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Crosstalk: Stop playing with your uncle!

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Chapter 71: From Qi Long to Qi Teng Long

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Chapter 71: From Qi Long to Qi Teng Long

Chapter 71 From Qi Long to Qi Teng Long After teasing Guo Qilin, the two started a game, tearing off the stickers on the back. Qi Long has an advantage because he has seen this project of tearing off name tags, and the key is to grab the edge of the sticker. Guo Qilin was short and had short arms, so he was naturally no match for Qi Long and was easily torn off by Qi Long. The fight between the two of them is not interesting, including the crushing fights between Gao Dongqiang and Yue Yunpeng, and Shaobing and Meng Hetang. The interesting one is Zhang Helun and Luan Yunping. I don’t know if Zhang Helun was born unlucky or what, but he was just about to rely on his weight to deal with Luan Yunping, but he slipped on the tiles and fell to the ground, and was killed by Luan Yunping. There was also Qin Xiaoxian, whose nickname was Qin Xiaosha. The clever Cao Heyang called out "Master" seriously from behind him, and he immediately turned his head, but his hand was torn off. He had the great ambition to become a senior uncle, but he was defeated in the first round and ranked tenth, and was immediately confirmed as a student of the Haizi Science. After that, the ninth will challenge the eighth, and so on. The first place will have a bye, and Qi Long can watch their game in front of the monitor. The competition items have also changed to rope skipping and reciting the mantra. The player has to recite the mantra while jumping rope. If the rope breaks, the player has to stop and continue reciting the mantra after starting over. The one who takes the shortest time wins.

Dongqiang relied on his athletic ability to beat Guo Qilin in skipping rope and returned to the ranks of his uncle masters. In the next round, he will challenge the first place as the second place. Qi Long hurriedly asked the director: "Director, this round of our game is not about physical strength, right? Let's have a crosstalk variety show, so let's compete in something related to crosstalk!" Yan Min nodded: "Don't worry, it's from the crosstalk" Qi Long had just breathed a sigh of relief when Yan Min said two words: "Make a joke!" That is to say, the action of "hitting" is used to induce laughter, which is often referred to as "speaking like a lotus", where the funny man hits the supporting actor with a fan! "Ah?" Qi Long was dumbfounded. Gao Dongqiang came up. This round of the game was very simple. He had to imitate a dumb gong, which made no sound when struck. The two men hit each other's arms, and whoever screamed lost. After Gao Dongqiang heard this, he immediately laughed, narrowed his eyes, and a fierce look flashed across his face: "Are you ready to not be able to lift your arms today?" Since the nephews in the show had some respect for Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang, after the first episode ended, Qi Long and Dongqiang discussed that they had to fight each other and take the nephews on their side so that there would be a confrontation. Qi Long regrets it now. This partner is so scary. "No, no, no, Brother Qiang, we can discuss this. Let's become partners!" "Nonsense, I wouldn't be so harsh if it were someone else!" Qi Long bluffed: "Okay, okay, let's play it this way, right? Come on, I'll hit you and make a sound, isn't it?" As the first one, he can attack first. "You can try!" Gao Dongqiang nodded indifferently. Qi Long grabbed his arm and swung his right hand in a circle, just as he was about to hit Dong Qiang. Dong Qiang had already tensed his muscles and was ready, but Qi Long suddenly looked at his fingers and asked, "Did you really paint your nails with polish?" "Hahahahahaha!" Dongqiang was amused by him, and the tense muscles in his hands relaxed. Taking advantage of this moment, Qi Long swung his entire arm forward from behind, and with a "pia" sound, it hit Dong Qiang's forearm heavily. As a result, Dongqiang didn't react at all, and Qi Long screamed "Ah" because of the pain in his hand.

