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Chapter 173: Answering the wrong question game

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Chapter 173: Answering the wrong question game

Chapter 173: Answering the wrong question game The appearance mission was completed and the results of the seven people were announced. The first place was Wang Jiaer, the second place was Qi Long, the third place was Dong Qiang, followed by Chao Yue, Xiao Xian, Sha Yi, and Shen Teng. Different game coins were given as rewards according to the order of arrival. These game coins can be used to purchase important props in the final stage. With the money, everyone boarded the bus. In order to liven up the atmosphere, Qi Long started a conversation. "You know, when the production team first invited Chaoyue, her management team didn't want her to come!" "Why?" Dong Qiang took the opportunity to answer the question, and the words came out of his mouth before his brain could react. Everyone had the same question and looked at Qi Long. "In the beginning, we wrote in our invitation form that our guests are all school idols. When Chaoyue's management team heard about it, they wondered, would Chaoyue become a fangirl? No, no! Until we told him that the school idols are Sha Yi and Shen Teng!" "Hahahahahahaha!" Qin Xiaoxian clapped his hands foolishly. Sha Yi stood up and pushed Qi Long. The two of them were already familiar enough. Shen Teng was also dissatisfied: "What do you mean? I was once on the list of Nanbo Forty-Six of the Top 100 Most Beautiful Faces in Asia and the Pacific." Sha Yi turned around and said, "Isn't your label too long?"

At this time, Gao Dongqiang, who was sitting next to his good brother Wang Jiaer, suddenly laughed: "Just now after Brother Teng finished speaking, Jiaer whispered to me with a look of surprise on his face: Really?" Dongqiang said this while imitating an exaggerated expression of disbelief. "Hahahahaha!" Everyone laughed. Qi Long added: "Sincerity is the ultimate weapon." Shen Teng looked distressed: "Is it so hard to believe?" After everyone laughed and joked for a while, the program team set up the equipment on the bus and played games on the bus while heading to the next destination. The game can be played with any R coins as collateral. If the mission is successful, the R coins will be doubled. Those who had fewer coins immediately became interested and prepared to see what the game was. The director introduced that this game is called the irrelevant answering game, and after asking a question, you have to answer an irrelevant question. For example, if you are asked what your name is, you say the color; if you are asked what you like to eat, you say the multiplication formula. You must answer within one second, otherwise you will fail. If you answer all three questions successfully, you will be considered a successful challenge. "This Jiaerlai, he doesn't speak Mandarin well, he may not understand what you are saying!" Qi Long recommended Wang Jiaer to take the lead in the challenge. Gal is from Hong Kong and has spoken Cantonese since he was a child. His Mandarin is still a bit halting and he is still in the learning stage. Wang Jiaer also knew that it was Qi Long who gave him the opportunity to show his abilities, so he immediately agreed. However, to be on the safe side, he only bet one R coin to complete the challenge. With the cheerful background music, the director asked: "What do you want to eat today?" "Oh my God!" Wang Jiaer replied. That’s right, the director’s second question followed closely: “What is your favorite sport?” "oh my god!" Obviously, Wang Jiaer intended to use modal particles to complete this challenge, but the director was quick to react and immediately gave questions that did not follow the script. When the third question came out, it was: "How to sigh when you are angry!"

"I go!" "Hahahahahaha!" everyone laughed. "It makes sense, this makes sense!" "It's so reasonable, it's like a tailor-made answer!" After Wang Jiaer's challenge ended, Dongqiang said that he wanted to give it a try. He also conservatively bet a coin and made preparations, intending to take it over in a supporting role. No matter what you say, I will say “right”, “that’s right”, “screw you!” Qi Long, who knew him well, immediately shouted to the director: "Ask him what he would say to his comedian?" "Go to hell!" Dong Qiang turned around and said, "You're still offering advice? I won't answer like that!" The director asked: "What do you have in your refrigerator?" Dong Qiang blurted out: "People!" After he finished speaking, he came to his senses, leaned over the back of his previous chair and pounded it. "Is there someone in your refrigerator?" Shen Teng was shocked! "This is too scary, right? He's going to be caught!" Qin Xiaoxian looked at Dong Qiang in the front row in horror and shrank back. Qi Long raised his hand: "My supporting actor is about to go in, I'm looking for a new supporting actor!" "Hahahahaha!" Dongqiang smiled and waved his hands. He was just thinking of saying a random noun, but ended up saying something so horrifying. This seemingly simple game is actually not simple, because it is easy for the questions and answers to be reasonable. Later, Yang Chaoyue, Sha Yi and Qin Xiaoxian also failed respectively, and all answered reasonable questions. When asked about Yang Chaoyue's cell phone screensaver, she mentioned the name of their girl group, Rocket Group. It couldn't be more reasonable. When asked which crosstalk artist Qin Xiaoxian hated the most, he blurted out Gao Dongqiang because he was looking at Gao Dongqiang, which was also reasonable. Dong Qiang turned his head and squinted his eyes to stare at him. Qin Xiaoxian was so scared that he quickly waved his hands: "It's a good thing you saw me, I don't hate you!" Qi Long pushed him and said, "Why do you hate my partner? Do you want to get into the refrigerator?" “Hahahahahaha!” The joke turned around with explosive effect, and the whole car burst into laughter. However, Shayi's failure was different from everyone else's. The director asked him, "What do you want to do when your wife and children are not at home?" After hearing this, Sha Yi's mouth corners unconsciously rose quickly, and he did not answer at all. Qi Long quickly held him down: "Brother, this is a question, not something you really want to think about!" "It's what a married man dreams of, hahaha!" Shen Teng nodded in agreement. Sha Yi's desire to survive came to him at this time: "No, really not, I will definitely be with my wife and children during the holidays. It is impossible that they are not here, no, no!" Only Shen Teng and Qi Long were left. Shen Teng looked around with disdain: "You guys can't do this, look at my improvisational ability as a comedian. I am nicknamed the Improvisation Emperor. Watch me!" "What do you most want to say to your wife?" the director asked.

