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Chapter 5: The confrontation with me

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Chapter 5: The confrontation with me

Matthew, if he wanted to come on as a substitute in the next match, he needed to gain the Head Coach's approval in team practice.

Previously, Matthew's physical condition had caused dissatisfaction among the Head Coach and many teammates.

Marking Cristiano Ronaldo!

Playing football with his idol was like a dream.

Matthew naturally wanted to perform well.

However, when Matthew communicated with the System, hoping for some explosive skill packages, he received a disappointing answer.

System: "Host, I forgot to remind you, you just used a Foot Feel Enhancement Pill to complete a freestyle juggling performance, earning one lottery chance!"

"Lottery chance?" Matthew heard this and thought, what was he waiting for, open it quickly!

"System, I want to draw!" Matthew communicated with the System inside his body.

"Alright, Host!"

With that sentence, a display screen appeared in Matthew's mind, showing several red packet-like items.

"Host can click on the red packets with his mind to draw." The System prompted Matthew.

So, Matthew, following the System's prompt, clicked on a red packet with his mind—

The red packet had an explosive effect, and then, several options appeared on it—

"Congratulations, Host, you have obtained a Body Confrontation Program trial coupon from the God-level Ball King System!"

Matthew: "Body Confrontation Program trial coupon? What is this?"

System: "Host, this coupon allows you to experience the Body Confrontation Program of the God-level Ball King System, so you can show off on the field."

This was the chance he was waiting for!

Matthew quickly used his mind to open the trial coupon.

Sure enough, the moment the trial coupon was opened, his body trembled slightly, and then, he felt full of strength!

"Ding! Host, the program has been successfully installed! If the Host wants to use this program in a match, he can shout it out!"

Matthew understood. Next, he needed to experience his body's Body Confrontation Program in actual combat.

Cristiano Ronaldo had been watching Matthew, who seemed a bit dazed.

He felt it was a pity that this number twenty-three player seemed to have something wrong with his head.

Whenever Matthew communicated with the System within him, he appeared in a daze to outsiders. So, just now when Matthew was communicating with the System, he looked as if he had lost his soul.

"Alright, I'm coming!" Matthew quickly returned to reality, and then, prepared to find his position.

The team's scrimmage was a contest between the starting lineup and the substitute lineup.

Matthew's position was in the midfield of the substitute lineup.

And Heston, although also a substitute, the Head Coach, in view of his recent good performance, made him the midfielder for the starting lineup.

This meant that, barring any surprises, the next match would feature the current starting lineup configuration.

So Heston was a bit smug.

"Kid, watch out or I'll knock you over—" As Heston passed Matthew, he showed off smugly.

The team's practice matches were very particular; they had to ensure the implementation of the Head Coach's tactical arrangements while also maintaining a certain intensity, without making overly aggressive moves that could injure players.

Of course, this was mainly for the starting players, and it was also a requirement the Head Coach set for the substitute players.

The match began, and everyone was very invested. Cristiano Ronaldo, as a forward, had a direct confrontation with Matthew.

Cristiano Ronaldo was a very dedicated person. To find good form for the upcoming matches, his usual training couldn't be too perfunctory.

So, Cristiano Ronaldo quickly immersed himself in the team's match.

"Brother Luo, I think we should score five goals." Heston flattered Cristiano Ronaldo before the kickoff.

Cristiano Ronaldo was an upright person. Over his many years in the League, teammates had come and gone, and he had met many people.

Cristiano Ronaldo disliked people like Heston.

They would be so respectful to people in front of them, but then you wouldn't know how they would slander you behind your back.

"Finding the feeling of the match through team training, that's the most important thing." Cristiano Ronaldo threw out a remark and then ran forward to his position.

The match started slowly. The Bian Feng of the starting team held the ball, breaking through from the right flank, while Cristiano Ronaldo in the center rapidly moved up, ready to receive the ball at any moment.

Top-tier forwards have extremely strong ability to seize opportunities.

Receiving the ball and shooting are both instantaneous actions.

So, Cristiano Ronaldo sprinted forward, and his speed was truly fast!

Matthew saw his idol sprinting in front of him, and the feeling was very strange.

"Matthew, keep up! Prevent Brother Luo from receiving the ball!"

The defender shouted loudly.

Matthew quickly shouted to the System: "Activate Speed!" Or "Turbo Boost!"

Cristiano Ronaldo sprinted, originally thinking he had already shaken off Matthew's pursuit.

Cristiano Ronaldo naturally had this confidence.

Even at thirty-seven years old, Cristiano Ronaldo maintained extreme self-discipline and remained in remarkably good condition.

In terms of instant acceleration, it seemed there was no one else in the entire National Team who could match him.

Who knew Matthew actually caught up!

Just then, the right Bian Feng crossed the ball.

The ball was clearly intended for Cristiano Ronaldo.

Cristiano Ronaldo judged the landing spot of the ball, then prepared to bring down the high ball and prepare for his next move.

As a result, Matthew quickly chased over!

"Huh? This kid, he's really fast!" Cristiano Ronaldo was surprised, and at the same time, he blocked Matthew, preparing to give Matthew a reasonable Body Confrontation Program when receiving the ball.

Cristiano Ronaldo was one eighty-five meters tall, while Matthew was only one seventy-five meters.

Whether in terms of height or weight, Matthew was at a disadvantage.

"System, open the Body Confrontation Program!" Matthew shouted.

Within the God-level Ball King System, one of the programs was the Body Confrontation Program.

System: "Body Confrontation Program opened!"

Matthew opened the Body Confrontation Program. Because his current System level was too low, he could only choose a low-end program.

"Let's try the low-end program first, to feel how much this Body Confrontation Program improves." After Matthew felt a weak current flow through his body, he felt a sense of expansion.

Then at this moment, Cristiano Ronaldo's body leaned in.

They were teammates, so Cristiano Ronaldo held back some strength. However, even with that amount of strength, Cristiano Ronaldo believed he could knock the Matthew who was trying to get into position two meters away.

However, when it actually happened, the players on the field were surprised!

Upon collision, Matthew's body tilted slightly, while Cristiano Ronaldo was pushed back a meter, lost his balance, and fell to the ground.

Cristiano Ronaldo's face turned red; he felt he had lost face.

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