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Chapter 338: Hilarious Hidden Mission

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Chapter 338: Hilarious Hidden Mission

After the show ended, everyone was still reviewing it. According to the program team's operation, Qi Long, who has a separate identity, must have received an information prompt. The problem is that none of the eight of them saw it. So where is the prompt? In this regard, Qi Long also revealed the secret. At the two mission points where the identities of the undercover agents in the guard team can be learned, in addition to the hidden clue of "Infernal Affairs" that reveals that both teams have undercover agents, there is also a clue that Qi Long can win alone. The clue to the secret room was in the box that Qi Long cracked upstairs, but the clue was quietly taken away by Qi Long himself. The movie poster that Sun Honglei violently destroyed was observed in the dark through the reflection of the mirror. There was a movie about treasure hunting. The photo of the protagonist and the photo of Qi Long were fused together through AI mapping. If you look closely, you can see what Qi Long looks like. Unfortunately, Huang Bai was busy hiding his own clues in the secret room, so Qi Long destroyed the clues pointing to him. On the other side, Sun Honglei was afraid that Wang Dalu would see clues about him, so he violently dismantled the mirror. This also makes everyone realize that the possibility of someone winning alone has completely disappeared. As long as Qi Long can successfully get the three boxes and switch them one by one, he will win! Once again amazed at the design of the program team, the two new players said that participating in this program was terrible. They were exhausted both physically and mentally. It was bad enough that they were physically tired after running all day, but the key was that there were so many brain-burning designs that they were mentally exhausted as well. After the recording was finished, everyone had dinner and took photos as usual. Then the men's gang and Gao Dongqiang surrounded Qi Long and left the shooting point, and then went into Qi Long's room together, leaving him no chance to escape. They even wanted to move into his hotel room together, under the pretext of saving money for the production team due to limited funds. "What do you mean, the seven of us sleep in one room? Damn it, if outsiders find out, they'll say that we, Big Media, are mistreating big names and won't even book a room for them!"

"It's okay, we volunteered!" Luo Zhiqiang lay on the sofa in the hotel: "It's fine!" Sun Honglei spread a quilt on the ground and lay down: "I'm going to keep my eyes on you today, so don't run away!" Others also expressed the same opinion, and even Gao Dongqiang joined in the fun. Because of Qi Long, Dong Qiang is also familiar with these people. Occasionally, when they are free, they come to watch Qi Long and Dong Qiang's crosstalk performances, and the two of them entertain them together. They have a very good relationship. In fact, it is quite easy for a crosstalk actor, especially a supporting actor, to make friends with someone. Your words will not fall to the ground, every sentence will be responded to, and the emotional value will be maximized. On the contrary, some more talented comedians can easily offend people because they sometimes don't control their mouths. This is also one of the reasons why the funny roles of many crosstalk performers are not so popular, while the supporting roles have many friends. He couldn't just sit there with seven people in a room, so they started playing board games. Zhang Yixing brought a game called "I'm the Big Boss", which is a negotiation board game. Everyone takes turns choosing a project to negotiate with others to make money together, and whoever makes the most money in the end wins. Wang Xun is the type who is very stubborn, so his business deals usually fail to close. Gao Dongqiang is the type who likes to spend money lavishly, so his business is always successful but he himself doesn't make much, allowing Huang Bai, who is good at playing both sides, to make a fortune. Qi Long was cheated by Sun Honglei several times and all his money was invested. Sun Honglei finally said he quit and Qi Long's money was wasted. He only invested but got nothing in return. All in all, they had a lot of fun. In the end, a group of people whose appearance fees in the entertainment industry amounted to hundreds of thousands of dollars lay sprawled in a room until dawn the next day. Gao Dongqiang was left to guard Qi Long, while the other five brothers went back to their rooms to wash up. Their rooms were not checked out, but left for their assistants, agents and the like to stay in. After washing up, the five brothers were stopped by Yan Min as they were about to go out. "Next, I'm going to tell you a rule about skydiving!" As soon as Yan Min finished speaking, Sun Honglei took off his sunglasses and stared at Yan Min with his eyes: "What are the rules of Go Fighting?" "Today the gods are coming and you and Qi Long have to go skydiving with us. Hong Lei said so!" Huang Bai said seriously and even pulled Sun Honglei along. Luo Zhiqiang nodded: "That's right, brothers, everyone must try it, everyone must jump, including you, the director, and the seven of us!" Yan Min waited for them to finish speaking before continuing, "Due to limited funding, only three lucky players can experience the helicopter. Next, we will carry out some hidden tasks, and the two winners can be exempted from parachuting!"

