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Chapter 198: Reincarnation Special, I am no longer myself!

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Chapter 198: Reincarnation Special, I am no longer myself!

Chapter 198 Reincarnation Special, I am no longer myself! Dong Qiang noticed Qi Long and Qin Xiaoxian's little movements, turned around and looked at them with a murderous look. "I'm going to tear one of you apart to make an example of you!" Seeing the little-eyed Dong Qiang issuing a killing warning, Qi Long immediately squatted down and used the Kung Fu he learned in "Learning to Dance": pretending to be a circus monkey! After squatting and taking two steps, he raised his hands and said, "I am a monkey!" Qin Xiaoxian really got the hang of being funny. When he saw Qi Long's actions, he started to follow suit. He lifted one leg and placed it on the other knee, and at the same time put one hand on his forehead, making the classic action of Sun Wukong looking into the distance: "Uncle, I am the monkey, he is the chicken!" Gao Dongqiang was pretending to be tough, but they made fun of him: "Hahahaha!" Seeing that it was working, Qin Xiaoxian still maintained the Monkey King posture of standing on one leg. Qi Long took the opportunity to stand up and pushed him from behind, then turned around and ran. With this push, Qin Xiaoxian ran towards Dong Qiang uncontrollably. Dong Qiang supported Qin Xiaoxian and prepared to chase Qi Long. At this time, Qin Xiaoxian, who was supported by him, reached out to his name tag.

"Huh?" Dongqiang turned around and attacked. "Uncle, well, I couldn't help it when I saw it. That was my fault!" Qin Xiaoxian failed in his sneak attack and begged for mercy instantly. However, Dong Qiang would not give him a chance. He directly suppressed him with force, forced Qin Xiaoxian to the wall, and started fighting! Qi Long, who was running away, looked back and saw that Dong Qiang didn't follow him. He breathed a sigh of relief. At this time, the man with the package appeared again: "Your bag!" "I do not want" Before he finished shouting, the bundle was already in Qi Long's arms, and the group of bandits rushed out again. This time Qi Long did not choose to throw away the bag, because it had been proved last time that the bandits' target was him, and it would be useless to throw away the bag, so he just ran away with the bag. He ran to a rockery in the backyard and hid under it. After the bandits left, he excitedly opened the bag. "This person has been asking to give me the package. There must be some clues inside." Qi Long analyzed. When he opened it, he saw that it contained a pillow. He opened the pillow in disbelief, and found nothing but cotton inside, without any clues or information. "Why would I run around for such a thing?" After throwing away the pillow, Qi Long started to wander around the mansion again, preparing to find some allies to deal with Dong Qiang. When he arrived at the Cuju field, Dong Qiang came out from the side hall on the other side and shouted in a sarcastic tone: "You run pretty fast!" Qi Long turned around and ran, quickly looking for allies. As he ran, he heard Dong Qiang swearing behind him, "Fuck!" He uttered the word "Fuck" which can express countless emotions. He looked back curiously and saw that the group of NPCs playing football were all throwing the ball at Dongqiang. Dongqiang raised his hands to dodge and swore. Qi Long laughed at the side: "Good job, use some strength, no need to give me face!" After laughing, Qi Long ran away. While looking for someone, he was trying to figure out what was going on. It seemed that everyone would encounter things. What did these mean? After thinking for a long time, he had no clue, but he met Wang Jiaer and Shen Teng. The three of them agreed that as long as Dong Qiang was alive, no one should think about winning, and they launched an attack on Dong Qiang. Dong Qiang was fighting and retreating. When he passed a corner, Yang Chaoyue rushed out and tore off Shen Teng's name tag. "Super leap?" Qi Long and the other two were immediately confused. "Brother Dongqiang confessed to me, and I'm in cahoots with him!" Yang Chaoyue said with a smile. Dong Qiang stretched out his hand: "Don't talk nonsense, I just joined in the fun and gave you flowers!"

The three people who were originally confused suddenly became shocked. "what?" Dongqiang hurriedly explained that he was hit by the ball, and when he saw Yang Chaoyue being surrounded by a group of people giving him flowers, he thought there might be clues in the Cuju ball and the flowers, so he snatched the flowers. When he found that there was nothing in the bouquet, he returned it to Yang Chaoyue and proposed an alliance. "Then Chaoyue started a situational drama. Yang Chaoyue, you act it out." Dongqiang presented the flowers without a physical object. Yang Chaoyue covered his mouth with one hand: "I do!" "You're so good!" Dong Qiang laughed and scolded: "Looks back, it's all misunderstanding, it's just a sitcom!" The three melon-eating people laughed loudly, and at this time the staff came to take away the eliminated Shen Teng. "Okay, stop explaining. Just wait to be scolded by Chaoyue's fans!" Qi Long raised his hand: "Please don't blame Dong Qiang for his behavior. If you have any problem, just go to him!" "Hahahahaha!" I didn't expect that during the exciting name tag tearing session, there would be some melons to eat. The scene became a two-on-two situation. Gao Dongqiang stepped forward to act as a meat shield, and Yang Chaoyue moved around as an assassin and tried to attack Qi Long and Wang Jiaer. During the process, when Qi Long grabbed Gao Dongqiang's name tag, Yang Chaoyue took off his name tag first. disuse. Qi Long, who wanted to watch the game after being eliminated, was forcibly taken away by the staff. "Let me finish watching the last three. I want to see who will betray me, Dongqiang or Chaoyue." Qi Long's application was not approved by the director, and he was still forcibly dragged away, and was dragged outside the mansion and directly locked in a narrow bedroom of an RV. "Huh? What the hell is going on in prison today? A solitary cell? What crime have I committed to deserve being locked up in a solitary cell?" After coming out of the single room, the members each got into a car and moved to the next venue, where they needed to shoot a set of shots. First, walk across a cylinder wearing ancient costume, and then walk out of the huge cylinder wearing modern clothes. It is the simplest transition effect that can be seen on short video platforms. When I walked to the door of the building in modern clothes, I was told a new story. Thousands of years ago, the vibranium that shocked the world left by the martial arts supreme was not found, and the hero who finally left it in the mansion opened it and found that it was just an empty box. Thousands of years later, the seven heroes were reincarnated and remembered the secret of the vibranium that shocked the world. They gathered together again to start a war for the second fight for vibranium. "Is there still a chance? This time, I won't show mercy to Yang Chaoyue's men!" Qi Long clenched his fists. Sha Yi raised his hands high: "I don't want to be the first to be eliminated again!" Hearing the second person Sha Yi's competitive declaration behind him, Qi Long spoke up and turned around to shout: "Brother Sha, I saw you at the beginning of the last round, so you won't be here this time, right?" "Absolutely not!" Sha Yi also walked into the venue: "Let me tell you, my wife and I practice tearing name tags at home every day, and now we are very good at it. This morning, we were ambushed by Shen Teng!" "Do you practice regularly? Who wins more?" Sha Yi made an expression that said you know what I mean: "I dare to win, hehe!"

