Chapter 36: Chapter 36: What Should I Do If I Feel That The Fifth Lord of Gu Is Scolding People?
Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
“It’s all Uncle’s fault!” The little friend Ye Yiyang rolled his eyes at Ye Xingli: “Uncle took advantage of my sleep and carried me onto the airplane. Otherwise, I wouldn’t have left mom!”
Little Yiyang shook Ye Xingbei around his neck and said, “Mom, mom, should we go to the police station to report Uncle for child abduction? Let Uncle eat prison food. Kidnapping a child is punishable by three to ten years in prison. Uncle eats a lot; if he’s jailed for three years, our family can save a ton of food!”
Ye Xingli, coughing up blood, slapped his chubby little butt, “You ungrateful little bunny! Who in our family spoils you the most? You’re actually selling out your Uncle who spoils you the most just to save some food. Do you even have a conscience left?”
Little friend Ye Yiyang made a face at him, his pale, little arms clinging to Ye Xingbei’s neck, leaning toward Ye Xingbei’s ear, saying “secret” words intentionally loud enough for Ye Xingli to hear: “Mom, mom, I’ll whisper to you, don’t tell Uncle! Uncle purposely stole me from you just to get you here to do some labor! Uncle didn’t want to work, so he took me away. You’d come to find me, which means doing his work, then he gets to be the carefree boss! He can run off to enjoy himself!”
Ye Xingli:”…”
Who could tell him why this five-year-old pup knew so much?
His image of a wise and mighty leader!
Unknowingly, he was completely ruined!
Seeing Ye Xingli’s tearful look, Ye Xingbei endured a burst of laughter so hard that his stomach hurt. He patted little friend Yiyang’s butt, “Alright, baby, don’t tease Uncle anymore! If you keep teasing him, Uncle is going to cry!”
Ye Xingli cooperatively wiped his face, pretending to be on the verge of crying.
Little friend Ye Yiyang turned his beautiful eyes, leaned over and with a cute, puckered “mwah,” kissed Ye Xingli’s face, “Uncle don’t cry, I was just messing with you! Mom is soft-hearted, she won’t get mad, so that’s why I said that! When Uncle comes back, I’ll tell him it was me who clung to your leg and cried and fussed until you agreed to take me back to the country. That way, Uncle won’t spank you. Uncle, don’t cry, Xiao Shu still cares about you!”
Before Ye Xingli could speak, Gu Junzhu could no longer help himself and burst out laughing.
“…” The dejected Ye Xingli covered his face, imagining a stampede of thousands of mythical beasts in his mind.
His life-long reputation was completely ruined today!
Little friend Ye Yiyang’s beautiful eyes shone with curiosity, settled on Gu Junzhu’s face, and asked Ye Xingbei: “Mom, mom, who is this handsome uncle? He’s even better-looking than Uncle!”
Ye Xingli:”…”
Dear nephew, can you not twist the knife in your Uncle’s heart?
Were you the leader of the Dagger Sect in your past life, huh?
A professional dagger-twister for a hundred years!
Ye Xingbei glanced at Gu Junzhu, her cheeks flushed. She stammered: “He, he, he…he is…”
“I’m your dad!” Gu Junzhu saw Ye Xingbei couldn’t speak, so he intervened: “Xiao Shu, I’m your dad!”
In Ye Xingbei’s mind, bullet screens were filled with the sentence: “I’m your dad! I’m your dad! I’m your dad!”
It took her great effort not to yell at Gu Junzhu: “I’m your dad!”
She always felt like Fifth Lord Gu was cursing someone.. What to do? TAT