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Chapter 313: Love is a legal stimulant!

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Chapter 313: Love is a legal stimulant!

Chapter 313 Love is a legal stimulant! Qi Long, Sha Yi and Shen Teng, who didn't expect to walk up the stairs, collapsed on the sofa in the hall in melancholy. This melancholy lasted until the program crew told them that the other group's "jumping" task was bungee jumping! The greatest happiness for a person is to live a good life and to see others live worse than him. As soon as they heard that Qin Xiaoxian and Wang Jiaer's group were going to challenge bungee jumping, the brothers immediately stopped sighing and became full of energy. After the program team sent a message that the female guest had arrived at the designated floor, the four of them received a question card respectively. They were required to memorize the contents on the question card and then climb the stairs to ask the question to the female guest to answer. Qi Long took a look at the question card and was immediately shocked by the densely packed words. So many words? This is a logical reasoning question. There are four people, A, B, C, and D. Two of them are lying and the other two are telling the truth. You have to judge who the murderer is based on what they say. A said: The murderer is among B, C, and D. B said: The murderer is between A and D. C said: B is telling the truth. Ding said: I am not the murderer, the murderer must be one of A and C! Qi Long's brain started to work subconsciously, taking C as the logical basis, and first assuming that C was telling the truth. Based on this assumption, B was also telling the truth, but this caused a problem. Because if A is the murderer, then D is telling the truth; if D is the murderer, then A is telling the truth.

Therefore, A and D are telling the truth. A's truth excludes A, and D's truth excludes B. Therefore, it can be concluded that C is the murderer! The logic is quite convoluted, but the question is a bit long, which may be difficult to remember for people with poor memory. However, Qi Long has a good memory, and when his brain came up with the answer, it also imprinted the question in his mind. After putting down the question card, Qi Long started to climb the stairs. As soon as he reached the stairs, he saw the slogan on the stairs: 【Did you know? Every stair you climb can add four seconds to your life! 】 Regardless of whether it was true or not, Qi Long took this as a slogan to motivate people to exercise, and began to climb the stairs with full energy: "Dong Qiang said that if you want to avoid hurting your knees when climbing stairs, you must make sure that your toes and knees are in the same direction, and don't walk with your feet splayed, as that will hurt your knees the most." After ten floors, Qi Long's speed began to slow down noticeably, and he began to breathe heavily, not talking as frequently as before. At this time, Gao Dongqiang, the bull, ran up the stairs two steps at a time like a madman, and teased Qi Long: "Why are you here just now?" "Are you an animal?" "Didn't you see the slogan? Every step you climb can add four seconds to your life." Dong Qiang encouraged. Qi Long waved his hand: "Then I am so tired that it takes seven or eight seconds to be afraid of a step, and I owe three seconds?" "Hahahahaha, I won't wait for you. I'm leaving first." Dongqiang continued to run wildly. Qi Long stretched out his hand: "Wait a minute, Dongqiang, I just suddenly thought of a question and wanted to ask you." "Say!" "The cold wind blows in the coldest days of winter, and the next spring comes with the coldest days of winter." What's the last line of the saying? "Go to hell, you want to destroy my memory!" Dong Qiang immediately knew Qi Long's purpose. This was too familiar. He knew from Qi Long's expression that this guy had bad intentions. Those two sentences just now are the first two sentences of the classic tongue twister "Eighteen Sadnesses". They are engraved in their minds. How could Qi Long not remember them? Because it was engraved in his mind, although Dongqiang did not answer verbally, the last two sentences popped up in his brain: The fifteenth day of the first lunar month is the Dragon Lantern Festival, and there is a lion rolling an embroidered ball! When I thought about it, the words at the end kept appearing in my mind. Dongqiang climbed the stairs and shook his head vigorously, trying to recall his questions. At this time, Qi Long below shouted: "The name of the eldest disciple is Qing Touleng, and the name of the second disciple is Leng Tou Qing" The next sentence instantly appeared in Dongqiang's mind: The third apprentice's name is Seng Sandian, and the fourth apprentice's name is Dian Sanseng. "Qi Long, your uncle!" Dong Qiang shouted down while lying on the stair railing.

