After the Wire Festival, Qi Long and Dong Qiang's third crosstalk performance was the closing performance of the last day. The two performed a quick-talk act and a "Counting Treasures". Qi Long asked Dong Qiang what business his family was in, and Qi Long sang about whatever business Dong Qiang mentioned. Not all businesses sing the song about coffin shops. It is a main song with basically all good lyrics. The last sentence of each section "teasing" the shopkeeper is used as a joke. This job was a show of skills, and it also marked the end of the tightrope festival performance. The day after the Wire Festival, it was time for the recording of the "Let's Run" program. Qi Long also gradually became busy because Yan Min's travel program had been edited and started to be broadcast. The second season of "Deyun Comedy Club" was about to end, and he would start working on the second season of "Extreme Men's Gang". By then, Qi Long will have to record three outdoor variety shows a week! The next morning, Qi Long came to the classic recording location of "Let's Run": the office park of Dongqiang's father's group! This place appears the most times, and the biggest advantage is that there is no venue fee, so they can use it at will. The program crew will choose this place to save money. Arriving at the twelfth floor of the main building, Qi Long received the task from the director. Enter the elevator to the twelfth floor. From the eleventh floor to the second floor, click on three floors at random. Among these ten floors, five will have penalty items, and five will be floors where nothing happens. "Playing with luck again?" Qi Long looked upset after reading the rules: "They are targeting me. The production team thinks I am too strong, so they are targeting me!"
After complaining, Qi Long began to rationally analyze the arrangements of the program team while waiting for the elevator. You can't possibly arrange a punishment staircase on the eleventh floor below the twelfth floor, because the program director would think that people wouldn't just click on the first floor when they get on the elevator. China believes in good luck, so the sixth floor also has a button, and the last one is the fourth floor. Your program team has a punishment item on the lucky sixth floor, but there is no punishment item on the fourth floor which doesn't seem so lucky, right? After making his choice, Qi Long got on the elevator. This elevator was specially decorated with a layer of plastic sheeting around the floor. This was obviously to prevent certain punishment items from making the elevator dirty and difficult to clean. They arrived at the eleventh floor, the elevator door opened, and a staff member holding a big afro wig rushed in. He put the wig on Qi Long's head, then took out a marker to connect his two eyebrows together, and escaped from the elevator. Obviously, this is a penalty floor! The elevator continued to go down, and this time the elevator door opened. Three people holding water guns appeared outside. They started pumping air and spraying water on Qi Long's face until the elevator door closed. Qi Long wiped the water off his face and went down to the fourth floor without hope. The elevator door opened, and there was no staff outside who was responsible for carrying out the punishment. Just when they were about to celebrate, a staff member came in from an invisible corner inside the elevator, holding an electric drill with a rubber glove filled with foam pressed on it, like a big palm, which spun rapidly as the drill rotated. The staff grabbed Qi Long's face and started hitting him with an electric drill. The rapid slapping made a loud noise, especially since there was still water on Qi Long's face. The collision of the slaps and the water made the sound even louder. It didn't hurt very much, just the feeling of toner being patted lightly and quickly on the face with the palm of your hand, but it felt humiliating for some reason. "Program crew, you can't afford to play this, right? There's no punishment on the fourth floor, right? We can't arrange people at the last minute!" Qi Long shouted. He went down to the first floor and saw the sign for the filming area in the lobby. The sign clearly stated which five floors would have penalties: . "Congratulations, Teacher Qi. It's not easy to select all the punishments." Qi Long walked straight to the camera: "Is this camera always facing the sign? I want to play it in reverse. I want to see if you changed it temporarily. There is obviously no one on the fourth floor." “That’s how we designed it!” The director's explanation did not stop Qi Long's action. After Qi Long finished looking, he found that the board on the first floor that marked which floor would have punishment had not been moved. In other words, he had indeed chosen all three correctly. Hey, where can I go to seek justice? Next, Qi Long sat nearby and waited for other members. There were also surveillance cameras that could see the surveillance in the elevator. The second person to appear was Gao Dongqiang. He didn't analyze the numbers at all and just randomly picked numbers 10, 5 and 3. He went downstairs smoothly without any punishment. The third one is Sha Yi, who, like Qi Long, has bad hands and likes to analyze. After some analysis, Sha Yi chose the ninth floor, the sixth floor and the third floor, making a combination of three, six and nine, and received two punishments.
