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Crosstalk: Stop playing with your uncle!

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Chapter 47: Language art should amuse passers-by, not just fans

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Replay 07: Opening the Temple of Learning

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The super rich starts with the self-discipline challenge

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Job Change For All: I Summon The Boss Army!

The game has come to reality, countless strange worlds have invaded, dungeons are everywhere, monsters are rampant, and Blue Star has entered the era of job change for all!Lu Tian, ​​who came across time, changed his job to become a summoner, but found that his skill panel seemed to be a million points different!【Supreme Supreme】: Self-immune to all negative effects such as silence, dizziness, curse, instant death, etc., permanently obtain a hundred times the attributes and all skills of the summoned object, and can be superimposed infinitely!【Heavenly Summoning】: Summon a powerful BOSS and sign a soul contract with it!...Gradually, when other summoners could only summon low-level babies like goblins, Lu Tian casually summoned an army of forbidden bosses!Not only that, but after the rift in time and space, alien creatures came across dimensions, and when they faced Lu Tian....the foreign evil god: "The opponent is full of big bosses, I can't beat them, so slip away."Lu Tian: "Huh? You want to fight me?"The foreign hero: "Stop talking nonsense, draw your sword! As long as you dare to show your health bar, I will let you see it...Huh? Wait a minute, where is your health bar?! Damn it!!!"...

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My Live Broadcast Sucks, If I Earn Enough 200, I Will Download It!

Jiang Feng traveled to a parallel world, and awakened to screw up the live broadcast system.As long as the gift received in the live broadcast reaches 200 yuan, it will be directly and automatically downloaded, and a mysterious gift bag can be obtained.Thus, the most distressing anchor on the entire network was born.A love song, just about to reach its climax, the host has already downloaded it? Please come back tomorrow?? ? ? ? ? Question marks across the web.As soon as the game is played, Liushen Zhuang is about to blow the horn of counterattack, and the whole network is looking forward to it.As a result, the anchor went down the air?Netizens are so angry that they vomit blood.On a date with a beautiful woman, all the clothes are taken off, the atmosphere is ready, and the audience on the whole network is ready to pay to watch.The host is off the air?Netizen: "Please don't give gifts to that b, he is really rich and really broadcasts!"

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Zhaijia Has Been Doing Animation For Three Years, And Was Exposed By The Dumb Girl

My name is Su Yang. I stayed at home for three years and focused on making animation.On this day, my parents listened to the advice of a "good" relative and sent me to Xinguo College for treatment of autism.Fifty days later, when I walked out of the school gate, countless reporters and fans squatted at the gate and swarmed up!I'm on fire?...My name is Dai Xiaomei. My younger brother who has stayed at home for three years was sent to Xinguo Academy by his parents!"Brothers, let me show you the current situation of my younger brother's room in the house for three years!" When she turned on the computer, opened the folder, and opened the first anime video..."Old woman, hurry up and watch the next episode of Evolution Ultimate Body!""Yituo replied, look at others, this is animation!""Is this an anime that one person can make at home?! Doubt about life!"When Su Yang returned home, TV stations and video sites across the country flocked to him, waving money and begging for exclusive rights!He smiled slightly: "Let's talk about shooting Tokusho-Altman first."...

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I Am From Yuanmou, The Ancestor Of China, And Was Broadcast Live By Sister Zhou

Li Changbai crossed over and became Yuanmou Man million years agoAs the head of the tribe, Li Changbai just wants to lie flatTen days later, a woman named Sister Zhou fell from the sky"Ding! Congratulations to the host for meeting with sister Zhou, the system has been successfully activated!"...My name is Zhou Shuyi, I'm an anchorI traveled through time and met primitive peopleI joined them and found out that the boss of Yuanmou is so strong that he is insane!Drilling wood to make fire? make a fireMake salt? Mammoth doing BBQCopper and iron smelting brought China into the Bronze Age million years agoBy the way, he also raised a saber-toothed tiger, named Ying JiangWhat's even more exaggerated is that he subdued the surrounding tribes and unified prehistoric China!Then, we start the expedition:Laomei's "Angel Civilization", is he a duck?In Greek mythology, Zeus kissed the instep of his feet?Pyramids of Egypt, ancient Mayan city, Asia..

