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Chapter 270: Foot Massage Experience

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Chapter 270: Foot Massage Experience

Chapter 270 Foot Massage Experience After experiencing all the projects, Qi Long and Guo Qilin began to score everyone, but the services provided by others were basically not taken into consideration during the scoring. The two of them directly drew lots to score, and who scored higher or lower depended entirely on luck, which was fair and reasonable. The highest scorer on Qi Long's side was Yue Yunpeng. The fat guy was lucky and got the highest score. On Guo Qilin's side is Luan Yunping. As soon as the two submitted their scores to the chairman Guo Degang, Guo Degang acted as if he had suddenly realized something: "The second largest shareholder wants to experience foot massage, and the third largest shareholder wants to experience being a waiter in a restaurant!" "Ah?" Qi Long was stunned: "No!" So the scoring table is to score where we want to experience? "Hey, I'm not the unreasonable person. If you want to go, go ahead!" Qi Long said: "It's not that we don't want to go?" "Look, the child is talking nonsense in a hurry. Go, go, go." When Qi Long appeared in the workshop wearing a foot massage therapist's uniform, Dong Qiang almost died of laughter: "You have come to this day, hahahaha!"

After being trained by a blind uncle, Qi Long used Dong Qiang as his practice subject for foot massage. After learning for a while, he officially started the job. Qi Long and Dong Qiang were in the same class and entered a house of two middle-aged ladies together. Seeing that it was the two of them, the aunt was overjoyed: "Oh, Qi Long and Dong Qiang, I love your crosstalk so much, are you filming a show?" "Yes, the two of us are foot massage masters today!" Qi Long was studying in the workshop with a look of disgust and reluctance on his face, but after entering the room, he put on a smile and did not look unhappy at all. In fact, the two of them are pretty good at massaging other people's feet. Although their family conditions are not bad, and Dongqiang is a wealthy second-generation, they learned from their master when they were young. At that time, they had the experience of washing the feet of their master and his wife, and washing the feet of their parents when they went home. The program crew will not arrange young girls as this may easily cause discussion. It is just an elderly lady and massaging someone's feet is nothing. What happened just now was more of a show effect, just showing that they dislike each other. The aunt waved her hands quickly: "Oh, how can I let you massage my feet?" "Look, we are accused of cheating crosstalk performers, and people think we have dirty hands!" Gao Dongqiang glared: "I never stole anything, but your senior brother stole the costumes!" "Hahaha, Dongqiang, are you not planning to stay in Deyun Society? My senior brother has permission." Why are you still bringing this up? The auntie also laughed and explained that they came here for a trip and had been walking around for several days, so even if they washed their clothes, there might still be a smell, which was not suitable. Qi Long waved his hand: "We are in this business, why do we need to be picky about feet? You want to tell me the most difficult thing about massaging your feet!" Dong Qiang: "What?" "Look at how beautiful you are. When the show airs, my girlfriend and fiancée will be jealous!" "Hahahahahahaha!" Qi Long's mouth made the two aunts laugh out loud. This crosstalk artist really knows how to speak! Qi Long and Dong Qiang started to work, but to be honest, they were very unskilled, because they had only learned a little bit, and might not be able to mold well for others, so Qi Long just provided some emotional value. If they lacked the ability, they could make up for it with emotional value. While chatting and massaging their feet, I learned that these two middle-aged women came here from Chang'an to visit relatives and travel. Qi Long had an idea: "Auntie, you know what? I recently discovered that the country of Britain is actually our Shaanxi Province!"

"Why do you say that?" Dong Qiang added in support. "First of all, the two maps are very similar, almost exactly the same. The northern part of Shaanxi Province is the Loess Plateau, right?" "What's to the north of Britain?" "The Scottish Highlands. Chang'an in Shaanxi Province has the Big Wild Goose Pagoda and the Bell Tower. Look at the capital of Britain." "have what?" "The Rotating Tower, Big Ben, aren't they both a tower and a clock? The most important thing is that our Shaanxi Province is next to Henan Province, and south of the Yellow River is Henan, and theirs is next to Britain, which is Helan. This is completely right!" Dong Qiang complained: "How does this make sense?" "We have Roujiamo in Shaanxi Province. You see, it's a noodle product with meat in the middle. Britain has Huiling's stewed beef." “Is it also meat sandwiched in dough?” "Yes, I am." We call it the Tang Dynasty the City That Never Sleeps, and they call it the Empire on which the Sun Never Sets, both meaning there is no night, only day. We have a famous comedian Mr. Guo Da in Shaanxi Province, and he and Mr. Jason Stein from Britain look like twin brothers. "Isn't all this enough to prove that Britain is an inseparable part of my Shaanxi Province? The most important thing is that you can't refute it!" Dongqiang was puzzled: "What?" "Have you noticed that Britain has never denied its Shaanxi Province? This means that it is Shaanxi Province!" "Nonsense, no one has ever admitted it!" The aunties laughed out loud when they heard this. Not to mention the two people's foot-massaging skills, they definitely did a good job in making people happily enjoy the services of the bathing center! "Oh, you are so close to the people!" the aunties sighed. Qi Long smiled and shook his head: "You are wrong, we are also civilians!" "Yes, the Chinese Folk Music Association didn't let us take up a temporary position!" Dong Qiang agreed. This is really Qi Long's true words. No matter how popular his variety shows are now and his crosstalk tickets are sold out in an instant, he has never considered himself a privileged person. He is just an ordinary person. He feels a sense of accomplishment when he can add a little fun to other people's lives. This episode was basically made as a professional experience of "Amazing Challenge". Apart from the opening game and Qi Long's inspection, everyone was basically busy at their respective posts and there were not many jokes. Some even cried. Shaobing cried. While cleaning up the restaurant, he joked with the child, saying that he should study hard, otherwise he would only be able to do hard labor when he grows up. After saying this, he broke down and thought of his master. Qi Long, the second largest shareholder who had just finished the foot massage, rushed over after hearing about it: "What happened? Why are you still crying?" "Uncle Master, I just think that if someone like me hadn't met a master, I would probably have been doing this for the rest of my life." Qi Long did not comfort him, but said jokingly: "You think too much, most people won't hire you as a waiter with your looks!" "Pfft, hahahaha!" Shaobing laughed instantly: "Uncle, I'm feeling sad!" "What's there to be sad about? There are top talents in every profession. Even if you didn't meet my senior brother, you still have other ways out in life. Look, someone like you, a petty thief, a social scum, still has a lot of value!"

"Hahahahahaha!" I thought Qi Long was going to comfort him, but he ended up stabbing him again. "I don't know whether it contains gold or not, but the silver bracelet is worn!" Luan Yunping added. (End of this chapter)

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