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Crosstalk: Stop playing with your uncle!

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Chapter 97: Qi Long is single

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Chapter 97: Qi Long is single

Chapter 97 Qi Long is single Time flies, and in the blink of an eye, the secret couple special of "The Comedy Club" was aired. #齐龙张婉懿# became a hot topic. The interaction between the two was very natural. They held hands, interlocked fingers, and leaned on each other's shoulders without any shyness. Netizens have said that it is no wonder that the nephew, partner and another female guest all suspected that the two of them were really dating, it didn’t seem like they were acting? In particular, some netizens have turned into frame starers, specifically looking for those facial expression details. For example, when Zhang Wanyi was singing a drum song, Qi Long, who was usually very noisy during variety show recordings, just watched quietly with a smile on his face. When Zhang Wanyi saw Gao Dongqiang knock Qi Long down, her smile instantly disappeared and turned into worry. Also, look at each other for a second, smile, and then look away. When Qi Long was answering the questions, the first person he looked at was Zhang Wanyi, and when Zhang Wanyi was answering the questions, the first person she looked at was also Qi Long. Various details were dug out by netizens, and they all turned into experts, looking for sweets in various ways. Not only netizens, but also actors from Deyun Society were supporting him. When Qi Long went backstage, they were all holding their phones and laughing, standing up to greet him and making faces.

"What are you doing?" "Uncle, you're on the hot search!" Guo Qilin said with a smile. Qi Long didn't care: "Yes, I have done it several times!" The champion of the crosstalk competition, the national football commentator attacked them, CCTV's Zhu Guangquan became a rhyme maniac after listening to Qi Long's crosstalk, the game carnival crosstalk performance, Qi Long of Deyun Comedy Club is really good at having fun, Deyun's bad master, Qi Long digging coal in Sa Beining, etc. There are many hot searches. "This time it's different, hehe!" Gao Dongqiang took out his mobile phone to share with him! Wow, netizens have started swearing in their comments. Better, or something like that: [If they're not real, I'll stand on my head and eat X! ] "How come there are still people who eat and drink for free?" Qi Long said casually. Some people are even more ruthless: [Not really, I live streamed a five-speed electric fan.] "This is a ruthless person!" Some even said: [If it’s not real, just die for them to see.] Qi Long was completely overwhelmed: "Netizens are so cruel!" "I think the netizens' analysis is correct. The girl must be interested in you, and you also have a good impression of her, right?" Gao Dongqiang showed him the various details that netizens discovered by staring at the frame. Qi Long did not deny it and nodded. He is a person who likes traditional arts. How could he not like the drum music that Zhang Wanyi learned, which was both beautiful and artistic? Uh, okay, art is still a little bit short. "So you guys should hurry up and make more plans to go out together, have dinner, watch a movie, then everything will be fine, right?" Gao Dongqiang suggested. The other nephews also acted as military advisors and told their uncle to hang out in the drum music club when he had nothing to do. After all, it was their own club and they could come and go as they pleased. They could meet more often and establish relationships as soon as possible. Qi Long asked them to stop talking. He said he had been there several times, secretly, to watch her study and even brought her food. Gao Dongqiang directly attacked with a throat choke, showing that he was not a good brother and he didn't even know about this! Not only did they urge him, but Qi Long also received WeChat messages from his parents, Dong Qiang's parents, Guo Degang and Wang Hui, Lord Hou, Brother Qian, and many of his nephews in a very short period of time.

