Chapter 262: Start a Live Broadcast for Fun"Blue is the colour, football is the game~" "We're all together, and winning is our aim~" "So cheer us on through the sun and rain~" "..." Stamford Bridge was particularly lively today. Although there were only 4 seats, it was estimated that there were actually 1 people present. The first leg of the Champions League quarter-finals is undoubtedly Chelsea's most important game so far this season, and the opponent is Manchester City, another Premier League giant. It is true that blue is the main theme, but there is no conclusion yet on whether it is dark blue or light blue. There are still 15 minutes before the game starts. The players should be in the locker room listening to the head coach's speech. The suspended Jiang Yuan and other members of the coaching staff walked out of the player tunnel early. "Jiang! Here, look here!" "Jiang! wowww!"
“Look at me!” Jiang Yuan's appearance disrupted the rhythm of the singing on the scene, and the screams of a large number of fans echoed in the stadium. Brown patted Jiang Yuan on the shoulder and said, "Your fans are very enthusiastic." “We are fans” Jiang Yuan corrected and then walked straight to the stadium stands. The fans reacted quickly and two jerseys flew over immediately. "Well" Jiang Yuan held the clothes and stretched out his other hand: "Pen, I need a pen" The fans in the stands looked at each other in bewilderment, as no one had a pen on them. Helplessly, Jiang Yuan could only walk back to his seat and take the ballpoint pen that Brown used to record the details of the game. It is a little difficult to write your name on clothes with a ballpoint pen, but fortunately it can be written. "Come!" After signing, Jiang Yuan ran over, handed the two pieces of clothing back, and then stood outside the venue to continue signing. I don't usually have so much time to sign autographs for fans. And since I can't play today, I'll spend 10 minutes signing autographs for fans. "Jiang, come over here, come over to our side!" It just so happened that the away team stand at Stamford Bridge was relatively close to here, and several Manchester City fans were also shouting Jiang Yuan's name. Jiang Yuan hesitated for a moment, but finally walked over. "Jiang, come to Manchester City! We need you!" "Come to City!" "Jiang! Please, come to the city!" Jiang Yuan didn't expect that he would have fans in Manchester City. After signing two jerseys, he hurried back to the bench and sat down. "Phew, I'm so tired. Today's work is over."
Jiang Yuan was lying on the chair, but Brown on the side patted him up: "Don't sleep, help me make a record later." "Record? Record what?" "The number of attacks on the left and right lanes is counted every 5 minutes" Jiang Yuan spread his hands and said, "What's the use of this data?" "Real-time offensive heat map, showing the offensive frequency of players in each position, substitutions and tactics need to be referenced" No one expected that Jiang Yuan would not only receive a player's salary, but also work part-time as a coach. At this moment, the background music of the stadium suddenly stopped, and the voice of the live commentary was replaced: "2015-2016UEFA Champions League, quarter-final first leg, Chelsea and Manchester City" The camera turned to the player tunnel, where players from Chelsea and Manchester City lined up in two rows preparing. The director gave a shot to William, and then gave another shot to Jiang Yuan on the bench, and the program effect was maximized. "Chelsea!" Bang bang bang! "Chelsea!" Bang bang bang! The fans at the scene were very enthusiastic, and Jiang Yuan and Kennedy on the bench couldn't help but clap their hands. The players entered the stadium. The first to come out was captain Terry, followed by Courtois, and then Zouma. Zouma, when he walked out of the player tunnel, did not forget to give Jiang Yuan a thumbs up: "Look at my show!" I have to say, the scene was really shocking. Jiang Yuan looked around the court and raised his head to the big screen hanging at the top. His head was displayed on the screen. Damn it? Jiang Yuan turned around and saw an extremely long camera pointed at him. The white man behind the camera raised his eyebrows at him. The uncle's actions also gave Jiang Yuan inspiration, so Jiang Yuan handed the notebook in his hand to Kennedy next to him: "Wait, please record the number of attacks on our two sides." Then, Jiang Yuan took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and after some operations, he successfully created an account on a domestic live broadcast platform. Due to the rush of time, the account ID was garbled. After entering his ID card and some other information, Jiang Yuan obtained the permission to live broadcast. Start live streaming! 