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Chapter 261: Tear it in half and start from scratch?

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Chapter 261: Tear it in half and start from scratch?

Chapter 261: Tear it in half and start from the beginning? The two were still talking and laughing when Shen Teng suddenly came up and attacked Qi Long. He could not forget that it was Qi Long's "Pull~~~" that caused him to be torn off by Dong Qiang. Qi Long reacted quickly, turning around to avoid Shen Teng's sneak attack, then pressed against the wall, pushing and pulling with Shen Teng's hand: "Brother Teng, what are you doing?" "What? Revenge!" "Dong Qiang tore you apart, if you want revenge go find Dong Qiang" Shen Teng spread his hands: "If I could beat him, I would have torn him apart long ago. I'll only pick on the weak!" "Hahahaha, you are sure that I am a soft persimmon!" "Your push and pull is fine if you cooperate with others, but it's useless to fight on your own. I can resist if you come to me!" When Shen Teng was explaining why Qi Long was a soft persimmon, Qi Long jumped up, reached over Shen Teng's shoulders and grabbed his name tag. Shen Teng also took the opportunity to step forward and put his arm under Qi Long's armpit and behind his back. Qi Long suddenly clamped his arms and controlled Shen Teng's arms. This was a trick that was inspired by his girlfriend's attack when he was hugging and unbuttoning Shen Teng's back, and he used it directly. Shen Teng cried out, and Qi Long successfully grabbed his name tag and tore it apart.

The emperor died. "Am I a soft persimmon?" Qi Long said with a smile while holding Shen Teng's name tag. Shen Teng laughed: "You're done! You and Dongqiang can't tear me apart anymore. See you in the next reincarnation!" After hearing what Shen Teng said, Qi Long finally understood. It turned out that Shen Teng's ability was to be able to resurrect after death. At the same time, those who had torn him apart could not tear him apart again. When facing him again, they could only defend and not attack. No wonder this guy's sneak attack was so obvious. It didn't seem like he was using much strength when tearing himself. Was he fishing here? We must tell Dongqiang this news immediately! While Qi Long was looking for the envelope for upgrading superpowers, he was also looking for Dong Qiang. Soon, he met Dong Qiang who was chasing Wang Jiaer. A group of clones could not stop Dong Qiang at all. He pushed the clones away and went straight to the real person. 【Hey, Papillon! 】 Wang Jiaer suddenly yelled out the lyrics of his classic work. The director rushed up and announced a pause. Wang Jiaer and a group of clones entered the small room next door. After a while, eight monsters dressed in identical inflatable dinosaurs came out. Then the background music of "Papillon" started, and the eight monsters began to dance to the rhythm of the music. "Hahahahaha, what the hell is this?" Qi Long and Dong Qiang sat against the wall and laughed. "Wang Jiaer's clone skill is activated. All clones turn into Papillons. The attacker has to choose one from eight. If the correct one is chosen, the attacker can continue to attack. If the wrong one is chosen, Wang Jiaer's clone will be reduced by one and he can escape successfully." Dong Qiang was impressed that the production team was really good at having fun, and then turned back to look at Qi Long: "Who danced the most rhythmically just now?" Qi Long recalled: "The third one on the left hand!" "Okay, rule it out!" Wang Jiaer is not a fool, so how could he expose himself? It must have been a passive performance. Dong Qiang chose one of them, but he made the wrong choice. And Wang Jiaer is the third one on the left hand. "Brother Dongqiang, this is called predicting your prediction, hahaha!" Wang Jiaer ran away happily. Dong Qiang was depressed and turned to look at Qi Long. Qi Long put his hands forward, ready to shout "Push~~~" "I won't tear you apart. I'll let you live a little longer. Anyway, your ability poses no threat to me!" Dong Qiang waved his hand indifferently. Indeed, Qi Long's ability seems to be able to control people's movements, but during the movement, others can also defend. If you shout "pull" while attacking others, others can also block it.

