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Chapter 297: Happy Vacation Time

Chapter 297 Happy Vacation Time Qi Long, holding a water gun, wanted to quickly find someone to confirm the production place of the other party's product, and then get a special solvent so that the weapon in his hand would no longer be a decoration. He met Yang Chaoyue whom he had been looking for. Seeing Qi Long, Yang Chaoyue was cautious at first, and turned around and ran into the darkness. Qi Long followed him in to verify his identity. After a minute, Yang Chaoyue relaxed his vigilance: "I heard Brother Teng say that you and Brother Dongqiang were bad guys. It seems that you are fine!" She lowered her water gun and had no doubt about Qi Long at all. Obviously, Yang Chaoyue discovered that zombies are afraid of the dark, but he didn't know that the mother zombie is not afraid of the dark. Qi Long shared this clue with her and then asked her where she got the water gun. Yang Chaoyue picked up the water gun again and became cautious: "At that time, Brother Teng was outside shouting that you and Brother Dongqiang were bad guys. I hid in a room and found the water gun!" "Hey, don't hold it up. If I were the mother zombie, I would tell you this. I would have torn you apart when you were not prepared." Qi Long was surprised at first, then said. I'm just surprised by my luck. I spent a lot of time reasoning and finally found such a thing, but someone just found a room to hide and found this. How can I complain?

Qi Long quickly asked her if she noticed the animal at the door of the room. Yang Chaoyue thought about it and gave an answer, saying that it was a fish, and there was also the West Lake Tower on a one-yuan coin next to it. Qi Long, who had figured it out, laughed and complained to the camera: "Programmer, the patron saint of Hangzhou City in Zhejiang Province is West Lake Vinegar Fish?" "What is West Lake Vinegar Fish?" Yang Chaoyue was puzzled. Qi Long then repeated his discovery that the animals on the door were the patron saints of each province, representing each province. He was quite proud of this theory and it was worth showing off. It would definitely be a highlight shot if it was edited into the program. After saying that, Qi Long wanted to see what Qiqi had given her in Yang Chaoyue’s backpack. Yang Chaoyue was amazed at Qi Long's analysis and took out his own props. His was a Rubik's Cube with a packaging box, and the shipping address on the box was written as Su Province. "Su Province is a bit difficult to deal with," Qi Li frowned. Yang Chaoyue was from Jiangsu Province and asked, "Why is it so difficult?" "Let me ask you, where are you from?" Chaoyue said without hesitation: "Salt City, Dafeng District!" "Look, look, you people from Su Province never say you are from Su Province when you go out. The Thirteen Guardians are not convinced by each other and they all think of themselves as independent individuals!" Yang Chaoyue applauded: "Hahaha, indeed!" "If no one obeys anyone, how will the patron saint of Su Province be decided? If the patron saint of Jinling's specialties, salted duck and duck blood vermicelli soup, is a duck, other cities will not obey; as for Xucheng, they have the Sheep Festival, so it is not appropriate to have a sheep as the patron saint, and it also clashes with Yangcheng; if the patron saint of Chaoyue's city is chosen, other cities will not obey!" Chaoyue was puzzled: "What is the specialty of our city?" "You, the Koi God!" Qi Long said casually. Yang Chaoyue couldn't hold back the corners of his mouth and couldn't help curling up: "No, no, no, Brother Long, I don't deserve it, don't flatter me!" Qi Long followed with a smile, and then pondered: "Unless there is a common feature in Su Province, everyone is convinced by the god, what is the common feature, super leap" Yang Chaoyue thought for a moment and answered with two words: "Free shipping." "We also provide free shipping to Zhejiang Province and Shanghai. Let's go and talk while we search!"

