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Crosstalk: Stop playing with your uncle!

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Chapter 175: Tearing off the Name Tags

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Chapter 175: Tearing off the Name Tags

Chapter 175: Tearing off the Name Tags Qi Long had plenty of R coins, more than twenty of them, and he directly purchased four targets: Gao Dongqiang, Wang Jiaer, Qin Xiaoxian and Yang Chaoyue! Shen Teng was too high-profile. He made it clear from the start that everyone should target Dong Qiang. Dong Qiang would not let him go and there was no need for him to do anything himself. As for Sha Yi, he is too weak. It seems that anyone can deal with him. There is no need to rush. The other guys have to be dealt with as quickly as possible, especially his partner Gao Dongqiang. That muscular body of his can't get you close to him or tear off his name tag. There's absolutely no chance in a one-on-one fight, so he has to be taken down as soon as possible. He strolled around the venue, ready to form an alliance in his own style. After taking two steps, Qi Long spotted a box with an R logo on it on the windowsill. "Oh? Looks like my luck is about to change!" I'm so lucky that I found R coins as soon as I came in. If he buys the targets of the other two, he will be able to fight against anyone he meets. With an excited heart and trembling hands, I opened it and saw nothing.

The box is empty, but it can't be said to be empty, at least there is "empty" written on the bottom of the box. "It also comes with an empty box?" Qi Long showed the box to the camera. At this moment, a "Ha" sounded from behind, which frightened Qi Long so much that he shivered and the box in his hand fell down. He turned around and saw Wang Jiaer leaning on the windowsill. "Hahahaha, Brother Long!" "Gar, who did you learn this from?" Wang Jiaer waved his hand: "Just kidding, just kidding, brother, I didn't buy anything to attack you, but did you buy anything to attack me?" "No!" Qi Long lied with his eyes open: "I bought the attack on Dong Qiang. If he doesn't die, we can only be second in the end. There is no reward for second place, which is no different from being the last one!" Wang Jiaer nodded repeatedly: "I think so too, but I think I can fight him. Brother, I will hold him back and you tear him apart from behind!" "Reliable!" This kid can see the situation clearly: "But we have to trust each other. Do you dare to let me grab your name tag?" Wang Jiaer said seriously: "I dare not!" "Hahahaha, how about we catch each other?" This time Wang Jiaer agreed, and Qi Long gritted his teeth and didn't tear Wang Jiaer apart, because if he did, there would be one less person to deal with Gao Dongqiang! The reason why Qi Long dared to gamble was because he knew Wang Jiaer. I can’t say I know what this person is like in private, but at least he seems to be a loyal person on the show and has no history of betrayal, so I took the gamble. With this experience of grabbing each other's name tags, their alliance became more solid. They acted together, and in a long corridor, they met Qin Xiaoxian and Shen Teng, who were facing each other with their backs to the wall across the corridor. The two of them were like crabs, walking sideways along the wall, keeping their eyes on each other all the time. When he met Qi Long and Wang Jiaer coming side by side, he immediately retreated cautiously: "Wait, wait!" "I say, Brother Teng's suggestion is correct. How about we deal with Dongqiang first?" Qi Long submitted an application for alliance. The two naturally agreed, because they all knew that Dongqiang was too terrible. At this time, Qi Long proposed the idea of ​​catching famous brands to increase the alliance, and demonstrated it to Wang Jiaer. Shen Teng and Qin Xiaoxian walked towards each other, reached behind each other's backs and grabbed the name tags. With two "chua" sounds, they both tore off a piece of each other's name tag at the same time.