Dongqiang smiled slightly: "It's my turn!" "Director, I called out, I lost, I'm going downstairs!" Qi Long immediately walked towards the elevator, saying, "Running after the fight, how exciting!" Gao Dongqiang wouldn't let him have his wish, so he just pulled him back. The director also shouted that beating people didn’t count. Qi Long stretched out his arm with a look of grief and indignation. Gao Dongqiang raised his hand, but before he lowered it, Qi Long shouted, "Ah!" This sudden shout startled Gao Dongqiang: "What's wrong!" "Director, I shouted this time, so I lost, right?" Gao Dongqiang immediately retorted: "I haven't fought yet!" Qi Long said seriously: "Doesn't this make you seem more powerful? Let's go!" "Come back!" Gao Dongqiang pulled him over and raised his hand to hit him. Qi Long groaned. It was really painful. He felt his arm go numb and weak in an instant. He raised his hand and saw that it was all red, with only four fingers showing white. But he looked at Dongqiang with a firm face: "Nothing more than that, weakling!" After saying that, he walked into the elevator. As soon as the elevator door closed, Qi Long, who had been so tough and holding back the pain just now, immediately curled up in the corner of the elevator, rubbing his arms with a grim look on his face, accompanied by painful groans. At the same time, after the elevator door closed, Dongqiang also covered his palms: "Use too much strength, the effect of force is mutual!" Looking at the performance of the duo on the monitor, Yan Min and the staff all laughed. These two brothers have increased their useless tacit understanding! After playing various strange games, such as how many dishes can be recited in one breath, singing the lyrics of Taiping song without going out of tune, and taking off a pair of loose elastic pants without using hands while stepping on the acupressure mat, Qi Long finally successfully went from being the first-ranked uncle to the third-ranked student in the Yunzi class. Dongqiang held on to the first place, and Shaobing, who came from behind, defeated Qi Long in a strength competition and became the second uncle. A group of people came to the park downstairs of the company. The first place Gao Dongqiang could change the rankings of any two team members at will. Qi Long, who had just been fighting with Dong Qiang upstairs, immediately ran over and patted his back: "Brother Qiang, Brother Qiang" "Brother?" Cao Heyang reacted immediately and shouted to Gao Dongqiang in a flattering manner: "He calls you brother!" Gao Dongqiang narrowed his eyes and said, "This nephew is ignorant!" "Uncle, uncle, what I mean is that you have to restore my generational status. We are of the same generation. The most important thing is that my name is Yunlong, and it's easy to have problems!" Qi Long said quickly. "What's the problem?" someone immediately responded. "He hit a Xiali with a motorcycle, and the firecrackers exploded into the sky. He was rushing out to eat barbecue, but he also provoked the national boxing team and was knocked to the ground!" Everyone laughed, as they were talking about the glorious deeds of Kong Yunlong, a crosstalk artist from Deyun Society! "Yunlong is indeed not good!" Luan Yunping nodded immediately and said to Gao Dongqiang: "Uncle, I think Qi Longlong is good. Look, he has a bit of that playful flavor?" If I change this, won’t I go back to being Yunzi? "I think Qi Tenglong is good!" Zhang Helun shouted immediately. "Qi Hailong is also okay!" Qin Xiaoxian suggested to Gao Dongqiang while avoiding Qi Long. Everyone knows that Shaobing is the muscular younger brother that Gao Dongqiang values, and they often train together in the gym, so they all have their eyes on Qi Long's "Yun".

"Uncle, her name is not important. The main thing is that I, the eldest brother of the He family, have always wanted to have a Yun. I have dreamed about it!" Cao Heyang, who pushed Qi Long away, has been pounding his back since the beginning and has not stopped. "That won't work, that won't work. His name is Cao Yun, it's easy for him to quit!" Qi Long immediately retorted. As soon as he finished speaking, everyone laughed out loud. Only you, uncle-master, would dare to bring it up so openly! Gao Dongqiang asked everyone to be quiet, and said to Qi Long: "You are my nephew, and I am your uncle. So, for your own good, I will give you a good name. Your name is Qi Tenglong, because I think you can soar!" Qi Long was dumbfounded. Everyone immediately found fault with him and he didn't even say thank you. Qi Long gritted his teeth and said, "Thank you, uncle." "Hey" "This is a good name, a hidden dragon rising from the abyss, its scales and claws flying!" Qi Long admitted while gritting his teeth. (End of this chapter)

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