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Crosstalk: Stop playing with your uncle!

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Chapter 266: Crosstalk: "Weird Variety Show Ideas"

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Chapter 266: Crosstalk: "Weird Variety Show Ideas"

Chapter 266 Crosstalk: "Weird Variety Show Ideas" The news of Qi Long's proposal was posted on Weibo after Dong Qiang sought his and Zhang Wanyi's consent. Guo Degang, who seldom posts on Weibo, also posted about this happy event. However, Guo Degang's Weibo post was boring as it did not allow comments, and he only posted a group photo of everyone sitting in the private room and a sweet photo of Qi Long and Zhang Wanyi. In comparison, Dongqiang's Weibo is much more interesting. He took a lot of photos through the monitor in the director's room, especially the one of Qi Long wearing a purple cheongsam and singing drum music on the stage, which looked incongruous no matter how you looked at it. Moreover, Dongqiang's copywriter also published Qi Long's funny sentence. Netizens were laughing so much, discussing Qi Long's proposal and stacking BUFF, immediate success, a successful start, and purple ingot (specified) success. Many actors from Deyun Society, members of "Men Gang", "Challenge Group" and "Let's Run" held a team building event in the comment section of Dongqiang's Weibo. The elder uncles, peers, and younger brothers of Deyun Society basically all expressed their blessings. The men's gang became excited. Zhang Yixing made a smug expression while wearing sunglasses: The costume that can be quickly changed by tearing it on the stage was customized for him by me. Apart from him, the other four members all had angry expressions. Huh? You didn't tell us such a big thing, are we still brothers? The same thing happened on "Let's Run". The members "accused" Qi Long and Dong Qiang of keeping the secret and not telling them. They even started a video call in the group and asked Dong Qiang to tell them in detail what happened on the scene.

As for Qi Long, no one disturbed him, at least tonight. The proposal was successful, and maybe she was enjoying a sweet vacation. It would be inappropriate to disturb her. It was not until the next morning that Qi Long received news from his friends. While congratulating him, they also did not forget to complain that he was not a good friend and did not even tell them. Qi Long responded one by one, it’s not like I didn’t invite you to the wedding banquet, why would I invite you to propose to me? I just don’t want to make a big fuss so as not to seem like I’m forcing a marriage and putting pressure on my partner or my fiancée! I must have a wedding banquet, but when will it be? I don’t know! As for the specific date, the elders of both sides have to meet and discuss the date. In short, no one can escape paying the share of money! Although the wedding banquet time has not been set, the wedding photo shooting time has been set. Qi Long told Dong Qiang that she wanted to propose to him, so Dong Qiang found a wedding photographer for her and a wedding designer in the industry and asked him to contact them. There is no need to rush to make the wedding dress, just take your time to customize it, let Qi Long’s fiancée choose the style herself, then slowly make it and take photos when it’s done. But if you don’t have a wedding dress, you can also take wedding photos of people wearing other clothes. Start with those who are wearing traditional clothes such as embroidered gowns and cheongsams. They already have custom-made clothes that fit them best, so just take pictures! Qi Long was very puzzled. You, Gao Dongqiang, haven't even been in a relationship yet, so where did you get the resources of top wedding dress designers and photographers? "I haven't taken photos of them, but my other rich second-generation friends like me have. This photographer took photos of my friend's five weddings." Qi Long was stunned: "Uh, how about changing the photographer?" "It has nothing to do with the photographer. It's just that my friend is too single-minded!" Dong Qiang spoke in a serious tone, using a minority language. Qi Long pushed him: "Is this called loyalty?" "He is loyal. When he was 22, he liked 22-year-old girls. He has been in love with 24, 25, 26, and now 30 years old. He still likes 22-year-old girls!" "So loyal?" "Hahahaha, he always looks for that photographer, and he takes great photos, so just go ahead and take them!" After the news of the successful proposal spread, the next day when Zhang Wanyi performed a drum song, people in the audience shouted congratulations. Not to mention on stage, when the two were touring this luxurious cruise ship, people who knew them kept congratulating them. Qi Long sometimes jokes with others: "Since I was a child, whenever someone says congratulations, I always say congratulations. But today I can't say congratulations. This is my wife. I can only say thank you!" Passersby exclaimed that the crosstalk actor was extraordinary, as he could make a thank you for someone's blessing sound like a joke. In addition to congratulations from passers-by, there are also invitations to variety shows.