The brothers who had originally been shouting that no one should run away suddenly changed their expressions when they heard that they could actually be exempted from punishment. "Director, you know me. I am the most rule-abiding person. I will definitely do this task!" Sun Honglei is a rule breaker, but he claims to be a rule-abiding person without changing his expression or heartbeat. If he had to jump, he would definitely not refuse, but he would also have to drag a few unlucky guys along to accompany him. Now that we have the chance not to jump, whoever wants to go can go! Most of us guys have the same idea. After all, skydiving is quite scary. The director smiled secretly as he saw that they all accepted the rules. Yan Min knew that if he was really assigned an extreme task, he might not be able to escape, so he came up with an idea. Every time there was an extreme task, he would give a choice. Some people could pass the task and not take it, so it would be reasonable for him not to take it! The task is very simple. It will be held in Qilong's room during breakfast time. Two people will be selected from among the members to perform the hidden task. If the two people performing the hidden task are not discovered by Qilong, they will be exempted from punishment. If they are discovered, the punishment will be confirmed and the other three will perform other tasks. This news will also be told to Qi Long. Only Qi Long's nomination will be the final decision, and no one else's nomination will count. Five people took turns entering the room. Finally, Zhang Yixing and Wang Xun were chosen to perform a hidden task. Their task was that during dinner time, when one person was sitting, the other had to stand or squat. If two people were sitting, standing or squatting at the same time, it meant that the hidden task had failed. There was no time to discuss tactics. The five of them passed through the room one by one. After confirming whether they had any hidden tasks, they followed the dining cart to Qi Long's room. "Long, let me tell you, the current situation is that there are two traitors among the five of us. In order to carry out the hidden mission, if you catch them, they will have to parachute. If you don't catch them, they don't have to parachute!" As the traitor, Wang Xun reported the hidden mission to Qi Long as soon as possible in order to keep his identity well. Qi Long indeed ignored Wang Xun, who was the first to offer the task, and looked at the people behind him. "Long, they must be brought to justice." Sun Honglei took off his sunglasses and looked him in the eye. Sun Honglei, who was not an undercover agent, was not panicked at all. Gao Dongqiang laughed at the side: "Take off the sunglasses, hidden mission?" "How could it be so simple?" Qi Long felt that it couldn't be that simple. It must be more complicated. It would be impossible to accomplish something that was too easy. Zhang Yixing pushed the dining cart, and Luo Zhiqiang was going to move two small round coffee tables, preparing to put the food on the coffee tables so that everyone could eat while sitting on the sofa or on the floor. Qi Long, who noticed Luo Zhiqiang's action, immediately raised his hand: "Stop, Luo Zhiqiang!" "Ah? Brother Long, I'll just move the table!" Qi Long snorted coldly: "Ask me who I am. I, Qi Long, am an excellent comedian. On stage, I have never asked my supporting actor to move the table. I will do this!" "Isn't this pure nonsense?" Dong Qiang retorted. Sometimes in order to create a character, for example, Qi Long played a handyman in a theater, claiming that he was from the theater, and then when the table needed to be moved during the show, he would rush to move it. Sometimes when he was playing the role of No. 38 Qiqi, as a person who makes money by lying down, he would not move the table. Qi Long moved the coffee table that he had put in the corner yesterday because he was sleeping. "Aren't you worried that this is a hidden mission? Today I plan to catch the two of them. I have to work hard. If I catch two, the other three brothers won't carry me up, right?" "Indeed, indeed. Qi Long and I are half brothers. As long as he catches the undercover agent, I will protect him!" Huang Bai immediately expressed his loyalty. Sun Honglei immediately dismissed him: "What does it have to do with you? Long and I have a good relationship. We are the first two to know each other among the six of us. Dongqiang doesn't count!" Two round coffee tables were placed between two sofas. Each sofa could only seat two people, which meant that three people had to squat or sit on the floor. Qi Long sat on the floor and gave the sofa to others. In order to prevent someone from doing hidden tasks, Qi Long opened the lunch boxes one by one. The items were quite complete, including steamed dumplings of various colors, several kinds of buns, various side dishes, fried cakes, as well as soups such as oil-fried tea and soy milk. The two small round coffee tables were filled to the brim. Wang Xun sat on the sofa, and Zhang Yixing was forced to stand up and pick up a few buns from this table and deliver them to another table. "What do you mean? Yixing, is this a hidden mission? Deliver food to people?" Huang Bai raised his head and asked.