【Live broadcast in progress】 【Start time 00:00:18】 【Real-time online users: 1】 Because this is a newly opened live broadcast room, the number 1 should be Jiang Yuan himself. "Wow, Jiang, what are you doing?" Curious, Brown leaned over and laughed when he saw Jiang Yuan's phone screen: "Hahaha, no one is watching!" "Wait, let me think..." Jiang Yuan touched his nose and gave the live broadcast room a title: Chelsea and Manchester City live perspective! Still no one watched. In a fit of rage, Jiang Yuan gave himself 20 rockets. After a wave of popularity increase, someone finally came in. [Is there anyone still live streaming the Champions League? The platform should not have copyright, right? ]
[It’s ok, this is from the stand’s perspective, they should be international students in London] [Doesn't CCTV have free live broadcasts? Why do we have to watch the TV station's perspective? 】 [View from the stands? Guys, why do I feel like this camera position is not right? The altitude is so low, a ticket from this position would cost at least 1000 pounds, and the host is a rich guy] [I’m so jealous. I’m studying in London and watching Chelsea’s live game. It’s a pity that Jiang Yuan is not playing today…] [It’s ok, I saw Xiao Jiang on CCTV. He was there, but he was on the bench. He was the only one wearing sneakers besides the coaching staff on the bench. It was hilarious, haha!] [Brothers, I still feel that this camera position is not right. It is very wrong...] Although the popularity was forcibly increased by giving gifts, there were only about 100 people in the live broadcast room, and there were not many barrages, all of which were discussing this camera position. Anyway, the game hadn't started yet, so Jiang Yuan switched to the front camera, and a big head appeared on the screen of the live broadcast room. "Brothers, I will explain it to you today. Don't go to CCTV. I explain it better than them." 【? ? ? 】 [Dude, who are you…F*ck! ] [I said there was something wrong with this camera position. Damn, this is the bench, right?] [6666 I'll call someone right now, who the hell still watches CCTV commentary? ] 【Xiao Jiang, wowww! I am your fan! 】 [I just realized there is such an internet celebrity as you. You are just average looking. There is a reason why you have few fans. Have you worked hard over the years and don’t you know what you are doing? ] [This is my bench perspective. I’ve been watching basketball for 20 years and this is the first time I’ve seen this.] [Why don't anchors become famous as professionals and become a small anchor here? You don't even have 1 fans, how can you make money? 】 The number of people in the live broadcast room increased rapidly, reaching 1000 in a few minutes. The game had already begun, and Jiang Yuan turned the camera and aimed it at the competition venue. "Cough cough!" Having not spoken Chinese for a long time, Jiang Yuan simply organized his words and then began his wonderful commentary. "OK, brothers in China, it should be early morning over there, thank you for staying up late to watch the game" "Now let me introduce the starting lineups of both teams, starting with the home team Chelsea" "Goalkeeper, Belgian goalkeeper Courtois!" As soon as Jiang Yuan finished speaking, a bunch of "De Bruyne" popped up in the live broadcast room. "Hey hey hey, don't brush De Bruyne, he's not on our team!" "Then there are the defenders, Azpilicueta, Ivanovic and our great captain, John Terry!" "Terry's partner is number 5, Kurt... He's a loser, you don't have to treat him like a human being." "Midfield! Mikel, Fabregas..."