The two searched together, looking at the animal pictures on the door together. Soon, Yang Chaoyue found a strange room: "Brother Long, Brother Long, come quickly, there is something wrong with this picture!" Qi Long ran over and saw the appearance of this guardian angel, a huge old man holding a book in his hand, and many pieces of paper were lingering around the old man like snowflakes, and next to him stood a building: Confucius Temple. Jinling Confucius Temple is a famous tourist attraction. Qi Long made a judgment: "This is Su Province!" "Ah? What is this?" Yang Chaoyue was shocked. "God of the test paper, the difficulty of the questions in Su Province is the highest in the country. If there is any common feature in Su Province, it is that your questions are all difficult. It's okay, you didn't pass the college entrance examination, it's not your fault!" “Hahahahaha, the production crew really knows how to have fun!” The two men entered the room and took out the special solvent, which was two bottles of water with paint added, and put them into the water gun, thus having a weapon to deal with the zombies. After analyzing the situation, the two felt that Wang Jiaer, who had not shown up, and Gao Dongqiang and Shen Teng, who had not waited for Qi Long to return, were very suspicious, so they would try to attack them if they met them. Carrying water guns, they searched forward, and the brother and sister even started playing gags from the crosstalk "Spy Academy". They pretended to move forward in slow motion, performed a swimming show without props and then found a boat, and performed a dodging laser obstacle without props. When they reached the elevator in the corridor, Qin Xiaoxian came out and looked at the two of them and burst into laughter: "What are you two doing? Hahahaha!" "Old Qin, have you found anything?" Qi Long asked. Qin Xiaoxian stood in the elevator and took out a letter from her bag: "I found something!" As he spoke, the elevator door closed, and Qin Xiaoxian pressed the open button again: "See?" Qi Long immediately became suspicious. Could it be that it was dark outside the elevator and he, a zombie, was afraid of being exposed if he came out? "Come out!" "It's dark outside, I can't see clearly!" Yang Chaoyue acted decisively, rushed forward, and shot at Qin Xiaoxian's back with a water gun. Qin Xiaoxian quickly stood in the corner of the elevator. Qi Long went up to help pull Qin Xiaoxian away, allowing the water gun to hit his name tag. After being hit, Qin Xiaoxian suddenly fell ill and trembled on the ground. I tore off his name tag and it really said "Zombie" inside. The two took his bag, took out his facial cleanser and the clue envelope from the bag, and learned that the facial cleanser was produced in Yangcheng. They immediately rushed to Guangdong Province, which Qi Long knew, and got the water gun again. Unfortunately, it was not a special solution. At the same time, they confirmed the clues in the envelope, which read: "After the mother zombie infects a human into a zombie, it will temporarily lose the ability to infect, and must reach a special room to replenish energy within five minutes, otherwise it will lose the ability to move, and can only be carried by fellow zombies." "A zombie needs to observe confinement after giving birth to a child?" Qi Long's words made Yang Chaoyue burst into laughter. "Your description is absolutely amazing!" Once this clue came out, there was a certain explanation for why Shen Teng and Gao Dongqiang didn't wait for Qi Long. Because he had to go to "confinement", so he infected Gao Dongqiang and couldn't sit and wait for Qi Long, he had to recharge. No wonder everyone ate some vegetables, but Shen Teng only ate meat during the meal and didn't eat a single vegetable! It seems that zombies don’t like to eat meat, but they can only eat meat! In this case, Gao Dongqiang becomes a very dangerous person. Qi Long and Yang Chaoyue together are no match for Gao Dongqiang. He can completely crush the two of them with his strength and let Shen Teng fight him. Therefore, eliminating Gao Dongqiang is also a top priority. During the process, the two encountered Sha Yi who was hiding in the dark. He didn't know how to attack the zombies, so he hid after learning the evidence that the zombies were afraid of the dark. Qi Long took out his water gun and asked Sha Yi to help him and seduce the zombies. Sha Yi was very reluctant, so Qi Long took out the third water gun and told him that as long as he did it, he would give him a weapon that could kill zombies.

