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Crosstalk: Stop playing with your uncle!

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Chapter 44: Punishment: Eating Dinner in the Window

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Chapter 44: Punishment: Eating Dinner in the Window

Chapter 44 Punishment: Eating Dinner in the Window Yan Min, you understand the reversal! Qi Long looked at Yan Min with admiration, and was thrown out by two staff members. The staff members shouted loudly: "Qi Long, hand over ten items, all of which are fakes!" Fake? Everyone was shocked, how could it be possible. "There was no real thing in the ten boxes at the beginning!" Qi Long shouted hurriedly. Cao Heyang suddenly had an idea and remembered Qi Long's speculation that Lao Guo might have handed the box to Guo Qilin. He immediately took action and pressed down on the chest of the defenseless Guo Qilin. "Fourth brother, what are you doing?" Guo Qilin was confused. Cao Heyang looked at him with shining eyes: "Do you have the real thing?" "No!" Guo Qilin shook his head. Cao Heyang, who was about to move towards the broadcasting room, scratched his head and said, "Ah? Then who is the thief?" "It's Guo Degang himself. We were fooled by Guo Degang!" Qi Long said.

Gao Dongqiang immediately responded: "Then this Guo Degang is such a jerk!" The two partners looked at other people, Guo Degang's apprentices and son, in tacit understanding. Everyone looked at each other, not daring to respond. It was Zhang Helun who immediately shouted, "I saw at first glance that the little black fat guy was not a good person!" Now that there is a leader, everyone starts to make mistakes, Master. "How can you scold me like that?" After hearing the angry shout, everyone turned around and saw Yu Qian standing there wearing sunglasses. Yu Qian took a puff of his cigarette and said, "I am Guo Degang. Yesterday, a guy named Yu Qian got me drunk and took away five treasures. He used counterfeits to stir up internal fighting among you. In fact, he has already escaped with the treasures. Fortunately, I have information about him. You guys should go and chase him!" Can variety shows be played like this? The setting has been changed! Except for Qi Long who suggested that the variety show let go of imagination, everyone else was confused. "Oh, this Yu Qian is such a jerk!" Qi Long shouted immediately. Gao Dongqiang agreed: "Indeed! Yu Qian is such a bastard!" "So the little black fat guy's name is Yu Qian!" Led by Qi Long, everyone started to curse Yu Qian. Yu Qian, who played Guo Degang, felt so uncomfortable. He is Guo Degang now, and people's cursing of Yu Qian has nothing to do with him! The staff around were all having fun, Qi Long is such a good player! "Okay, okay, stop scolding Yu Qian and don't let him run away." Yu Qian stopped the "angry" crowd. Qi Long pointed at Guo Qilin and said, "Mr. Guo, is this your biological son?" "Yes, yes, yes, they are my biological sons!" Yu Qian was immediately happy and shouted, "I have two sons. One is called Qi Lin, and he has an older brother named Qi Long!" Qi Long: “Hmm?” "Hahahahahaha!" Everyone burst into laughter. Uncle-master, I asked you to jump, but you were killed by Uncle Yu! The campus pursuit turned into a city pursuit, and the information Yu Qian mentioned was called: Weibo. It means that everyone searches for the updates of "Guo Degang" on Weibo in real time, sees his location, and then finds him. Of course, in order to ensure a smooth progress, staff from the program team will occasionally take photos of Lao Guo and post his location on Weibo to prevent passers-by from taking pictures.

Lao Guo also has a mission. He needs to recite the five passages from "Selling Five Instruments" in five stores in Beichun City in order to get a ticket to leave Beichun City. This stage is purely a thrilling chase. In the end, Gao Dongqiang brought his men Shaobing, Luan Yunping, and Qin Xiaoxian. The four of them captured Guo Degang and successfully obtained the five weapons. The four people who won this episode were spared punishment, which made Shaobing, Luan Yunping, and Qin Xiaoxian shout Gao Dongqiang's name. A blessing in disguise, Uncle Gao defeated me and I won without any effort! The victorious Gao Dongqiang was given a privilege to assign his own partners for the next day's performance, but there were two people who were not on the assignment list, the two punished people drawn by the turntable. The two punished people will automatically form a team. A turntable with the names of the six people appeared, Gao Dongqiang turned it hard, and as the turntable slowly stopped, Qi Long's name appeared on the pointer. "My dear partner!" Qi Long shouted uncomfortably. Gao Dongqiang also covered his face: "I wanted to choose you to act with me tomorrow!" "Then you picked him to be punished." The second turntable was spun by Guo Degang. As soon as Old Guo spun it, he successfully spun out Guo Qilin. "Dear daddy!" Guo Qilin shouted imitating Qi Long's example. "My two sons, Qi Lin and Qi Long!" Yu Qian shouted, pounding his chest. Guo Degang pushed him on the spot: "Those are my two sons!" "Shut up, both of you. This is your son!" Qi Long pointed at Guo Qilin and said, "I am not him!" "Are our two sons reasonable? Can we have children?" Amid the noise, the scene was completed and the others went to the restaurant to eat, while Qi Long and Guo Qilin were going to be punished. They were taken to a shopping mall in Beichun City. In a clothing store in the mall, there was a display window with clothing models. The two of them need to have dinner in the window, instant noodles! Seeing this punishment scene, Qi Long and Guo Qilin immediately thought of Guo Degang. It was a studio-recorded program to prank the guests. The program crew wanted to enhance the prank, so they took Guo Degang to a display window in an outdoor shopping mall, where he ate, drank, defecated, urinated and slept inside the window for 48 hours. Like a monkey, it was watched by passers-by. The key is that there is no sound equipment. No one outside can hear him talking inside, and he can't hear the feedback from outside. The performance without feedback becomes an awkward performance. The crosstalk actor who can't make his own sound becomes a clown who can only make a fool of himself. It is very sad. Later, the TV station received many letters of complaint and the project was stopped, leaving only Lao Guo as the victim. Qi Long and Guo Qilin sat in, and soon people came to the window to look at them. Even though Qi Long was experienced on stage, he felt a little uncomfortable with everyone's puzzled and puzzled looks. After Guo Qilin called in, he just kept silent and after a while he started to cry. "Don't cry, what's wrong?" "I think of my dad. He felt so uncomfortable just eating a meal. My dad had to stay in there for 48 hours!" Guo Qilin wiped his tears and said with a sob: "Uncle, to be honest, I haven't dared to watch that episode until now. Just hearing others talk about it makes me cry!" Qi Long patted him on the shoulder and said, "Well, I cried when I saw it. The key is that our conditions are even better! We even have air conditioning!" At that time, the window where Lao Guo worked was almost completely closed. It was hot and stuffy and there was no air conditioning. He was relatively fat, so he would sweat all over if he moved a little. If you sweat, you can’t wipe it off in front of public eyes. If you feel itchy, you can’t scratch it casually, because every move you make is being watched by passers-by! "Dalin!" With a shout, Guo Qilin turned his head and saw Yan Hexiang pushing the door open. He did not participate in the recording of this episode, but he still stayed in Beichun City. When he saw this situation, he immediately came in. Then, Gao Dongqiang appeared behind him, followed by Yue Yunpeng and others, all of whom came in.

With more people around, the awkward feeling of being watched was reduced. Gao Dongqiang came to sit on the ground beside Qi Long and patted him: "I'll finish the instant noodles with you, and then we'll go upstairs to eat together!" "Good brother! Have some instant noodles!" "Excuse me, it's all oil" Gao Dongqiang immediately waved his hand and said, I can sit here with you and be watched by people, but I can’t eat this! (End of this chapter)

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