Shen Teng looked proud, raised his head, and shouted, "Get out!" The whole car burst into laughter, Sha Yi pushed him and said: "You are done, you have even less desire to live than I do!" "It's true feelings, it must be true feelings!" Gao Dongqiang shouted. After everyone's laughter died down, Qi Long shouted, "The impromptu emperor has passed away!" which caused everyone in the car to laugh again. Shen Teng cooperated by leaning back in his chair and closing his eyes, and Sha Yi covered his face with his taken-off suit. After the commotion, only Qi Long was left unchallenged. Qi Long had figured it out in his mind: I will just recite the lines that don't make sense, and it will surely work. Therefore, he was very confident: "Let me show you the improvisation ability of a crosstalk actor. I am the emperor of improvisation!" "Ask him about his favorite line!" Dong Qiang blurted out. "There was a reckless man during the Three Kingdoms period of the Later Han Dynasty," Qi Long also blurted out. Qi Long was completely dumbfounded and stared at Dong Qiang blankly. The tacit understanding between the two of them in guessing each other's response shocked everyone. Yang Chaoyue sighed: "You two are so tacit!" "You meet a crosstalk partner who has worked together for twenty years and you have such a tacit understanding with him," Dong Qiang responded. Dongqiang's interruption forced Qi Long to adjust his plan and think of other ways. Hey, let's sing a nursery rhyme. "What's your favorite line?" "I have a beautiful wish, I want to sow the sun when I grow up!" “What’s your favorite song?” Qi Long was almost about to sing the song, but he stopped and said his girlfriend's name: "Zhang Wanyi!" This question is somewhat controversial. Does anyone know if he wrote a song for his girlfriend called "Zhang Wanyi"? In the end, the director decided that songs that were not released online would not count, so Qi Long barely passed. When it came to the third question, the director asked, "What is your nickname for your girlfriend?" Qi Long looked around carelessly, not listening to the question carefully. He happened to see Shen Teng and said, "Your Majesty!" "Reasonable, reasonable, too reasonable!" "Hahahahaha!" Just like that, seven people were completely wiped out in a game. No one expected that a game that looked simple and sounded uninteresting could be so funny and effective to play. When we arrived at the second mission point, a strange game caught everyone off guard: one, two, three, wooden men, but it was a conjoined one, two, three, wooden men. Yang Chaoyue was the only female. When the little girl was counting in front and looking back, whoever moved had to go back to the starting line. The other six people drew lots in groups of two. The lots contained body parts, including forehead, thighs, armpits, knees and other parts. Each team member needs to draw two parts of the body. After drawing, they have to use these two parts to hold a ping-pong ball and move forward. If the ping-pong ball falls, they have to go back to the starting point and start again.

The first one to arrive will receive a high amount of R coins, and so on. The super jumper responsible for catching people will receive corresponding R coins based on the number of ping-pong balls dropped. The groups were divided into two groups. Qi Long and Dong Qiang formed a crosstalk partner group, Sha Yi and Shen Teng formed the Military Art School Grass Group, and Qin Xiaoxian and Jia Er formed the passionate youth group. When drawing lots, Qi Long directly let Dong Qiang go, as he knew his luck. Dongqiang drew a forehead as soon as he pulled it out. This was the simplest one. He was about to take down another one when the director said that it had to be drawn by a person. Qi Long had no choice but to step forward and take a look. His knee. In other words, Dongqiang has to squat and hold a ping-pong ball between his forehead and Qilong's knees and walk forward, or Qilong has to raise his knees, but if he raises his knees and stands on one leg and jumps forward, it is easy for him to lose balance and become a wooden man. However, Dongqiang said that it was no problem. He had enough strength in his lower limbs and could walk very fast even while squatting. When the time came, he would walk faster and they would be the first to reach the finish line! The other two groups are not good either, one has armpits facing the knees and the other has armpits facing the forehead. The three groups of members began to march in funny postures. Qi Longdongqiang, who could guess what the other party was thinking, was hindered in this link. Before Yang Chaoyue could turn around, because Qi Long walked too fast, Dongqiang couldn't hold on and the ping-pong ball on his knee flew out. "Why are you walking so fast?" "Didn't you say that you can walk faster even if you squat? We want to be the first to reach the finish line?" Qi Long said what he said before the race. "Can you keep up with my pace? I'm crouching in the front, so it must be you and me at the same speed!" "I'm a comedian. I'm not good at following others, but I'm good at setting my own pace!" "Then you squat down!" Dongqiang pointed to the ground. The stubborn Qi Long immediately lowered his head and said, "I'm sorry!" "Hahahahahahaha, you admit your mistake too quickly, uncle-master!" Qin Xiaoxian laughed on the side, and as he laughed, the ball fell. On the other side, Shen Teng used his forehead and Sha Yi's armpit to hold the ping-pong ball, and urged: "Chaoyue, turn back quickly, what are you looking at?" Watching their movements, Qi Long said in a clear voice: "Brother Teng, I'll give you a song." 【Tuber Jasmine, I sing for you】 “Hahahaha!” Shen Teng laughed until he broke down, and the ping-pong ball fell to the ground: “My god, my armpits smell so good!” Several people were in a panic, stumbling and falling, and the ping-pong ball fell countless times. Finally, Dong Qiang held Qi Long's legs and pulled Qi Long to move. He quickly adapted and was the first to cross the finish line. (End of this chapter)

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