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Crosstalk: Stop playing with your uncle!

Crosstalk: Stop playing with your uncle!

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Chapter 207: Opening elimination, becoming a referee!

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Chapter 207: Opening elimination, becoming a referee!

Chapter 207: Opening elimination, becoming a referee! Qi Long wanted to have fun at first, but he had bad luck in two rounds. The cards in his hand were big, but the cards above his head were much smaller, so he lost. Huang Bo asked Dongqiang to throw him out, so he thought about creating program effects and promoting positive energy. The effect was really good, because there was no one more miserable than him. Among the four people who appeared later, Qin Xiaoxian was severely deceived by Huang Bai. Shen Teng got a small card and pretended to be delighted when everyone gave up on him, and he won the game with the small card. Dongqiang mainly focuses on stability, and I almost never followed it, so I only lost a few beans. Qin Xiaoxian lost the most, but he was not penniless, so when it came to the final stage, Qi Long started with zero chocolates. In the final stage, chocolate beans are life, and each chocolate bean is exchanged for one minute, allowing you to move around on the field. The one with higher time can tear up the one with lower time. If the one with lower time wants to tear up the one with higher time, he must find someone else to hold hands with, and add up the times of both of them. Only when the added time exceeds that of the one with higher time can he tear up the one with higher time. Tearing off the name tag does not mean immediate elimination, but rather it takes up half of the opponent's time.

When time is up, you are eliminated. But Qi Long has no time! After everyone arrived at their positions, the broadcast began to count down: "Five, four, three, two, one, the game begins, Qi Long, eliminated, Qi Long, eliminated!" In the past, when the countdown was going on, everyone would be ready to go, and after the countdown was over, they would pretend to run and enter combat mode. Today, everyone started laughing at the same time. Being eliminated right at the beginning of the game is unprecedented and there will probably be few such cases in the future. Qi Long was also taken away by the men in black, feeling both amused and helpless. However, this time he was not taken to prison. Instead, he changed into the referee's clothes of the program team and helped the team do hard labor. Move equipment, modify everyone's survival time, and calculate the time of who has been robbed and add it in. There is also a task room, and completing tasks in the task room can increase your time. At this time, Qi Long got a privilege. The referee had the final say on when the task room would be opened. In other words, even if you found the task room, as long as Qi Long did not open it, you would not be able to charge and gain time. Of course, he had to be careful. Qin Xiaoxian, who had lost a lot of time in the last round, was running desperately in the building looking for the mission room. After finally finding it, I saw a [Closed] sign hanging outside the door of the mission room, and Qi Long, wearing a referee's uniform, was standing there. "It's not time to open yet, so it can't be opened!" Qi Long shook his head seriously. Qin Xiaoxian saw Qi Long, the referee, and smiled for a while before asking, "When can we start?" "It depends on my mood!" "Hmm? It's your decision!" "Yup!" "Uncle~" Qin Xiaoxian came up and tried to get close to him, and his expression changed faster than turning the pages of a book. Qi Long pushed him away and said, "Please perform a show. If I am satisfied, I will open it for you and sing a tongue twister of "Eighteen Sorrows"!"

"Hmm?" How could Qin Xiaoxian memorize this? "Uncle, if you don't want to open it, just say it!" "Just kidding, let's do a dance!" Qi Long directed, "The dancing female anchor you saw backstage last time, the one who danced the flute dance!" The so-called flute dance is to raise thumbs of both hands, pinch the thumb of one hand with the other hand, and put the thumb of this hand in the mouth. While twisting the body to make charming movements, the other eight fingers open and fall in turn. The female anchor dances this part to show sexy seduction, while the crosstalk actors dance it for comedy. Qin Xiaoxian had no idol baggage at all and started dancing immediately. His movements were stiff and funny, and Qi Long laughed out loud: "Good, very good!" Qin Xiaoxian bowed happily: "Thank you for your guidance, uncle, um, the mission room!" Qi Long walked towards Qin Xiaoxian and pushed him away from the room: "Excuse me, sir, we are recording a program here, nonessential personnel please leave quickly!" Qin Xiaoxian pushed him away like a stopper: "Then I am an irrelevant person. I am still participating in the competition. You have been eliminated, and I am the official person. Are you turning your back on me? I have even danced the dance?" "You are recording a show and everyone is tearing off their name tags, but you are dancing here? You are not doing your job properly!" Qi Long said back at him. Qin Xiaoxian finally couldn't help it, clenched his fist and hit Qi Long: "Didn't you ask me to jump?" Qi Long, who was satisfied with teasing his nephew, helped him open the task room. The task was a gaming version of rock-paper-scissors, and Qi Long was Qin Xiaoxian's opponent. Unlike normal rock-paper-scissors, before starting to play, both players have to ask each other what they want to play, and then start playing rock-paper-scissors. "I'll use my fists!" Qi Long said. "Then I'll take out the cloth!" Qin Xiaoxian spoke immediately. After saying that, they started playing rock-paper-scissors. This is how Qi Long guessed what Qin Xiaoxian was thinking. He might think that I will play scissors to restrain his paper, and he might play rock to defeat his scissors. Even if I play rock, the worst result will be a tie, so I will play paper! There is a high probability that Qin Xiaoxian will not do as he says, but even if he does, it will still be a draw and the next round will begin. He doesn't have much time anyway, and if you delay him, he will get anxious, haha! After the two of them finished playing rock-paper-scissors, Qi Long played paper and Qin Xiaoxian played his fist. "Hahahahahaha!" Qi Long laughed very unkindly. Qin Xiaoxian punched him with his fist, and then left helplessly. Qi Long was punched and lied on the ground: "Ouch, I'm injured, I'm going to recover before opening the next mission room!" "Uncle, I was wrong, I was wrong!" Qin Xiaoxian quickly turned around and massaged the place where Qi Long was hit. He looked at the production team in pain: "Why do I feel like I've never been in a good position against my uncle?" "Hahahaha, Xiaoxian, I have 300,000 ways to bully people, and I'm going to use them all on you!" "Forehead" Without Qi Long, Huang Bo on the field successfully became the person who lasted the longest by forming alliances and making crazy alliances. Gao Dongqiang indiscriminately attacked people with fewer chocolate beans than him and became the second in time. Sha Yi was targeted by Gao Dongqiang and torn apart several times, so he was eliminated before Qin Xiaoxian, who had entered the game the least time. He directly became Qi Long's referee assistant, and together they tortured those who wanted to enter the mission room.

