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Chapter 161: Chase

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Chapter 161: Chase

Chapter 161 Chase Zhang Yixing was very fast, his legs were much faster than Qi Long who didn't exercise much, and he quickly left Qi Long behind, as well as his photographer. Qi Long pulled over Zhang Yixing's photographer and introduced him to everyone. This person is not Zhang Yixing's exclusive photographer. At first he was taking pictures of the guests. Because it is still the Spring Festival, Zhang Yixing's exclusive photographer went abroad for his honeymoon, so he was asked to come here. The photographer smiled bitterly: "I understand Xiao Fang now. It's really tiring to follow Zhang Yixing!" “Hahaha, among all these guests, who was the easiest for you to film?” "Xue Zhiqian, basically he never ran away, he stayed near the prison; Sha Yi was also good, he didn't run away." "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" Qi Long laughed for a while, and said to his camera: "Among the staff of "Extreme Men's Gang", the photography team is most afraid of following Zhang Yixing because he runs too fast; the planning team is most afraid of Sun Honglei because he always breaks the rules and changes everything they have planned like a reckless man!" "Teacher Qi, why don't you mention yourself?" asked Qi Long's photographer. Qi Long glared at him: "I'm fine!"

"The post-production staff said that they are most afraid of editing your clips because you talk too much and never stop!" "Hahaha, there's nothing we can do, language workers are like this, eh? Piggy!" Qi Long greeted, holding Zhang Yixing's camera in his hand. The cameraman quickly shouted: "Teacher Qi, I have to go to my post to take pictures of Zhang Yixing!" "He doesn't want you anymore, you belong to me!" Qi Long dragged him to find Luo Zhiqiang, who is now a minister. Luo Zhiqiang remained cautious towards Qi Long and slowly backed away: "Why are you grabbing the photographer?" "This is Yixing's photographer. He ran too fast and left the photographer behind. I detained his photographer. If he wants to find the photographer, I will catch him!" This is the real purpose of Qi Long keeping Zhang Yixing's photographer. Luo Zhiqiang was stunned. What's wrong with your brain? Can you do this? Detain someone else's photographer? "Want to form an alliance? If I meet Sun Honglei, I will bring him here and you can beat him up. If you meet a rich businessman or a scholar chasing you, you can bring him here and I will beat him up. We can cooperate temporarily!" Luo Zhiqiang shook his head cautiously: "Brother Long, cooperating with you is like seeking the skin of a tiger. You won't even know you've been sold out." "Do you really have dinosaur syndrome?" The audience of "Men Gang" knows that after Luo Zhiqiang saw Qi Long form an alliance with the whole audience and calculate the winning formula in the first episode of the show, he has been cautious towards Qi Long. Netizens call him "dinosaur syndrome"! "Yeah, tell me, detaining someone else's photographer, is this something a human could come up with?" Luo Zhiqiang asked back. At this time, Zhang Yixing, who was looking for a photographer, appeared in the sight of both of them. Qi Long didn't have time to chat with him and rushed up with a ladle. Zhang Yixing turned around and ran again, and soon turned a corner and entered the alley. Qi Long yelled, "Yixing, don't run, get your photographer first. If there's no more footage, I'll just stand here and not move!" He raised his hands and yelled in the middle of the alley. Yixing’s photographer ran over quickly, and when he reached the alley, there was an obvious pause. This pause made Qi Long feel something was wrong. He walked forward cautiously and a yellow figure rushed out from the alley, holding a ladle in his hand. "Take a bite from me!" Sun Honglei shouted. Qi Long, who had been warned, turned around and ran. It seems that Zhang Yixing and Sun Honglei have formed an alliance. The same is true for these two. They had an unpleasant quarrel in the first episode, but their relationship became better and better afterwards. They slept in the same room and formed various alliances. "You want to get nothing without paying? You're dreaming!" Qi Long responded, and out of the corner of his eye he saw Luo Zhiqiang hiding.

