Chapter 41 A sudden variety show recording The crosstalk commercial performance had just ended. As a native of Beichun City, Qi Long naturally had to play the role of a good host. If you come to the Northeast and don't take a bath, wouldn't it be like coming here for nothing? Qi Long had made all the arrangements and went directly to the Beichuncheng Luxury Bath Center to take a bath first, and then find a strong bath scrubber to give him a bath. After that, he could relax and have fun in the bath center. Now all walks of life are involved in this, and regular bathing centers also have many entertainment projects, such as KTV, buffets, mahjong halls, etc. Some people drank, some played mahjong, and some went to the karaoke room to sing. The most bizarre ones were Dongqiang and Shaobing. After eating, the two brothers went to the gym to work out. It was past two o'clock when everyone left the bath center and went back to the hotel to rest. Qi Long didn't go home. He wasn't sure what time he would finish playing, so he said in advance that he would not go home that day and would sleep in the hotel. While Qi Long was half asleep, he felt someone calling him in his ear: "Teacher Qi, Teacher Qi" When he opened his eyes, the first thing Qi Long saw was a camera. He rubbed his eyes sleepily, and when his vision became clearer, he could see Yan Min standing beside the bed. "what's the situation?" "The Deyun Douxiaoshe show has begun. Teacher Qi, you planned this, so it's your turn to wake up the next person!"
Qi Long shook his head before he reacted. He kicked those people out, put on his clothes and walked out the door. There was a turntable in the corridor with various ways of waking up on it. Whichever way Qi Long stabbed with the dart would be used to wake up the person. The person who wakes up is a room card randomly drawn. Qi Long chose to sing allegro in the room, requiring the other party to laugh out loud before waking him up! Because it is a crosstalk variety show, all the ways of waking up are related to crosstalk, including singing quick-paced songs, singing Taiping lyrics, hitting the head with a fan, playing Guo Degang's recording of "Jiao Xiaofan", banging the table with a wake-up stick, etc. Then Qi Long took out a room card and looked at the room number: "No, no one lives in this room! Don't make a mistake, we called someone else!" "How do you know?" Yan Min was curious. "Dongqiang and I sent them back to their rooms one by one yesterday. How could I not know?" "Oh, that's because Mr. Gao Feng and Mr. Sun Yue are not participating. We also brought in a few crosstalk performers from the imperial capital!" Oh, what's going on? Qi Long nodded, then picked up the room card and walked into the room. As soon as he entered the room, he saw Xiao Qin, Qin Xiaoxian, who was sleeping soundly. This one is good and easy to bully! Qi Long, who has performed with Deyun Troupe 7 for a period of time, is relatively familiar with them. If he were to replace him with a junior apprentice who is not so familiar with them, he might not be able to let go. Since you are familiar with it, just give it a hard beating. Qi Long flipped his wrist, and the clappers made a crisp sound, and at the same time he began to read the clapperboard: [It is said that there was a Xiao Ming who went to Inner Mongolia for a trip and stayed in a herdsman's home all day long. He drank milk every day and ate beef for every meal.] He was so frightened by the noise that he opened his eyes in a daze. "Director, isn't the recording at 10 o'clock?" Lao Qin pulled the quilt and asked. Obviously, in order to avoid surprises, the director gave different recording times to the actors who knew they were going to record the variety show. Yan Min ignored him, and Qin Xiaoxian turned his attention to Qi Long. Qi Long saw that he woke up, so he walked towards him while clapping his hands, and shook his head to try to amuse him. [One day, he went out for a morning walk and didn't have breakfast. Hey, he saw a cow, so he had breakfast. He took a washbasin and put it under the cow. He squeezed hard with his left hand and rubbed it with his right hand. He was busy squeezing and rubbing for more than half an hour. He looked down, but there was nothing. Just as he was wondering, the cow finally spoke. Big brother, big brother, please stop rubbing me. Look carefully before you milk me. I am a bull! 】 "Hahahahahahaha!" The photographer and Yan Min both laughed, but Old Qin, who had just woken up and was still numb, didn't react at all.
This meant that Qi Long's mission was not completed. How could Qi Long accept this? He patted Lao Qin and pointed at the camera: "We are filming. Are you going to show this to the audience? Have fun!" His crosstalk skills were not good, but as the bully of Team 7, he was very obedient and laughed immediately. Mission accomplished! Qi Long left Qin Xiaoxian behind and went to the hotel restaurant according to the instructions of the program staff, leaving Yan Min to explain the rules to Qin Xiaoxian and let him continue to wake up the next one. As soon as he entered the restaurant, Qi Long saw Guo Degang sitting at the main seat in the restaurant. When he saw Qi Long coming, he immediately called him over: "Let me know who you are!" It means you tell me what your last name is. In the underworld, people don’t say their surnames directly; they say it in a roundabout way, using rhetoric. "Vines floating in the air!" Qi Long replied. What is flying in the sky is a flag, and the Qi family can use this as their own fan. "Master Qi, my name is Shengtie Maner!" Guo Degang bowed. Qi Long returned the greeting: "Master Guo!" The pot is made of pig iron. Guo Degang nodded and acted seriously, telling the background story, which was roughly about how the ancestors of the Guo family and ten heroes obtained five treasures together to save the country, namely copper, iron, porcelain, tin and wood. Any one of these five things would be worth a fortune if sold. As soon as Qi Long heard it, he knew that today's variety show was related to the selling of five instruments. This is also a traditional piece in crosstalk, five kinds of instruments and five long passages. I didn't expect it to be used here! "Ten heroes sacrificed their lives to protect our ancestors' escape. Eh? Are you the descendant of Hero Qi?" Qi Long followed the standard of supporting actor, and nodded, "Yes!" "Oh," Lao Guo shook his head. "What are you sighing about?" "Looking back, Qi Daxia was only eight years old when he died." Lao Guo emphasized the word "eight years old" because it is the key point. "Eight years old? My ancestor died at the age of eight, how did I come to be here?" Lao Guo acted as if he was embarrassed and said, "You'll have to ask my ancestors about this question." "Go to hell!" "You must be kidding. Hero Qi was 18 years old at that time! He could have children, right?" Guo Degang asked. Qi Long replied seriously: "It was possible before, but it is not possible now. The age requirement for men to get married is 22 now. It is not possible to get pregnant before marriage!" “You’re quite serious!” "That is!" The two brothers gave an impromptu speech and then got to the point. The Guo family later became wealthy through the treasure they obtained and used it to help save the country. Mr. Guo had two last wishes before he passed away. One was to find the descendants of the ten heroes, and the other was to redeem the five weapons that he had sold that year. After several generations, Guo Degang collected the five instruments and found the descendants of ten heroes. However, he collected a fake for each instrument, a total of ten instruments, five real and five fake, in the ten boxes behind him. He let Qi Long choose one at random and then prepare for a personal battle.
If you eliminate your opponent in the game, the equipment in his box will belong to you, and he will also become your subordinate! (End of this chapter)
