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Chapter 240: Bring Me My 250-Meter Machete, I’M Going To Chop The Director Into Mincemeat!

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Chapter 240: Bring Me My 250-Meter Machete, I’M Going To Chop The Director Into Mincemeat!

Zhang Guoli: "Advertising is back and the excitement continues!" The spotlight was turned on and focused on the stage. The golden catcher played by Lu Xuan, dressed in Tang Dynasty costumes, disguised as a romantic young master, came to Peony Square to have fun. At this time, he had been drinking for three rounds, holding his head with his left hand, lying on the carpet in front of the small wine table and taking a nap with his eyes closed, looking drunk and hazy. At this time, the top singer played by Zhang Ziyi, wearing a gold hairpin and luxurious clothes, came to Lu Xuan under the guidance of the maid. Seeing the top card, Lu Xuan was stunned for a moment, then his eyes suddenly lit up, and he asked frivolously: "Are you blind since childhood, or is it caused by epilepsy?" "I have been blind since childhood." Zhang Ziyi replied with dull eyes. "As a blind woman, why do you come here?" Lu Xuan raised his head and asked.

"Who said blind women can't come here?" Zhang Ziyi's voice was gentle. "Hey, well said." Lu Xuan raised his wine glass, "What's it called?" "Little sister." Zhang Ziyi replied calmly. Hearing the name, Lu Xuan sneered: "Ha~, little sister?" Then he asked very puzzledly: "Everyone in Peony Square is named after a flower, why is your name so simple?" "My little sister doesn't want to compete with those ordinary women." Zhang Ziyi said lightly. "How is it unusual?" Lu Xuan asked leisurely. "The flowers here are not flowers at all." Zhang Ziyi smiled with longing in her eyes: "Real flowers bloom in the lush mountains and fields. "Ha~" Lu Xuan smiled and said, "Okay." Down with a glass of wine. Lu Xuan teased coquettishly: "As long as you can make me happy, I will take you to a romantic place in the mountains. Zhang Ziyi smiled slightly.

Lu Xuan burped drunkenly: "If you are the number one, what can you do?" Zhang Ziyi: "Dance~" "Oh? You come forward." Lu Xuan waved his hands. Zhang Ziyi acted like a blind man, stretched out his hands and stepped forward slowly. When he came to Lu Xuan. Lu Xuan lifted his foot against Zhang Ziyi's lower abdomen. Suddenly he pulled out his sword and patted Zhang Ziyi's face gently. Immediately raised Zhang Ziyi's chin. The sword walked down Zhang Ziyi's neck. When he reached the knotted button on the skirt of his clothes, he gently picked it up and opened the button, then slashed open the button below. The sword edge turned around, and he raised it sharply, and swung Zhang Ziyi's coat to the ground with one swing. in the air. "ah!!!" Zhang Ziyi, who had half of her shoulders exposed, was so frightened that her face turned pale and she hurriedly backed away. Zhang Ziyi hurriedly pulled up her long sleeves to cover her shoulders. Lu Xuan stretched out his hand and grabbed his long sleeve, "Hey? You don't understand the rules?" Lu Xuan clapped his hands. A group of singers came out carrying pipa, erhu and other musical instruments. The erhu prelude sounded. Zhang Ziyi danced gracefully and sang softly: "There is a beauty in the north~peerless and independent~look at the Qingren city~then look at the Qingren country~" Lu Xuan was attracted by the singing and dancing, and also hummed along: "I would rather not know that a beautiful city and a beautiful country are hard to come by..." When the song came to an end, Zhang Ziyi flicked her long sleeves, bowed her waist with her back to Lu Xuan, and performed a difficult dance move, while brushing her long sleeves on Lu Xuan's face. Lu Xuan's heart fluttered as he was teased. He took advantage of the situation and pulled his long sleeves, hugged Zhang Ziyi into his arms, and then pressed him to the floor... "ah!!!" The singing girls suddenly panicked and became a mess. At the same time, the spotlight went out and the stage went dark. Studio. [Ouch? What do you mean? Turn off the light at the critical moment???]