He also didn't expect that the popularity of a group of artist friends in the entertainment industry building a team under Dongqiang's Weibo became a hot topic, and many variety shows were put into motion again. Before, Qi Long rarely accepted external variety shows and turned down many announcements, so fewer and fewer people invited him to variety shows. It's like when you invite someone to dinner, but they don't come, slowly they won't invite you again. I didn’t expect to receive invitations to variety shows now, and they are all about couples. For example, they are invited to be observers in dating variety shows, and there are also various invitations for couple travel, couple-run B&B, and couple slow variety shows. Na Yu called him and said that we knew he was not interested in other variety shows so we just turned them down, but we didn’t know if he was interested in this one that might allow him to go on a love trip at public expense, so he asked him if he wanted to participate? "Are you interested?" Qi Long asked Zhang Wanyi, reciting the contents of several variety shows. Zhang Wanyi shook her head after listening: "We can just go on a couple's trip by ourselves. It would be a waste of time to have so many people on the production team. Also, running a B&B, isn't that a waste of brain cells?" "it is good!" Then just turn it down. Qi Long himself is not interested. Just like Zhang Wanyi said, the two of them can go out for a trip together, just like the last Water Splashing Festival, they can just go when they want and have fun however they want. When filming a show, you have to consider the show effect and so on. It's too tiring, and Qi Long is not the type who likes to do intimate actions in front of the camera, so forget it. As for the dating variety show observer, if Dongqiang participated in the dating variety show, he might be interested in helping his good brother with assists or something. Forget about the rest The cruise lasted four days and three nights, and Deyun Society held a crosstalk performance in the evening of the first and third days. On the third day, Qi Long mentioned variety shows in his introduction. As soon as he and Dong Qiang came on stage, the audience congratulated them continuously, and Qi Long thanked them with a big smile on his face. "Thank you all, I'm proposing to you and you all should be happy for me!" Qi Long said politely. Dong Qiang nodded at the side: "Hey, everyone loves their children!" "Parents who provide food and clothing are still parents, there's nothing wrong with that. To be honest, my proposal was successful, and I'm under pressure now. After that, there are more and more places to spend money, such as buying a house, holding a wedding banquet, taking wedding photos, and having children in the future, which will be an even bigger money-eating beast. So I plan to make money. I plan to start with variety shows, make a national variety show, and make a lot of money! " "Haven't both of your shows been called national variety shows?" Qi Long waved his hand: "It's more explosive than "Men Gang" and "Let's Run", I have already thought of the content of the program!" "It's convenient to tell us!" "It's convenient, because it may not be possible to film it, so let me first tell you my first idea!" "hold head high!" "Please invite twelve male guests and tell them that eleven of them are male compatriots who don't like women very much, and one of them likes women. Let them spend every day together and vote for the one person they think is different every week. If the one who likes women is voted out, the remaining people will share the prize money!" "What kind of show is this? Isn't it disgusting to watch?" "Hey, here comes the most interesting design. In fact, all twelve of them like women. Seeing a group of people who like women pretending that they don't like women, they all think they are the undercover. Isn't it interesting? Isn't it lacking in ratings?" "You don't lack ratings, but you are quite immoral!" Qi Long was proud: "My next program will be about accumulating virtues!" "Tell me about it!" "The next show is called 'It's Your Turn' and I have already decided on the host, it will be my good friend Sa Beining!"

“Oh, what is this show about?” "Choose an artist from the entertainment industry and start an in-depth investigation on him. Did he touch anything he shouldn't have? Did he touch anything he shouldn't have? A comprehensive investigation. If he is selected, he cannot refuse. After the investigation is over, he will designate the next artist to participate in the comprehensive investigation. Just talk about this show, do more good deeds, I guess there will be no one left in the crosstalk world, and then we two will be the only two veteran crosstalk artists!" The whole audience burst into laughter. It sounds like this show is impossible to film, but it is still very exciting to think about it. Dongqiang was shocked: "Do you think this can be filmed?" "So I said it was just an idea, it hasn't been implemented yet!" These are just some of Qi Long's sudden ideas as a prelude, and he was just joking. Dong Qiang would stop him and say that if he wanted to make money, he should not do such a variety show that sounds impossible to be broadcast. You can make money in many ways, not just by performing crosstalk, you should write songs and act in movies. Following this topic, we arrived at a traditional leg work! (End of this chapter)

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