Chapter 86 The special session ends After visiting all the hells, Qi Long said that he didn't want to go anywhere. Horse-faced Demon got angry and told him that if he didn't make his own choice, he would be sentenced and convicted, and then he would have no say over where to go. Changing the map from hell to Yama Palace, as soon as the King of Hell came out, Qi Long saw the familiar bearded Zhu Hecong. "Well, in this hell, Meng Hetang's grandmother is Meng Po, and Zhu Hecong's father is the judge?" "I said you are Zhu Hecong's father? The judge said slowly: That's nonsense." He said this while Zhu Hecong was in a listless state on the stage. "Wow, this state definitely has something to do with it." Qi Long nodded vigorously: "Yeah, I think so too. I told you that you are Zhu Hecong's father (changed to Zhu Hecong) Don't say anymore, I have no descendants left in this world, (Qi Long) you are (Zhu Hecong) Shut up" Here, Qi Long began to blink violently, indicating that the judge was winking at him. "I'm so smart. I understood it right away. All right, now I'm not afraid anymore. I've got the judge's handle. If he asks me if I know the crime, I'll say I don't know. If he dares to sentence me heavily, I'll reveal the fact that his son is still alive!" The judge failed in the interrogation, so he took out a notebook and began to read out the evidence of Qi Long's guilt.
"February 14th, Valentine's Day." "Ouch!" “And Gao Dongqiang’s girlfriend: Click, click, click!” "Diandiandian?" Gao Dongqiang asked, "What did you do with my girlfriend?" "That's right, Judge, please read it out loud! (Playing the role of Judge) Oh, you are making me ashamed when you see this!" Gao Dongqiang pointed at Qi Long who was imitating the judge and said: "Zhu Hecong is definitely his biological son!" Qi Long continued to imitate the judge, opened his fan as a notebook, and read: "On March 14, I'll have a date with Gao Feng's wife; on April 14, I'll have a date with Jin Henan's wife; on May 14, I'll have a date with Zhu Hecong's wife, huh?" "You are dumbfounded! How dare you seduce the judge's daughter-in-law!" Qi Long said stubbornly: "We are both in a free love relationship, you can't sentence me for this. If I should be sentenced, then Gao Dongqiang will never be able to turn over a new leaf!" "What does it have to do with me!" "The judge thought I was reporting you, so he took out your notebook and got really angry when he saw it." "what happened?" "I mistook Jin Henan's back for Zhu Hecong's wife and forced her to click. Oh, that's too much! I'm so angry!" Qi Long, who simulated the judge, was angry. Gao Dongqiang was anxious: "How blind must I be to mistake Jin Henan for a woman?" Qi Long ignored him and continued reading: "Jin Henan also said that those were the most humiliating three seconds in his life!" In the previous program "Dongqiang's Weight Loss Diary", the "hehehe" joke specifically portrayed Dongqiang's "three-second image". This time, it was like a comeback, causing laughter. Afterwards, Qi Long reported Jin Henan and Zhu Hecong, and the judge ordered that all three of them be arrested and sent to hell. First of all, the confused Jin Henan and Zhu Hecong were still asking, "Uncle Master, where is this?" "I told them that this is a crosstalk show. You two should start the show with a quick-talk piece. Dongqiang, we'll be the second to go up."
"Stop being so funny! I care about how we judge!" "The judge began to interrogate. He first looked at Zhu Hecong with emotion, then shouted with a smile: Oh, three seconds stronger (don't mention it), and finally looked at Jin Henan. Let me ask you, when you were a partner with Zhu Hecong, did you ever say any ethical jokes?" "How does Jin Henan answer?" "Jin Henan was very happy, and thought that the audience who was watching the crosstalk show knew him, and shouted excitedly: I said it, I often say that I am his father! (Judge's posture) Huh?" "The top of my head is going to be angry again!" Gao Dongqiang helped Qi Long add to the plot. "Jin Henan hasn't realized what's going on yet, he's still so beautiful! I even said I was his grandfather! (Judge's statement) Huh?" "I'm so angry that my head must be flipping out!" "Drag him out and beat him. Beat him until he sees smoke!" After they came back from the beating, the judge sentenced them. For Zhu Hecong's sake, he allowed them to reincarnate, but they could not be humans, but only rabbits. They were given four rabbit skins, three male and one female, so that they would suffer as rabbits in their next life. Before Qi Long could react, the three brothers each grabbed a male rabbit skin and ran away. Looking at the mother rabbit skin, Qi Long cried. "I can't be a female rabbit. It has dozens of uteruses, and many male rabbits can bully it. If the three of them become male rabbits, who knows how they will bully me. Judge, can I not be a rabbit?" "We don't have such strong tastes, so we won't look for you!" "The judge asked, if I don't allow you to turn into a rabbit, can you change? I said I can change." "What does the judge say?" "It's good that you can change. Reincarnate as a human and become a chef selling spicy rabbit heads!" "So casual?" Gao Dongqiang looked at the audience aggrievedly: "Does that mean we left too early?" The crosstalk ended here. The two men took a step back and bowed, and the audience shouted "good" at the top of their lungs and clapped their hands loudly. From the beginning of the descent to hell, the jokes came one after another while the story was complete. I never heard any laughter and most people had smiles on their faces the whole time. Qi Long turned around and told the backstage actors to come up and introduced them one by one. Then he asked them to perform a show. Zhu Hecong and Jin Henan came up together and said that the four of them who had been sentenced would perform one together. Qi Long suggested: "Then how about the four of us sing a song for everyone? I'll go first, then Dongqiang, then Hecong, and finally Henan!" Everyone nodded in approval. Qi Long started: [I’ll send you to the outskirts of the village] Gao Dongqiang: [I have something to say] Dongqiang's voice is rather rough when he speaks, but becomes thinner when he sings, which creates an inexplicable sense of contrast. Zhu Hecong beat the rhythm and acted in a controlled manner: [Although all the flowers are already in bloom! ] Jin Henan looked at them in bewilderment. Zhu Hecong grabbed both of his cheeks and forced him to sing to the audience: [Dangdang Lige Dangdangdang] Everyone sang together: [Don’t pick the wild flowers on the roadside! ] The three bowed to express their gratitude. Jin Henan felt uncomfortable: "Uncle Master, my main work has been blocked by him and I have no words to say. I can only perform well when I come back? Give me a chance to show my skills!"
Dongqiang took the initiative to withdraw and let the three of them sing. Qi Long sang this time: [The sky is clear after the snow, and the winter plum blossoms are fragrant everywhere] Zhu Hecong followed up with: [Riding a donkey across the bridge, jingle bells ringing] Jin Henan was confused again, and Zhu Hecong straightened his face and said: [Ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong. ] He felt upset again and said that there were no lyrics yet. If he drove Zhu Hecong away, there would be lyrics for the two of them to sing together, right? Qi Long: [The river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky are like the Big Dipper] Jin Henan was confused: [Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey] Before the show started, several people designed an encore joke at Qi Long's suggestion, which was obviously very much to the audience's liking. They laughed when they saw that Dujie Tianzun was in pain! Afterwards, Luan Yunping, Gao Feng, Zhang Heqing and Liu Hean also took the stage, performing some folk songs and some quick-talking. The crosstalk show officially ended while the audience was still reluctant to leave. Regarding the crosstalk special performances by Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang, most of the audience members said that the price was worth it, and a small number said that it was great value for money. It can be said that the duo’s first solo show was very successful! (End of this chapter)