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Entertainment: Stop It! The Female Star Is Signed By You

Lu Xuan travels through parallel worlds and becomes Boss Yang's boyfriend and president, awakening the star management system.He signed Yang Chaoyue at the beginning and became popular overnight.With koi in hand, good luck is all there is.Cast: Zhao Liying, Liu Tianxian, Zhang Tianai, Zhao Lusi, Bai Lu, Chen Duling...Singers: Deng Ziqi, Zhang Bichen, Zhang Liangying, Yu Kewei, Sweetheart Leader...Boss Yang is numb: Jia Xing will change his surname to Lu in the future!International chapter: Smelly brother, will the old Aunt who is running for four accept it?Princess Tianhou: Good nephew, my aunt wants to come back to sing!...Huayi Brothers: Mr. Lu, you own most of the entertainment industry, and my stock has hit the limit again. Let's make a living!Tianyu Media: Please let me go! My family Huahua was driven crazy by you, doing it every day!King Entertainment: Sir, then I go? Does the Hong Kong Island entertainment circle have your surname?Bangzi Country Chaebol: Asibah! I carefully selected and cultivated the girl group, you eat off-the-shelf?Hollywood: Stop it! Miss Widow, you can't grasp it!

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Huanxi: The Villain Becomes Stronger, Xiaomeng Gets Drunk At The Beginning

Jiang Chen has traveled to the world of joy and obtained the villain system, as long as he suppresses the protagonist, he can become stronger."Ding! The host ruined Fang Yifan's unrequited love, reward: a top-equipped Mercedes-Benz big G.""Ding! The host gave Qiao Weidong a beautiful little hat, and the reward: a house in Scholarly Garden.""Ding! The host gave Fang Yuan a big..."From then on, a qualified villain was born.However, when Jiang Chen felt a bit lonely as an expert, he suddenly discovered that this is not just a world of joy.Jiang Lai, Lin Miaomiao, Han Fei...Before he knew it, Jiang Chen had already stood at the apex.

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Entertainment: With A Net Worth Of Hundreds Of Billions, He Signed Boss Yang At The Beginning

Qin Shou was reborn in 2008 and became a coal boss with a net worth of hundreds of billions.A smart person like him naturally cannot dig coal.The Internet, real estate, and the entertainment industry have left his footprints everywhere.In the end, he became the godfather of the entertainment industry and the founder of the Internet prosperity.…………Famous director: I like working with Boss Qin the most, because he doesn't interfere with anything other than filling the crew with actresses, because he came from a coal boss and knows how important it is for professional people to do professional things!*Zai: Although Qin Shou has a lot of love and scandals, he is a kind person and never puts on airs!Female star: Qin Shou is the best man in the world, but unfortunately, because of this shortcoming, too many people like him, and he is a kind person who doesn't know how to say no...

Chapter 47: Language art should amuse passers-by, not just fans

Chapter 47: Language art should amuse passers-by, not just fans After the recording ended that day, the head of the variety show department of Penguin Video who was accompanying the recording pulled Qi Long aside to chat and praised Qi Long highly. "To be honest, we were not very optimistic about this outdoor variety show at first, but after watching it today, I feel relieved. It's great, especially you. You set the pace for a lot of things, and you were the first to say a lot of the jokes. It's so interesting. I laughed for a long time!" The person in charge, who had been drunk a little too much by Deyun's disciples, became a chatterbox, praising Qi Long non-stop and patting his chest to guarantee that he would definitely arrange whatever show Qi Long wanted to be on. Qi Long laughed it off. He was not interested in studio-recorded variety shows and preferred this kind of random outdoor variety show. So he joked: "We are crosstalk performers. If your variety show needs crosstalk, then I will go." "Oh, there aren't many crosstalks that need to be told directly. I'll tell you when I have one. You'll definitely come!" Next to Qi Long, Gao Dongqiang, the health ambassador, was saying to his senior brother Sun Yue, "Senior brother, you really should lose weight. Although your stage image is good, it will be easy to have problems when you are older!" Sun Yue waved his hand: "I don't have the perseverance of you, Shaobing, and Qi Lin. I feel uncomfortable after moving for a few times, and my bodyweight exercise will damage my knees!" "You can start with what you eat. Replace refined grains with coarse grains, fatty meat with lean meat, starchy potatoes and the like with vegetarian dishes. Just eat until you are 70% full!" said Gao Dongqiang. Sun Yue obviously didn't like what he heard, but the junior fellow apprentice still doted on him and nodded mechanically.

