Chapter 215: Chapter 216: Laugh to Death
Translator: 549690339
In front of their child, she still needed to maintain Gu Junzhu’s dignity.
Moreover, it is wrong to nickname people, and it would not be good for the child to pick up such habits.
Unfortunately, the child was naturally sharp and hard to fool. His eyes sparkled as he moved his hands from his eyes and grasped Gu Junzhu’s face, cheerfully asking, “Dad, if you’re a piglet, is Xiao Shu a tiny piglet? Xiao Shu likes pigs, chubby and adorable pigs!”
Gu Junzhu:
Ye Xingbei:”…”
Coughing, Gu Junzhu asked, “Baby, do you think Dad looks like a pig?”
The little one tilted his head and thought very seriously for a while, then regretfully shook his head, “No… Daddy looks like the Big Golden Dragon, majestic and pretty!”
“Right?” Gu Junzhu raised his eyebrows in pride, throwing a glance at Ye Xingbei, “I think your mom resembles a pig more… she can eat!”
Ye Xingbei blushed and glared at him, “Gu, Jun, Zhu!”
He had an internal injury that limited his food intake, while she was a food lover who could eat plenty without gaining weight.
So oddly, their food intake was roughly equal.
That a young girl could eat as much as a grown man, made her wonder who should be more embarrassed.
In any case, because of this, they often teased each other.
Now he’s actually called her a pig in front of their son!
This was too much!
Seeing her flushed, rosy cheeks even more enchanting, Gu Junzhu couldn’t help but tease her, whispering in her ear, “Honey, what’s wrong with being a pig? Pigs reproduce! You could just give birth to a litter for me, and we wouldn’t have to worry about having a third, fourth, or fifth child!”
“…” Ye Xingbei slapped him, “Get lost!”
Gu Junzhu exaggeratedly fell back on the bed, laughing until he was out of breath.
The little one didn’t understand what his parents were saying, but seeing his daddy so happy, he jumped onto Gu Junzhu to join in his silly laughter.
Gu Junzhu hugged him, laying him on the small pillow and kissing him, “Good night, sweetheart.”
The little one obediently nodded, kissed Gu Junzhu and then Ye Xingbei, grabbed their hands, closed his eyes, and fell asleep with a sweet smile, “Good night, Mommy and Daddy!”
They both leaned over to kiss him, “Good night, sweetheart.”
Feeling incredibly happy, the little one wriggled with joy and quickly fell asleep.
Once the boy was asleep, Gu Junzhu pressed Ye Xingbei beneath him, kissed her, “Ye Piglet, shall we agree to have a litter of piglets in the future?”
Ye Xingbei:”… Get lost!”
Gu Junzhu gazed at her tenderly with his captivating eyes, “Honey, you’re so beautiful!”
“Go away! Don’t think sweet words will make me compromise!” Ye Xingbei, blushing, pushed him over onto the bed, “This is my mom’s boudoir! If you dare to lay a hand on me here, I’ll file for divorce tomorrow!”
Gu Junzhu rubbed her head, sighed, and looked at her like she was a clueless child, “Honey, didn’t anyone tell you that you shouldn’t bring up divorce without a reason? It can affect the relationship.”
Ye Xingbei sneered and shot him a look, “Fifth Lord of Gu, you’re overthinking it. I don’t even have feelings for you.”
What feelings could be affected if there were none to begin with?
She found this laughable..