Chapter 467: Chapter 468 This child from whose family is so annoying!
He furrowed his handsome eyebrows, appearing deeply distressed and anxious, “Sigh, Uncle, as you know, Brother Yao is my team leader. He’s unloved by his father and mother. Having a dad who behaves like he has none is worse than actually having no father, leaving him all alone and pitiful, like a drifting duckweed. Now, he’s even gotten injured and turned into a cripple, which makes him even more pitiful. If I don’t look after him, who will?”
He looked at Gu Junzhu with sincere and affectionate eyes, “Uncle, believe me, I was delayed from visiting you because I felt so sorry for Brother Yao. In my heart, you and my grandfather will always be the most important. More important than my own life!”
“Eh?” Xiao Shumiao tilted his face and looked at him, blinking his eyes, “Big Brother, if your uncle and grandfather are the most important to you, then why didn’t you visit your uncle for the sake of Brother Yao?”
Qiao Zui: “…!”
Whose kid is this anyway?
Why is he so annoying!
Kids should know their place and not interrupt adults when they’re talking! Understand?
“Go on, keep making stuff up!” Gu Junzhu crossed his arms, letting out a cold laugh, “You can’t even fool a five-year-old, yet you still attempt to fool me?”
“Wow, you’re five years old?” Qiao Zui opened his peach blossom eyes wide in surprise, looking down at Xiao Shumiao, “Little Pea, you’re so short. I thought you were only three years old!”
Xiao Shumiao’s face turned red in anger, “You are the one who’s three years old! Dad said that I just develop a little slower. When I grow up, I’ll be taller than you! Humph!”
Xiao Shumiao, upset, ran to Ling Yue’s side, grabbed his hand, and pointed at Qiao Zui, “Brother Xiaoyue, see, no wonder mom said we should not judge people by their appearances. The big brother who is prettier than sister is actually very ugly inside! Mom said we should not point out people’s shortcomings. I’m already sad that I’m short, but he still pokes fun at my sadness. He’s terrible!”
“…” Qiao Zui’s mouth twitched.
Whose kid is this after all?
He may be small, but his logic is pretty clear.
But how is his inner self ugly?
Isn’t he obviously perfect both inside and out?
Ling Yue patted Xiao Shumiao’s head, comforting him, “Don’t be sad, Shu. He’s just not very smart and doesn’t know how to speak properly. He didn’t mean it.”
Qiao Zui: “…”
This is even worse than saying he meant it.
Who’s not very smart now?
He has an IQ of 208!
Which family do these two kids belong to?
They are so annoying!
He rolled up his sleeves, “Whose children are these? Why don’t the adults take care of them? I’ll go find them, it’s not right to let kids behave like this! They’ve lost all their childlike innocence and speak like adults, absolutely unadorable!”
Gu Junzhu chuckled and beckoned to Xiao Shumiao.
Xiao Shumiao quickly ran to his side, hugged his thigh, and looked up, “Dad!”
“…!” Qiao Zui staggered back, nearly kneeling, “Da…Dad?”
Gu Junzhu gave him a cool side glance, “Please, even if you love me that much, I’m still your uncle, don’t call me dad, I’m afraid my brother-in-law will rise from his coffin to look for me at night.”
Qiao Zui: “…”
It’s been two years, but his little uncle’s tongue has gotten even sharper!
But what about this little pea?
Two years ago when he came back on vacation, his uncle didn’t even have a girlfriend. Now he already has a five-year-old son?
Qiao Zui looked at Ye Xingbei and then at Xiao Shumiao, his peach blossom eyes wide open, feeling as if he had traveled through time.
It’s said that there are parallel worlds in this universe.