, she crawled up and ran to the bathroom. She picked up a towel and an electric toothbrush and handed them to Lin Ye.
“My lord, quickly wash up. There are many things waiting for you to settle after dinner.”
“Got it.” Lin Ye took the electric toothbrush and nodded.
He only realized it when he got off the bed.
Yang Fusheng was lying on the ground with a swollen face and a dazed expression.
The screen of the brand new tablet in his hand had already cracked.
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