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Chapter 275: We are either making fun of others or making sarcastic remarks!

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Chapter 275: We are either making fun of others or making sarcastic remarks!

Chapter 275 We are either making fun of others or making sarcastic remarks! Qi Long and Dong Qiang were immediately carried out after they performed a satirical crosstalk. Everyone wants to watch the fun, so when they saw a crosstalk piece that talked about "Rang Le Ge" and "Doctor Crosstalk", they immediately clicked in to watch. To be honest, the crosstalk itself is not very funny, it is just performed by two people for fun in a small theater, but because of its satirical nature, netizens love to talk about it. Qi Long and Dong Qiang’s jokes both became hot searches. The next day, Zhang Boxin started a live broadcast. His face turned the color of liver due to anger. Even the whitening special effects of the live broadcast platform could not block his redness. What are you talking about? Some crosstalk actors may be of a higher generation, but don’t forget that they are young. Can a young person call others elders? Ignoring all the comments cursing him, Zhang Boxin continued talking freely. "There are rules for making jokes in crosstalk. Don't make jokes about people with whom you have estrangement, so as not to cause misunderstandings. Don't make jokes about elders, especially those who are highly respected. Don't make jokes about people the audience is not familiar with, because it won't have a good effect. Don't involve areas that shouldn't be involved, otherwise it will cause trouble for the entire crosstalk industry." So, the two of them actually don't understand crosstalk at all, and they're still making jokes, but how can they hit me? Dongqiang, who had watched the live broadcast, also started a live broadcast. Next to him was Qilong, who was holding a half-cut watermelon and digging it with a spoon. Compared with Hong Wen's, their conditions are much more relaxed.

Dong Qiang said with a smile: "What they said is right. It is true that those four types of things cannot be used to make jokes, but we are not making jokes. We are just making fun of them!" The comments were filled with laughter. Qi Long dug into a watermelon and nodded beside him: "Indeed, we are satirizing people who can't stand losing. As for the Zhang you mentioned, I won't hide it from you. I don't know." This is Zhang's original words about Meng Hetang on a crosstalk variety show: "Who is this young man Meng Hetang? To be honest, I don't know!" It's just using his words to attack him. "Even if we are just kidding, why does he think it is unreasonable? Is there a gap between us and him?" Dong Qiang asked. Qi Long: "I don't know this person, where does the estrangement come from?" "He is highly respected." "never heard of that." Dong Qiang slapped his thigh and said, "That's right, the audience is not familiar with him!" "Yeah, that makes sense!" Qi Long nodded, and then dug some watermelon. It had been in the refrigerator, so it tasted cool and was very delicious. It is natural to respond when doing a live broadcast, but Dongqiang didn't want to give him so many screen times, so after saying a few words, he started talking about other topics. For example, the Dongqiang Fitness Channel account currently has over million fans, but has never had any fan benefits. Some fans have asked him to provide fan benefits. "Where can I get you any fan benefits? I try to invite so many celebrities to train with me every day, isn't that enough benefit?" Dong Qiang retorted. His channel often has celebrity guests. Artists who have worked on variety shows with big companies, whether they are singers in rap shows or crosstalk actors in crosstalk shows, including regular members and guests of reality shows, have basically been "persecuted" by Dongqiang and pulled away for training. The stage persona is that of a rapper named Big Brother, who roars on stage, “I’m too tough to learn to bend over.” He went to Dongqiang's fitness channel and trained with Dongqiang. In the end, he was exhausted and sweating. Dongqiang didn't let him lie down or sit, so he could only bend over and look exhausted. Sun Honglei, the reckless man in the variety show Men's Gang, was trained by Gao Dongqiang and ran away while going to the toilet. He took the camera with him and ran to Qi Long's house near Dongqiang's gym to eat pork elbows and trotters. This member of the men's gang who doesn't play by the rules also brings a lot of show effects.