Qi Long looked up: "What's wrong? Can't I review my lines while climbing the stairs? A green-headed fool can play the chimes, and a green-headed fool can ring the bell." Dongqiang Brain: Monk Dian San can play the flute, and Monk Dian San can hold the sheng. Qi Long was laughing happily when he heard footsteps from upstairs. Dong Qiang ran down aggressively. Qi Long immediately got scared: "Brother Qiang, why is Brother Qiang coming downstairs?" "I forgot the question, damn it!" Dong Qiang punched Qi Long and went downstairs. "Hahahahahaha!" The plan worked, Qi Long continued to move forward. After that, he went all the way to the 33rd floor, but didn't run into those three. Apparently, they couldn't catch up with him. When he saw that the first one to come was Qi Long, Zhang Wanyi applauded in surprise. "Don't applaud yet, answer the question!" Although Qi Long was talking on the road and using tongue twisters to disturb Gao Dongqiang, his memory was very deep. Four crosstalk actors standing on the crosstalk stage suddenly popped up in his mind, and he began to repeat the questions in the question bank, word for word. "Excuse me, who is the murderer?" Zhang Wanyi began to ponder. When reading this question, you can refer to the previous words at any time to make inferences and analysis, but it is not possible when listening. There is also the step of retrieving memory, so Zhang Wanyi frowned and kept thinking, and would ask Qi Long to repeat someone's speech. In the last round of diving, she was a drag, so Zhang Wanyi had to be cautious in this round. She verified it several times before giving the answer: C! "correct answer!" "Yeah!" Qi Long raised his hands and subconsciously wanted to high-five his teammates to celebrate. This was his habit when recording variety shows. When they got there and saw Zhang Wanyi rushing towards him and hugging him, Qi Long realized, yes, yes, it was his fiancée who came today. They were both so tired that they hugged each other to celebrate. They won the first place in this level. They could pour three pots of boiling water into their thermos bags to melt the ice. However, pouring boiling water is not as Qi Long thought. It can rush towards a place to create a gap and increase the contact area of ​​the ice. If it can be exposed to the sun, it will dry faster. Instead, pour boiling water in from the edge to melt the bottom of the ice. It’s better to have something than nothing. Qi Long and Zhang Wanyi sat on the chairs next to them and watched their challenge. Dongqiang went down to the fifteenth floor but was still the second to arrive. He asked Meng Ziyi a question: "The eldest uncle went to the second uncle's house to find the third uncle and said that the fourth uncle was deceived by the fifth uncle to go to the sixth uncle's house to steal the seventh uncle's money that was put in the eighth uncle's cabinet. The ninth uncle borrowed the one thousand yuan that the tenth uncle gave to the eleventh uncle as salary. Excuse me, who is the thief? Whose money originally belonged to?" Qi Long laughed when he heard the question: "Hahahahaha, I know why you went back. If you get one adjective wrong, the answer will be wrong!" "His eldest uncle and his second uncle are both his uncles." Zhang Wanyi sang on the side. Qi Long sang along: "The high table and the low bench are all made of wood." Meng Ziyi, who was thinking, waved her hand: "Don't make noise, let me think about it, say it again!" Meng Ziyi combined Zhang Wanyi's experience just now and asked Dongqiang to say it a few more times. Finally, she firmly gave her answer: "Fifth uncle! Ninth uncle!" "Hahahahahahaha!" Qi Long burst into laughter. This question is not difficult if you break it down. It even has fewer layers of logic than Qi Long's previous A, B, C, and D. As long as you hear clearly that the fourth uncle was cheated and stole money by the fifth uncle, wouldn't it be right to answer in one second that the fourth uncle is a thief? "wrong answer!" Meng Ziyi was even surprised: "Uncle Four was cheated by Uncle Five to steal the money, and the mastermind was Uncle Five!" Dongqiang's face was a little red because of climbing the stairs, and now it looked like it was red and warm: "Did I ask you, the thief, about the mastermind?" Meng Ziyi opened her mouth wide: "Ah?" “I’m talking about thieves.” "When you repeated the question, you only mentioned uncle, but not the rest. I remembered him as the mastermind!"