Qi Long also looked at Zhang Yixing. The grown-up Zhang Yixing remained calm: "No, brother, the food on both sides is different. I'll put some on this table so that we can share it." Qi Long asked him to put it down and he would divide it. Zhang Yixing agreed without hesitation, and then sat on the ground next to Qi Long. Wang Xun stood up in a flash, holding a fried dough cake in his hand, and pointed at the side dishes on the other table: "Long, I think the red oil tofu skin is really tempting. It should be delicious to use this fried dough cake to sandwich the red oil tofu skin. Bring it to me." "Oh? The hidden mission is to command Qi Long?" Sun Honglei stared at Wang Xun. Wang Xun shook his head: "Then I'll get it myself!" "No, Dongqiang, you get it for him!" Qi Long arranged. Since the table in front of Wang Xun was already full, there was no place for Dong Qiang to put the food. Wang Xun put the side dishes into the fried cake while standing. Zhang Yixing took the opportunity to get the soup from the soup dumplings to his mouth. As Wang Xun sat down and ate his fried pancakes and vegetables, Zhang Yixing squatted down and said, "Brother Long, please ask for a napkin." "Dongqiang, get it for him!" Qi Long arranged again. After seeing the effect of Qi Long's show, Huang Bo immediately raised his hand: "I want a steamed dumpling over there." "Eastern Power." "I want to eat those pickles over there!" "Eastern Power." Dong Qiang pushed Qi Long with both hands and threw him to the ground: "I understand now, you six have a hidden mission and you want to use me alone, right?" "Hahahahahaha!" Amid the noise, everyone was eating. Qi Long saw Zhang Yixing squatting to eat and patted him on the shoulder: "Don't eat while squatting. It's bad for your stomach. Sit down!" "Okay!" Zhang Yixing sat down. Wang Xun on the other side stood up and said, "Yixing, please sit here with me. I feel a little crowded. I'll sit over there in a more spacious place." No one was surprised by Wang Xun's request. The brothers all took good care of the youngest Zhang Yixing, so it was normal for him to sit on the comfortable sofa. Zhang Yixing waved his hands repeatedly: "No need, brother." "What do you mean I don't need to eat? It's so crowded here, and if I turn my head I'll see Huang Bo's face, I won't be able to eat!" As he said that, Wang Xun came between Qi Long and Yi Xing and forced himself to sit down. "Wouldn't it be even harder to eat if you sit opposite Huang Bai?" Qi Long joked. "Hahahahaha!" Amidst the laughter, Yixing showed reluctance to accept Wang Xun's kindness and sat down on the sofa. Wang Xun stood up and took a backrest from the side and handed it to Qi Long: "Do you want a cushion?" "Hidden mission?" Dongqiang, an outsider, has been scanning these people. They all seem to be fine, but they all look a little weird.

This time he caught Wang Xun. Qi Long raised his head and said, "No, just put it back. I want to see who can complete the hidden task under my nose today." Everyone shared the food with each other, and soon there was a lot less food on the table. It was at this time that Qi Long discovered Wang Xun's problem. His knees were not good, but he frequently sat down and stood up. Although he always had a reason, either he wanted to eat something that was far away and out of reach, or to get a tissue or something. Even though Brother Xun is the type of person who doesn't like to trouble others, he wouldn't just not ask for anything and do everything himself, right? Qi Long was eating on the surface, letting others discuss the spy hidden mission, and secretly observing Wang Xun. Soon he discovered a magical pattern: whenever Zhang Yixing stood up, Wang Xun would sit or squat, and whenever Wang Xun stood up, Zhang Yixing would sit down. Are you two playing seesaw with me with this hidden mission? Qi Long immediately raised his hand: "Wait a minute, I found a hidden task!" "Oh?" Everyone looked at Qi Long. Qi Long pointed at Wang Xun and said, "When Brother Xun sits down, Yixing will stand up!" "what?" Luo Zhiqiang, who was guessing randomly throughout the audience, was shocked for a moment, then he gave up his seat, pulled Wang Xun over, and pushed Wang Xun to sit down. As soon as Wang Xun sat down, Zhang Yixing naturally stood up: "What are you talking about? There is no hidden mission, it's not me!" "Hahahahahaha!" Everyone laughed. Huang Bo pushed Zhang Yixing down, and Wang Xun stood up again: "It really wasn't us two, the real undercover is happy now!" Gao Dongqiang, who was drinking water, burst out laughing. Fortunately, he reacted quickly and bent down to spray the water into the trash can. "Are you two playing on the seesaw?" "Hahahaha, Qi Long, steady!" Wang Xun and Zhang Yixing, who originally wanted to struggle, had no way to defend themselves and were captured alive by Qi Long! (End of this chapter)

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