With such great guests and the output of practical information on fitness and weight loss, his number of fans is growing rapidly, and he is showing a trend of becoming one of the top 100 UP hosts this year. When he said that he didn't have any fan benefits, the barrage viewers immediately became dissatisfied. "Hurry, stop just watching the show and think about the fan benefits." Dong Qiang pushed Qi Long next to him. Qi Long swallowed the food in his mouth and then spoke: "I saw that idol artist, when the number of fans exceeded tens of millions, the fans' benefits were selfies or dyeing their hair a different color. How about you dye your hair green?" "I'll just wear a water grass." "Okay, everyone will definitely be satisfied with this, hahaha." Dongqiang turned back with disdain: "Just keep eating the melon!" "Okay!" Qi Long continued to dig watermelons. After the show ended, he suggested to Dong Qiang that they could make a special edition of the program. The content of the program could allow the company's senior planners to play a role. Whoever's proposal was adopted, you would pay them. Dong Qiang thought this was a good idea and arranged it immediately. Five days later, Qi Long found out that he had been tricked. The guests of the special edition were invited by him and his fiancée, Dong Qiang, his best brother, otherwise they would not have participated. In order to prevent Dongqiang's training from being too intense, Qi Long made a preparation. He called Qin Xiaoxian and told him that there was a variety show looking for him. He and the director strongly recommended Qin Xiaoxian to participate. Qin Xiaoxian was very excited after hearing this, and immediately expressed his willingness to continue to host new variety shows with his uncle. "Come here first, let's have a meal with this variety show director!" "Okay, send me an address!" When Qin Xiaoxian arrived at his destination, Qi Long trotted over and took him to the closed indoor water park opposite the restaurant. "What do you mean?" Qin Xiaoxian was confused. Gao Dongqiang came out and said: "Bring the microphone, bring the microphone, I didn't expect there would be an unexpected gain!" "what?" "Welcome to the special program of Dongqiang Fitness Channel!" Dongqiang said with a smile. Qin Xiaoxian immediately shook off Qi Long's hand and ran out, but Dong Qiang grabbed his clothes and pulled him back. "Uncle, don't do that. It will kill people!" "It's okay, don't worry. This special program is not a dry training. It's a joyful training. The four of us will go into this venue and stay there for four hours!" Dongqiang introduced the setting. Qin Xiaoxian didn't believe a word of it: "No push-ups, sit-ups, burpees, or anything like that?" “No, no, no, at most you can swim and run, but you can choose whether to swim or not, run or not.” Qin Xiaoxian: "I recorded it. If it's fake, I won't believe you again!" Everyone put on microphones, wore casual beach clothes, and walked into the water park after it closed. It was obviously opened specially for them after they were contacted. "You booked the entire place to make a video?" Qi Long asked in surprise, looking at the empty water park. "It's a special program, so it should be a little more special." Dong Qiang said with a smile. Zhang Wanyi held Qi Long's hand and asked Dongqiang: "Can we just stay here and play for four hours?"

"Well, anyway, the planner told me that if I stay in there for four hours, the challenge will be considered a success!" Dong Qiang said, and raised his wrist. Everyone had an electronic watch on their wrist with a four-hour countdown on it. Compared with the three people who were still relatively relaxed, Qin Xiaoxian looked around with disbelief written all over his face. No way, it can't be that simple. As everyone was walking aimlessly forward, a zombie in white clothes crawled out from under a table, limping and staggering towards the crowd. "Ah?" Qi Long and Zhang Wanyi were surprised. "Ah!" Qin Xiaoxian screamed and turned around to run. Dong Qiang laughed and said, "That's because you want to run, hahaha!" The zombies were getting faster and faster, stumbling towards them. Qi Long, Dong Qiang and Zhang Wanyi also turned around and started to run away. "Your sports channel special is the Four Hour Escape?" Qi Long asked. Zhang Wanyi complained: "Wouldn't that be exhausting?" "Hahaha, I only know that there are zombies and I have to hide from them for four hours. I'll have to wait and see what to do specifically. Let's run first!" Dongqiang was happy once he could exercise. He didn't read the entire plan for fear of losing its novelty. However, after seeing the concept of the project, which was about escaping from the zombies, he immediately agreed. (End of this chapter)

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