Only the most expensive, most challenging, and most impressive orders reached his hands.
The rest were eliminated earlier on.
Of course, there was another type of order, which was the bizarre kind that might pique his interest. The people below would send it up to make him happy.
An order to go and look for dragon meat was simply an insult to the intelligence of the Earthly Residence.
“But I’m Shao Zun’s beauty. Can’t I go through the back door?”
Su Shenfan lifted her chin and glanced at her face. “In your dreams.”
Bu Yaolian: “…”
It was so annoying to have such an uncute master.
Bu Yaolian felt that she should continue looking at the plum blossoms to quench her hunger.
She stared at the dragon underground and saw how happy it was as it ate the suckling pig.
She felt that the world was really unfair. Being a beast was better than being human.
Su Shenfan loved seeing her look of regret.
After the sacrifice, Bu Yaolian was still feeling regretful that she couldn’t eat dragon meat.
Su Shenfan added, “Your figure will become better after eating dragon meat. You won’t gain any weight.”
Bu Yaolian covered her ears. “I’m not listening, you b*stard.”
“What did you say?” Su Shenfan pulled her hands away. How dare she call him a b*stard?
She had guts; he didn’t smack her for a while, and she already forgot?
“I didn’t say anything… Shao Zun, let’s go watch the show…” Bu Yaolian grabbed his arm and begged him.
Su Shenfan snorted. “No.”
“Wow, how can you go back on your word? You said that you would bring me to watch the show later.” Bu Yaolian really wanted to bite him to death.
“I said that if you shut up, I’ll take you there. Did you ever shut up? Who was the one who kept asking for dragon meat?”
Bu Yaolian lowered her head and sighed. “I can’t eat dragon meat, and I can’t have suckling pig. I’m not even allowed to watch the show. This sacrificial ceremony is so boring.”
“I didn’t ask you to come, but you insisted.” Su Shenfan walked forward with his hands behind his back.
Bu Yaolian hurriedly followed him. “Shao Zun, let’s go watch the show. It’ll be a good show, and we can listen to music. Many of the performers are beauties. Maybe there’ll be one you like.”
If Su Shenfan brought a beauty back, she could talk to her and listen to her sing.
It was beautiful just thinking about it.
“Yes, when I bring a beauty I like back, you can sleep alone.” Su Shenfan snorted.
“Ah… no, no. Actually, these performers are very heartless. They use thick makeup and don’t look pretty at all.” Bu Yaolian grabbed his arm and tried to brainwash him.
Su Shenfan glanced at her. “Then, are we still going to watch the show?”
Bu Yaolian shook her head firmly. “No. What’s there to watch? It doesn’t look as good as me.”
Su Shenfan chuckled. “If you don’t want to go, I will.”
Bu Yaolian was dumbfounded. Was he really interested in the performers?
He just said he didn’t want to go, but now he was going.
Bu Yaolian wanted to knock herself to death. Why was she so stupid as to tell him that there would be beauties? Didn’t her idol love beauties?
Ahhh, she was so stupid.
No… It had to be because Shao Zun called her stupid every day, so she really became stupid.
“Shao Zun, can you stop calling me stupid…” Bu Yaolian said pitifully as she followed behind him.
“What’s wrong with you?” He hadn’t called her stupid just now even though he had been thinking it.
“I… I feel that I’ve become more stupid ever since you called me stupid!”