Dongqiang's group failed to answer, so they needed to take the elevator downstairs to get new questions and climb the stairs again. Dongqiang took two steps and realized: "Wait, can we take the elevator downstairs?" "Hahahahahahaha!" Qi Long burst into laughter when he knew that Dongqiang had run back. Dong Qiang, who was speechless after hearing Meng Ziyi's answer, went downstairs again. After a while, Shen Teng came over trembling, holding the wall. Ma Li did not answer his question correctly, and Shen Teng had to walk up the thirty-three floors again. He collapsed at the elevator door and lay there, not wanting to move. The next person to appear was not Sha Yi, but Gao Dongqiang. Hu Ke panicked: "Where is my Sha Yi? Dong Qiang, have you seen our Lao Sha?" Dong Qiang laughed and said, "I'm lying on the 26th floor, but I've already started climbing on all fours." "Hahahahahaha!" Everyone laughed and Hu Ke covered his face. Afterwards, Sha Yi climbed up and forgot the question, which caused the audience to laugh again. Except for Qi Long, they all climbed twice. Sha Yi was told that the competition was over halfway through the second climb. Dongqiang group came second and Shen Teng group came third, and each received two pots and one pot of boiling water. "Why should I bother?" Sha Yi sat on the ground, pounding the floor and smiling bitterly. After finishing this round of tasks, we came to the final segment of this episode, the classic program of "Let's Run": tearing name tags. The name tag tearing in this round is different from other times. You will not be eliminated. You can just tear off the name tag and change to another one to continue participating in the competition. The only difference is that if you tear off someone else's name tag, you can take it to the room where the ice cubes are placed to play a mini-game. Through the mini-game, you can obtain some props that can quickly melt ice and use them on the ice cubes in your group. In the end, the group that gets the gold bar in the ice first wins. Hearing that he would not be eliminated even if his name tag was torn off, Sha Yi shouted to the sky: "Program crew, I'm finally a human being! Honey, I am only blessed by you, otherwise I would be the first one to go to jail and be bored!" Everyone came to the final location, a large shopping mall, and dispersed to different corners to start this episode's name tag tearing challenge. Qi Long and Zhang Wanyi took off their blindfolds. In front of them were big drums and jade boards. It was obvious that they were arranged by the program crew. The couple only performed for a short while, and after the countdown was broadcast, they began hunting. Since no one will be eliminated in this episode of name tag tearing, everyone has no psychological burden when tearing off the guests' name tags. In the past, when guests finally came, everyone would give them a little gaming experience and would not proactively attack the guests so early. Of course, if the guest is a warmonger and insists on provoking them, they will not show mercy. In this episode, everyone started a fierce fight right from the start. Qi Long's group met Shen Teng and Ma Li, and they started fighting directly, Qi Long against Shen Teng, and Ma Li against Zhang Wanyi. Usually at home, Qi Long would practice tearing name tags with Zhang Wanyi. As a result, Zhang Wanyi showed great strength. When the man was still in a stalemate, she tore off the name tags. Ma Li came to help Qi Long. Qi Long pulled Shen Teng and let Wanyi complete a double kill. The couple happily took the name tags to the ice room. As a result, halfway through, a pair of duo emerged, Wang Jiaer and Yang Chaoyue! The two of them analyzed the advantages of their group, which is that they all have regular members who are good at tearing off name tags. Even if they meet Gao Dongqiang, they dare to challenge him, after all, Dongqiang's group also has Meng Ziyi. So they blocked the area near the ice room, and when they saw Qi Long and the others holding two name tags, they immediately went up to negotiate. "I built this road and planted these trees. If you want to pass through here, you have to leave me some money. I will let you pass, otherwise I will kill you!" Wang Jiaer made an attacking posture and said some classic words about robbery. Qi Long complained: "How fresh! Where are the trees?" "Brother Long, there's no need. You two give us one, and then we can form an alliance, okay?" Yang Chaoyue asked with a smile.

Qi Long looked at Zhang Wanyi: "What do you mean, Teacher Wanyi?" If it were any other time, Qi Long, who likes to form alliances, might compromise, but today is different. He came with his family members and wants to ask for their opinions! "Let's beat them, who's afraid of who?" Zhang Wanyi, who had torn Ma Li apart, was full of confidence and fighting spirit, and immediately said: Tear! The two sides started fighting. Qi Long first pretended to be in a stalemate with Wang Jiaer, and then quickly turned and ran towards Yang Chaoyue. Ma Li had no training in name tag tearing, so he could let Zhang Wanyi attack without worry. However, Chao Yue had been through so many episodes and had torn off many people. Qi Long didn't think Zhang Wanyi could get the upper hand in a one-on-one situation, so he tried a little trick. Wang Jiaer reacted very quickly. He rushed over immediately and protected Yang Chaoyue's name tag with his hand. Chaoyue took the opportunity to reach behind Zhang Wanyi. With a "swish", Zhang Wanyi fell to the ground as if by reflex, with the brand name on her back pressed tightly against the ground. Chaoyue missed his attack and moved forward some distance. Qi Long took the opportunity to attack and took off the opponent's name tag when Wang Jiaer caught up to protect Yang Chaoyue's name tag. Then he and Wang Jiaer fought each other. Zhang Wanyi stood up but had not joined the battlefield yet. The two of them grabbed each other's name tags at the same time. With a swish, Qi Long tore Wang Jiaer off as well. Wang Jiaer and Yang Chaoyue looked at Qi Long in shock. Wang Jiaer gave him a thumbs up and said, "Brother Long was awesome today!" "Gao Dongqiang, get off Brother Long!" Yang Chaoyue pointed at Qi Long and teased. "Hahahaha!" Amid Qi Long's smug laughter, Yang Chaoyue shouted, "Urine test, urine test is a must!" "No need, we will find out after checking that there is not a drop of urine in the stimulants!" Wang Jiaer commented. Qi Long picked up the Yang Chaoyue name tag that he had just torn off and thrown on the ground: "I can't help it. I can't embarrass myself in front of your sister-in-law. I have to explode, haha!" "Oh my god, love is a legal stimulant!" Chao Yue made a very high-level exclamation. Qi Long hugged Zhang Wanyi, and then helped Zhang Wanyi tidy up the messy hair around her ears. Wang Jiaer knelt on the ground, held his head in his hands, and sang: [Cold dog food is stuffed in my mouth.] "Hahahahaha!" (End of this chapter)

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