"Eh!" "Eh? Eh?" The two immediately confronted each other. "I'm sorry, I couldn't control my hands!" Qin Xiaoxian apologized first. "Me too, hahaha!" Shen Teng laughed: "I want to try what it feels like to tear off a name tag." "Three, two, one, let go, okay?" Qi Long stepped forward to smooth things over. The two nodded, and Qi Long counted down to three, two, and one. In the end, neither of them let go and both were still holding the other's name tag. "Hahahahahaha, you two are so dirty, no one can believe it." Qi Long said helplessly. While they were forming an alliance here, Dong Qiang was walking around the stadium looking for people. He had a lot of gold coins, so he didn't need to buy any bells. He could just buy targets to attack. With a quick glance, he saw a huge bear doll standing at the door of the toy store. "Hmm? I remember there was a person inside this thing. When Qi Long couldn't make a living by crosstalk, he used to distribute flyers while wearing it!" After analyzing the camera, he rushed forward. He guessed that Qi Long was most likely inside based on his experience. As soon as he rushed over, the bear's hand raised up and took off the bear's head. Yang Chaoyue's little face was exposed. He crawled to the ground, grabbed Dongqiang's ankle, and looked up to beg for mercy: "Spare my life, Brother Qiang!" "Why is it you? I didn't buy you to be a target, at least not now. Go away. I may catch you next time!" Dong Qiang waved his hands. How did he meet the only one who didn't buy the target? Yang Chaoyue felt as if he had been pardoned. He instantly got up and ran away. "Wait a moment!" Yang Chaoyue braked suddenly and turned back: "Brother Qiang, do you have any other instructions?" "Give me this doll's clothes!" He planned to ambush with the doll's clothes! Yang Chaoyue immediately took off his bear gloves, pulled his arms out of the doll, and then got out of it. He respectfully handed his hands to Dongqiang: "Can I go now?" "Go!" "Thank you!" Yang Chaoyue ran away. Dongqiang crawled into the teddy bear doll. The gloves were detachable and did not affect his attack. He stood at the corner of the mall elevator, looking extremely abrupt. However, Sha Yi had appeared beside him several times before, but he didn't think anything was wrong here. It was only after Sha Yi joined up with the "wall-removing" team that Qi Long discovered something was wrong. Why was there a little bear standing at the elevator entrance of the shopping mall that needed someone to get in? Several people immediately surrounded him. Gao Dongqiang threw away his gloves, took off his hood and rushed out. Although Qi Long and his group had more people, when he saw such a guy rushing towards him, he subconsciously turned around and ran away. After running two steps, he found something wrong. "We have a lot of people, why should we be afraid of him?" Qi Long asked doubtfully. Shen Teng nodded: "Yes, let's kill him!" Wang Jiaer turned around and rushed back to Dongqiang, followed by Qin Xiaoxian. Behind the two brothers, Shen Teng and Qi Long shouted, "Charge!" But if you look closely, you will find that they are shouting loudly but their feet are not moving at all. As for Sha Yi, he didn't run away at all. He was just standing there in shock. Just when everyone was about to rush forward, the director team shouted to stop and asked everyone to stand still and not move. They asked Dongqiang to take off his teddy bear costume because his name tag would be hidden inside and he would not be able to play with it. Dong Qiang was taking off his doll costume, while Qi Long stood there and teased, "I didn't believe Qin Xiaoxian when he said you played house with your doll in private. Now this looks pretty good on you!"

