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Chapter 12: If I don’t Photoshop the picture, do you really think I look like this?

Room 303, Unit 1, Building C, Xingfu Community. It was a dark and small room, and the floor was covered with junk food packaging bags. On the shiny yellow fabric sofa, a huge meat ball is rolling around! "Ah-ah-ah-" "Damn Lin Bulang, how dare you block me?!" After Ma Yinjiao found out that she had been blocked by "Lin Bulang", she almost died of anger! A pair of little radish-like jiojios stomped on the floor crazily! It shook the chandelier downstairs and frightened the family into thinking there was an earthquake! "We, little fairies, are the only ones who bully black people! No one dares to bully us!" "I'm going to make you pay!"

She immediately picked up her phone, typed skillfully, and posted a short essay in the owner group: 【Sisters! I was harassed by Lin Bulangxing! 】 [He said that he has admired me for a long time and is willing to take care of me for the rest of his life. He hopes that I can come to his home! 】 【I am too naive and kind! She believed his sweet words and sent him a beautiful private photo under his persuasion! 】 【result! He blocked me as soon as he received the photo! 】 [When I think that my beautiful private photos are still in the hands of that pervert, I don’t know what he will do to my photos, I feel so angry! 】 【He is a liar! Sisters, don’t believe him! To avoid being deceived in vain! 】 [@林布兰] After a while, Lin Lang's cell phone kept ringing. It turned out that the owners of Xingfu Community were crazy about him. He was bored and went in to take a look. I found that those people were criticizing me again. But you haven’t posted an advertisement in the group today? Lin Lang was a little puzzled. As a result, after scrolling for a while, I saw the message from Ma Yinjiao. He was immediately speechless! Ma Yinjiao said he was a liar, but Lin Lang didn't care. But he actually said that he had admired her for a long time? Lin Lang couldn't bear it anymore!

I sent a few messages directly to the group: [We will take in the girl and provide food and accommodation. This announcement is valid for a long time! 】 With today’s breakfast: 【picture】 [PS: But please be careful about your appearance! Don’t dirty my eyes with your bare body of more than 300 pounds, I’m too fat even for refining oil] As soon as this news came out, the owners suddenly became uneasy: 【Fuck! More than three hundred kilograms, isn’t this a sow becoming a sperm? 】 [Do you really weigh more than three hundred pounds? @Ginkgo Dream] [I have never seen anyone who weighs 300 pounds. Can you send me a photo to show my respect? @Ginkgo Dream] … "Damn it! Damn it! Ahhhh——" He finally gained the upper hand in public opinion. Lin Bulang actually reversed the situation with just one sentence? ! Why don’t you care how much I weigh! Is this the point? The point is that he harassed Lao Niangxing! Ma Yinjiao was so anxious that she stamped jiojio like crazy at home again! Click! The floor is cracked. [The current network environment really disappoints me] [What qualifications do you have to define a girl’s beauty! 】 After posting these two messages in the group. Ma Yinjiao turned on Do Not Disturb group messaging. But after thinking about it, she became more and more unable to swallow this breath. So, she found property manager Wang Lianda in the group and sent a private message: 【Manager Wang! You fought bravely with Lin Bulang in the group several times before. I knew you were an upright person! Now, everyone has been dazzled by Lin Bulang's material scam! I can only believe you! Please help me! 】 Previously, Wang Lianda publicly asked "Lin Bulang" to donate materials several times in the owner group, and received support from many people. However, Lin Bulang ignored him and didn't even reply to his messages.