As for pushing, it is just a defensive measure, and people can still continue to chase. Before we started recording, the director said that all skills have a cooldown period, and you can't just push again right after you finished. Therefore, Gao Dongqiang, who judged that Qi Long was not a big threat, did not take him seriously at all. Qi Long was also happy to be a person who looked non-threatening. No one knew that his superpowers could be upgraded. That was the reward for being left alone in the first round and not getting to eat barbecue! "I want to tell you a terrifying situation. Shen Teng's ability is not as simple as it seems. After he resurrected, he tore his body apart and couldn't attack him!" "Oh, that's not easy. We have to find a few more people to form an alliance, and then let them attack Shen Teng!" Dong Qiang immediately understood what Qi Long meant by looking for him, and took Qi Long straight to a meeting room. On the way, he told Qi Long that when he passed by there, his signal perception revealed that Sha Yi was hiding within 30 meters. This seemingly useless skill is a powerful skill when looking for hiding people. The two men swaggered into the conference room and found Sha Yi lying under the long conference table, reciting a TV drama script. "We're recording a variety show, and you're here to memorize the script?" Dong Qiang laughed as he squatted down. Sha Yi was startled and moved back a little under the table: "Don't come over here, I'm warning you!" "Warning?" Dong Qiang, who came to him to form an alliance, deliberately teased him and stared at him with his little eyes: "Qi Long, go over there!" "Okay!" Qi Long also came to the other end of the table. This is the tacit understanding between partners. Although there was no discussion, one look at each other revealed that they both wanted to test out what kind of skill sand art has. The two of them were like catching thieves in an alley, blocking both ends. Qi Long suggested: "Brother Sha, you come out first. It's not easy to take pictures when the name tags are torn off under the table, and it's dangerous!" "Am I stupid? I'm not going out!" "Then don't blame me." [Ding Dong, Wang Jiaer is eliminated, Wang Jiaer is eliminated! ] After hearing the broadcast, Qi Long immediately changed his attitude, because Wang Jiaer was also good at tearing off name tags, and Yang Chaoyue's ability was to know other people's superpowers; Shen Teng was reincarnated and resurrected, and neither of them had any combat power bonus, so he should not be Jiaer's opponent if fighting alone. Then he was eliminated, most likely because of a collaboration between the other two people. Then stop teasing Brother Sha. "Okay, Brother Sha, we were just kidding. Come out. We are looking for you to form an alliance, otherwise I would have dragged you out!" Qi Long said with a smile. Sha Yi glared: "Why did you pull me out?" Seeing that he didn't cry until he saw the coffin, Qi Long activated his superpowers: "Pull~~~~" After the director's explanation, Shayi came out from under the table helplessly. Dongqiang tried to tease him, but just as he raised his hand, Shayi lay down on the ground skillfully, took out an hourglass, and shouted: [The one who controls time! ] Hmm? What do you mean? Qi Long and Dong Qiang, who were present, had experienced a pause to let the director explain their superpowers, so they stopped immediately and waited for someone to explain. Here comes the explanation. [Time goes back, and everyone goes back to one hour ago, when the name tag tearing just started.]

"Ah?" This was the confusion expressed by all members after hearing it. Qin Xiaoxian in prison was puzzled and then began to applaud: "OK, I haven't even used my superpowers yet, but I'm eliminated. In my last life, Gao Dongqiang brought me humiliation, and I will repay him a hundredfold in this life." When Wang Jiaer, who had just entered prison, heard about the resurrection, he immediately said to Qin Xiaoxian in a serious tone: "Old Qin, Yang Chaoyue's superpowers have become abnormal. Remember to deal with her. I was eliminated by her!" Qin Xiaoxian nodded: "Well, let's join forces as a prison duo!" Shen Teng, who had just put on a beggar's outfit in the dressing room, was devastated: "You spent half a day smearing ash on my face, and now you want me to wash it and start over?" Yang Chaoyue sighed, her other superpower was that whoever eliminated her would be bounced back, but it could only be used once. She originally planned to wait until the final battle to be invincible, but Wang Jiaer insisted on tearing her apart because he knew her ability. Now, it's not easy. Qi Long and Dong Qiang told Sha Yi that they really came to cooperate, it was just a fake move to tease you, and you went straight to the big Shen Teng has to be attacked by different people. We have to unite and tear Shen Teng apart continuously until he is completely eliminated. Everyone returned to their seats and the director announced the start of the game again. Everything that had just happened seemed like something they had experienced in a dream. Qi Long walked into the broadcasting room again: [Little Shen Teng, little Shen Teng, please come to the broadcasting room as soon as you hear the broadcast. Your uncle Qi Long is waiting for you.] (End of this chapter)

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