Even Sa Beining asked him curiously if he was really in love. Qi Long replied immediately, we are working hard on it, don’t worry. "We chat every day and even make voice calls. Don't worry about it!" Qi Long waved his hand and asked them to leave. "Uncle master, you can't beat her every day. Why don't you try not to beat her today!" Yan Hexiang suggested. Qi Long was puzzled: "Why?" "It's a test. When she can't help but look for you, it means it's done. But you have to be careful, you can't say that you forgot to call her or that you were too busy, like you were writing a script or something like that." Although Yan Hexiang doesn't have a girlfriend, he is quite experienced. Qi Long nodded: "Okay, then I won't call today. I'll just say I'm writing a script and forgot the time and come directly to the small theater to perform!" Afterwards, Qi Long, who was backstage, opened Zhang Wanyi's chat message bar many times. Seeing the words wishing him a smooth performance in the small theater, he wanted to reply, but he held back. After he and Dongqiang finished the closing performance and the encore, not long after the end, his cell phone rang. 【Do do do mi mi mi sob sob do do do do do do.】 The WeChat ringtone in other people's ears sounded like musical notes in Qi Long's ears. He looked at the caller and it was Zhang Wanyi. Qi Long glanced at the crosstalk performers who were surrounding him, and immediately wanted to go out with his phone in hand, but Gao Dongqiang would not let him do so. As soon as he stretched out his hand, Qi Long was held down: "Take the call here, we will give you advice!" Qi Long had no choice but to click the connect button. "Master, are you busy today?" Qi Long followed the script: "Uh, yes, I'm busy with work, writing a script. What script? The one for the Double Eleven Gala, yes, yes, yes." Fortunately, I was really copying crosstalk, otherwise it would have been exposed, right? After explaining this, the two fell into silence. In the past, Zhang Wanyi would talk about her drum music practice, and Qi Long would tell jokes, and they would share experiences and get to know each other, but today it was awkward. What do comedians fear the most? A dull performance! The atmosphere was dull and he had to find a way to liven it up, but Gao Dongqiang kept nudging him with his elbow. Qi Long spoke up: "You should be very kind, right?" As soon as he finished speaking, Qi Long regretted it. The people around him were also confused and puzzled. The always humorous uncle actually made a mistake. Your crosstalk has just been broadcast. Zhang Wanyi has also watched the crosstalk. It was mentioned in the crosstalk. There is really nothing to praise for your kindness. Why did your brain not work well today and you came up with such a topic? "Um, that's not what I meant. What I meant is that you can't bear to watch some netizens who swore a poisonous oath fulfill it, right?" There was silence on the other side. Qi Long laughed and said, "I'm just kidding. I'm telling you, there was a very kind-hearted master who couldn't stand beggars. He was kind-hearted, so he asked his butler to drive away all the beggars nearby. Let's..." Qi Long was still trying to get back to the topic when the other party suddenly said, "I do!" ??? This time it was Qi Long's turn to remain silent. Is this what happened? "Ohhhhhh!" The people around reacted quickly and cheered immediately. "Huh?" Zhang Wanyi asked puzzledly. Everyone fell silent immediately, and Qi Long explained: "They were just rehearsing crosstalk, and I'm willing to do it too!" "Ohhh! Ahhh!" There were a lot of screams coming from the other side.