Jiang Yuan praised his teammates in all positions. Of course, not all of them. Those who deserved to be scolded still had to be scolded, such as Zouma, the idiot who ate snails. Jiang Yuan must take this opportunity today to criticize him to death. When talking about William, there were a lot of comments like "Why isn't the host on?" in the comments. It was a joke, so Jiang Yuan simply chose to ignore it. "Then it's the visiting team..." "Goalkeeper: Joe Hart!" "Defenders: Kolarov, Mangala, Otamendi, Zabaleta, these four guys are very strong" "Midfielders: Fernandinho, Yaya Toure, De Bruyne" "Forwards: Nasri, Jesus Navas, and main center Akun" [Does the anchor know Aguero? Can you help me get an autograph? ] After introducing the lineup, Jiang Yuan immediately noticed this comment from a level 1 account: "You want Aguero's autograph? Why don't you want mine?" "I don't know Aguero. I played against him before, but I didn't add him as a friend." [Stop bragging, anchor. You played against Aguero. What are you pretending to be? ] There is a reason why video bloggers like to show their faces. Jiang Yuan just showed his head and the number of people in the live broadcast room skyrocketed. In just 5 minutes, it successfully broke the 1-person mark. Jiang Yuan did not disappoint the fans' support and began to commentate. "Hazard is dribbling the ball on the left! He runs very fast and tries to dribble past the defense. Zabaleta stretches his foot and blocks the ball!" "Damn, why is Hazard so bad today?" "Chelsea's throw-in, Hazard and Mikel cooperated, Mikel caught the ball and passed it 45 degrees into the penalty area" "Ibrahimovic! Head the ball back to Zouma, Snail brother, let's see how Snail brother performs today" "Just give it a blind kick!" "You are such a jerk!" The fans on the field sighed. Zouma's long-range shot hit an anti-aircraft gun. It was certain that the fans would criticize him for this plane shot, but what Zouma didn't know was that in addition to the fans, there were also people on the bench who criticized him. [Jiang Yuan is very passionate. This is not worse than CCTV's commentary, but the picture is not clear] [Anchor, why don’t you retire and switch to live streaming? Buy a more professional camera, the iPhone lens is too rubbish] [I have to refute other commentators who call players trash, but I really can’t refute this one…] [Why is Zuma called Snail Brother? Can Xiao Jiang explain it? Do the players in the team have any other nicknames?] 【Brother Snail...】 [Stop criticizing the anchor, your quality is not good enough] [Hahaha, CCTV live broadcast is just for fun, if you really want to watch the game, you have to come to Xiaojiang Live Broadcast Room! ] The number of people in real time has increased exponentially. There are three types of people who are still awake at this time: those who play games, those who watch AV, and those who watch football. Now the number of people in Jiang Yuan's live broadcast room has reached more than 5. CCTV would never have thought that in addition to the Happy Beans website, there are also players who want to grab their traffic. Originally, there was a fixed group of people watching the game at this time, and as soon as Jiang Yuan started broadcasting, more than half of the audience was attracted away. "let me see"
Brown leaned over and took a look at Jiang Yuan's phone screen: "Fuck, more than 6 people? Is this the number of people online? Wasn't there no one watching just now? How come you have so many fans?" Jiang Yuan had a serious expression: "It's not that I have a lot of fans, it's that I'm a good commentator and have a very thorough understanding of tactics." After saying that, Jiang Yuan turned the camera to the bench, where Kennedy, Remy, Cahill, Begovic and others were sitting. "Brothers, guess who will be on stage next?" "Jiang, are you filming a video?" Begovic stood up from the back and sat in Jiang Yuan's row: "TV, this is live broadcast, let me play it!" Jiang Yuan did not refuse and handed the phone to Begovic, who turned to look at Jiang Yuan and asked, "How do you say hello in Chinese?" "Dad hit me" "Dad hit me?" Begovic cleared his throat, holding his phone in one hand and waving to the live audience with the other: "Dad hit me! Dad hit me!" …… The game reached the 35th minute, and neither team had scored a goal. Jiang Yuan glanced at the notebook on the coaching staff member's lap and said, "Manchester City has a slightly better ball possession rate of 58%. Objectively speaking, Manchester City is stronger than Chelsea. But everyone knows that I am a Chelsea fan and I definitely hope Chelsea wins." "De Bruyne! Damn, this pass is quite accurate, it goes to Aguero in the front, Aguero passes it to Yaya Toure who is behind, to the middle! Hmm, who is this number 15... Naves, Navas! Yaya Toure passes it to Navas" "Navas kicked the ball into the penalty area and it's Aguero