Seeing this, Qi Long helped push Gao Dongqiang: "Hello, my partner is quite interested in the girl group talent show on your video platform!" "Go to hell, don't use me as a cover to say what you want to do, okay?" Gao Dongqiang immediately retorted. Everyone laughed, and Gao Dongqiang was forced to pause his lecture to his senior brother. Director Yan Min took the person in charge away to have a drink, and Qi Long sat down and said, "Dongqiang, you like to talk about fitness and weight loss so much, why don't we turn this into a joke and make something interesting!" Sun Yue looked at Qi Long gratefully and raised his glass in gesture. Gao Dongqiang is most interested in two things: fitness and crosstalk, and crosstalk ranks above fitness. As soon as this topic is mentioned, he really becomes interested: "What do you think?" "Just assume that you were a fat guy before, and then you tried to lose weight but fell into many traps and made many jokes, so you made up this story!" Qi Long had some ideas in his mind. Gao Dongqiang nodded thoughtfully: "What about the real work? Which part?" "I need to think about this," Qi Long pondered. Guo Degang next to him gave a suggestion: "Well, say he got sick from losing weight, and then he can work on "Western Prescriptions"!" Dongqiang wondered, "That's not right. When we talk about losing weight, I am me and he is him. The funny guy in "Western Pharmacy" has to play a person who claims to be a doctor!" "This is easy. I'll just say that when I was in the hospital, I met an old gentleman who passed on all his lifelong medical skills to me!" Qi Long immediately thought of a method. "Well, your special performance is about to be put on the agenda. You can practice some new jokes in the small theater. These new works will be useful later!" Guo Degang agreed. All the work must be polished in the small theater. The good gags are kept, the bad ones are deleted, and the essence is taken and the dross is removed to put it in commercial performances to double the effect. Of course, the good gags in the small theater are not necessarily really good. Some audiences come for you and will laugh at whatever you say. Shang Jiuxi is like this, when he makes jokes in the small theater, the audience responds with joy. It doesn’t work when it comes to commercial performances. Moreover, his partner He Jiuhua was not satisfied with some of his jokes and simply refused to perform them on stage. As a result, the funny man felt that the supporting actor was not giving him face. If this continues, the hole will crack sooner or later! "Brother, have you requested Jiuxi recently?" Qi Long asked. Guo Degang's expression immediately drooped: "It was you who suggested that he take your sister-in-law to shop online, right? My goodness, the courier box at home can almost buy a crosstalk ticket!"

"That's definitely not from our Deyun Society. The tickets to Deyun Society are expensive!" Qi Long continued with a smile. "No, no, no, I've already bought enough for commercial performances!" Guo Degang exaggerated: "Come to think of it, I did talk to him and asked him to use less evil baggage!" "The evil bag can be used, but it can't become more evil the more it is used. The key is that after he used it, He Jiuhua didn't understand and he always felt aggrieved, saying that Jiuhua didn't support him well. The two even quarreled in private!" Qi Long said to Guo Degang. This basically makes the point clear. You should quickly reconcile your two disciples, otherwise the relationship will break up. To be honest, Lao Guo has too many disciples. With so many disciples, he is destined to not have enough energy to pay attention to each of them. He only personally taught Yunzi, Hezi and Toujiu, and the rest were basically taught by Gao Feng. Guo Degang frowned. Is it so serious? "I suggest that they should be like Qi Long and Dong Qiang, and take turns performing in different teams to see the effect in different venues. Team Seven is a very united team. Generally, people who like one of them will like the other members of the team. Their performance will definitely be accepted by the audience. Only by changing to other venues can they see their true level!" Sun Yue spoke. If the audience likes you, they will pick up on your jokes. It's like a fan filter. Many idols are like this, grown men act cute and adorable, fans cheer and support them, passersby don’t feel anything, but if you act too cute, it’s even disgusting. It's like a naughty child. If you are the child's grandfather, you would think it's cute if he pulls your beard. Otherwise, you would find it annoying. Qi Long doesn't want a crosstalk artist to develop into someone who can only entertain fans and only have fans buy in. If that's the case, what kind of language art is that? In the Deyun Society of another world, some actors have become overly idolized. Except for their fans, other people, even the crosstalk fans of the Deyun Society, don’t like to listen to their crosstalk. That’s a bit too much! At least they should be able to entertain passers-by with crosstalk, rather than relying on their looks or hyping up CPs. He cannot control the other world, but he has to control this world. Qi Long does not like the preaching method, so he can set an example himself or teach on the stage, just like the literary disciple Qin Xiaoxian. Since that temporary cooperation on fast-talking, Xiao Qin has obviously started to pay more attention to fast-talking. He can have two or three fast-talking performances in a week, practicing his basic skills. This is progress! Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang are vigorous and resolute executors when it comes to crosstalk. As soon as they returned to the imperial capital, Dongqiang ran to the house he and Qilong "shared" and started discussing work together. Dongqiang mainly talks about some common misunderstandings and scams in weight loss and fitness, and packages them into jokes through the use of crosstalk techniques. A lot of jokes were made, and the next day's performance at the Tianqiao Theater was changed to this: "Dongqiang's Weight Loss Diary"! (End of this chapter)

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