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Chapter 188 - 188 The Funniest Joke of the Year

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Chapter 188 - 188 The Funniest Joke of the Year

188 The Funniest Joke of the Year

There was another huge wave in the live broadcast room.

[Oh my god! It’s another share transfer agreement? Does it need to be so terrifying?]

[Have you heard of Lingyun Real Estate? Is this company very powerful?]

[You don’t even know about Lingyun Real Estate? That’s a very famous real estate company. I went to the Taigu Shopping Center two days ago and even saw their advertisement.]

[How is it compared to Yuanfang Wenchuang Real Estate?]

[Yuanfang Wenchuang Real Estate is mainly engaged in commercial real estate, while Lingyun Real Estate is more inclined to civilian housing. They’re both very powerful companies.]

[I’m really convinced by Ye Feng, I’m completely convinced. No wonder he can have two women on his left and right. He’s already the boss of two real estate companies.]

[I feel like I’m going to vomit blood after watching this show. This is too infuriating.]

[…]

At the same time.

In the teachers’ dormitory of Zhonghai University.

Jiao Yan’s scalp went numb when she saw the share transfer agreement on the screen.

She had heard of Ye Feng’s name before.

She heard more about him.

However, today’s program had also given her a clear understanding of this student.

The Emperor Jade Green had already shocked her.

And the property ownership certificates that came later made her even more dumbfounded.

When she saw the two share transfer documents, she could no longer sit still.

There was a thick stack of documents under the Lingyun Real Estate share transfer agreement.

This made her extremely curious.

She was just about to post a top comment, urging Mao Qianqian and the rest to quickly see what else was below.

However, she was still a step too slow.

Someone had already posted a top comment.

[I’m Pang Guangnian: Quickly take a look at the other companies below.]

As soon as this comment was posted, the live broadcast room exploded again.

[I’ll go! It was actually Dean Pang Guangnian? I’m not dreaming, right?]

[Dean Pang Guangnian has always been elusive. I didn’t expect him to be watching the live broadcast of our Zhonghai University.]

[God! I’ll worship the great god up close and pray that I won’t fail this year!]

[Dean Pang, I love you!]

When they saw Pang Guangnian appear, everyone in the live broadcast room couldn’t remain calm.

Pang Guangnian was the dean of the business school of Zhonghai University.

He was the authority in the business administration field in the country.

Many of the world’s top 500 companies were fighting to hire him as a business consultant.

They didn’t expect that he would appear in the live broadcast room of Zhonghai University.

When Jiao Yan saw the ID, she was stunned for a moment.

..

On the other side, in the nanny’s room of Zhongtian Lake-View Villa No. 1, the program was being broadcasted live.

When Zhang Chunhong, Mao Qianqian, and the others saw Dean Pang appear, they were also shocked beyond words.

However, even though they were shocked, they did not forget the main topic.

“I never expected that Ye Feng had shares in Lingyun Real Estate. This is so surprising! Then let’s have Senior Mao take a look at what’s down there?”

Zhang Chunhong suppressed the shock in her heart and continued to command.

Mao Qianqian had also calmed down.

She lowered her head and started to read the documents.

The camera was filming her face.

Then, everyone in the live broadcast room saw it clearly.

Her expression changed from shock to horror, to fright, and finally, to numbness.

This series of changes in expression was definitely not an act.

The people in the live broadcast room held their breaths, waiting for her to check the results.

For a time, the live broadcast room was silent.

No one sent any comments.

As for Mao Qianqian, after she finished reading the documents, she slowly raised her head.

After a long time, she wiped the sweat from her forehead and let out a deep breath.

“I can’t take it anymore, let me rest.”

Zhang Chunhong hurriedly asked, “Senior Mao, what exactly did you see?”

Mao Qianqian tried her best to calm herself down. “Then, I’ll announce what I saw just now.”

“I hope that everyone has prepared the fast-acting cardiac stimulant and will listen carefully.”

Hearing her slightly teasing words, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room relaxed a little.

Everyone was looking forward to the results.

At that moment, Mao Qianqian slowly raised a document and announced the name of the document.

“Zhonghai Hot Springs Resort share transfer agreement.”

“Nanfeng Entertainment Co., Ltd.’s share transfer agreement.”

“Silver Brilliance Building’s share transfer agreement.”

“Tian He Hotel’s share transfer agreement.”

“Zhonghai branch of Taigu Shopping Center’s share transfer agreement.

“…”

Every time she announced a name, it was as if she had dropped a bombshell in the live broadcast room.

The entire live broadcast room was boiling.

[Oh my god, I can’t use words to describe how I’m feeling right now. It seems like I really need some heart-rescuing pills.]

[Zhonghai Hot Springs Resort is also Ye Feng’s? I even went with my parents last week. I can’t believe it!]

[Silver Brilliance Building is also Ye Feng’s? That’s one of the landmarks of our Zhonghai City. Many awesome companies are there!]

[Oh my god, Tian He Hotel is his? It was a 5-star hotel! It’ll cost a few thousand for a night, right?]

[Ah ah ah… Even the Zhonghai branch of Taigu Shopping Center is his? Does it have to be so exciting? My heart can’t take it anymore!]

[…]

Everyone who was watching the live broadcast was shocked by the shares transfer papers.

In the end, they even started to feel numb.

Sometimes, one would get used to it after being hit so many times.

Many teachers, including Pang Guangnian and Jiao Yan, were also shocked speechless by this young man.

This was probably the most impressive student they had ever seen.

There was no other!

He was only a freshman, but he already had achievements that others could not achieve in their entire lives.

‘Excellent’ could no longer be used to describe this.

He was so outstanding that it was perverted!

Just as everyone was still in shock…

Mao Qianqian had also announced the final share transfer agreement.

“Zhonghai Tycoon Club’s share transfer agreement!”

However, after the share transfer agreement was announced…

Before the people in the live broadcast room could be shocked again…

A top comment suddenly appeared at the top of the live broadcast room.

[Hahaha, Zhonghai Tycoon Club? I’m afraid this is the funniest joke I’ve heard this year!]

The ID who posted this comment was ‘Seeing a Worthy Talent For a Worthy Companion’.

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