Everyone was laughing, only Qin Xiaoxian turned around and looked at Qi Long: "Uncle, don't change the subject. You two have been shouting 'charge' for a long time. Are you going to charge right here?" "Hahahahaha!" Qi Long quickly explained: "I was tying my shoelaces just now?" "I was helping him tie his shoelaces!" Shen Teng also gave a reason. "Yes, he tied our shoelaces together. It took him a long time to do it!" This is serious nonsense, so naturally no one else believes even a single punctuation mark. Dongqiang challenged the state of good, the director announced that the game would continue, under the questioning of Qin Xiaoxian's eyes, Qi Long and Shen Teng had no choice but to step forward, together with the other three, the five of them rushed towards Gao Dongqiang. Dong Qiang attacked with both hands, holding Wang Jiaer with one hand and Qin Xiaoxian with the other, and shouted, "Qi Long, hurry up and tear Qin Xiaoxian apart first!" "Ah?" Qin Xiaoxian was horrified. He broke free from Dong Qiang's hand, turned around and faced Qi Long, reaching forward with both hands to tentatively grab Qi Long's name tag. Qi Long was anxious: "Are you crazy? What do you believe in what he says?" With a "shua" sound, Gao Dongqiang pushed Wang Jiaer away, turned around, grabbed Sha Yi's name tag and spun around, and Sha Yi's name tag appeared in his hand. "Ah?" Everyone stayed where they were. Sha Yi was so shocked that his eyes were wide open: "I felt like a tiger pounced on me, and then I was gone." "I was out of five against one and I still managed to kill one of them. Do you know how to play?" Qi Long pointed at Qin Xiaoxian and said, "There is an undercover agent. If you and Jia Er control him together, can he escape?" "He asked you to do it, and I'm afraid you would really do it!" Qin Xiaoxian also said to Qi Long in return. "We have allied with each other to capture famous brands, how could I harm you?" Qi Long asked back. Qin Xiaoxian was embarrassed and scratched his head: "Yes!" "Let's grab the name tags again. We have to trust each other!" Qi Long said, reaching his hand behind Qin Xiaoxian. Qin Xiaoxian also reached behind Qi Long. The two grabbed the name tags to show their friendship and continue to share the same hatred of the enemy. "Gar, do you want to form an alliance? If I win, I'll give half of the prize to you. If anyone of you four can kill one of you, I'll form an alliance with you!" Gao Dongqiang will not sit still and wait for death. He is not a fool with only muscles but no brains. Directly started to sow discord. The loyal boy Wang Jiaer shook his head and refused. Qi Long was not so interested in the prizes, but he knew that variety shows should not be too bullying. Such an alliance might work temporarily, but not forever, unless that person was hateful enough, such as the bully Sun Honglei. It would be fine to form an alliance against Honglei forever. But Dongqiang is obviously not a bully, so it would be a bad idea to keep forming alliances to deal with him. So he took a half step back, preparing to launch a sneak attack on Qin Xiaoxian. Qin Xiaoxian noticed Qi Long's actions and laughed: "Uncle, what are you doing?" Qi Long touched his nose awkwardly: "Nothing, haha!" "Don't try to sow discord between us!" Shen Teng pointed at Dong Qiang from behind and walked over. When he passed Qin Xiaoxian, he raised his hand and grabbed the edge of the name tag: "I really fall for this." [Qin Xiaoxian, out, Qin Xiaoxian, out! ]

Qin Xiaoxian was taken away by the man in black in a daze: "Ah?" At this point, the situation became two on two. In the melee, Yang Chaoyue appeared and went straight to Gao Dongqiang. Dongqiang turned around again and Qi Long was out immediately. Wang Jiaer took the opportunity to tear off Shen Teng. Dongqiang had no way to attack Yang Chaoyue and immediately ran away to find the box. Qi Long and Shen Teng came to the prison. Qin Xiaoxian immediately pushed Shen Teng. Shen Teng smiled and said, "Oh, I want to take advantage of you too. Variety show, you will betray me next time!" "I won't trust anyone anymore, huh!" Qin Xiaoxian declared. In the end, the remaining three people returned, and the battle was quite brutal. Dongqiang and Jiaer's shirts were wrinkled. Yang Chaoyue was slightly better, but his hair was also messy, far from the beautiful star when he first appeared. The three of them turned around. Dongqiang's name tag was firmly attached to it, while the other two had no name tags. "Yeah!" Shen Teng walked over excitedly and high-fived Dong Qiang. Qi Long also shouted "Yeah" and came over, followed by Qin Xiaoxian and Sha Yi. It seemed that all seven of them had become members of the Dongqiang team, making Dongqiang laugh and cry. "What a pity! I had already torn half of it off, and it was torn off by Brother Qiang!" Wang Jiaer sighed. Everyone looked at Yang Chaoyue curiously: "What about you?" "I was killed the second I met him. When I turned around, my name tag was gone. I decided to go back and practice with my sisters on how to protect my name tag!" Chao Yue concluded. In fact, it’s just that everyone’s skills are not proficient enough, so Dongqiang’s strength seems particularly overwhelming. If he had skills, Dongqiang could also win. Qi Long knew this clearly because when the company was testing a game, a strong employee was torn off by another relatively weak employee. Qi Long concluded: "Don't worry, the program team will definitely debug the version later, and Dongqiang will be weakened!" 【Let’s run! 】Everyone made running gestures and completed the first recording! After the recording, Chaoyue came over to ask for tickets. She mobilized several sisters and staff to help grab tickets for Deyun's tour and commercial performances, but failed to get any. "It's too late for this stop, all tickets are sold out. I'll keep them for you when the next stop goes on sale. We have tickets for friends and relatives!" Qi Long and Dong Qiang agreed. This kind of ordinary name tag tearing is only written once, to create a name tag tearing craze. The subsequent ordinary name tag tearing will not be repeated. If it is written, it will be something interesting, such as super powers, etc.~   (End of this chapter)

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