This makes Wang Lianda very embarrassed! Especially now that most people in the group are kneeling and licking Lin Bulang crazily. This is undoubtedly a slap in Wang Lianda's face! So Ma Yinjiao guessed that Wang Lianda must hate this Lin Bulang! He can just take advantage of this to make Wang Lianda stand firmly on his side! After a while, Wang Lianda replied: [I have said before that Lin Bulang is an out-and-out villain! Sooner or later you will be deceived by him! It's a pity that no one has believed me. Now you finally know that I am right? 】 Ma Yinjiao was overjoyed! Sure enough, this Wang Lianda had a deep resentment towards Lin Bulang! Now I only need to pretend to be pitiful and coax this Wang Lianda to completely provoke a conflict between him and Lin Bulang! But the next second, Wang Lianda sent another message: [Do you really weigh three hundred pounds? Can you post a photo? I have never seen such an awesome figure! 】 "Fuck!" Ma Yinjiao's face suddenly turned green with anger! "How many kilograms I have is none of your business! Our little fairies were called Qianjin in ancient times, which means one thousand and one kilograms! The fatter we are, the more valuable we are!" But now she definitely couldn't admit it, so she replied to Wang Lianda: 【How is that possible! She only weighs 90 pounds, so she has a slightly chubby figure! It was Lin Bulang who maliciously smeared the family! Manager Wang, you must make the decision for me! 】 After saying that, she sent Wang Lianda a photo. She spent several days carefully photoshopping this photo before, and I guarantee she doesn’t even recognize her own mother! In the photo, she has a plump figure, charming eyebrows, and at least a six-point appearance. Sure enough, Wang Lianda immediately replied: [That Lin Bulang went too far. He actually spread rumors about you, a simple and beautiful girl! 】 【Let’s do this! Come to the property department and I'll make the decision for you! 】 Seeing this, Ma Yinjiao couldn't help but sneer: "Hmph! Without the photos, you really think I look like this!" So the reply: [Okay Manager Wang, I’m coming over right now. Don’t bully me! 】 … Unit 101, Building C, Property Department of Xingfu Community.

Wang Lianda was sitting in the monitoring room, already distracted and very proud: "Lin Bulang, you are trash!" "Do you still need to provide food and shelter to attract women?" "Look at me, I don't do anything, and naturally a beautiful woman comes to my door! This is called being capable!" He couldn't wait to untie his pants in advance, just waiting for the arrival of that lovely little beauty... What he didn't know was. At this time, a door to a room on the third floor opened. A "meat tank" squeezed out of the narrow door frame! Rumble—— Every time she took a step, the building would shake slightly! Even those mutated bugs hiding in the dark. Seeing such a huge creature, he didn't dare to step forward easily, but hid and shivered! "Huh? Why is the elevator broken?" Ma Yinjiao roughly pressed the elevator button several times, but there was no response. So he complained dissatisfiedly. "The only option is to take the stairs. Fortunately, it's downstairs and the floor is not high." So she shook off her fat body and walked down the stairs. Step by step. Boom boom boom! Ten minutes later. Panting, Ma Yinjiao finally walked to the monitoring room of the property department. Push the door open with a bang and go in! Wang Lianda was expecting the 90-pound little beauty to come to his door, but he was completely caught off guard by such a giant thing! He couldn't help being startled, and hurriedly lifted his pants and shouted: "Fuck! Who are you?" Ma Yinjiao stood at the door, glanced at Wang Lianda with some disgust, and thought to herself: "Why is he a bald, greasy uncle? Forget it, you can use it for a while!" So he said in a delicate voice:

"Manager Wang, this is Ginkgo Dream! I just sent you a photo!" "Fuck!" Wang Lianda was dumbfounded and subconsciously glanced at the photos and chat history on his phone, "Didn't you say you only weigh ninety pounds?!" "I did only weigh ninety pounds a few decades ago, but because I was in a bad mood during this period and ate too much, I gained a little weight..." Ma Yinjiao said with a shy look. "Is this called Yidudiu? It's almost 500 kilograms!" Wang Lianda couldn't help roaring. And even if you are a little fatter, you can still tolerate it. The key is that you are too ugly, right? The dark, inferior makeup on her face was all washed away by the greasy sweat, and she looked like a lump of cake! No matter what, he won't be able to speak! "You, you, you, go! I will find a way to help you..." You can hear the words! Ma Yinjiao's expression changed: "What nonsense are you talking about, you inferior man! You don't even look at what you look like, bald and with a beer belly! You're lucky that I like you! Whatever you say today, you have to make me feel happy!" Talking! She rushed over in stride, pushed Wang Lianda to the ground, and started to take off his clothes frantically! Wang Lianda resisted desperately. But under Ma Yinjiao's hands, his physique was like that of a chicken, completely powerless to resist! "Save-life-ah-"

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