"Hahaha, Brother Sha, others say he let his wife do it, I believe it, but you, I reasonably suspect you may not be able to win!" "Hahaha, that's so disrespectful!" The two entered the venue chatting and laughing, took their seats, the broadcast began, and when the countdown ended at five numbers, the game began. "Gather, gather!" Qi Long shouted as he ran, "If Dong Qiang is not eliminated, all our efforts will be in vain!" "Yes, Brother Dongqiang won the last round. He has the seven keys. We must tear him apart!" Wang Jiaer also shouted with his fists clenched. The people who had been isolated had the opportunity to ask about what happened in the previous round. According to Wang Jiaer, after Qi Long was eliminated, he suddenly attacked Yang Chaoyue, and finally was completely crushed in a one-on-one confrontation with Dong Qiang, and Dong Qiang won. Yang Chaoyue confirmed that it was Wang Jiaer who tore him apart, leaving only the two of them. "Wang Jiaer's winning rate is about 10%, and Dong Qiang's is 90%. We have to defeat Dong Qiang!" Shen Teng analyzed. "No, I have 0% and he has 200%!" Wang Jiaer shouted seriously. Qin Xiaoxian raised his hand: "Tear down the East Wall Alliance, charge!" "Hahaha! Tear down the east wall, tear down the east wall!" everyone laughed and echoed. The six people were moving forward in a mighty manner. Shen Teng was leading the way. There was a cross corridor in front of them. Just as they walked past it, a black shadow passed through from the left side of the corridor. In an instant, Shen Teng’s brand name was gone! The few people who were so high-spirited just now were suddenly frightened and retreated one after another. Shen Teng, who had lost his name tag, looked at Dong Qiang in shock. Dongqiang, wearing a tight black T-shirt, smiled at everyone. "How terrible!" Everyone retreated in panic. Only Sha Yi had a smile on his face: "I'm not the first one to be eliminated, hahahaha." At this time, Shen Teng turned around and showed his back to everyone: "I'm going to the prison to sleep, alas." "Sha Yi?" Everyone looked at Shen Teng's back in shock. His name tag was torn off, but there was another name tag underneath it with the words "Sha Yi" clearly written on it. "What's going on?" Everyone was confused. Both Sha Yi and Shen Teng were confused. As the situation became unclear, everyone unanimously chose to temporarily cease fighting. At this time, a man in a suit ran towards Dongqiang: "Sir, your briefcase!" Before Dongqiang could react, a group of people in black leather jackets rushed out and attacked Dongqiang. Dongqiang ran away subconsciously. Seeing this scene, Qi Long thought of his "past life memories" in the mansion that morning. "I know!" Qi Long raised his head: "I am not me, Dong Qiang is me!" "Uncle, I can understand all eight words you said, but when you put them together, I don't quite understand!" Qin Xiaoxian asked when he didn't understand. Sha Yi also understood and nodded: "In other words, Shen Teng is me!"

"Yes, haven't we been reincarnated? The reincarnated us may not be ourselves, we may become another person. Qi Long in the previous life is Dong Qiang in this life. Sha Yi in the previous life is Shen Teng in this life!" "Wait a minute, doesn't that mean I'm the first one to be eliminated?" Sha Yi asked with a sad face. "Hahahahaha!" After laughing, everyone came to the conclusion that what they were looking for was not Dongqiang, but who among them the Dongqiang from the previous life had become now. They should tear that person apart, rather than tearing apart Dongqiang. In an instant, the East Wall Tearing Alliance collapsed, and everyone looked at everyone vigilantly. Anyone could be Gao Dongqiang now! Qi Long looked at the other four people: "None of us knows who we are now, so we have to test it. Based on Dong Qiang's experience just now, you will experience the same experience in this life as in the last life." "Oh, then let's look for clues!" Everyone separated and as Qi Long was walking, an old man who was mopping the floor sped up and rushed towards him, then fell to the ground in an instant. "Uncle, are you kidding me? If you don't get up, I'll be crying. Crosstalk actors learn to cry!" The old man coughed twice, and seemed to be trying to hold back a laugh: "Oh, my crown, oh, my kneecap, oh, my lumbar disc, they are all fine!" After saying that, the old man stood up and continued to mop the floor. Forget about it, just from these few lines, Qi Long knew that he was Shen Teng in his previous life. Isn't it obvious that these are the words from Shen Teng's skit? (End of this chapter)

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