According to the old rules, if they want us to open the task room, they have to perform a show first and serve us, such as massaging our legs and shoulders, etc., and then we can talk about it. Sha Yi enjoyed Huang Bo's massage and leaned back in the chair comfortably: "Oh, Long, I've been eliminated so many times, and today is the most comfortable one!" Seeing this, Shen Teng showed his back to Huang Bo: "Brother Bo, I support you to defeat Gao Dongqiang. Come on, tear me apart!" Huang Bo was shocked: "Is there anyone on your show who wants to be eliminated voluntarily?" "I want a massage, too!" "Then I won't let you do anything you want to do!" Huang Bai is also good at creating program effects. This sentence immediately disappointed Shen Teng. Qi Long applauded on the sidelines: "This practice is worth promoting. We don't want everyone on the referee team." Sha Yi laughed, "Yes! Team Leader Qi, should we open the mission room for Huang Bai?" "Well, that's right!" Huang Bo massaged even harder after hearing this. At this moment, Qin Xiaoxian ran over with milk tea in his hand: "Uncle, I bought it!" "Well, Huang Bo has already taken this spot, next mission room!" Qin Xiaoxian didn't know how many times he had been fooled. He could only be shocked: "Ah?" As time went by, more and more players were eliminated to become referees, leaving only Huang Bai, Gao Dongqiang and Yang Chaoyue on the field. Wang Jiaer had very little time, but if he added it to Gao Dongqiang, it would exceed Huang Bai who had the most time. Both of them tried to persuade Yang Chaoyue, but Huang Bo finally asked: "When you debuted, who called out the name of your group?" This sentence successfully won Yang Chaoyue's support and gave him time. Dongqiang has been running around everywhere, and his only hope for a comeback is the last mission room. He has to complete the mission, gain time, and surpass Huang Bo to have a chance of success. Huang Bai also knew this, so he was also looking for a mission room everywhere. Finally, the two of them gathered at the door of the mission room. Huang Bai took the opportunity to sneak attack Gao Dongqiang, but Gao Dongqiang pushed him away with great force: "Qi Long, open the mission room!" Qi Long took a bite of the snacks Wang Jiaer bought outside the building: "Put on a show, act like a spoiled child, act cute!" "Hahahahahaha!" Everyone knows that Dongqiang is a straight man and he hates this the most. If he had established a character on the crosstalk stage, he would not have any psychological burden, but this is a reality show after all, not a crosstalk stage, and it is difficult for Dongqiang to do so. Huang Bo: "I'll do it, don't open it!" Everyone laughed and stood on Qi Long's left side, because Qi Long said that if the referees stood on the left side, the door would not be opened, and if they stood on the right side, the door would be opened. Dong Qiang was helpless. He clenched his fists and put his hands beside his cheeks, like a kitten: "Open it for a while!" "yue!" Qin Xiaoxian was the first to make a vomiting gesture. Others couldn't bear to watch it either. Some were happy, while others frowned. "Brother Bo will leave in the next issue, but you all are still here!" Dongqiang put down his hands and looked at everyone with narrowed eyes. Shen Teng was the first to stand on the right: "Brother Qiang, I'm the first one to stand!"

Because of his powerful strength, Shen Teng and Sha Yi, who are older than him, also call him "Brother". "Why are you threatening me? I can't possibly leave the left side!" Qin Xiaoxian was not afraid of power: "Unless you call me, Senior Brother!" "Qin Xiaoxian, you're great!" Dong Qiang nodded at him and reached out again to stop Huang Bai who was trying to steal his name tag. At this time, Qi Long stood up: "The minority obeys the majority. Since there are so many people who don't want to open the room, I will open the task room!" It was another unexpected reversal, Dongqiang rushed in in a flash, but Qi Long handed the game of this task room to Huang Bai, and the two of them played rock-paper-scissors to decide the winner. Why not open the last mission room? The show needs suspense! Today is not the traditional name tag tearing event, so let’s leave the suspense to the end. "I'll use the stone!" Dongqiang told Huang Bai. Huang Bo nodded: "I'll use the scissors!" The two men fought, and Huang Bo defeated Dong Qiang's stone with cloth, becoming the first guest of "Let's Run" to win alone without other members as teammates! 【Let’s run! 】 After shouting the slogan, the recording ended, and the men's gang members attacked another program. (End of this chapter)

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