Obviously, both of them were surrounded by spectators and witnesses. Just like that, Qi Long officially ended his single life. He treated his own witness to a meal, and the next day he went to the Drum Music Society to treat the other party's witness to a meal. On the way back, the two of them naturally held hands and went back! "We need to meet more often!" Qi Long said. "Ok!" "You are still a student and have to attend classes frequently. I should go to Tianjin more often. It just so happens that I am planning to buy a car!" Qi Long said. "Buying a car, aren't you afraid of cars?" Qi Long can drive, but he had a car accident while sitting on the passenger seat. He hasn’t driven since he recovered. He even has a little fear of the passenger seat, which is the case with people who fear ropes for ten years after being bitten by a snake once. So every time Qi Long and Dong Qiang rode in someone else's car, Dong Qiang would occupy the passenger seat without leaving any trace. When Dongqiang drives, he will pile dumbbells and fitness equipment on the passenger seat, so that Qilong can sit in the back seat naturally. Zhang Wanyi heard Qi Long say this on the phone, and she envied their brotherhood. Now that she thinks about it, that envy seems to be a bit jealous. But they really have a good relationship and their sexual orientation is normal. "It's convenient to drive. I just need to drive slowly. I have to overcome it. I'll get one when I come back from this business trip!" This business trip is to attend the Double Eleven Gala. The success of the crosstalk performance at the previous Game Carnival Party has led to Qi Long and Dong Qiang receiving invitations to other parties, such as this Double Eleven Party. In the past, November 11 was Singles' Day spontaneously set by netizens. Merchants found the opportunity and turned this day into a shopping carnival. The prices of things in online stores all dropped, consumption amounts hit new highs, and e-commerce platforms even held evening parties and invited various celebrities to support. Qi Long and Dong Qiang were also invited to perform a crosstalk. Qi Long was well prepared for this. There was a crosstalk called "Supermarket" in another world, and he could just add some padding and use it directly. The introduction part was also thought out. Let Dongqiang show the traditional shouting first. Qi Long said that it was outdated. The current shouting is: [Three, two, one, link up! ] The Double Eleven Gala was attended by many big names, and Qi Long and others' crosstalk was ranked relatively high. Just like in a crosstalk special, the bigger the name, the further back it is ranked. Although Qi Long and Dong Qiang are now well-known because of their variety shows, their status is still not as high as those veteran stars! But one of their previous shows also featured a big-name actor, Huang Bo! They are not ranked at the front because their cards are not big enough, but they have to rush to the scene and have scenes to watch, so they arranged the performance early. "Is Mr. Huang Bai such a good singer?" Dong Qiang was a little surprised when he heard Huang Bai singing the high notes. Qi Long nodded: "You may not know, but Mr. Huang Bo debuted as a singer and even released a folk album." "Ah? I didn't expect that." He didn't ask Qi Long how he knew that. It must be that the funny actor found out who was in the previous scene, so he looked up the information and prepared to take over. Qi Long smiled and said, "You know what, the singing is quite nice!" After Huang Bo finished singing a rock song, he sang another theme song of his popular TV series, "The Light of Righteousness". The chorus part, "The light of righteousness shines on the earth!" is inexplicably brainwashing. After Huang Bo finished singing, it was Qi Long and Dong Qiang's turn. "Next, let's invite crosstalk artists Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang to perform the crosstalk "I Want to Bring Goods"!" Qi Long and Dong Qiang walked onto the stage and the audience applauded.

"Teacher Huang Bo just sang two songs!" "Correct!" “You sang really well, but there’s one thing I don’t quite understand!” "What don't you understand?" "It is said that you reap what you sow, but why is his song about 'you reap what you sow'? This doesn't conform to the rules." "I am the [Light of Righteousness]!" Gao Dongqiang corrected. Qi Long suddenly realized: "Oh, the light of righteousness? That makes sense. This song is a song of positive energy." "Correct!" "If you don't get up early, the light of righteousness will shine on your big ass!" "Go! Shine upon the earth!" The audience laughed. The newly made joke looked pretty good. Since the evening party was not broadcast on TV but on the Internet, there were some requirements on the scale, but they were not particularly strict. There was nothing wrong with saying something like "bathing your butt in the sun". "You're wrong. Mr. Huang Bo sings really well. I heard he debuted as a singer. Hey, a talented singer who was delayed by his acting career!" "That is!" "In comparison, Mr. Sun Honglei, whom we met backstage, was different!" "Why is it different?" "Luckily he's an actor, otherwise he would be a huge threat to society. A gangster who is bound by his acting career! Ruan Jingtian is the same as him!" Sun Honglei and Ruan Jingtian were both actors in this show, and they also knew Qi Long. At this moment, they were watching the TV backstage and laughing. I’ve said before that I don’t want the emotional scenes to take up too much time, so the sooner you plan on doing it the sooner it’s done!   (End of this chapter)

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