There is no need to mention the water gun on the sixth floor. The punishment on the ninth floor was an oxygen mask, but the mask was not connected to an oxygen cylinder but a plastic bag filled with stinky tofu, which made Shayi roll his eyes. Qi Long and Dong Qiang laughed wildly, and Sha Yi, who was selected to be on the punishment floor twice, also walked down. Afterwards, Wang Jiaer and Shen Teng both chose to go to a punishment floor, which was also the punishment that Qi Long and Sha Yi had experienced. Soon it was the last person's turn, Qin Xiaoxian. Without thinking, he pressed the first floor buttons on both sides of the second and eleventh floors, and then after some hesitation, he clicked on the sixth floor. Qi Long and Sha Yi laughed when they saw his choice because they both ordered six layers, hoping for good luck. It seems that stinky hands all have the same idea! Qin Xiaoxian was punished three times, and the punishment on the second floor was the most severe, where he was directly made to wear a black tights. It's the same type as Hei in the anime "Detective Conan". It's totally covered, but the key is that his face is exposed, so people can still tell it's him at a glance. Qin Xiaoxian changed his clothes and gathered in the hall. He had been enduring the stupid looks from the employees in the company's park all the way, and he trotted over with his head down. After the seven people gathered, the director announced the theme of this episode: Stinky Hands Special! In order to let those with stinky hands also experience the surprise of winning a prize, in this episode, the people chosen for punishment are the winners, and they will receive the stinky hand medal which symbolizes honor! Medals can be used to reduce the duration of your final punishment. In this game, all seven people will participate in the final punishment. The final winner will be exempted from the punishment directly, and the other six people must use the Bad Hand Medal to reduce the punishment time. Qi Long, Qin Xiaoxian and Sha Yi's expressions changed suddenly after hearing the rules. They hugged each other and started jumping to celebrate. They had already got the medals first. Qi Long and Qin Xiaoxian got three medals, and Sha Yi got two! Dongqiang and Chaoyue, who did not encounter any penalty floors in the first round, began to show uncomfortable expressions. After the rules were read out, everyone entered the first game: the silent challenge. The rules of the challenge are that the seven of them are in the same room, and they cannot make any sound or laugh. Whoever laughs must go to the makeup room and make themselves uglier. In the end, you can get Uncle Bucket's game-specific sword based on the number of times everyone laughs. If Uncle Bucket falls out, you will be whipped and pimped and you will get the Stinky Hands Medal. The game started, everyone looked at each other and no one said anything. At this time, Qi Long took out his mobile phone and flipped through the photo album. He had a lot of funny pictures on his phone. He showed Dongqiang a photo of himself with his head pressed into a mud puddle by Dongqiang, and then he turned into a mud man after getting up. Dongqiang pinched his thigh and took out his mobile phone with his other hand, and took a picture of himself pretending to be Ruhua picking her nose. Qi Long couldn't hold back his smile anymore. He gritted his teeth and tried hard to hold back his smile. Then he continued to search with his phone. Dongqiang stretched out his hand to stop him and pointed around, meaning, let's not pit each other and bully other people. Qi Long gave a thumbs up and the two reached an agreement. Then Qi Long stood up. Qin Xiaoxian, who was wearing tight black clothes, was sitting on the sofa, posing and trying to make Shen Teng and Sha Yi laugh. Shen Teng was lying on the sofa motionless, while Sha Yi kept looking to the other side, not looking at the masochistic Qin Xiaoxian. Qi Long came up with a plan. He walked forward with his phone in hand and stepped on Qin Xiaoxian's instep. "Ouch!" Qin Xiaoxian screamed in pain. Shen Teng, who had a calm expression on his face, couldn't help laughing: "Hahahahaha!" "Hahaha, this is so foul" Sha Yi also broke the defense. Qi Long's plan harmed three people. Qin Xiaoxian stood up angrily and punched Qi Long twice on the waist. Qi Long covered his mouth and didn't scream.