again. Hiss, don't let Aguero get the ball in the penalty area!" "Zuma! Come on, ok, get on with it, push Aguero out!" "Good job, Snail Brother, great shot!" Jiang Yuan couldn't help but scream, but unfortunately he had his cell phone in his hand, otherwise he would have taken a couple of photos of Zuma. "I still recognize Snail's strength, but I feel like Chelsea is being suppressed..." There was a trace of worry in Jiang Yuan's eyes. The attacking levels of the two teams were similar. Manchester City had Aguero and De Bruyne, while Chelsea had Hazard, Ibrahimovic and William. But if they compared the midfielders, Chelsea was not a bit inferior. Compared with De Bruyne, Oscar and Fabregas' performance is obviously not in line with their worth. "Chelsea!" Boom! "Chelsea!" Boom! Although the home team was at a disadvantage, the fans at the scene were still very supportive. "Damn it, I really want to go up and kick him!" Watching the high-intensity match between the two teams, Jiang Yuan always felt itchy on the soles of his feet. "shit!"
Chelsea's counterattack was intercepted by Yaya Toure. Mourinho was angry and just threw his hands and sat back on the bench. Jiang Yuan pointed the camera at Mourinho: "This is our..." "Fuck you shit!" Before Jiang Yuan could finish his words, Mourinho started to scold him: "Idiot, it would be great if you could play!" Mourinho felt a little uncomfortable. Chelsea's frontcourt players basically didn't know how to cooperate with each other and had to rely entirely on the individual abilities of the two wingers to play. This style of play can be used to inflict harm on weaker teams, but it is still not good enough when playing against a team of equal strength like Manchester City. The worst thing is that Chelsea's main right winger was sent to the bench. "..." Jiang Yuan was speechless after being rebuked by Mourinho. This guy must have seen him on the live broadcast and wanted to mess with him on purpose! [Why was the anchor scolded? Hurry up and scold back! ] [Mourinho didn't wear a beard today] 【Can someone who knows English explain what they are saying? 】 [Mourinho called Jiang Yuan an idiot] [Fuck, why don't we scold him back? ] In the last minute of the first half, Ibrahimovic committed a foul in the frontcourt. Manchester City used a set-piece to launch a quick counterattack in the backcourt. Fernandinho, Yaya Toure, and De Bruyne cooperated with each other through quick passing and successfully sent the ball to the frontcourt and handed it to Aguero. Unfortunately, Aguero's final shot from a small angle was ruled invalid due to offside, and the score remained 0:0. "Wow!" The referee blew the whistle on Aguero's goal and screams were immediately heard from the stands. Fortunately, Aguero did not score, otherwise Chelsea would have been at a disadvantage in the second half. No, Chelsea is already at a disadvantage! “Let’s go!” "The first half is over, brothers, we need to take a break, my hands are tired" "Look at the comments..." "Can the anchor go to the locker room since he's so awesome? Um, I can go in, but I can't go in while live streaming. It's halftime now. After the game, I can bring my phone in and broadcast the locker room to you guys then." "Why didn't I participate in the tactical discussion? Why would I participate? I can't play. I'm drinking mineral water on the bench." Since he was free anyway, Jiang Yuan, who was sitting on the bench, started chatting with the fans in the live broadcast room. Because the players left the field during the half-time break, the audience's attention shifted again to Jiang Yuan on the bench. The constant shouts from the audience were all for Jiang Yuan to play on the field. The director's camera was directed to the top of the stands. A fan in a black T-shirt held up a sign that read: Ceferin please cancel Jiang's yellow card suspension, we need him! Asking the UEFA president to cancel Jiang Yuan's yellow card is a bit outrageous, but it can be seen that Chelsea fans are really anxious now. This game is very important for Chelsea. According to UEFA rules, the team that advances to the Champions League semi-finals this season will receive a bonus of 4 million euros. Of course, if Chelsea can really make it to the semi-finals, the club will receive nearly 700 million euros in broadcast dividends, which is very important for Chelsea who want to strengthen their midfield in the summer window. The problem is that their opponent in the quarter-finals, Manchester City, although this team has a poor league ranking this season, but this has a lot to do with the team's large-scale injuries in the middle of the season. Now Manchester City's injured players, Navas, De Bruyne and others have all returned to the team, and even in terms of hard power, they are even better than Chelsea. The second half of the game was about to begin and the players slowly walked out of the tunnel.