This time, Sha Yi was moved and took action. He found that Sha Yi's Gao Dongqiang and Wang Jiaer had stopped acting and chased him directly, while also calling Shen Teng to continue expanding the zombie team. Gao Dongqiang ran around a corner, and Qi Long and Yang Chaoyue, who were hiding behind the photographer, stood up, cheered and fired water guns, hitting Gao Dongqiang's nameplate. Gao Dongqiang is out! Seeing this, Wang Jiaer, who was double-teaming, slammed on the brakes and ran away. Qi Long threw the water gun to Sha Yi, and the three of them immediately went after him, also adopting the strategy of catching a thief in the alley by blocking both ends. Qi Long went down the elevator and took a detour to flank him, while the remaining two chased after him. As a result, when Qi Long came up the stairs of the safety passage, he heard the voices of Sha Yi and Wang Jiaer chatting. has a problem! Qi Long turned around and left, ready to find Yang Chaoyue. The mother zombie could not tear two people apart at once. Sha Yi was torn apart, so Chaoyue should have escaped. After making a detour, he didn't find Yang Chaoyue, but instead ran into Sha Yi again, who was walking towards him with a water gun as if nothing had happened. He was still panting: "Wang Jiaer is too fast at running, Chaoyue and I got separated, and I have too few bullets, give me some more!" "There's not much to begin with!" If Qi Long hadn't heard him talking to Wang Jia'er, he would have been fooled by him. Qi Long pretended to trust him on the spot, then let Sha Yi get closer and attacked him without hesitation. Sha Yi collapsed to the ground and showed off his acting skills, asking Qi Long how he found out. Qi Long naturally said this when he heard him talking. He snatched his bag and walked towards the slippers production room. At this time he also knew why Yang Chaoyue wanted to run away. He and Yang Chaoyue had almost the same amount of water guns. Yang Chaoyue fired one more time than him to deal with Qin Xiaoxian. It should be that he had no bullets in his gun, so he had to run away. After attacking Sha Yi, Qi Long had very few bullets left and could not even fire them by inflating them. He could only continue to look for a special solution. Fortunately, the three water guns have been found, and the next room we are going to must contain the special solution. After taking the special solution and loading the bullets, Qi Long continued on his way. He met Wang Jiaer who was hiding in a box. He eliminated him directly. Based on the fact that Wang Jiaer was hiding, he judged that Shen Teng should have come out again and eliminated another person. In other words, Qi Long is now fighting alone. Qi Long, holding a water gun, began to search carefully. When he approached a T-shaped corridor, Qi Long stopped and asked, "Is the perfume on Chaoyue ambushing me?" After speaking to the camera, Qi Long slowly backed away. On both sides of the T-shaped corridor, Shen Teng and Yang Chaoyue stuck their heads out and looked at each other in surprise. No, why did Qi Long suddenly run away? Qi Long believed that the water gun could only attack the name tag on the back, so it was more dangerous in a narrow place like the corridor. He had to deal with people in the dark, so after a minute, Yang Chaoyue would become slow in movement and he would only need to deal with Shen Teng. It would be better if the place is spacious enough to facilitate shooting. When approaching a dim space, Qi Long noticed the unique perfume on Yang Chaoyue again, and then stopped: "Why do I smell Yang Chaoyue's perfume again? Tsk tsk tsk!" Just as he finished speaking, Yang Chaoyue jumped out from the potted plant behind him. Qi Long immediately stepped forward and entered the dark hall. However, in the dark hall, the mother zombie Shen Teng had been lying in ambush for a long time and immediately attacked Qi Long's name tag. Qi Long raised his water gun and attacked Shen Teng's name tag. When Qi Long's name tag was torn off, the director team made a judgment that Qi Long won. Because his water gun attacked Shen Teng's name tag first. In the finale, Qi Long stood in the center holding a water gun, while the others sat on the ground, looking distraught, and took a picture of the MVP settlement scene. Everyone shouted the slogan "Let's run" together, and this episode of zombie special officially ended. They spent the night in this hotel and said they would continue filming the next morning. With nothing to do, everyone went to the hotel's outdoor swimming pool and started the BBQ mode. The program crew also turned on the camera so that they could record some behind-the-scenes footage.

If the camera wasn't on, everyone would have just eaten and drunk casually and then returned to their rooms. But when the camera was turned on, some people wanted to do something, but not Qi Long, because Qi Long was busy barbecuing. "Generally speaking, when two people go out, one of them will barbecue while the other waits to eat. When a group of people go out, one of them will barbecue while the other waits to eat. Qi Long is always the one who barbecues!" Dong Qiang said with a smile. Qi Long grilled the skewers and said with a smile: "Fresh lamb skewers, I guarantee you'll want two more after eating one, and three more after eating two." Qin Xiaoxian, who was not far away, pushed Sha Yi, who was looking at the scenery, into the swimming pool. Dong Qiang immediately stood up to watch the fun. As a result, Shen Teng and Qin Xiaoxian on the shore looked at each other and pushed Dong Qiang in as well. Just like that, the furious Dong Qiang went ashore. Shen Teng and Qin Xiaoxian ran for their lives. Dong Qiang chased them and saw Wang Jiaer sitting and eating fruit. He directly pulled Jiaer up and threw him into the swimming pool. "Hey, it's not me, Brother Dongqiang!" "I don't care if it's you!" After Wang Jiaer was dealt with, the instigators Shen Teng and Qin Xiaoxian were also captured one by one and thrown into the swimming pool. At this time, Sha Yi climbed up happily, but Gao Dongqiang held him down again. "I just came up!" "Go to hell!" Dong Qiang said a classic line from a supporting actor and threw Sha Yi into it as well. "Hahahahahahaha!" Everyone in the swimming pool burst into laughter. Playing with good friends is so joyful. Qin Xiaoxian slandered that Qi Long should also come down to experience it. Dongqiang nodded and walked towards Qilong. In front of Qi Long, Yang Chaoyue, who was sitting and taking pictures, stood up immediately: "Well, I'll jump by myself!" After saying that, she jumped into the swimming pool. "Uh, I didn't intend to throw you away." "Hahahahahaha!" everyone applauded and laughed. Dongqiang followed the original plan. After Qi Long put the skewers on the plate, he immediately put the plate on the table, then picked up Qi Long and threw him into the swimming pool. Qin Xiaoxian, who had just come ashore, pushed Dongqiang hard from behind and pushed him in as well. After the problem was solved, he also jumped into the pool. Everyone laughed together and took a "Let's Run" family photo in the swimming pool. With a shout of "After that", everyone tacitly pushed Qin Xiaoxian's head into the water. "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" Recently, it’s been too hot to shoot outdoors, so our company’s main focus has been studio shooting. However, studio rental is expensive, and one scene requires frantic writing, so the author has been working overtime like crazy. He has made enough overtime pay, but the update of the novel is always late. I’m really sorry!   (End of this chapter)

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