Gao Dongqiang, who had successfully amused people with Ruhua's photo, was inspired at this time. It doesn't have to be about making others laugh, it's okay to hurt them, right? He fixed his eyes on Wang Jiaer, who was not aggressive and was pressing his mouth with both hands to keep silent. He walked over, grabbed his legs, and pushed them hard in two directions to make him do a split. "what" Gao Dongqiang closed his mouth, his face flushed red, and pointed at Wang Jiaer and looked at the director, meaning that he had spoken. Only Qi Long and Gao Dongqiang were left on the field. Qi Long gave a thumbs up to show his ability, but Dongqiang walked towards him, as if he wanted to get rid of Qi Long as well. Qi Long retreated in panic. Gao Dongqiang, who was walking towards him, looked at Qi Long's back and laughed out loud: "Hahahahahahaha, wow... I really can't help it!" After hearing Dong Qiang's description, Qi Long was extremely curious, but he didn't dare to turn around. What kind of joke could make Dongqiang, a crosstalk artist, so happy? After being patted on the shoulder twice, Qi Long still didn't turn around. However, the person behind him walked in front of him. Sha Yi and Shen Teng exposed their bellies with a smiley face drawn on them, and were doing belly dance with their bellies squeezed in. "puff" "Qi Long, once!" Qi Long, who couldn't hold back his laughter, could laugh without worry: "You two are invincible, belly dancing duo!" It was indeed as Qi Long said. Shen Teng and Sha Yi, who had no makeup on their faces and put makeup on their bellies, were killing it all. Basically, every one of them was having fun. They even put their bellies together, put a straw on their belly buttons with painted mouths, and drank the sponsor's drinks. Even they themselves were amused by their own belly makeup. Qin Xiaoxian, who painted the remaining part of his face black, also became a laughter harvester, sending everyone into the dressing room. At this time, Qi Long, who was trying not to laugh, walked up to Qin Xiaoxian with the props he had used for sand art, and put the habit and milk into Qin Xiaoxian's mouth. Qin Xiaoxian drank two sips without any suspicion. Qi Long pointed at Habit and then at Sha Yi's belly. "Puff" Qin Xiaoxian collapsed and sat on the ground and started laughing wildly. After such a mutual pitfall, the long fifteen minutes finally came to an end, and everyone received , , and knives respectively according to their rankings. The one who laughed the least was Yang Chaoyue. She had a low sense of humor and she kept laughing! He has always had a golden hand, but he will suffer a Waterloo in this episode. Qi Long ranked fourth with eight swords, while Sha Yi and Shen Teng took the first two places, Dong Qiang was third, and Lao Qin and Jia Er were fifth and sixth. Everyone started the Uncle Bucket game, which involves an uncle sitting in a bucket with a dozen holes next to it. When a knife is inserted into one of the holes, the Uncle Bucket doll inside will jump out, and the person will be whipped. Whipping: Expose your forearm, and another person hits it hard with two fingers. Yang Chaoyue, the youngest, started first. He put two swords in, but Uncle Tong didn't move at all. He failed! "Golden hand, koi? They are useless this time!" Qi Long, Sha Yi and Qin Xiaoxian mocked wantonly. Wang Jiaer, who came in sixth, was trying hard to hold back his laughter, but he ended up laughing several times because of this bunch of comedians, crosstalk artists, and the violent Gao Dongqiang. With the last blow of the four knives, Uncle Bucket finally popped out. After Dongqiang hit his forearm hard, he was awarded a precious Badge of Stinky Hands!
When it came to the much-anticipated stinky hand performance, Qin Xiaoxian held six knives in his hands: "The first knife is usually very safe, so I just did it casually." He was tall and the table on which Uncle Tong was placed was a little low, so he bent over to complete the action of inserting the knife, with his head just above Uncle Tong. After the first knife was inserted, Uncle Tong bounced directly up and hit Qin Xiaoxian's forehead. Qin Xiaoxian screamed in pain, then rolled over on the ground, holding his forehead. "Hahahahahaha!" The knife itself was shocking enough, but Qin Xiaoxian added a show effect, and everyone burst into laughter. After putting Uncle Tong away, Qin Xiaoxian came for the second attack. This time he attacked with a vicious blow. There was another click, and Uncle Tong jumped out. "Wow, invincible!" "Awesome, so strong!" Qi Long pointed at Uncle Tong and said, "If the third knife succeeds again, I will suspect that there is something wrong with this Uncle Tong!" "Click" succeeded again. Qi Long went up to test Uncle Tong: "There is a problem, there must be a problem!" He picked up a toy knife and with a click, it jumped out again. Dong Qiang pulled him aside and said, "What's the point of your test? You have to do a super leap test." Yang Chaoyue tried it and Uncle Tong didn't jump out after six consecutive knives. He only jumped out after the seventh knife. This proved that Uncle Tong had no mechanism and Qin Xiaoxian was just unlucky enough! With the fourth knife, Qin Xiaoxian finally failed. He did not succeed once, but succeeded on the second try. In the end, Qin Xiaoxian used six knives to make Uncle Tong jump out four times, becoming the target of shock for the entire audience. He cheered with joy, but after Dongqiang hit him four times, he couldn't raise his arm anymore and covered his arm in pain: "Uncle Dongqiang's hand is not a hand, it's a whip!" Shen Teng started the comedian's rhyming 4-6-8 line: "Dongqiang's hand is not a hand, it is a big wolfhound. It's like a dog biting you, and you can only roar because of the pain." "Hahahahaha!" Everyone was laughing, only Gao Dongqiang looked at Shen Teng with a smile: "Brother Teng, I hope that Uncle Tong won't jump out of your twelve knives, otherwise!" As he spoke, he blew air between two fingers and then made the motion of whipping a pimp. Sha Yi smiled and pushed his junior brother: "Why did you provoke him? Do you also need to get a rabies vaccine?" (End of this chapter)