Chapter 167: Find a Skilled One
As Bai Yu took the initiative, Zhu Zhuqing began to let out soft gasps.
"Ah! My clothes, I'm still wearing my clothes!"
"It's fine, it's this very outfit that I want! But you can change into a pair of stockings another day, those things boost attack speed!"
The golden sword pierced the peach blossom pistil; she dared not speak loudly, but secretly frowned.
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At noon the next day, Bai Yu walked out of Zhu Zhuqing's room, his eyes vacant. He was not only mentally exhausted but also physically a bit weary.
"Damn it, I'm resting today. To hell with the Soul Convergence Seal!"
Bai Yu muttered to himself as he walked. He had anticipated today's situation. Yesterday, when he was still in the Star Dou Great Forest, he had instructed Da Ming and the Bright Butterfly Emperor that if he didn't arrive within half an hour, the Spirit Beasts should disperse directly.
So, even if he didn't go, there wouldn't be a bunch of Spirit Beasts foolishly waiting there.
Bai Yu was just about to find a place to catch up on sleep, but before he had walked far, his steps halted, and his eyelids twitched slightly.
At a different time and a different place, yet the same scene appeared before Bai Yu: Ning Rongrong and Dai Mubai, one after another, blocked his path.
"Bai Yu, yesterday was Zhuqing's turn, so it should be mine today, right? How annoying, if she hadn't won, it should have been me yesterday!"
"Don't stand me up, or I'll get angry!"
Ning Rongrong jogged up to Bai Yu, wrapped her arms around his arm, and said in a spoiled tone.
Bai Yu raised a hand to cover his face, sighing. What a sin, this blessing of having multiple women is truly not that easy to enjoy.
To be honest, he even felt like running away now, letting Gu Yuena teleport him to the Star Dou Great Forest, and staying there for ten days to half a month before returning.
"Haha, alright, it just so happens that I'm not going out today. After I have lunch, I'll come find you this afternoon."
After Bai Yu finished speaking, he sighed inwardly, feeling hypocritical! Indeed, human nature is to be stubborn; what is thought in the heart is completely different from what is said aloud.
Ning Rongrong grinned. She didn't care what Bai Yu was thinking; as long as he agreed, nothing else mattered.
"Then it's settled, no backing out! I'll go back and wait for you first. The horny tiger seems to be looking for you; he's been watching over there for a long time."
After Ning Rongrong left, Bai Yu turned to look at Dai Mubai and asked expressionlessly:
"Mubai, didn't I give you the cultivation technique? What kind of trouble are you stirring up again?"
A hint of envy flashed in Dai Mubai's eyes. This dog-like Bai Yu truly had endless romantic encounters, even busier than his imperial father.
But he only thought for a moment before shaking his head and shaking off those thoughts. He had already decided to castrate himself, so why dwell on this matter?
"Hehe, Bai Ge, I came to you for a small matter. It's just... do you know how to cut that thing, and do it well?"
Bai Yu's mouth twitched. He looked at Dai Mubai incredulously. This guy, was he missing a screw in his head?
"I don't know. What are you thinking, coming to ask me? How could I possibly know about this?"
Dai Mubai's face fell. He also had no choice; coming to Bai Yu was a desperate measure, as he couldn't find anyone else.
"Bai Ge, I'm out of options! After I went back yesterday, I realized something: I don't know how to cut it!"
"I can't just violently remove it like Master Yu, can I? That won't do! Tang San said that Master Yu can't even hold his urine now and has to wear something like a woman. I don't want to end up like that!"
Bai Yu's eyelids twitched. Was Gang Zi really that miserable now? No wonder, he always smelled a faint, indescribable odor on him before.
"Hmm, I understand, but I really don't know how to do this. However, there's a way. Don't forget, this is Heaven Dou City."
"Here, the number of commoners who can't make a living each year and want to enter the palace is probably not small. You can go out and inquire; you should be able to find a professional."
Dai Mubai's eyes lit up. That's right, this was the imperial city! There must be many people who knew how to castrate. It shouldn't be hard to find a skilled one by asking around!
Dai Mubai then exchanged a few pleasantries with Bai Yu and rushed out of the academy. Bai Yu shook his head behind him, secretly thinking that good words cannot persuade a person determined to die, and turned to go to the dining hall.
When he arrived at the dining hall, he found that there was a commotion there too. Tang San was fighting with a burly student, and Ma Hongjun and Oscar were cheering loudly from the sidelines.
Xiao Wu was also there, silently packing several meals, probably sent by Ning Rongrong.
"Oh, so lively? What's going on?"
"Haha, good afternoon, Bai Ge! Let me tell you, see that gorilla fighting with Tang San? He actually wants to pursue Xiao Wu!"
"Then Tang San got upset and told him to stay away from Xiao Wu. I didn't expect that kid to be quite arrogant, so the two of them started fighting."
Seeing Bai Yu approach, Ma Hongjun, the professional gossip-eater, immediately became the commentator, explaining the cause and effect to Bai Yu.
Bai Yu blinked. Pursuing Xiao Wu? It seemed there really was such a thing. What was that kid's name again? Tai... Tai Long?
Xiao Wu also saw Bai Yu, and a smile immediately appeared on her face. She ran over and asked:
"Bai Yu, are you here to eat? That's great, Rongrong and I were just about to look for you. Let's go to Zhuqing's place together."
Bai Yu looked at Xiao Wu with pity. This silly rabbit was completely fooled by Ning Rongrong. She had already come to find him. He then waved his hand and said:
"Zhuqing isn't up yet, so there's no need to go to her place. Let her rest a bit. We'll go to Rongrong's."
Hearing Bai Yu's words, Xiao Wu's face showed enlightenment, and a blush appeared on her cheeks. That's right, based on her personal experience, how could Zhuqing possibly be able to get up now?
"Alright then, we'll go to Rongrong's. Bai Yu, come over and help me carry the food."
Bai Yu nodded, picked up the food with Xiao Wu, and was about to leave.
Neither of them noticed that while they were chatting, Tang San and Tai Long had stopped fighting and were staring at them with grim expressions.
And Ma Hongjun and Oscar's eyes were wide, the gossip they were witnessing made their heads spin.
"Wait, Xiao Wu, you haven't answered me yet, do you want to be my girlfriend or not!"
Tai Long saw Bai Yu and Xiao Wu about to leave and immediately stepped forward to block them, staring intently at Xiao Wu as he asked.
Bai Yu raised an eyebrow and chuckled softly.
"Heh heh, Xiao Wu, who is this gorilla? Your suitor? I didn't expect you to be quite popular."
Xiao Wu rolled her eyes and said unhappily:
"How would I know who he is? I came over to pack some food earlier, and this guy said he liked me, like he was sick."
Bai Yu shrugged and continued walking past Tai Long.
"Since you don't know him, let's go. Rongrong is waiting, and I'm hungry too."
Seeing that Bai Yu and Xiao Wu completely ignored him, Tai Long immediately became displeased.
"Stop right there! You must agree to be my girlfriend today!"