Well, you say you won’t form an alliance with me, but your body is honest. Qi Long pretended not to know and continued running. Sun Honglei behind him only had eyes for the fleeing Qi Long and didn't pay any attention to what was happening around him. While the mantis stalks the cicada, unaware of the oriole behind it, Luo Zhiqiang rushed out. Zhang Yixing, who seduced Qi Long and ran away with Sun Honglei, set his sights on Luo Zhiqiang. The entire alley became a scene of Zhang Yixing chasing Luo Zhiqiang, Luo Zhiqiang chasing Sun Honglei, and Sun Honglei chasing Qi Long. It was like a mantis stalking a cicada, unaware of the oriole behind. Luo Zhiqiang was faster in his sneak attack and hit Sun Honglei on the head with a bucket. The attack was effective, and the two exchanged identities and ran out to change clothes. While they were changing clothes, everyone else had to stay where they were and wait for the new emperor to ascend the throne and then pay their respects from a distance. At this time, Qi Long, who was sitting on the steps nearby, saw Yao Cheng, who was dressed as a wealthy businessman, and said, "Sister Cheng, you can beat Sun Honglei now. When they come over after changing their clothes, you beat Sun Honglei and turn him into a wealthy businessman. Then I will beat him and turn him into a street vendor." "Can this still happen?" "Of course you can. In the Extreme Men's Gang, if you can't do it, then you can do it!" When a new emperor ascends the throne, he has one chance to change the occupations of others, but he cannot change his ministers. After hearing this, Qi Long courted Luo Zhiqiang from a distance: "Brother Zhu, I was the one who seduced you just now!" Luo Zhiqiang held the ladle and said, "Yes, so I won't change it. I'll knock you!" Dinosaur syndrome, it is still reliable to turn Qi Long into a personal soldier without identity. If he can work with me to pit Sun Honglei, he can work with Sun Honglei to pit me. After all, Qi Long, the alliance maniac, has no eternal enemies for him, only eternal interests. Qi Long turned and ran away. Sun Honglei laughed: "You have come to this day!" With a duang sound, Sun Honglei turned around and saw Yao Cheng holding half a gourd and looking at him happily. Sun Honglei was completely stunned and took off his sunglasses: "No, wife, you..." "Hahahahahaha, Shayi said you are difficult to deal with, but it's not that difficult!" Yao Cheng laughed proudly. The identities were exchanged. Since Qi Long was being hunted by Luo Zhiqiang, his original plan to blackmail Sun Honglei failed. However, he was caught up by Ou Huang Wang Xun, who happened to meet Sun Honglei who had just changed into rich businessman's clothes. With a scoop of water, Sun Honglei turned from a king into a beggar in less than half an hour. Seeing this scene of Huang Bo strolling in a skirt, I gave him this song: [In my memory, you were richer than a king and were so happy; but now you are poorer than a beggar and the pain is so deep! ] The game is not only about knocking people down, but also about completing missions. Completing missions will earn you benefits. The director didn't say what the specific benefits are, but there is one obvious benefit, which is that after entering the mission site, you are not allowed to attack. Seeing that Luo Zhiqiang was chasing him so closely and he was about to run away, Qi Long saw the hope of survival, the mission location, and ran inside. The pursuit came to a temporary end. The name of this mission location is "Mission from Heaven"! It didn't sound like a good task, so Qi Long asked as soon as he entered: "Tell me, is it to make them suffer mentally, physically, or to starve them?" "Suffer your whole body!" The staff responded and took out a bowl covered with a plate: the challenge is considered a success if you can finish eating it within the specified time. When he opened it, Qi Long was dumbfounded. There were bugs inside, all kinds of bugs, including scorpions, bamboo worms, water beetles, bee pupae, centipedes, poisonous spiders, and water dragonflies. "This is delicious!" said a local passerby from Yunnan Province outside the shed. Qi Long wore a mask of pain: "I know, I heard it tastes good, but I can't accept it, it makes me sick just looking at it"

"It makes you sick just close your eyes!" Passersby give advice! Qi Long laughed and turned around and said, "What a good idea!" "Brother Long, don't fight so hard, don't challenge me, come out, there's nothing wrong with being my subordinate!" Luo Zhiqiang shouted while holding a ladle. Qi Long thought about it and decided to give it a try. "Luo Zhiqiang, do you understand? People have said that if you come to Yunnan Province and don't eat insects, it's the same as not coming at all. I must challenge you!" He picked up a bee pupa first. This one was the friendliest one in appearance, and looked like a dried shrimp, which was acceptable. I put it in my mouth and chewed it. It was pretty good, crispy, tender and delicious. Next came the other insects. Qi Long sorted them by size and ate the smaller ones first. To be honest, they were all delicious, but he felt a little disgusted. Especially the long centipede, the big water dragonfly and the largest poisonous spider, which has tentacles on its head, which looks uncomfortable. Using the method of passers-by, Qi Long closed his eyes and put a centipede in his mouth. After chewing it twice, he commented: "It tastes like all the seasoning. I can eat it like chicken fillet. Yay." The bitter taste spread in his mouth. Now Qi Long understood why so much sprinkles were used. It was too bitter. The bitterest thing is the fried dragonflies, which have a taste mixed with earth and astringency, which is particularly nauseating. "Do you usually eat this? It's too bitter!" Qi Long interacted with passers-by. The eldest brother who had been shouting that it was delicious shouted to Qi Long: "We don't usually eat it!" "You don't want to eat it but you make me eat it. You are so mean!" Qi Long complained helplessly. Compared to these two, the Zhengrong poisonous spider is better, and it is as crispy as chicken. The challenge was successful, and Qi Long obtained the reward for this mission point, which is called Summoning Insects. Just use it to make a large group of insects appear in front of anyone's eyes, blocking their vision. The duration is three minutes, and the cooling time is half an hour! To put it bluntly, it's like wearing an eye mask. "Okay, it's worth it for me to eat insects. Thank you, brother. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have the courage to eat them!" The eldest brother smiled and waved his hands to indicate that it didn't matter. Qi Long shouted enthusiastically: "Brother, I recommend you the food of Jin Province. When you eat in Jin Province, you must go to the restaurant at about 1:30 and order a bowl of noodles. Don't want noodles made by hand, but made by machine. You said that it tastes better that way. Then tell them not to add vinegar, because it's not delicious. Don't add broth. If you don't like it, just add some sugar water!" "Hahahahahaha!" passers-by laughed. As soon as I heard it, I knew Qi Long was joking. You said that the noodles made by machine are better than the noodles made by hand. And they don't need brine or vinegar, just sugar water. Also, who in the country doesn't know that Shanxi Province has a nap culture these days? Kindergartens have to call parents if their children don't take a good nap. Even dogs have to rest at one or two o'clock. You go there to bother them and make these demands. Aren't you dancing on the minefield of Shanxi people? Crosstalk performers are so bad! Qi Long made Luo Zhiqiang wear a blindfold and successfully escaped. He also actively recommended the task of eating insects to everyone. I can't be the only one who was deceived, right? Tell them it’s delicious, as long as they can get over it psychologically, Sun Honglei will be successfully fooled. In addition to this, there are other tasks and various abilities appear, such as the ability to add flippers to a person for two minutes by shouting a word, making it impossible for a person to have both feet on the ground at the same time, etc., making the chase more interesting! (End of this chapter)

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