[Is this the end? Damn it! The directing team is really bad!!!] [Run away after flirting? Can you not do this? It will kill people!!!] [Bring me my 250-meter machete, I'm going to chop the director into mincemeat!!!] [International Chapter’s dancing is still stunning and makes my blood boil. 】 【Hey, Mr. Lu, Mr. Lu, you've screwed up my international chapter......】 [Beast! The International Chapter is your sister, why would you attack your sister? Do you want to be embarrassed? 】 [Have you forgotten that this is a performance? 】 [I watched "House of Flying Daggers" ten years ago, and I have long forgotten the plot. I only remember the famous scene where the International Chapter performs the sleeve dance, and the scene where Jin Sungwu teases her. But just now, I forgot about Jin Sungwu, Mr. Lu The romantic young master is so realistically portrayed. 】 [Similarly, I couldn't find a suitable adjective to express my acting skills. 】 【This is the highest state of acting, so real that you can't describe it!】 【Yaoshou! It turns out Mr. Lu really knows how to act, and he does so superbly. 】 [With such good acting skills, it would be a pity not to become an actor. 】 [I believe that Liu Yan's acting skills were taught by him, facts speak louder than words, I really have to believe it. 】 "Thank you, thank you teacher Zhang Ziyi and teacher Lu Xuan for their wonderful performance~ Yi Yi felt itchy in his heart. Only then did the entire audience come to their senses. He clapped his hands excitedly. "Come, please take two steps forward, Ziyi and Lu Xuan." Zhang Guoli called the two people forward. Seeing Lu Xuan's appearance, he couldn't help laughing: "Hey, Mr. Lu is so devoted? His mouth is full of lipstick, haha." Zhang Ziyi glanced sideways, covered her mouth and snickered, and quickly asked the staff to bring wet wipes. "Come on, let's ask the two instructors in the audience to comment. Zhang Guoli invited. "One word: cow!" Liu Ye gave Lu Xuan a thumbs up, "The male protagonist Jin Captou in "House of Flying Daggers" is handsome, charming, and suave. He disguises himself as a rich young man to have fun. We have seen many costume dramas, and the romantic rich young man is This kind of character setting, many people feel very wretched when acting." "But the feeling of Mr. Lu's performance is that there is three parts chic, three parts nobility and three parts conspiracy in the romance, because he is actually here to capture the singer played by Ziyi." "Also, Mr. Lu, doesn't he know Kung Fu? Your sword-drawing movements are very crisp and clean. You look professional at first sight. Also, you opened Ziyi's buttons and then lifted up her coat. The whole action was done in one go. "This movement seems simple, but it is actually very difficult. You can practice so well in just five minutes. This... I can't do it anyway."

When Liu Ye said this, he was interrupted by Zhang Ziyi on the stage. "Liu Ye, in fact, my brother didn't practice at all. It only lasted for 5 minutes. It would be great if he could change his clothes and put on his wig. How can he have time to practice? He performed completely on the spot. 0...Please give me flowers‥ Zhang Ziyi continued: "I was already prepared to flip over, just to give everyone a laugh, but I didn't expect that my brother just watched the edited video once and could memorize the lines word for word. . "Actually, I have forgotten some of the lines, and the dance moves. It has been more than ten years, how can I remember?" "But my brother was so immersed in the performance that I was completely involved in the story. I didn't even need to recall the lines and dance moves. They were all real subconscious reactions. "My brother and I are not performing, but enjoying the story and the stage." After Zhang Ziyi said this, applause broke out. Song Dandan nodded: "I am also the leading actor in "House of Flying Daggers". I played the role of the Madam of Peony Square. I remember that when filming this scene, Jin Chengwu failed many times. As Liu Ye said just now, Lu Xuan's The martial arts movements are very professional, and there is no trace of performance in the whole performance, just one word: true!" "I also want to say a few words." Chen Kexin raised his hand proactively, "Mr. Lu, I know you because I often see news about you, but I really didn't expect that you can also act. I would like to invite you to play the leading role in my next play, is that okay?" ... The actors sitting in the background waiting for the performance were envious. "Let's go home, let's retire. Is there any need to compare? Lu always comes to mess things up." "Yeah, he set the performance standard so high that I was afraid to go on stage." "I'm ashamed, I'm a major student who graduated from Chinese opera, and I have acted in operas for more than ten years, so I'm not as good as an amateur player." "Alas, hard work is nothing compared to talent." "Don't be discouraged. Mr. Lu can write songs, dance, martial arts, and write scripts. Regardless of guitar or piano, he is proficient in everything. This kind of person is a unique genius. If we compare with him, then Just stop living.” The actors were buzzing about it. Faced with Chen Kexin's request. Lu Xuan hasn't replied yet. Zhang Ziyi replied: "Director Chen, it's useless. I have invited my brother to debut in a movie and asked him to partner with me, but he was rejected ruthlessly. He has a low-key personality and only likes to work behind the scenes and does not like to appear in the public eye. Even this When I became a mentor for the first time, I begged repeatedly to keep him." "Is that so? Alas, it's a pity that there is one less artist in the entertainment industry." Chen Kexin was quite sorry. Finally, Zhang Guohe made a summary. "You guys are done talking, it's time for me to talk, I just want to ask, Lu Xuan, are you willing to be my son?" Ha ha. The whole audience was delighted.

As a son? Want me to recognize my father? You go ball! I have only one dream. That is my biological father who gave birth to me and raised me! Zhang Guoli saw that Lu Xuan did not reply. He changed his words again: "It's okay if you don't recognize me as your brother. Everyone laughed. That's about the same. But you are too old. You are over sixty. Save it! "Okay, okay, Mr. Guoli, stop teasing my brother." Zhang Ziyi smoothed things over for Lu Xuan: "Today is the mentor group match. Some of Liu Yan, Zhou Wei, Ling Xiaosu and Peng Peng will stay, and some will be eliminated. Let's not waste time and move on to B."

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