Chapter 258 Propose now! The open class officially began. This time, Lao Guo came not to teach them basic knowledge, but to let them ask any questions they had, and Lao Guo would answer them. Qi Long is responsible for providing additional explanations or expressing his own views on this issue. The first student said that he had memorized the lines, but he didn’t know if there was something wrong with the way he memorized them, because when he was reciting them with his girlfriend, she fell asleep after just a few sentences. Guo Degang also laughed: "We don't advocate cohabitation before marriage, do you hear me?" He said "Did you hear that?" and pushed Qi Long. Qi Long was shocked and pointed at himself: "Point at me?" "Hahahahaha!" Guo Degang shook his head: "I mean, you tell me!" "What am I saying? I'm telling you to test it, and then try it on someone else. If everyone feels sleepy after hearing what you say, then you can go work in the hospital. This is a good cure for insomnia!" Everyone chuckled, and Qi Long continued, "It's not that weird. People just want to sleep late at night and don't want to listen to you talking."
"You play Teacher Qi Long's lines to her. If she falls asleep after listening to Qi Long's lines, it means you made her too sleepy!" Guo Degang said immediately afterwards. Everyone laughed again. Next is the guy who claims to be tone-deaf, but when he sings, based on Qi Long’s absolute pitch, he is in tune. Guo Degang commented: You are not tone-deaf at all, you are using the word "tone-deaf" to cover up your shame. I’m afraid that my singing may not be good, so I’ll say “I’m tone-deaf” in advance to take precautions. Qi Long added: The most likely reason is that when you were a child or growing up, someone told you that you couldn't sing well and were tone-deaf, and you took it as an imperial decree, and subconsciously thought that you were tone-deaf. This question involves the labeling that people subconsciously give to themselves. Some children were labeled as introverts when they were young, and then they avoided social activities more and more, became less talkative, and truly became introverts. “If you want to be a crosstalk artist, you must tear off the label first, so that you can play more roles on the stage, otherwise you will be confined. Forget all your personalities, whether they are given to you by yourself or by others. When you are on the crosstalk stage in the future, you will just be you!" Take Qi Long for example, he is a very friendly person in real life and everyone he has made friends with speaks well of him, but when he plays a villain on the crosstalk stage, he plays it very vividly. It is because when he is on the stage, he does not regard himself as Qi Long, but as the person he is to play! The students cherished this master class very much. They had just been enrolled for a few days and no matter who they were, their enthusiasm had not been completely exhausted and they raised many questions. The brothers Guo and Qi naturally answered their questions carefully. I was very familiar with the lines when I was reciting them in private, but I got nervous when the teacher checked me and I couldn't recite them well. You can only overcome this by yourself, there is no other way. The person who asked this question was the same one who asked his girlfriend to fall asleep after listening to his monologue and said that his palms were sweating. Guo Degang answered him seriously and told him to overcome it himself. Qi Long said seriously: "That means we don't recommend you to live together before marriage. Maybe you are too weak." Can I use the efficient memory methods on the Internet to remember what I want to recite?
Of course that's possible, but you can't just remember the words. Expressions, movements, tone of voice and even breathing are all very important things and you have to remember them too. You can't treat the lines as if they were a textbook, and memorize them like "Ulu Ulu Ulu". Some people also asked if it is possible to start learning real skills through recording and videotaping now? Qi Long's answer to him was: "You're thinking about having a barbecue before you even set up the stove, thinking about running before you learn to walk, having sex with a girl before you even know her name, and thinking about having kids to support you in your old age before you get married." The whole audience burst into laughter with the rhymes. Lao Guo used an adjective, "throw"! It's called one throw when a big crane lifts you up and throws you out. Then they drive a car over and drop you again and throw you out. Repeat this process until you have thrown you six times, which is the distance you need to reach for six throws. Only then can you learn it. Little Xia Lingyuan cried out, "Ouch!" "Won't it break?" "Hahahaha!" Everyone laughed at the child's words. Qi Long nodded in agreement: "What I mean is that if you don't go through the hardships of learning crosstalk, don't even think about being able to perform on stage." "Then how did those fat brothers and uncles get on the stage?" Xia Lingyuan continued to be curious. Qi Long explained: "They just lost too much weight learning crosstalk, and then they ate a lot, and then they gained it back!" "Oh, that's it!" Xia Lingyuan nodded in sudden realization. The child's cute look made everyone laugh again. Lao Guo also said to Qi Long: "This kid is so silly, he is born to be a supporting actor." "Of course not, this honest child, let him recite the menu while thinking about his favorite food and make his mouth water!" Qi Long said proudly. When Lao Guo saw how proud he was, he knew in his heart that his fellow apprentice who had not planned to accept a disciple might decide to do so! After sixty minutes, Guo and Qi answered countless questions from the students and announced the end of the get out of class. The classroom atmosphere can be said to be very pleasant. From time to time, Lao Guo and Qi Long's answers were funny and made everyone laugh out loud. It feels like time passes so quickly! "Qi Long, there will be a four-day and three-night yacht trip on the sea soon, and our Deyun Club is invited to perform crosstalk. Do you want to bring Wanyi to the yacht? I mean, your relationship is pretty stable, so it's time to make it happen!" Qi Long laughed: "I knew you were referring to me when you suggested whether to advocate cohabitation before marriage, hahahaha!" "How about this? How about you go up there and perform crosstalk, and arrange for her to perform drum music. We'll go aboard as staff members, and she won't expect that. I'll let Luan Yunping set up the scene for you!" Qi Long thought for a moment and said, "Well, that's fine. You decide on the arrangements!" That day, he pulled out Dongqiang, who had just finished working out, and went to choose a ring under the guise of rehearsal. Although Dongqiang has no experience in love, he is very proactive in offering suggestions. "Teacher Guo, this is a good arrangement. She happened to be wearing makeup during the performance. Girls want to record important moments in their lives beautifully, but if you ask her to wear makeup for no reason, it will be difficult to create such a big surprise. So make this arrangement, and then when the time comes you suddenly propose, it will definitely be a surprise and a wonderful thing!" Qi Long nodded and continued, "I personally don't want to propose in front of a crowd. It feels like forcing someone to agree. I know you guys must be there, but can you hide first? Don't put pressure on her!" "You're very thoughtful. Tell me which yacht you want to go to, and I'll ask my friends. There are usually smaller concert halls on boats for concerts.
Just tell her to invite him to a concert, and when she comes in, you go on stage to sing, and we hide backstage, under the chairs. If she agrees, we’ll set off fireworks, and if she doesn’t, we’ll wait to drink with you!” Qi Long raised his foot and kicked: "How could you not agree? Don't talk nonsense!" Dong Qiang shook his head and sighed: "Oh, my son has grown up and wants to get married. As a father, I feel so sad!" Qi Long pushed him and said, "Fuck you, just wait, I'll give you a brother after we get married!" When two partners are talking, they are not on a crosstalk stage. No one of them can take advantage of the other alone; everyone will take advantage of the other. (End of this chapter)