"Hey, Kurt! Come say hello!" Jiang Yuan grabbed the phone and Kurt gave Jiang Yuan a thumbs up after seeing it: "I want to score a goal in the second half!" …… "Okay, the game begins. In the second half, neither side made any substitutions, but the Manchester City bench... Damn, it was blocked." Jiang Yuan moved his entire upper body forward, and then he saw the situation in front of the Manchester City bench: "Sagna, Fernando, and this No. 72... Iheanacho, the three are warming up, Chelsea's side..." Jiang Yuan patted Kennedy next to him and said, "Hey, man, why don't you take off your clothes? It's already 47 minutes." As soon as he finished speaking, Mourinho, who was standing in front, turned around and looked back: "Robert (Kennedy), Nemanja (Matic), you two, warm up!" Kennedy shrugged, took off his coat and put it on the chair, then turned around and gave Jiang Yuan a thumbs up. My eyes returned to the phone screen, and a barrage of comments slowly floated by. [Anchor, can you wear Kennedy's clothes and sneak onto the field to play football? ] [It’s OK to wear Matic’s] Jiang Yuan: ... "Azpilicueta is running forward on the right, with Ibrahimovic and Hazard running in front of him, but Hazard won't be able to get the ball." "Wow, Hazard used his movement to help Ibrahimovic break the defense, and Ibrahimovic headed the ball to Mikel!" "Mikel passes the ball to Fabregas, look at what our Fabregas does" "The wing is for William!" "William, go down to the bottom...well done! William's baseline breakthrough successfully broke through Kolarov's defense" "Pass the ball into the penalty area!" "Middle, Ibrahimovic, head the ball!" "Hmm, hiss..." "What a pity, Otamendi blocked Ibrahimovic's position and he didn't touch the ball after he jumped up" "It's not over yet, Zabaleta, take the ball and pass it forward, Manchester City is going to launch a quick counterattack" "Fuck!" Jiang Yuan stood up and shouted from the bench: "Back! Back! Go back quickly!" Seeing Terry clear the ball, Jiang Yuan breathed a sigh of relief and sat back in his chair. Although both teams had key players missing, the game was really fast. After all, it has been said that no team that can enter the Champions League knockout stage is rubbish, and Chelsea's half is really full of strong teams. Paris, Manchester City, and Real Madrid. In fact, Chelsea's performance in the Champions League has improved compared to last season. This season's Blues are no longer a top 16 contender! But as Mourinho said, we need to take a long-term view. If we can kill one of Manchester City and Real Madrid, it would be one. It would be best if we can kill both of them.
"Fuck, a bunch of idiots!" Seeing Oscar's long-range shot, Mourinho swung his arms, angrily returned to the bench, and complained to Brown: "My God, what a bunch of rubbish. Oscar is such a rubbish. Why is he taking a long shot from that position?" Brown pointed in the direction of Jiang Yuan. A camera was pointed directly at Mourinho, who blew his nose and said, "Live broadcast?" After Jiang Yuan nodded, Mourinho suddenly straightened up: "Manchester City is really rubbish. I was just scolding Manchester City. Our players are the best. Jiang, do you think I'm right?" …… (End of this chapter)